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djWHEAT
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States925 Posts
December 08 2010 23:29 GMT
#1
I got this in my inbox today and there is just no way I couldn't share it with the masses.

http://blip.tv/file/4485059/

I guess when you look at it... eSports is my religion. I was raised Lutheran and do have a ton of respect towards religious institutions and why we need them... but I'm not of any particular faith.

All I know is that I believe and have faith in Pro-Gaming and I'll continue to give my time and energy into seeing Pro-Gaming reach the highest level it can. Closest thing to religion in my life.

Anyway... Thanks Brother Mack!

Amen brethren! And see you this Sunday for the next sermon!

****
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chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-08 23:39:18
December 08 2010 23:31 GMT
#2
Oh my god. Oh my djwheat. This makes me want to see what else is going on in this guy's brain, so I guess he wins this round.

Upon further exploration, I may take up whatever this religion is. http://blip.tv/file/4413228?utm_source=player_embedded
:O
Wunder
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United Kingdom2950 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-08 23:34:29
December 08 2010 23:31 GMT
#3
O_O;

EDIT: Alright, I actually finished watching this. I still don't know what's happening.

Edit2: So DjWheat has a +2 Modifier of awesome? Is this what's happening?
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jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5502 Posts
December 08 2010 23:32 GMT
#4
Holy shit
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
Barundar
Profile Joined May 2010
Denmark1582 Posts
December 08 2010 23:34 GMT
#5
What episode did he watch?
Bartundar
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
December 08 2010 23:34 GMT
#6
"..a good way to meet girls"
<3<3
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
TBO
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany1350 Posts
December 08 2010 23:34 GMT
#7
That was surprisingly funny.
l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
December 08 2010 23:35 GMT
#8
huh
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VonLego
Profile Joined June 2010
United States519 Posts
December 08 2010 23:38 GMT
#9
On December 09 2010 08:34 Binky1842 wrote:
"..a good way to meet girls"
<3<3



... " but they were all nerd girls that you wouldn't be caught with dead with anyways..."

This guy is probably a SC2 player himself and is massively tongue in cheek atm. Thanks for sharing.
Crais
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2136 Posts
December 08 2010 23:39 GMT
#10
bahaha wow. So awesome. Go Wheat!
RIP MBC Game Hero
ZoW
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3983 Posts
December 08 2010 23:39 GMT
#11
"Through the miracle of video game technology!"
the courage to be a lazy bum
Xxio
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada5565 Posts
December 08 2010 23:39 GMT
#12
hahahahah so good..so good..

"dungeons and dragons was a good way to meet girls" huh i'll have to try that, thanks!
KTY
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
December 08 2010 23:40 GMT
#13
I think..... There may have been a misunderstanding....

At least he plugged you!
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
Cofo
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States1388 Posts
December 08 2010 23:41 GMT
#14
I...


I laughed.
+ Show Spoiler +
hoppipolla
Profile Joined January 2010
Australia782 Posts
December 08 2010 23:42 GMT
#15
I follow the gospel of e-Sports with the preacher djWHEAT and the prophet Day9.
"It's not acceptable"
L_Master
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States8017 Posts
December 08 2010 23:43 GMT
#16
Haha, thanks for sharing, that was awesome! I have to say I was totally expecting it to be some crazy evangelist cursing you out in some crazy way.
EffOrt and Soulkey Hwaiting!
Vequeth
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United Kingdom1116 Posts
December 08 2010 23:50 GMT
#17
Wow im speechless.
Aspiring British Caster / Masters Protoss
Froadac
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6733 Posts
December 08 2010 23:51 GMT
#18
Awesome, through the miracle of video game technology

And THAT guy played D&D?
NonY
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
8748 Posts
December 08 2010 23:55 GMT
#19
R O F L
"Fucking up is part of it. If you can't fail, you have to always win. And I don't think you can always win." Elliott Smith ---------- Yet no sudden rage darkened his face, and his eyes were calm as they studied her. Then he smiled. 'Witness.'
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44334 Posts
December 08 2010 23:56 GMT
#20
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Awesome plug though!

