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tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
January 18 2011 01:34 GMT
#41
On January 18 2011 09:48 Tony Campolo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 18 2011 09:44 tonight wrote:
On January 18 2011 08:34 Tony Campolo wrote:
On January 18 2011 08:12 JMave wrote:
She does. Oh wells. Back to work.


Once again, you have shown your ineptitude. If you really want her, then she's yours. If he is only a boyfriend then it's open game. Women treat relationships like jobs - if a better one comes along, they resign from the first. Don't be deluded into thinking romance movies are real life. You can be a white knight and keep your hands off her because some other chobe has her, or you can dictate how you want to live your life and not let limitations restrict you. Chances are if you don't fuck her her boyfriend will continue doing so until some other guy comes along to replace him. You could be that guy. Or you can just watch the events unfold as your penis gets smaller.

Some pretty bad advice.


Got anything better?

I suppose you want him to remain a 21 year old virgin who pisses his pants everytime he's around a girl.

There's nothing 'cute' about the OP's OP. It just makes him look like a teenage boy discovering puberty.

Teenage boys don't get the chickydees.

He needs to become a real man. He'll be happier in the longterm if he doesn't act like a wussy. He'll be too busy fucking girls in the ass to be caring about anxiety and insecurity and having TL's nerd population encouraging him in it.


This is the kind of advice you should adhere to if you want to be a coors light pounding, fist pumping, herpes having, genital warts maintaining, chest waxing, emotionless, cocky, douche.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
January 18 2011 01:36 GMT
#42
I base this all off your comment of "fucking chicks in the ass".

Party on, bro.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
zfr
Profile Joined June 2009
Australia70 Posts
January 18 2011 01:38 GMT
#43
On January 18 2011 01:25 ludic123 wrote:
Invite her to a party and take it from there. Liquid courage does wonders.


Off topic slightly... Liquid'Courage is a great alias for Jinro.
Tony Campolo
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand364 Posts
January 18 2011 02:17 GMT
#44
On January 18 2011 10:34 tonight wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 18 2011 09:48 Tony Campolo wrote:
On January 18 2011 09:44 tonight wrote:
On January 18 2011 08:34 Tony Campolo wrote:
On January 18 2011 08:12 JMave wrote:
She does. Oh wells. Back to work.


Once again, you have shown your ineptitude. If you really want her, then she's yours. If he is only a boyfriend then it's open game. Women treat relationships like jobs - if a better one comes along, they resign from the first. Don't be deluded into thinking romance movies are real life. You can be a white knight and keep your hands off her because some other chobe has her, or you can dictate how you want to live your life and not let limitations restrict you. Chances are if you don't fuck her her boyfriend will continue doing so until some other guy comes along to replace him. You could be that guy. Or you can just watch the events unfold as your penis gets smaller.

Some pretty bad advice.


Got anything better?

I suppose you want him to remain a 21 year old virgin who pisses his pants everytime he's around a girl.

There's nothing 'cute' about the OP's OP. It just makes him look like a teenage boy discovering puberty.

Teenage boys don't get the chickydees.

He needs to become a real man. He'll be happier in the longterm if he doesn't act like a wussy. He'll be too busy fucking girls in the ass to be caring about anxiety and insecurity and having TL's nerd population encouraging him in it.


This is the kind of advice you should adhere to if you want to be a coors light pounding, fist pumping, herpes having, genital warts maintaining, chest waxing, emotionless, cocky, douche.


As I said, if you have any better advice feel free to impart your wisdom. And if anal sex offends you... Your sister is engaging in it right now, just like any other good-looking, American-culture-abiding, red-blooded human being with a healthy sex life.
While you were sleeping last night, 30,000 kids died of starvation or diseases related to malnutrition.
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
January 18 2011 02:32 GMT
#45
My advice is be who you are. If you want to have random anal sex with whoever with no cares then so be it, but if you want a relationship then do what's right for you by being who you are.

Your advice is just, "If that girl won't fuck you find one that will." I don't really think that's what he's looking for, but if that's what you're looking for it makes little to no difference to me. At least if you're having anal sex you're not running the risk of reproducing.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
Brett
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Australia3822 Posts
January 18 2011 04:35 GMT
#46
lol.. spot the guy who's been reading game material for a year and thinks he's fucking Hank Moody from behind his keyboard.
Schplyok
Profile Joined June 2010
64 Posts
January 18 2011 07:35 GMT
#47
On January 18 2011 09:48 Tony Campolo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 18 2011 09:44 tonight wrote:
On January 18 2011 08:34 Tony Campolo wrote:
On January 18 2011 08:12 JMave wrote:
She does. Oh wells. Back to work.


Once again, you have shown your ineptitude. If you really want her, then she's yours. If he is only a boyfriend then it's open game. Women treat relationships like jobs - if a better one comes along, they resign from the first. Don't be deluded into thinking romance movies are real life. You can be a white knight and keep your hands off her because some other chobe has her, or you can dictate how you want to live your life and not let limitations restrict you. Chances are if you don't fuck her her boyfriend will continue doing so until some other guy comes along to replace him. You could be that guy. Or you can just watch the events unfold as your penis gets smaller.

Some pretty bad advice.


...

He needs to become a real man. He'll be happier in the longterm if he doesn't act like a wussy. He'll be too busy fucking girls in the ass to be caring about anxiety and insecurity and having TL's nerd population encouraging him in it.


Its funny how you encourage him to act like a man when your values are typical for a 16 year old.
... or have I been trolled?
fabulously
Profile Joined November 2010
Norway724 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-18 09:43:38
January 18 2011 09:42 GMT
#48
Wow, I come back to this thread after one day and see it has gone from this cuteish story about a boy inlove to everyone talking about bumsex..Impressive xD
Welcome back ROOT-gaming - you were never forgotten <3
JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1806 Posts
January 18 2011 09:44 GMT
#49
On January 18 2011 18:42 fabulously wrote:
Wow, I come back to this thread after one day and see it has gone from this cuteish story about a boy inlove to everyone talking about bumsex..Impressive xD


some of the replies are quite funny. its really weird cuz she's sitting right oppositeme now
火心 Jealous. I always loved that feeling when I was young. Embrace it.
BottleAbuser
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1888 Posts
January 18 2011 12:06 GMT
#50
Turn your monitor around.
Compilers are like boyfriends, you miss a period and they go crazy on you.
ludic123
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Norway161 Posts
January 18 2011 14:32 GMT
#51
On January 18 2011 10:38 zfr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 18 2011 01:25 ludic123 wrote:
Invite her to a party and take it from there. Liquid courage does wonders.


Off topic slightly... Liquid'Courage is a great alias for Jinro.


lol. Yeah, it is actually. xD
SpoR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1542 Posts
January 18 2011 22:12 GMT
#52
On January 18 2011 04:21 lixlix wrote:
Insomnia when you don't even know whether she has a boyfriend or not? Thats pretty lame man. Its not like she died or she divorced you.


yea this thread is a ban trap
A man is what he thinks about all day long.
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