Ok, so I have been in college for the past month or so(freshman), and I have been fooling around with girls at parties and such nothing serious. I was in the math lab today and my pen that i was using was out of ink, so i was trying to get it working again by just scribbling around with it, hoping that some spare ink would find its way down.
Unfortunately, nothing came of it, but I did make some noise with the scribbling. A hot asian girl(im white and normally not into asians, but she was a good 7.5) who was sitting diagonal to me facing me, offered to give me a pencil. At that time I didn't think anything of it, but soon after I could tell she was just eyefucking the shit out of me. When I would look in her direction, she would turn and look the direction I was looking in, as if to see what i was looking at while not making it clear she was staring at me.
I wasn't sure what to do at that point, until she walked out and went to her class which was the door right across from the room we were in. So, now I know what time her class is and where(sounds stalkerish I know) so I'm thinking of going back to the math lab this friday at around that time to see if she is there.
What should have I done? Is she into me or am I just full of shit? Should I go there on friday and try talking to her? I feel that might be a bit awkward though if i saw her just sitting there and started talking to her "hey... doing math hw? cool, cool... so you were staring at me 2 days ago, lets fuck"
more like 1 star right, cause i auto rate girl blogs 1 star.
you know to be quite honest, your hypothetical line of starting to talk with her isn't all that unreasonable if you play a line like that off correctly it can work.
But i imagine you're the shy nerdy type so just talk to her like how you would talk to any other person you meet at school, start off with the usual bullshit small talk where you from why are you here blah blah blah.
Just talk to her. It's not rocket science. "hi how you doing?" will go a long way. Talk about school stuff, be casual, don't overthink it, don't act desperate. Be confident and friendly, and if shes interested you will find out pretty quick.
She was probably just making sure you weren't chewing on her pencil, but on the off chance she was giving you an ocular-mind rape, I think you should show up at her class or dorm room or in the parking lot at night when she's getting into her car.
One thing girls love (and I mean LOVE) is surprises, so you'll want to surprise her. I think the best way to do this is to approach her wearing a ski mask, so she doesn't know who you are right away. You should also try to disguise your voice (pretend like you're doing an impression of Christian Bale as Batman in The Dark Knight). Girls also love a guy with a sense of humor, so break the ice with something funny and outrageous, like, "Put your hands in the air, this is a rape." I know that sounds a little "blue", but in my experience Asian girls who are at least a 7 will respond very positively. From there on, she's yours for the taking. Good luck.
On September 30 2010 03:41 DoubleZee wrote: Just talk to her. It's not rocket science. "hi how you doing?" will go a long way. Talk about school stuff, be casual, don't overthink it, don't act desperate. Be confident and friendly, and if shes interested you will find out pretty quick.
Your post should be mandatory reading material before creating a girl blog.
On September 30 2010 03:44 BroOd wrote: She was probably just making sure you weren't chewing on her pencil, but on the off chance she was giving you an ocular-mind rape, I think you should show up at her class or dorm room or in the parking lot at night when she's getting into her car.
One thing girls love (and I mean LOVE) is surprises, so you'll want to surprise her. I think the best way to do this is to approach her wearing a ski mask, so she doesn't know who you are right away. You should also try to disguise your voice (pretend like you're doing an impression of Christian Bale as Batman in The Dark Knight). Girls also love a guy with a sense of humor, so break the ice with something funny and outrageous, like, "Put your hands in the air, this is a rape." I know that sounds a little "blue", but in my experience Asian girls who are at least a 7 will respond very positively. From there on, she's yours for the taking. Good luck.
You forget the bag over the face. That adds extra kinky-ness that is sure to elicit a response.
On September 30 2010 03:44 BroOd wrote: She was probably just making sure you weren't chewing on her pencil, but on the off chance she was giving you an ocular-mind rape, I think you should show up at her class or dorm room or in the parking lot at night when she's getting into her car.
One thing girls love (and I mean LOVE) is surprises, so you'll want to surprise her. I think the best way to do this is to approach her wearing a ski mask, so she doesn't know who you are right away. You should also try to disguise your voice (pretend like you're doing an impression of Christian Bale as Batman in The Dark Knight). Girls also love a guy with a sense of humor, so break the ice with something funny and outrageous, like, "Put your hands in the air, this is a rape." I know that sounds a little "blue", but in my experience Asian girls who are at least a 7 will respond very positively. From there on, she's yours for the taking. Good luck.
