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tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
January 28 2011 05:34 GMT
#41
On January 28 2011 13:31 Manifesto7 wrote:
Oh nevermind, your other blog about friends fighting about sc2 shows that you are in grade 11. God I am old.

If she puts out, put up with it. If she doesn't she isn't worth the time.

Haha, I couldn't even read the rest of the posts without giggling at this.

I thought just based on the whole context of the blog that the age of the poster would have to be fairly young.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
January 28 2011 05:56 GMT
#42
Just dump her with zero emotions that will bug her more than anything else. Time to stop investing in this train-wreck.
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
Capulet
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Canada686 Posts
January 28 2011 06:36 GMT
#43
On January 28 2011 13:30 Manifesto7 wrote:
If your girlfriend is creating false facebook boyfriends to scare away facebook stalkers, and has cheated on you,
Show nested quote +
What can i do = (

seems pretty obvious to me.

There are not enough hours in the day to deal with such petty shit. If she put half the amount of effort into your relationship that she put into facebook, you would both be much happier. Life is short man.



On January 28 2011 13:31 Manifesto7 wrote:
Oh nevermind, your other blog about friends fighting about sc2 shows that you are in grade 11. God I am old.

If she puts out, put up with it. If she doesn't she isn't worth the time.


I lol'ed so hard.

But yeah... listen to Mani. At that age, it isn't worth your trouble to deal with it, unless she puts out
"I'm just killing the spiders to save the butterflies... Wanting to save both is a contradiction. What would you rather do? Keep deliberating? The butterfly will be eaten in the meantime."
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-28 06:48:57
January 28 2011 06:43 GMT
#44
On January 28 2011 14:29 MarineHeroSamKhan wrote:
Suggestions:
HURRICANE IM-DONE-WITH-YOU/call her
Sleep with her mum.
just stop talking to her altogether
text message

Come on TL! If she's going to mess with me, I'll mess with her = )

The best revenge is a life well lived. Don't try some sort of elaborate revenge scheme that someone on the internet cooked up, that's for the misanthropes on 4chan. Just go find another girl. You don't even need to tell her since obviously she's moved on.

edit: also her "fake bf" is probably her new bf
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Servius_Fulvius
Profile Joined August 2009
United States947 Posts
January 28 2011 07:01 GMT
#45
Am I ever glad I didn't go through high school and early college with all that prolific facebook crap! She needs to grow up, you probably need to grow up, and there's no contingency I can think of that has you stay with her.
Box.N.Straw
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada55 Posts
January 28 2011 07:03 GMT
#46
I would suggest just dumping her in a low-key sort of way. Choose your method of communication and just let her know things aren't working out. (hopefully you guys don't end up fighting)

Not sure what kind of girl your gf is...but if you humiliate her she might go crazy and proceed to harass/stalk you for the next few months. X_X
Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
January 28 2011 07:26 GMT
#47
Just play with it,you're still a kid lots of stuff that you need to experience like heartbreak and etc. Anyway, all of these type of stuff will be pretty hilarious once you get to our age
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Integra
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Sweden5626 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-28 08:08:02
January 28 2011 08:07 GMT
#48
Look after optional girlfriends. Tell her that she either shapes up or she gets dumped for another girls you been checking up. Problem will be solved and you will be in a better relationship after you tell her that.
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DND_Enkil
Profile Joined September 2010
Sweden598 Posts
January 28 2011 10:11 GMT
#49
On January 28 2011 14:32 Comeh wrote:
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On January 28 2011 13:24 MarineHeroSamKhan wrote:
"Arguing with you never actually had a good outcome for me. EIther a win, and look like a total douchebag. Or i lose and look like a total douchebag lol" (

hate to break it to you... but all women are...
Oh never mind.
The fact you win at all is impressive though.


Yep... trying to recall the last time i won an argument...

On another note, why does she prefer to have a "fake" bf listed as her bf on fb? And what the hell do fb-stalker even mean? She ever heard about privacy settings? Or is she retarded enough to have her "stalker" as her friend...

