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For those of you who didn't hear the announcement in the news:
The Overmind: Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know that I am the Overmind; the eternal will of the Swarm, and that you have been created to serve me. The Overmind: Arise, my son. Arise... TLO. TLO: By your will, father, I live to serve. Let all those who oppose the Overmind feel the wrath of the Swarm! The Overmind: Well done, Blizzard nerfs/buffs! What I have wrought this day shall be the undoing of my enemies. Let not a Terran survive! Slayers_Boxer: Mother of God... TLO what have they done to you? TLO, is that really you? TLO: To an extent. I'm far more than I once was, Boxer. You shouldn't have come here. Slaryers_Boxer: But, the dreams. I dreamed you were still alive, that somehow, you were... calling to me... TLO: I was. While I was in the chrysalis, I instinctively reached out to you and Blizzard telepathically. Apparently, Blizzard sent nerfs here to reclaim me. But that was then, Boxer. I am one of the Zerg now, and I like what I am. You can't imagine how this feels. Slayers_Boxer: So? What? Are you goin' to kill me now, darlin'? TLO: It is certainly within my power, but you're not a threat to me, Boxer. Be smart; leave here now and never seek to confront the Zerg again. Slayers_Boxer: Doesn't look like I have much choice.
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More info here.
+ Show Spoiler +I might make a video if I can be bothered when I get home, I'll chuck it up on youtube.com/duckvillelol 
   
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Canada2480 Posts
THIS IS SO WIN
edit: still laughing LOL
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Haha, very nice. So will the eventual re-nerfing of zerg be the artifact in this story?
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HOLY... Good one right here..
TLO: Queen Bitch of GSL?
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Singapore66117 Posts
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LOL that's funny stuff! 5/5
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Grack: My brood shall aid you, Cerebrate, should you require assistance. Go now, and bring swift wrath to all who would oppose the swarm.
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Fruit dealer = Duran? </couldnotfindagoodquote>
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On October 26 2010 13:56 Inschato wrote: Fruit dealer = Duran? </couldnotfindagoodquote>
"I have had many names throughout the millenia" (ie. Cool, Fruit Seller, Fruit Dealer, etc).
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Part 2:
EG.IdrA: Uh, excuse me admiral... but I'd like to introduce someone to you. Select: IdrA! You son of a bitch, what's the meaning of this?! TLO: Select, I've heard a lot about you. Select: Who the... what the hell are you? TLO: I am TLO. The Zerg you have killed here, and the Overmind which you've come to collect, are mine. As is our mutual friend EG.IdrA. You see admiral, there are several groups in this sector who feel your presence here causes certain... complications. I am here to make sure your reign is short-lived. Select: You may find that difficult, you abomination, seeing as how I have the means to disrupt your control of the Zerg. TLO: Ah yes, you're referring to your vaunted Reapers. They won't last you forever. Sooner or later, I'll destroy them with ranged roaches. Then I'll show you what the Zerg are really capable of. Oh, and by the way, Select, your friend drewbie was twice the man you are. I'm glad you saved me the trouble of killing him.
I have no ill-will towards any of the players, just trying to find top names.
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If I was TLO I would find people writing SC2 fan fictions about me creepy I think (unless funny as fuck like the Jaedong one)
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