I hate the Celtics

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United States7081 Posts

December 17 2010 21:24 GMT

Big Baby is a fat slob. I honestly don't think he can dunk flat-footed. He also has some of the blankest, most uncomprehending eyes I've ever seen on a human being. Whenever I see him in a game, I think he must have been clubbed on the back of the head twenty seconds prior.

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Wait, Luke Harangody might give him a run for his money.

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Kevin Garnett talks like he thinks he's still 18, despite the fact that all he can do now is shoot open jumpers and get easy dunks.

Rondo's been in the NBA for years, yet his jumper is so ugly after he missed this shot he tracked down Joakim Noah for some advice on form.

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Paul "the wheelchair" Pierce is whiny drama queen. But lets not be too negative, when he's out of the league in three years he'll probably have a career as a Murderball player.

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Oh yeah, Ray Allen is James Jones despite everyone thinking he's Reggie Miller.

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But they're a good team! They're 21 and 4 with a 12 game winning streak! I feel like I've been waiting for them to get old for 5 years! But mark my words, by playoff time, they'll be an injury-riddled mess.

I think the Heat are coming out of the East. West is too close to call at the moment. Any thoughts?

mptj

United States485 Posts

December 17 2010 21:29 GMT

I'm from Boston and I love the Celtics ^_^ just saying <3

OpticalShot

Canada6330 Posts

December 17 2010 21:30 GMT

Ever since that cancer incident with KG and CV, my hatred for Celtics have grown more than ever. It's kind of the same thing for Spurs: a boring team with bland pool of so-so talents that somehow manage to get it together in the most boring fashion every game. Scrubs like Bruce Bowen (is he still playing?) should be suspended indefinitely (remember his hit on Steve Nash?) and Duncan is ugly as a chimpanzee.

But then, all this hatred might be because Raptors have sucked year after year and I just kinda hate the entire league. lol

metaphoR

United States199 Posts

December 17 2010 21:34 GMT

where's doc rivers? LOL

QuanticHawk

United States32141 Posts

December 17 2010 21:38 GMT

This is an awesome photo though.

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seanisgrand

United States1039 Posts

December 17 2010 21:43 GMT

Me too ^_^

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Comeh

United States18919 Posts

December 17 2010 21:47 GMT

I'm glad other people feel this way, I fucking hate them too. The fact that KG is on that team just makes it that much more easy to hate.
I can't hate on Rondo that much - he's not much of a punk, and he puts up some good numbers, despite having no midrange or perimeter game whatsoever.

If Celtics stay relatively healthy, though, i have trouble seeing them NOT winning the championship though (unless the Heat start melding together, or if a healthy Bynum returns to the Lakers [HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA])
Curiously, what team are you a fan of?

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United States7081 Posts

December 17 2010 21:49 GMT

On December 18 2010 06:47 Comeh wrote:
I'm glad other people feel this way, I fucking hate them too. The fact that KG is on that team just makes it that much more easy to hate.
I can't hate on Rondo that much - he's not much of a punk, and he puts up some good numbers, despite having no midrange or perimeter game whatsoever.

If Celtics stay relatively healthy, though, i have trouble seeing them NOT winning the championship though (unless the Heat start melding together, or if a healthy Bynum returns to the Lakers [HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA])
Curiously, what team are you a fan of?

Bobcats :-/.

For what it's worth, I think we could go to the playoffs again given a whole lot of luck.

Enervate

United States1769 Posts

December 17 2010 21:52 GMT

I feel exactly the same way. Do you remember that game last year where Big Baby drooled right as the camera zoomed in on him? I found that hilarious.

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