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devil`
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States176 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-07 16:12:57
December 07 2010 16:12 GMT
#21
In case anyone didn't know the blog was more targeted to people with retail jobs or experience with something like that or with knowledge in technology. Also, read the text at the very top if you think im beating down people for not knowing stuff <_<. And of course I will explain to complete the sale, even though I am not on commission. If I just walked away every time I was asked something dumb I would be fired. Most of my responses are done in my head, except where I told the guy we didn't have the laptops because he was bossing me around.

For the most part, it looks like i'm getting positive reviews. Do you want me to make another post like this in the future?
http://devilsfeed.info/ My personal Blog. Follow me on twitter @iamdevilrawr
Horrde
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada302 Posts
December 07 2010 16:18 GMT
#22
Hell yes. The more, the better.
crazeman
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
664 Posts
December 07 2010 19:44 GMT
#23
My favorite is when a customer picked up a computer on the street and wants to get it fixed. The computer was complete crap (something like 166 or 300 mhz... it's really ancient) and to get it "fixed" (IE install windows 2000) it costs him like $60 and then the boss sold him antivirus/anti spyware so he ended up paying $100+ for a complete crap computer.

I tried to tell him that its cheaper to just buy a better shitty used computer that we have in the store but he thought I was trying to screw him.
eshlow
Profile Joined June 2008
United States5210 Posts
December 08 2010 00:39 GMT
#24
It's surprising no one has made a big flow chart and printed them out to put on a wall for people in stores telling you exactly what stuff does in the computer
Overcoming Gravity: A Systematic Approach to Gymnastics and Bodyweight Strength
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-08 00:53:41
December 08 2010 00:48 GMT
#25
When my dad and my mother ask me for some computer related help it always makes me rage.

Seriously they CANT understand how to copy/paste something. This is so frustrating. They also need ~ 30 minutes to send a mail.

The worst thing is that they don't even try to improve. I try to explain but they always forget and when they can't do something they call me >.<

My dad has to write on a paper how to copy photos from a Flash card to the hard drive. And even with his paper he can't do it alone lol.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
December 08 2010 01:51 GMT
#26
On December 07 2010 13:25 devil` wrote:
*I know some people do not know about computers and etc., this is a funny blog not make fun of blog.

Ok so I work retail at a big electronic store, I work in the computer department. On a daily basis I get asked these stupid questions that even my grandma knows. Sometimes I will break it down (I love doing this to people who want to learn) other times I just facepalm.

Here are just some examples of what customers ask me (feel free to laugh.)

"Where does the ram go? In the computer, or in a flash drive?"

(Guy comes up to me with 2 boxes, a 320gb WD green, and a 1TB Seagate Barracuda) "What the difference between these 2?"

(Me talking with a customer about a laptop that would be good for her, I start to explain the benefits of having an i3 over a Pentium dual core, her husband approaches.) "How much ram does the i3 have?"

(Customer comes up to me and tells me she needs help finding a Hard Drive. I show her a 2.5" laptop drive. She says "It's bigger than that". I grab a 3.5 inch drive for a desktop. She says "No it's a lot bigger than that." Turns out she wanted the whole tower.) My response: facepalm

(Customer comes up to me and says "I need ROM". I take him to the external and internal CD/DVD rom drives. He says "No, the sticks". I said "Oh, RAM. What kind do you need?" His response: "You tell me.")

(Customer of Indian decent approaches me. "Pull off the laptop and this laptop and get them both down for me. I'm going to go get my iPhone 4 and come back. Don't waste my time, have them ready." Yeah, I'm going to pull down 2 laptops so you can decide between the two when they already are on display, and risk the chance of someone stealing them.) My response: Sorry, they are both out of stock.

(Customer approaches me with his wife looking for a laptop. I start going over all the services we offer, starting with the PC set up. I move on to the Warranty information) "Too many decisions, we will go elsewhere."

These are just some of the scenarios that have happened to me in the past week or so. Let me know if they are funny or just complete fail.


This made my day XDDDD 5/5 =)
https://twitter.com/SufficientStats
Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
December 08 2010 01:57 GMT
#27
Today one of the new med students asked me when noon conference was.
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
Romantic
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1844 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-08 02:40:28
December 08 2010 02:14 GMT
#28
I absolutely hate people. I'm glad I am not expected to give people information that could in any way be difficult. I am also very thankful I don't have to respond to people quoting me who seem to have a slight anger problem and who might take this topic very personally given the rage and dedication being shown.