I wonder if the percentage of religious people on Team Liquid is larger or smaller than average.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Gatsbi
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1134 Posts
December 08 2010 23:59 GMT
#21
On December 09 2010 08:56 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Awesome plug though!

I wonder if the percentage of religious people on Team Liquid is larger or smaller than average.


I'm going to go with smaller... like much much much smaller.
"IF WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW IS MORE THAN WHAT YOU HAVE KNOWN. THEN YOU HAVE NOT KNOWN ANYTHINIG YET." - Rev Kojo Smith
Vequeth
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United Kingdom1116 Posts
December 09 2010 00:00 GMT
#22
On December 09 2010 08:56 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:

I wonder if the percentage of religious people on Team Liquid is larger or smaller than average.


Since the fall of our (Z)sAviOr, probably smaller.
Aspiring British Caster / Masters Protoss
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
December 09 2010 00:02 GMT
#23
http://blip.tv/file/4413020

This guy is fucking crazy as balls.

Seriously, watch this whole video.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42689 Posts
December 09 2010 00:03 GMT
#24
On December 09 2010 08:59 Gatsbi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 09 2010 08:56 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Awesome plug though!

I wonder if the percentage of religious people on Team Liquid is larger or smaller than average.


I'm going to go with smaller... like much much much smaller.

Definitely smaller than average in the United States but you guys are way, way above average for the developed world. I imagine it's around where it should be overall. The Scandinavians will find tl fairly religious while the Americans will find the opposite, both will be right.
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Froadac
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6733 Posts
December 09 2010 00:05 GMT
#25
On December 09 2010 08:55 Liquid`Tyler wrote:
R O F L

Yeah, you put it better than I did :/
Glaven
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada554 Posts
December 09 2010 00:07 GMT
#26
I salute you too DJ wheat. Combining my love of religion and esports.
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R0YAL
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States1768 Posts
December 09 2010 00:08 GMT
#27
Hah he made me chuckle n_n
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
December 09 2010 00:09 GMT
#28
Oh god, the chest hair. It's like I'm in Turkey again.
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Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
December 09 2010 00:13 GMT
#29
On December 09 2010 09:02 Lemonwalrus wrote:
http://blip.tv/file/4413020

This guy is fucking crazy as balls.

Seriously, watch this whole video.

Oh my god, this is so good. LOL
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Kimaker
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2131 Posts
December 09 2010 00:15 GMT
#30
....BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pure gold, thanks Wheat, I'll be there for church on Sunday
Entusman #54 (-_-) ||"Gold is for the Mistress-Silver for the Maid-Copper for the craftsman cunning in his trade. "Good!" said the Baron, sitting in his hall, But Iron — Cold Iron — is master of them all|| "Optimism is Cowardice."- Oswald Spengler
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4200 Posts
December 09 2010 00:18 GMT
#31
On December 09 2010 09:13 Jibba wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 09 2010 09:02 Lemonwalrus wrote:
http://blip.tv/file/4413020

This guy is fucking crazy as balls.

Seriously, watch this whole video.

Oh my god, this is so good. LOL

Agreed.
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
December 09 2010 00:21 GMT
#32
rofl priceless!
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
December 09 2010 00:23 GMT
#33
jesus says don't show favoritism!

jesus says be controlled!

jesus says listen!

jesus says don't have sexual relations with your sister!
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
Slow Motion
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6960 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-09 00:44:13
December 09 2010 00:26 GMT
#34
I like religious people who have positive attitudes when seeing others do something they may not understand. I was expecting some long rant about the evil of video games but was pleasantly surprised at the guy's friendly endorsement.

Edit: OMG I just watched more of his videos and this guy is hilarious!
Rising_Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States370 Posts
December 09 2010 00:29 GMT
#35
My head just kinda exploded... Dunno what that guy is on but it's hilarious!
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes
Kenny
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States678 Posts
December 09 2010 00:36 GMT
#36
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL omg that was total win.
eLiE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1039 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-09 00:44:28
December 09 2010 00:42 GMT
#37
Holy shit, rofl! Congrats your holiness!

