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[News] TLO Goes Zerg

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Duckvillelol
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Australia1248 Posts
October 26 2010 03:53 GMT
#1
For those of you who didn't hear the announcement in the news:

The Overmind: Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know that I am the Overmind; the eternal will of the Swarm, and that you have been created to serve me.
The Overmind: Arise, my son. Arise... TLO.
TLO: By your will, father, I live to serve. Let all those who oppose the Overmind feel the wrath of the Swarm!
The Overmind: Well done, Blizzard nerfs/buffs! What I have wrought this day shall be the undoing of my enemies. Let not a Terran survive!
Slayers_Boxer: Mother of God... TLO what have they done to you? TLO, is that really you?
TLO: To an extent. I'm far more than I once was, Boxer. You shouldn't have come here.
Slaryers_Boxer: But, the dreams. I dreamed you were still alive, that somehow, you were... calling to me...
TLO: I was. While I was in the chrysalis, I instinctively reached out to you and Blizzard telepathically. Apparently, Blizzard sent nerfs here to reclaim me. But that was then, Boxer. I am one of the Zerg now, and I like what I am. You can't imagine how this feels.
Slayers_Boxer: So? What? Are you goin' to kill me now, darlin'?
TLO: It is certainly within my power, but you're not a threat to me, Boxer. Be smart; leave here now and never seek to confront the Zerg again.
Slayers_Boxer: Doesn't look like I have much choice.


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Former SC2 commentator. youtube.com/duckvillelol
Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
October 26 2010 03:55 GMT
#2
lol

Great read.
/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ Make a contract with me and join TLADT | Onodera isn't actually a girl, she's just a doormat you walk over to get to the girl. - Numy 2015
swanized
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Canada2480 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-26 03:58:49
October 26 2010 03:57 GMT
#3
THIS IS SO WIN


edit: still laughing LOL
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andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
October 26 2010 04:25 GMT
#4
hahhahhah great 5/5
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
numLoCK
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada1416 Posts
October 26 2010 04:27 GMT
#5
Haha, very nice.
So will the eventual re-nerfing of zerg be the artifact in this story?
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
October 26 2010 04:28 GMT
#6
LOL
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
Ciryandor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3735 Posts
October 26 2010 04:30 GMT
#7
HOLY... Good one right here..

TLO: Queen Bitch of GSL?
에일리 and 아이유 <3 - O Captain 박재혁 ・゚✧*:・*゚+..。✧・゚:*・..。 ✧・゚ :・゚* ゜・*:・ ✧・゚:・゚:.。 ✧・゚ SPARKULING ・゜・:・゚✧*:・゚✧。*゚+..。 ✧・゚: ✧・゚:*・゜・:・゚✧*::
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66355 Posts
October 26 2010 04:35 GMT
#8
LOL HAHA
POGGERS
Diamond
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States10796 Posts
October 26 2010 04:36 GMT
#9
LOL that's funny stuff! 5/5
Ballistix Gaming Global Gaming/Esports Marketing Manager - twitter.com/esvdiamond
QuothTheRaven
Profile Joined December 2008
United States5524 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-26 04:50:09
October 26 2010 04:49 GMT
#10
Grack: My brood shall aid you, Cerebrate, should you require assistance. Go now, and bring swift wrath to all who would oppose the swarm.
. . . nevermore
Inschato
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada1349 Posts
October 26 2010 04:56 GMT
#11
Fruit dealer = Duran? </couldnotfindagoodquote>
3.
Entropic
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada2837 Posts
October 26 2010 05:03 GMT
#12
On October 26 2010 13:56 Inschato wrote:
Fruit dealer = Duran? </couldnotfindagoodquote>


"I have had many names throughout the millenia" (ie. Cool, Fruit Seller, Fruit Dealer, etc).
Duckvillelol
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Australia1248 Posts
October 26 2010 05:05 GMT
#13
Part 2:

EG.IdrA: Uh, excuse me admiral... but I'd like to introduce someone to you.
Select: IdrA! You son of a bitch, what's the meaning of this?!
TLO: Select, I've heard a lot about you.
Select: Who the... what the hell are you?
TLO: I am TLO. The Zerg you have killed here, and the Overmind which you've come to collect, are mine. As is our mutual friend EG.IdrA. You see admiral, there are several groups in this sector who feel your presence here causes certain... complications. I am here to make sure your reign is short-lived.
Select: You may find that difficult, you abomination, seeing as how I have the means to disrupt your control of the Zerg.
TLO: Ah yes, you're referring to your vaunted Reapers. They won't last you forever. Sooner or later, I'll destroy them with ranged roaches. Then I'll show you what the Zerg are really capable of. Oh, and by the way, Select, your friend drewbie was twice the man you are. I'm glad you saved me the trouble of killing him.

I have no ill-will towards any of the players, just trying to find top names.
Former SC2 commentator. youtube.com/duckvillelol
snorlax
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States755 Posts
October 26 2010 05:09 GMT
#14
If I was TLO I would find people writing SC2 fan fictions about me creepy I think (unless funny as fuck like the Jaedong one)
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