This is fool proof. Just remember to update us on how it went.
If it feels like she's into you, she is, unless you're ugly and have no idea what that feels like.
The fact you've been doing stuff at parties when inhibitions are lowered says to me you're probably not an ugly toad so,
she's into you. Don't wait forever, talk to her asap, chat about random shit, take interest in her, ask her out for a drink. When you're out with her chatting, ask her if she'd like to go back to your place for a movie.
Watch movie, have sex, continue to have fun for as long as you want to.
Next time you think it might be happening why not just ask them for help with the math or ask if they want to work on it later or dinner or really absolutely anything. Do something besides just sit there wondering.
On September 30 2010 04:12 Energin wrote: If it feels like she's into you, she is, unless you're ugly and have no idea what that feels like.
The fact you've been doing stuff at parties when inhibitions are lowered says to me you're probably not an ugly toad so,
she's into you. Don't wait forever, talk to her asap, chat about random shit, take interest in her, ask her out for a drink. When you're out with her chatting, ask her if she'd like to go back to your place for a movie.
Watch movie, have sex, continue to have fun for as long as you want to.
This is good advice too, but some quick notes: If you are in fact ugly, you can grab a pair of women's pantyhose and pull them over your face. The tightness will distort your features (perhaps into something more handsome) and the color will even out your skin tone, hiding any acne or blemishes.
It also helps to keep something in your pocket that you can use as a conversation starter. A good example of this is a switchblade or a butterfly knife. Flip it around in your hand and talk in a menacing tone, as girls are historically attracted more to "bad boys" than anything else. She may be unsure what to do, so suggest she, "Get in the car" and then drive her back to your place. I suggest you don't actually take her to your own place in case she's a bitch and you don't want to see her again, so you should rent some place, like a cabin in the woods, so you have anonymity later if you need it and so no one will disturb you while you have all the sex this guy is talking about.
On September 30 2010 04:12 Energin wrote: If it feels like she's into you, she is, unless you're ugly and have no idea what that feels like.
The fact you've been doing stuff at parties when inhibitions are lowered says to me you're probably not an ugly toad so,
she's into you. Don't wait forever, talk to her asap, chat about random shit, take interest in her, ask her out for a drink. When you're out with her chatting, ask her if she'd like to go back to your place for a movie.
Watch movie, have sex, continue to have fun for as long as you want to.
This is good advice too, but some quick notes: If you are in fact ugly, you can grab a pair of women's pantyhose and pull them over your face. The tightness will distort your features (perhaps into something more handsome) and the color will even out your skin tone, hiding any acne or blemishes.
It also helps to keep something in your pocket that you can use as a conversation starter. A good example of this is a switchblade or a butterfly knife. Flip it around in your hand and talk in a menacing tone, as girls are historically attracted more to "bad boys" than anything else. She may be unsure what to do, so suggest she, "Get in the car" and then drive her back to your place. I suggest you don't actually take her to your own place in case she's a bitch and you don't want to see her again, so you should rent some place, like a cabin in the woods, so you have anonymity later if you need it and so no one will disturb you while you have all the sex this guy is talking about.
Yeah, if you still have that writing utensil you've got a built-in conversation starter.
Although you'll probably want to try to catch her in the hall or sit next to her so it looks casual. Obviously don't just get up in the middle of class and go "heres your pencil back"
do you not have any game, do you really need advice? Don't be afraid to talk to girls, is good advice. Ask her name, introduce yourself, talk about how hard last friday's test was.
On September 30 2010 04:12 Energin wrote: If it feels like she's into you, she is, unless you're ugly and have no idea what that feels like.
The fact you've been doing stuff at parties when inhibitions are lowered says to me you're probably not an ugly toad so,
she's into you. Don't wait forever, talk to her asap, chat about random shit, take interest in her, ask her out for a drink. When you're out with her chatting, ask her if she'd like to go back to your place for a movie.
Watch movie, have sex, continue to have fun for as long as you want to.
This is good advice too, but some quick notes: If you are in fact ugly, you can grab a pair of women's pantyhose and pull them over your face. The tightness will distort your features (perhaps into something more handsome) and the color will even out your skin tone, hiding any acne or blemishes.