I SALUTE YOU!

EDIT: It just occurred to me that when these guys aren't getting trolled with fake emails about how people can't access the force, or never want to give you up, they now troll themselves. Someones gotta do it.
How's the weather down there?
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
December 09 2010 00:43 GMT
#38
LOL Grats djWHEAT!! :D
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
December 09 2010 00:43 GMT
#39
Halleluja!
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Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
December 09 2010 00:43 GMT
#40
holy shit that is hilarious.
barbsq
Profile Joined November 2009
United States5348 Posts
December 09 2010 00:46 GMT
#41
hahahaha, this just made my day
Look at this guy, constantly diluting himself! (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ ( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
December 09 2010 00:46 GMT
#42
On December 09 2010 08:31 chobopeon wrote:
Oh my god. Oh my djwheat. This makes me want to see what else is going on in this guy's brain, so I guess he wins this round.

Upon further exploration, I may take up whatever this religion is. http://blip.tv/file/4413228?utm_source=player_embedded


I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. This guy is great!
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
vinn
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia112 Posts
December 09 2010 00:47 GMT
#43
WHAT! I don't understand!!
Is this guy for real? Or making fun?
That Jesus says video makes me think the latter..

and.. that chest hair...
.___.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-09 00:54:05
December 09 2010 00:53 GMT
#44
A REASONABLE CHURCH GUY
He's like, so fucking happy, I love him. Not the negative woe is me now but ur all going to hell feminazi style talking to angel nutcase.
P.S where do we get those nerd girls round these times?
FlopTurnReaver
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Switzerland1980 Posts
December 09 2010 00:55 GMT
#45
If eSports had a church around here I'd definitly go more than once a year again
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news
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
892 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-09 00:59:00
December 09 2010 00:57 GMT
#46
On December 09 2010 09:47 vinn wrote:
WHAT! I don't understand!!
Is this guy for real? Or making fun?
That Jesus says video makes me think the latter..

and.. that chest hair...


I remember there was a discussion about body hair on TL and for some weird reason australians specifically were the ones advocating shaving chests and legs... I can see how this is a pattern but I can't understand why, must be some inside feature or an australian twist on metrosexual culture.

I think this guy is clowning, no way in hell he is being serious (check out some other vids).
"Althought it sounds sexism, and probably is, given the right context, we cannot classify the statement itself as a sexist statement by itself," - evanthebouncy!
ThatsNoMoon
Profile Joined March 2010
Mexico344 Posts
December 09 2010 00:59 GMT
#47
This is hilarious and awesome :D
Keep pearchin Wheat!
Got neurosis from Artosis cause you bunker rushed my heart GG baby, lets go crazy cause the game's about to start
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
December 09 2010 01:00 GMT
#48
Jibba and I have been studying him thoroughly for about an hour now and the consensus is that he has to be a figment of our imaginations. I am going to go to sleep and when I wake up this thread won't be here.

My god I hope it won't be here.
The KY
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United Kingdom6252 Posts
December 09 2010 01:01 GMT
#49
Wow! Gotta love those charismatic american preacher types.
Holgerius
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden16951 Posts
December 09 2010 01:02 GMT
#50
I squirted milk out of my nose when I watched that. And I don't even drink milk.
I believe in the almighty Grötslev! -- I am never serious and you should never believe a thing I say. Including the previous sentence.
loving it
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada271 Posts
December 09 2010 01:04 GMT
#51
This is pure gold! Why isn't this spotlighted?! I mean... people on the outside acknoledging Starcraft?! That's pretty awesome :D
Stay gold.
caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6421 Posts
December 09 2010 01:05 GMT
#52
that video was followed by the kraft ad :you gotta LOL". this is too much, i dunno what to laugh at first.
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news
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
892 Posts
December 09 2010 01:05 GMT
#53
On December 09 2010 10:02 Holgerius wrote:
I squirted milk out of my nose when I watched that. And I don't even drink milk.


