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So many Hydralisks in China!!

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DarkwindHK
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong343 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-16 07:04:20
December 16 2010 04:01 GMT
#1
Because of my job, I spent most of the week in mainland China. During my stay here, I need to get accustom to the large population of native hydralisks that dwells in the country.

There are so many spitting attack throughout the day that you must be on guard all the time. Spitting attack can can from stationary hydralisk, walking hydralisk or worst, hydralisk on moving vehicles. Many of the local type have achieved the range upgrade, after years and years of practice.

Local hydralisks are usually a peaceful race that excels at GDP building activities. However, they have a very uncommon biological activity where the individual must clear their throat and spit out volleys of toxic fluid. Terran scientist have extensive research on this fluid and conclude that it contains a wide range of hazardous bacteria and advice terran personnel to distance themselves from such substance.

I am not a racist (and I am Chinese anyways), but sometimes, after a long day of work, the last thing you want is to hear the throat clearing sound and then a taxi driver suddenly open his window and land his projectile on your shoes.

p.s. I think the cultural revolution is to blame, at least HK, Macau and Taiwan are not like that.... But how long it will take to fix this? Three decades? One century? Two thousand years ago Confucius already taught about manner (at least that's what I learn in school); but now China is like this...

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Dont be too humble, you are not that great.
xLethargicax
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States469 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-16 04:06:22
December 16 2010 04:06 GMT
#2
3/5 trying too hard. Would rather read Jaedong is my brother.
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9775 Posts
December 16 2010 04:07 GMT
#3
The common hydralisk, contrary to popular belief, does not spit. It shoots motherfucking spines in you.
boomer hands
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
December 16 2010 04:09 GMT
#4
On December 16 2010 13:06 xLethargicax wrote:
3/5 trying too hard. Would rather read Jaedong is my brother.


I think I'm too impressionable. I read your post then agreed and rated 3/5 immediately without really thinking about it. I woulda just not rated if it weren't for you.
Exteray
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1094 Posts
December 16 2010 04:09 GMT
#5
你在哪个城市
Karliath
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2214 Posts
December 16 2010 04:23 GMT
#6
During my six years in Shanghai, faux-hydralisks (because the real ones shoot spines) liked to spit down at me from apartment balconies. At first I thought it was the natural condensation water drips of AC-overlords, but no. Oh dear, no.
zzaaxxsscd
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States626 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-16 04:27:24
December 16 2010 04:26 GMT
#7
yeah, it's quite off-putting

old guy...ciggie...sandals....clears his throat...a second time....a third...hocks a gigantic loogie...glares at you for daring to look annoyed....rinse and repeat

they need to go "Singapore" on the country and make that shit illegal
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
December 16 2010 04:51 GMT
#8
chinese way = the filipino way..

I have no idea that the same thing we actually do here is done by the Chinese. There should be a fine like india or singapore that when you spit you get arrested.
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Enervate
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1769 Posts
December 16 2010 05:28 GMT
#9
Let this be a listen to everyone to not smoke. That and don't pollute.
vectorix108
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States4633 Posts
December 16 2010 05:35 GMT
#10
you just have to get used to it... everyone spits in china haha
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DarkwindHK
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong343 Posts
December 16 2010 05:47 GMT
#11
On December 16 2010 13:51 Licmyobelisk wrote:
chinese way = the filipino way..

I have no idea that the same thing we actually do here is done by the Chinese. There should be a fine like india or singapore that when you spit you get arrested.


I fear all the cops will be arrested then....
Dont be too humble, you are not that great.
Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-16 05:56:43
December 16 2010 05:56 GMT
#12
On December 16 2010 13:09 Exteray wrote:
你在哪个城市


I would assume he's in Hong Kong lol ...at least it's in his info line thingy ><
Failure is not falling down over and over again. Failure is refusing to get back up.
DarkwindHK
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong343 Posts
December 16 2010 06:06 GMT
#13
On December 16 2010 14:56 Z3kk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2010 13:09 Exteray wrote:
你在哪个城市


I would assume he's in Hong Kong lol ...at least it's in his info line thingy ><


No one do that in Hong Kong, lol! You will get fined.

Mainland China means not Hong Kong, not Taiwan and not Macau.

Anyways, this happens in all the cities in China, the smaller the city, the worse it get.

Guangzhou is actually better, since they are "educated" by HK television channel
Dont be too humble, you are not that great.
Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
December 16 2010 06:07 GMT
#14
I don't think Hydralisks spits. They drool, however.
https://twitter.com/SufficientStats
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
December 16 2010 06:09 GMT
#15
I HATE THIS SHIT TOO

GOD

they spit EVERYWHERE and not just spit, but like FUCKING LUGIES
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
bakedace
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States672 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-16 06:26:30
December 16 2010 06:26 GMT
#16
in sc1 they spit so much acid that the spines were buried in it, they do spit.
KezseN
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Singapore1450 Posts
December 16 2010 06:52 GMT
#17
i hardly see people spit in guangzhou now.. maybe becuase the Asian para games are going on? there are police almsot everywhere in the city, so yea.. go ahead and spit :p
To Skeleton King: "Have you considered employment at Apple?"
T0fuuu
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia2275 Posts
December 16 2010 06:58 GMT
#18
*spits on carpet and rubs it in with shoe*

I wouldnt be too bothered about it even though it is disgusting. You just need another sars outbreak and people will cleanup again.

PROTIP: Do not touch any plantlife while in a chinese city or any telephone poles. People will sneeze on their hands and wipe them on the nearest plant or pole.
hazelynut
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2195 Posts
December 16 2010 07:24 GMT
#19
for some reason i don't see this habit as disgusting, possibly because i was raised amongst hydralisks.
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Redunzl
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
862 Posts
December 16 2010 07:39 GMT
#20
Beijing has many spitters as well.
20 million loogies on the ground, they dry up, flake off, float into the air. There is more of this kinda of pollution here than anything coming from factories.
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