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Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
October 02 2010 02:23 GMT
#1
Have to have a brace on my ring finger for the next 2 months.
24/7
Have to wear a plastic glove + rubberband to keep as much water away from the brace as possible when taking a shower, along with washing dishes.

Let's not forget masturbating, D: 2 months of extremely awkward and/or none of.

Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
October 02 2010 02:30 GMT
#2
It doesn't get awkward after you do it for while
Overdosed--www.overdosed.net
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
October 02 2010 02:33 GMT
#3
No, it is awkward because its just not the same D:
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
dcberkeley
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada844 Posts
October 02 2010 02:44 GMT
#4
Get someone to do it for you

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Infenwe
Profile Joined September 2009
Denmark170 Posts
October 02 2010 02:45 GMT
#5
You sound like Mike from Sexy Losers. It's just not the same for him if it's not his left hand, ya know.
close the world - txen eht nepo
NuKedUFirst
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada3139 Posts
October 02 2010 02:48 GMT
#6
Change your hands? become ambidextrous!!
FrostedMiniWeet wrote: I like winning because it validates all the bloody time I waste playing SC2.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
October 02 2010 02:58 GMT
#7
what about sc?
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
October 02 2010 03:04 GMT
#8
On October 02 2010 11:48 NuKedUFirst wrote:
Change your hands? become ambidextrous!!


Seriously... I broke my wrist in Grade 9 and spent weeks learning to switch hands... although it only really worked for masturbating. I think you'll be surprised at how quickly you can overcome difficulties when you're highly motivated...
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-02 03:17:57
October 02 2010 03:17 GMT
#9
On October 02 2010 11:58 Lemonwalrus wrote:
what about sc?


Oh its my right hand, so it doesn't effect any other source of entertainment (well street fighter kinda)'


funny thing is i write with my left hand, everything else all right handed, super weird, but its not like its IMPOSSIBLE its just not as enjoyable
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
October 02 2010 03:32 GMT
#10
time to pursue other creative masturbation methods.

The Japanese 2chan guys are fucking experts on the subject lol.
SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
October 02 2010 03:59 GMT
#11
i think you need the educate the masses
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Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
October 02 2010 04:43 GMT
#12
Nah Haji I'm definitely not going to experiment, especially with Japan haha yeah lol


the internet....
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
October 02 2010 05:43 GMT
#13
On October 02 2010 12:04 meeple wrote:
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On October 02 2010 11:48 NuKedUFirst wrote:
Change your hands? become ambidextrous!!


Seriously... I broke my wrist in Grade 9 and spent weeks learning to switch hands... although it only really worked for masturbating. I think you'll be surprised at how quickly you can overcome difficulties when you're highly motivated...

I tried this in august when I broke my collar bone, but it wasn't nearly as enjoyable, so I kind of gave up. After a couple weeks I just endured the pain while using my left(im a lefty) hand. =/
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
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Hyrule19035 Posts
October 02 2010 10:52 GMT
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