do you drink... sperm?
"Althought it sounds sexism, and probably is, given the right context, we cannot classify the statement itself as a sexist statement by itself," - evanthebouncy!
news
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
892 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-09 01:10:16
December 09 2010 01:09 GMT
#54
Btw check out what this guy has in the background, Zaxxon, which was a Sega game. An old one that is. He is trolling, what was that bs about only playing D&D?!?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaxxon
"Althought it sounds sexism, and probably is, given the right context, we cannot classify the statement itself as a sexist statement by itself," - evanthebouncy!
vinn
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia112 Posts
December 09 2010 01:13 GMT
#55
On December 09 2010 09:57 News wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 09 2010 09:47 vinn wrote:
WHAT! I don't understand!!
Is this guy for real? Or making fun?
That Jesus says video makes me think the latter..

and.. that chest hair...


I remember there was a discussion about body hair on TL and for some weird reason australians specifically were the ones advocating shaving chests and legs... I can see how this is a pattern but I can't understand why, must be some inside feature or an australian twist on metrosexual culture.

I think this guy is clowning, no way in hell he is being serious (check out some other vids).


Yeah, on looking at his other videos I've.. um, actually I still don't know what to think. He's semi believable!

Hahaha actually I think chest hair is fine, it's just when it's sported on a man such as him... and flaunted! He's showing it off... O_O and I'm not down with that.
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Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
December 09 2010 01:15 GMT
#56
Clearly if you wash the animal first it does not count as defiling. I mean that's just science.
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-09 01:20:06
December 09 2010 01:18 GMT
#57
+ Show Spoiler +
So I poked around and of course he's joking. But he seems like a genuinely cool/weird dude.

@brothermack.com..... actually BroMack is an asshole (but I sooo love being him) and I don´t much care for him or his beliefs. I personally believe that we have only one shot at life, then we die, and all that we have lived and loved and done and laughed at and regretted having done is erased much like a crashed computer.
Aint no heaven, aint no burnin´hell.
Just life.


Here's his band, they have a few indie LPs out. The song on there is totally fucked up and awesome. We should support him. :D

http://www.myspace.com/mackstevenstx
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alexpnd
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1857 Posts
December 09 2010 01:21 GMT
#58
"we used to hang out with nerd girls you wouldn't be caught dead with at DAY time"

what the he..
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Liquid`Zephyr
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States996 Posts
December 09 2010 01:23 GMT
#59
lol that was awesome
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N3rV[Green]
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1935 Posts
December 09 2010 01:24 GMT
#60
Ok this actually happened....

Im stunned. Fucking stunned.
Never fear the darkness, Bran. The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Darkness will make you strong.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-09 01:32:36
December 09 2010 01:29 GMT
#61
On December 09 2010 10:18 Jibba wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
So I poked around and of course he's joking. But he seems like a genuinely cool/weird dude.

@brothermack.com..... actually BroMack is an asshole (but I sooo love being him) and I don´t much care for him or his beliefs. I personally believe that we have only one shot at life, then we die, and all that we have lived and loved and done and laughed at and regretted having done is erased much like a crashed computer.
Aint no heaven, aint no burnin´hell.
Just life.


Here's his band, they have a few indie LPs out. The song on there is totally fucked up and awesome. We should support him. :D

http://www.myspace.com/mackstevenstx

More awesomeness.


ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
alexpnd
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1857 Posts
December 09 2010 01:30 GMT
#62
"Internet is a wonderful things"

I dunno man this guy kills me.
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XiaN
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Germany162 Posts
December 09 2010 01:32 GMT
#63
On December 09 2010 10:24 N3rV[Green] wrote:
Ok this actually happened....

Im stunned. Fucking stunned.


Sorry for a simple requote but .. wow .. yeah that hits it.

I don't really know how his thought process behind that was ( and i sure would like to know how he came to that conclusion! ), but "I played a bit of DnD .. was a good place to find girls .. nerd girls at least who never saw daytime .. anyways" and his very charismatic person made this a pure win.

