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LazyMacro
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
976 Posts
January 15 2011 02:50 GMT
#221
On January 15 2011 11:48 Haemonculus wrote:
LOL I'm suddenly kinda uncomfortable with where this thread is going, o.o

Don't worry, I'll make it all better. :3
LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
January 15 2011 02:54 GMT
#222
Haemonculus it looks like u have a lover here.

I am suddenly reminded of a scene from one of the best cartoon movies from my childhood:



A3iL3r0n
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States2196 Posts
January 15 2011 02:56 GMT
#223
Ask her what's the difference between you watching porn, and you using your imagination.

Pwned.
My psychiatrist says I have deep-seated Ragneuroses :(
LazyMacro
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
976 Posts
January 15 2011 03:07 GMT
#224
On January 15 2011 11:54 LuckyFool wrote:
Haemonculus it looks like u have a lover here.

I am suddenly reminded of a scene from one of the best cartoon movies from my childhood:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDWnuddCf0E


Adorable~~~
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 15 2011 03:10 GMT
#225
If there is one more -shrug- in here I am going to bust some serious ban caps.
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
January 15 2011 03:11 GMT
#226
On January 15 2011 11:54 LuckyFool wrote:
Haemonculus it looks like u have a lover here.

I am suddenly reminded of a scene from one of the best cartoon movies from my childhood:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDWnuddCf0E


I loved that movie, and that scene especially too. So cute!

For some reason, my dad was obsessed with "The Jungle Book", and always wanted us to watch it. Must have been his childhood movie or something, but I never liked it, lol. Sword in the Stone so much better!
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
January 15 2011 03:28 GMT
#227
On January 15 2011 09:48 Raeleigh wrote:
Every argument you have with someone will just further strengthen the relationship. :/

lol, if only
beep boop
Zlasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States9129 Posts
January 15 2011 03:34 GMT
#228
Loser of the grudgematch needs to be a tier 1 icon for a month, ezpz
Follow me: www.twitter.com/zlasher
Raeleigh
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada902 Posts
January 15 2011 03:41 GMT
#229
On January 15 2011 12:28 7mk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2011 09:48 Raeleigh wrote:
Every argument you have with someone will just further strengthen the relationship. :/

lol, if only

In my experience, this is what has happened. Of course, there have been relationship-ending arguments as well. =P
you are perfect porcelain.
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-15 03:57:39
January 15 2011 03:57 GMT
#230
Oh what, a girl up for grabs? This can't happen without me here.

Hi Haemonculus. I'm a virgin and 15.

Fix that?
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
January 15 2011 04:02 GMT
#231
On January 15 2011 12:57 Pokebunny wrote:
Oh what, a girl up for grabs? This can't happen without me here.

Hi Haemonculus. I'm a virgin and 15.

Fix that?

Seriously? Haven't you humiliated yourself in another thread enough?
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
January 15 2011 04:04 GMT
#232
This thread needs to be put out of it's misery.
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
January 15 2011 04:04 GMT
#233
On January 15 2011 13:02 Haemonculus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2011 12:57 Pokebunny wrote:
Oh what, a girl up for grabs? This can't happen without me here.

Hi Haemonculus. I'm a virgin and 15.

Fix that?

Seriously? Haven't you humiliated yourself in another thread enough?

Hahaha. Totally kidding :<
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
January 15 2011 04:07 GMT
#234
On January 15 2011 13:02 Haemonculus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2011 12:57 Pokebunny wrote:
Oh what, a girl up for grabs? This can't happen without me here.

Hi Haemonculus. I'm a virgin and 15.

Fix that?

Seriously? Haven't you humiliated yourself in another thread enough?


LOL

Oh poke, you are so cute.
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
January 15 2011 04:30 GMT
#235
when I was in highschool, I acted like a girl in WoW to get free raid loot
But after months of free looting, I eventually I told the GM I was MrHoon
He proceeded to kick me out of the guild and told me he was "sorry and didn't know you had a husband"

pokerface.jpeg

On topic, I kept my porno life semi open to my gf. Whenever there would be a sex scene on TV I would take the remote away and make a emotionless face and tell her "This is healthy for the both of us" for laugh. But I haven't told her I have a 500gb JAV porno collection.

Why don't you just get an external hard drive? You can hide it easily and doesn't leave a mess
dats racist
Raeleigh
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada902 Posts
January 15 2011 04:33 GMT
#236
On January 15 2011 13:30 MrHoon wrote:
when I was in highschool, I acted like a girl in WoW to get free raid loot
But after months of free looting, I eventually I told the GM I was MrHoon
He proceeded to kick me out of the guild and told me he was "sorry and didn't know you had a husband"

pokerface.jpeg

On topic, I kept my porno life semi open to my gf. Whenever there would be a sex scene on TV I would take the remote away and make a emotionless face and tell her "This is healthy for the both of us" for laugh. But I haven't told her I have a 500gb JAV porno collection.

Why don't you just get an external hard drive? You can hide it easily and doesn't leave a mess

I thought you meant you were a porn star..
LOL. I was like "damn!" xD
you are perfect porcelain.
meaculpa
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States119 Posts
January 15 2011 04:59 GMT
#237
This blog is full of some bad advice. Good thing it's mostly played out and the OP broke up for some dumb reason. I facepalmed IRL when I saw numerous posts that basically amounted to saying:

"Tell her to accept your porn habit or dump her".

Don't you people have social skills? I don't recall any situation in life where through reason, clear argumentation and statistics I was able to convince somebody to change his or her mind. That's just not how people work. If they believe something, it's going to take a while to get them to change their mind, usually through indirect methods. Simplest solution that almost nobody mentioned is this: watch porn, don't tell her. Even if you can get her to verbally acknowledge that you watching porn is OK, that doesn't mean she's truly accepted it. It's like if your girlfriend farts. You know it's natural, you know 100% of girls fart, but it does make you uncomfortable thinking about how you heard and smelled your gf's fart. It's not rational but who ever said attraction is rational?
Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.
LazyMacro
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
976 Posts
January 15 2011 05:00 GMT
#238
On January 15 2011 13:33 Raeleigh wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2011 13:30 MrHoon wrote:
when I was in highschool, I acted like a girl in WoW to get free raid loot
But after months of free looting, I eventually I told the GM I was MrHoon
He proceeded to kick me out of the guild and told me he was "sorry and didn't know you had a husband"

pokerface.jpeg

On topic, I kept my porno life semi open to my gf. Whenever there would be a sex scene on TV I would take the remote away and make a emotionless face and tell her "This is healthy for the both of us" for laugh. But I haven't told her I have a 500gb JAV porno collection.

Why don't you just get an external hard drive? You can hide it easily and doesn't leave a mess

I thought you meant you were a porn star..
LOL. I was like "damn!" xD

Best job ever?
Phrost
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States4008 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-15 05:03:25
January 15 2011 05:02 GMT
#239
On January 15 2011 13:04 Pokebunny wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2011 13:02 Haemonculus wrote:
On January 15 2011 12:57 Pokebunny wrote:
Oh what, a girl up for grabs? This can't happen without me here.

Hi Haemonculus. I'm a virgin and 15.

Fix that?

Seriously? Haven't you humiliated yourself in another thread enough?

Hahaha. Totally kidding :<

wtf how did you get out of the scv icon and noobville?


also he wasnt kidding

edit:

btw poke, offering yourself is statutory rape in most places
iamphrost.tumblr.com // http://howtobebettermagicplayer.tumblr.com // twitter @phrost_
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
January 15 2011 05:06 GMT
#240
didn't you watch the epic grudge match against plexa??

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=180931
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
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