You are both still young and it kinda shows, if a douche posted something on my GF's fb i would start with talking to her, then i would give him a call or go have a chat with him (not to beat him up or anything, but to talk to him). There is literally nothing to be gained arguing about it over facebook...

If you are gonna break up i would suggest doing it straight up: "Sorry this is not working out between us, i am not happy with the relationship and see no future in it and have made up my mind that the best thing for both of us is to break up. No, you cant change my mind and i see no point in discussing details, it is over."

If you want to have fun doing it i am sure there are some crazy ideas out there.
"If you write about a sewing needle there is always some one-eyed bastard that gets offended" - Fritiof The Pirate Nilsson
SushilS
Profile Joined November 2010
2115 Posts
January 28 2011 10:19 GMT
#50
Be a man! Or even better - BE A MANI!!
Such good advice on the outset.. You say she cheated on you? Sounds like you are addicted... Just break up with her RIGHT NOW!! Or she will do it to you at the worst time possible!
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ZeaL.
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States5955 Posts
January 28 2011 13:37 GMT
#51
Get her pregnant and then force her to get an abortion.

Actually, no. That's a terrible idea. Just be a man and break up and never talk to her again. You got more things to worry about than screwing over a crazy girl who lives super far away.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32159 Posts
January 28 2011 13:50 GMT
#52
See if you can get more STDs then her and share the fun!

I also have a feeling that this 'fake bf' might not be so fake homie!
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SkytoM
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Austria1137 Posts
January 28 2011 16:15 GMT
#53
On January 28 2011 13:31 Manifesto7 wrote:
Oh nevermind, your other blog about friends fighting about sc2 shows that you are in grade 11. God I am old.

If she puts out, put up with it. If she doesn't she isn't worth the time.


1. this
2. wins the thread
3. words of wisdom
Bisu... ;-(
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
January 28 2011 16:25 GMT
#54
On January 28 2011 13:35 MarineHeroSamKhan wrote:
I'ma fucking rage, she logged of MSN. Now i don't have a way to contact her (long distance phone call not really smart)


Are you fucking insane? Why would you want to contact someone like that? Is sticking your dick in her worth that much trouble?
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Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
January 28 2011 16:28 GMT
#55
I <3 TL just for this. Whiny blog by high schoolers over what their bf/gf posted on facebook.

Seriously just drop her. You're both in 11th grade, and this year you're apart. You should both just relax the drama and search for romance and/or sex closer to home.
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
Advocado
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Denmark994 Posts
January 28 2011 17:27 GMT
#56
You sound worse than her. Don't make snide remarks on facebook and talk to her about it instead.
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FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5018 Posts
January 28 2011 17:37 GMT
#57
On January 28 2011 13:31 Manifesto7 wrote:
Oh nevermind, your other blog about friends fighting about sc2 shows that you are in grade 11. God I am old.

If she puts out, put up with it. If she doesn't she isn't worth the time.




^_^ I love you Mani.........I do want to know what the answer would ahve been say in 15 years or so when your daughter is around that age. I for one am not looking forward to all these hormonal guys crawling over my daughter........can you force someone to become a Nun?
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
OverZero
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States271 Posts
January 28 2011 17:41 GMT
#58
On January 28 2011 13:31 Manifesto7 wrote:
If she puts out, put up with it. If she doesn't she isn't worth the time.



Agreed 100%
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DoubleZee
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada556 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-28 20:46:41
January 28 2011 20:44 GMT
#59
Wow, quit being an idiot and just dump her.

The title should have been "Highschool girls - I need a smack in the head"
Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
Joementum
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
787 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-28 21:05:29
January 28 2011 21:04 GMT
#60
You're in grade 11. Have sex and immediately break up with her after. You gotta act cool when telling her your dumping her. Smoke a cig at the same time. It'll make her feel like a cheap whore.

OR

You could just dump her.
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