And i don't believe in a god of any kind. But he sure rocks and thanks DJW for that cool response to that. Lets see when he finds out that Anonymous hit that video like 10 billion times with his other preaches only reaching 10k's
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FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
December 09 2010 01:32 GMT
#64
l o l.
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Graham
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada1259 Posts
December 09 2010 01:34 GMT
#65
LOL best thing i've watched all week
I'm glad he was completely chill with it though and didn't spend 30 minutes trashing the idea.
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
December 09 2010 01:45 GMT
#66
can i get some ESPORTS blessins over here, wheat?
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
December 09 2010 01:47 GMT
#67
--- Nuked ---
news
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
892 Posts
December 09 2010 01:48 GMT
#68
On December 09 2010 10:47 boesthius wrote:
"some 40th level paladin with a holy sword with a +2 modifier who's choppin the heads off you know, choppin the legs off of demons or something. i don't know, something cool or something."

amazing.


Yeah, clearly this guy has never played a video game.
"Althought it sounds sexism, and probably is, given the right context, we cannot classify the statement itself as a sexist statement by itself," - evanthebouncy!
Versita
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada1032 Posts
December 09 2010 01:59 GMT
#69
at first i was incredibly confused
then i realised that the church of esports even has a bible, and it all made a bit more sense.
avilo
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States4100 Posts
December 09 2010 01:59 GMT
#70
On December 09 2010 08:55 Liquid`Tyler wrote:
R O F L


LOFL hahaha
Sup
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
December 09 2010 02:25 GMT
#71
HA HA HA HA

LOLOL

WOW.
Hello
Count9
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
China10928 Posts
December 09 2010 02:37 GMT
#72
Holy shit, how did I miss this. My mind's been blown, I may never recover from laughter.
darmousseh
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3437 Posts
December 09 2010 02:43 GMT
#73
"some 40th level paladin with a holy sword with a +2 modifier who's choppin the heads off you know, choppin the legs off of demons or something. i don't know, something cool or something."


That was the most amazing thing i've ever heard.
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dudeman001
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States2412 Posts
December 09 2010 02:43 GMT
#74
lol whaaaaaaat? That was hysterical.
Sup.
aidnai
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1159 Posts
December 09 2010 02:47 GMT
#75
so, he obviously didn't check you out that thoroughly, but he recommends his viewers to check you out?
darmousseh
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3437 Posts
December 09 2010 02:49 GMT
#76
http://brothermack.blip.tv/file/3532115/

This one is amazing too This guy is hilarious.
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glompix
Profile Joined August 2010
United States14 Posts
December 09 2010 02:56 GMT
#77
Hahaha this guy is awesome.

I grew up in southern Kentucky and my parents are hardcore methodist/baptists/whatever-the-fuck and this guy is SOOOOOO convincing. He has the accent, the mannerisms, the look, basically EVERYTHING dead on.

What a pro! BroMack fighting!
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
December 09 2010 02:59 GMT
#78
On December 09 2010 10:48 News wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 09 2010 10:47 boesthius wrote:
"some 40th level paladin with a holy sword with a +2 modifier who's choppin the heads off you know, choppin the legs off of demons or something. i don't know, something cool or something."

amazing.


Yeah, clearly this guy has never played a video game.

he played d&d as a kid. although no legit d&d character would have been that high a level when this guy was a kid
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
hazelynut
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2195 Posts
December 09 2010 03:01 GMT
#79
...... what.

the accent makes everything even better. i didn't think i'd ever hear esports pronounced with...a preacher-southern-lilt.
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Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
December 09 2010 03:37 GMT
#80
LMAO what a beast
why so 진지해?
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
December 09 2010 03:52 GMT
#81
HAHAHAHA THATWS FREAKING HILARIOUS
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Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
December 09 2010 03:55 GMT
#82
ROFL

What an amazing plug......using E-Sports to preach religion.....that's......that's....