Leave it to Teamliquid to call you a bad salesman, question whether or not you are racist, and claim you may have a superiority complex that you do not deserve because you do not know quantum physics.
BROotogy
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Eritrea149 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-08 02:32:50
December 08 2010 02:28 GMT
#29
OP you're a douche bag. Some people aren't dedicated enough to get a good computer and may simply need it because their old one broke. I know many people who just check their e-mail/facebook and just log off. Your job is to help people and you're over here making fun of them... really? I'm suprised most of the posters in this thread are laughing with you.

On December 08 2010 11:14 Romantic wrote:
I absolutely hate people. I'm glad I am not expected to give people information that could in any way be difficult.

Leave it to Teamliquid to call you a bad salesman, question whether or not you are racist, and claim you may have a superiority complex that you do not deserve because you do not know quantum physics.


Lol you sound unsocial, how bout you learn to tolerate people more? If they need help, help them, or are they just too inferior for you to help them? Too many people on this site are elitists -_-
devil`
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States176 Posts
December 08 2010 03:45 GMT
#30
On December 08 2010 11:14 Romantic wrote:
I absolutely hate people. I'm glad I am not expected to give people information that could in any way be difficult. I am also very thankful I don't have to respond to people quoting me who seem to have a slight anger problem and who might take this topic very personally given the rage and dedication being shown.

Leave it to Teamliquid to call you a bad salesman, question whether or not you are racist, and claim you may have a superiority complex that you do not deserve because you do not know quantum physics.


I hate people as well.

and lol @ people getting butthurt. People can't read.
http://devilsfeed.info/ My personal Blog. Follow me on twitter @iamdevilrawr
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
December 08 2010 04:02 GMT
#31
On December 08 2010 11:28 BROotogy wrote:
OP you're a douche bag. Some people aren't dedicated enough to get a good computer and may simply need it because their old one broke. I know many people who just check their e-mail/facebook and just log off. Your job is to help people and you're over here making fun of them... really? I'm suprised most of the posters in this thread are laughing with you.

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On December 08 2010 11:14 Romantic wrote:
I absolutely hate people. I'm glad I am not expected to give people information that could in any way be difficult.

Leave it to Teamliquid to call you a bad salesman, question whether or not you are racist, and claim you may have a superiority complex that you do not deserve because you do not know quantum physics.


Lol you sound unsocial, how bout you learn to tolerate people more? If they need help, help them, or are they just too inferior for you to help them? Too many people on this site are elitists -_-


So he is anti-social.. But your not, coming into a blog, insulting two people right off the bad, and then claiming that there are too many elitists here? Try not to throw stones when you live in a glass house..

On topic, I think it's pretty funny! However, I have seen my mom ask bestbuy computer salesmen questions that they stumbled over responding, at which point we just turned to newegg for computer equipment.
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
December 13 2010 02:05 GMT
#32
"(Customer comes up to me and tells me she needs help finding a Hard Drive. I show her a 2.5" laptop drive. She says "It's bigger than that". I grab a 3.5 inch drive for a desktop. She says "No it's a lot bigger than that." Turns out she wanted the whole tower.) My response: facepalm"

So awesome hahaha god damn it some people are just so stupid ...
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Skithiryx
Profile Joined August 2010
Australia648 Posts
December 13 2010 02:24 GMT
#33
On December 13 2010 11:05 kOre wrote:
"(Customer comes up to me and tells me she needs help finding a Hard Drive. I show her a 2.5" laptop drive. She says "It's bigger than that". I grab a 3.5 inch drive for a desktop. She says "No it's a lot bigger than that." Turns out she wanted the whole tower.) My response: facepalm"

So awesome hahaha god damn it some people are just so stupid ...


To be honest it's not really the users fault, working in a helpdesk myself i've found alot of people don't want to look stupid in front of the IT guy so they'll try and improvise and hope they're correct, we get alot of people who call the entire computer the hard drive or not even know what the monitor/screen is, I agree with the OP that they can be hilarious but I think people are far too judging with the LOL you don't know everything about everything, nub !!! You've just gotta laugh in your head and help them out to the best of your abilities.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
December 13 2010 03:36 GMT
#34
lol who cares if hes commission or not hes not insulting them or something.. just letting us have some funny stories :D
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
December 13 2010 03:41 GMT
#35
i would commit suicide
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
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