Ok.
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rally_point
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada458 Posts
December 09 2010 03:58 GMT
#83
LOOOOOOL

djwheat you are a master... making me religious and I don't even know it :p
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
December 09 2010 04:07 GMT
#84
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19054 Posts
December 09 2010 04:11 GMT
#85
HE DONT CARE WUT CHU SAY WHEAT

PREACH THAT GOSPEL

CUT DEM LEGS OFFA DEMONS OR SOMETHIN
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Poo
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada536 Posts
December 09 2010 04:12 GMT
#86
R O F L

lolz....
I forsee Brother Wheat as a new nickname.
Try hard or don't try at all.
djWHEAT
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States925 Posts
December 09 2010 04:13 GMT
#87
On December 09 2010 13:12 Stealthypoo wrote:
R O F L

lolz....
I forsee Brother Wheat as a new nickname.


My next PTR name for sure ^_^
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herve
Profile Joined January 2010
152 Posts
December 09 2010 04:13 GMT
#88
Ahahaha so good. Spreadin' the word of the only Church worth following.
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
December 09 2010 04:16 GMT
#89
On December 09 2010 13:12 Stealthypoo wrote:
R O F L

lolz....
I forsee Brother Wheat as a new nickname.


Yes please.
CptHero
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada15 Posts
December 09 2010 04:20 GMT
#90
<3 awesome.

Keep up the great work!
clickrush
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Switzerland3257 Posts
December 09 2010 07:02 GMT
#91
pray that the next bonjwa will arise!
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smileyyy
Profile Joined March 2010
Germany1816 Posts
December 09 2010 07:10 GMT
#92
ahh I have tears in my eyes. Man this is amazing.
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MisterD
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Germany1338 Posts
December 09 2010 12:19 GMT
#93
this better comes up at the next lo3 show! haha :D
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Aylear
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Norway3988 Posts
December 09 2010 13:48 GMT
#94
HAHAHA WHAT IN THE HELL
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maellestrom
Profile Joined April 2010
United States194 Posts
December 09 2010 14:31 GMT
#95
Plz bring a level 40 paladin to LO3 this sunday.
Holla
susySquark
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1692 Posts
December 09 2010 14:41 GMT
#96
On December 09 2010 11:49 darmousseh wrote:
http://brothermack.blip.tv/file/3532115/

This one is amazing too This guy is hilarious.

Oh my goodness. XD

He's so reverent that its irreverent.
djWHEAT
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States925 Posts
December 09 2010 15:20 GMT
#97
Since many are asking... this weekend on LO3 I plan to give the whole story on where this came from and the emails I received from Brother Mack. I think you'll enjoy them :D
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vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
December 09 2010 15:36 GMT
#98
amen!
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emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
December 09 2010 16:32 GMT
#99
On December 10 2010 00:20 djWHEAT wrote:
Since many are asking... this weekend on LO3 I plan to give the whole story on where this came from and the emails I received from Brother Mack. I think you'll enjoy them :D


I think the funniest thing (unless he had knowledge of this before hand) is how SirScoots was talking about how you name the Sunday program "the Church of Esports". Oh the irony lol
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Boonbag
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France3318 Posts
December 09 2010 16:40 GMT
#100
jesus this is epic
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36375 Posts
December 09 2010 16:50 GMT
#101
looool
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DoXa
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Switzerland1448 Posts
December 09 2010 17:06 GMT
#102
holy christ, shit's hilarious. thx for sharing this ^^
gbglass
Profile Joined December 2009
Sweden29 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-09 17:37:33
December 09 2010 17:36 GMT
#103
lol strange guy... and he also got a defender sign in his bookshelf that's an old arcade game.

edit: http://www.texasvideogamerental.com/Defender.html
God hates Sweden
Rayeth
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States883 Posts
December 09 2010 18:35 GMT
#104
Epically funny.
The Innocent shall suffer... big time.
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
December 09 2010 19:02 GMT
#105
Ahah... that's one awesome plug... the guy seems a little whack though... I wonder if he's serious about it?
NevilleS
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada266 Posts
December 09 2010 19:56 GMT
#106
Wow. djwheat as a preacher...? But then why doesn't he love all of eSports children?
Diamond
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States10796 Posts
December 09 2010 20:12 GMT
#107
lol this is too funny!
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Hoosier
Profile Joined October 2010
United States13 Posts
December 09 2010 20:27 GMT
#108
So he goes on about god stuff, blah blah, then he bashes women. I love Christians.
alpskomleko
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Slovenia950 Posts
December 10 2010 00:35 GMT
#109
Absolutely no way this guy is for real. Seems like a knee-slapping twist on Edward Current's character.
players do games, press mens do their things. and fans do make good cheers.
durza
Profile Joined August 2009
United States667 Posts
December 12 2010 06:11 GMT
#110
I can't tell if the guy is for real or trolling.. makes me feel like an idiot, still funny though.
HollowLord
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States3862 Posts
December 12 2010 06:18 GMT
#111
This is fantastic. I'm feeling the spirit inside of me. Wheat is the shepard and we are his flock.
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blamous
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States377 Posts
December 12 2010 06:36 GMT
#112
O
M
G

Hilarious... i'm still chuckling out loud to myself... and yet its wrong on so many levels.. lol
Get YOUR games cast on NuubCast!
Combine
Profile Joined July 2010
United States812 Posts
December 12 2010 06:49 GMT
#113
I really don't know how to respond, loool
(ಥ_ಥ)
Dfgj
Profile Joined May 2008
Singapore5922 Posts
December 12 2010 06:53 GMT
#114
On December 10 2010 05:27 Hoosier wrote:
So he goes on about god stuff, blah blah, then he bashes women. I love Christians.

Sounds more like he was bashing DnD nerds.
eLiE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1039 Posts
December 12 2010 07:00 GMT
#115
On December 10 2010 05:27 Hoosier wrote:
So he goes on about god stuff, blah blah, then he bashes women. I love Christians.


OI, don't go chirping Christians because of one guy. That's like when Muslims get upset when people call them terrorists. Why don't you compare me to the guy who wanted to burn the Qur'an too? If you're gonna say something, make it specific to the individual.
How's the weather down there?
Jacobs Ladder
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1705 Posts
December 12 2010 07:03 GMT
#116
Praise be to DJ Wheat! Hallelujah!
kaisr
Profile Joined October 2007
Canada715 Posts
December 12 2010 08:42 GMT
#117
On December 10 2010 05:27 Hoosier wrote:
So he goes on about god stuff, blah blah, then he bashes women. I love Christians.


Are you kidding, I wish more Christians were like him, he's quite charming, happy and hilarious.
pred470r
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Bulgaria3265 Posts
December 12 2010 09:51 GMT
#118
Don't know if anyone else checked some of the other vids this guy has up, but in one of them he says that Jesus wrote the bible, so I don't know how serious you can take him, but I guess that any retard can become a preacher in the US.
SmoKim
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark10305 Posts
December 12 2010 18:03 GMT
#119
hahaahahaha this is so good, i love this big hairy guy
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crazeman
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
664 Posts
December 12 2010 21:24 GMT
#120
damn I'm going to esports hell because I hardly get to catch preacher wheat's show on the weekends
susySquark
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1692 Posts
December 12 2010 22:32 GMT
#121
Just so you guys know, this guy is listed under "COMEDY" for blip. Its clearly not intended as a serious message.
speedphlux
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Bulgaria962 Posts
December 12 2010 22:49 GMT
#122
Praise the Lord ! :D
... Humanity Is Not What I Suffer From ...
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3454 Posts
December 13 2010 00:20 GMT
#123
Fuckin funny vid.
Thanks for sharing, Brother Wheat.
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Yammiez
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada186 Posts
December 13 2010 01:07 GMT
#124
UNBelievable. That video is gold, you must be thrilled.
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Triscuit
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States722 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-19 06:20:31
December 19 2010 06:19 GMT
#125
I really didn't laugh. I just sat in horror and facepalmed for a minute afterwards.

EDIT: Oh good... it wasn't supposed to be serious. Oh wow what a relief.
DeltruS
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada2214 Posts
December 21 2010 06:07 GMT
#126
Omg this is so funny. Especially the jesus says video LOL.
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DND_Enkil
Profile Joined September 2010
Sweden598 Posts
December 21 2010 17:47 GMT
#127
Okay this is pure gold, he comes across so beliveable!

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