It also helps to keep something in your pocket that you can use as a conversation starter. A good example of this is a switchblade or a butterfly knife. Flip it around in your hand and talk in a menacing tone, as girls are historically attracted more to "bad boys" than anything else. She may be unsure what to do, so suggest she, "Get in the car" and then drive her back to your place. I suggest you don't actually take her to your own place in case she's a bitch and you don't want to see her again, so you should rent some place, like a cabin in the woods, so you have anonymity later if you need it and so no one will disturb you while you have all the sex this guy is talking about.
This is the best advice. I've done this a couple of times, the first time I was a bit worried because she was freaking out a bit, but very quickly I realized that this is just women's way of showing attraction in these situations. Sometimes they will love you so much that they will even try to give you money in exchange for a relationship!
Here are some advices i can give, in any case just do what you want and just stay cool whatever happens or whatever you have to do. Just keep my advices that you think are right, I'm not here to argue
None of us were there so we don't really know if these were real signs of interest or not. But let's say they were.
In anycase you dit a first big mistake, the one that brought you on TL to ask : - You did not talk to her
I mean this is a good lesson for the future. You do not have to be drunk at a party to talk to someone. Worst scenario ? this is awkward and who cares or this is juste terribly awkward and you just excuse yourself for having to help your grandmother and leave.
This is a mistake for multiple reasons : the second time you speak to her this is even more awkward and worst of all you have no insurance to meet her ever again.
Now enough blaming you and what you "can" do : Well the nly thing to do is actually the same as the first. Just go in when you see her, don't jump on her though this is creepy, just casual. You just have to fix the mistake you created. Something on the line of : "Hey, thank you for the other day." She will say thanks. Try to say something funny about it, about her or about something around whatever like casual conversation. Then just say you must leave for X reason and add. "Ho by the way what's your name ?" She tells maybe. "I'm Joe" give her your hand, strong handshake keep her hand 1s more than normal. "You look cool Rachel, ......" The ..... depends on how well it has been going and how she is responding : a) If she is so into you just ask for her number and plan a coffee/drink/good casual activity right on the spot (just say you will call in a few days for details). Then leave now. b) If it has been very bad just say "See you around" and just leave, if she doesnt like you she will say no and blow most of your chance ever after. c) If it is so-so you must actually try to get some insurance to see her again. Ask for more detailled informations about when she is there, or you could just ask for when she finishes her class and say "I'm finishing at around_same_time, I'll be hungry/thirsty come with me at the close_students_cantina just after your class, see you". If she is interested she will wait for you, if not she will leave but that is okay you then do not have to pursue her ever. During your mini date be cool, funny, a little cocky with humour, and never ever kiss her feet and talk about both interesting stuff and sexually charged subject (jokes). If possible go to point a). Do not stay with her for very long.
here, you can do what my friend did. the entire process took 4-5 months.
-there's this cute chinese girl in my japanese class. she keeps talking to me, she's so adorable -i'm so into her -i signed up for japanese 2. even though it's 7-9pm, at least i'll be in the same class as chinese girl -usually i go home after bio class but then i bumped into her and we just started talking for hours. i was supposed to take my friend home but i was like, not today -i hung out with all her chinese friends, it was kinda awkward -no, i haven't asked her out yet -i learned she has a boyfriend. i'm swearing off asian girls. also, i'm totally focused on studying japanese.
On September 30 2010 04:46 kainzero wrote: here, you can do what my friend did. the entire process took 4-5 months.
-there's this cute chinese girl in my japanese class. she keeps talking to me, she's so adorable -i'm so into her -i signed up for japanese 2. even though it's 7-9pm, at least i'll be in the same class as chinese girl -usually i go home after bio class but then i bumped into her and we just started talking for hours. i was supposed to take my friend home but i was like, not today -i hung out with all her chinese friends, it was kinda awkward -no, i haven't asked her out yet -i learned she has a boyfriend. i'm swearing off asian girls. also, i'm totally focused on studying japanese.
I learned most of my methods from a few key figures:
1. Orenthal Goff, a Los Angeles based fashion designer and musician. 2. Jesse James, the badass who cheated on Sandra Bullock with a neo Nazi 3. Don Simpson, legendary producer of films like The Rock, Top Gun and Beverly Hills Cop.
If you follow my advice and execute what I like to call the Orenthal-James-Simpson method, you won't fail.
1. (3 Points) I believe a girl is interested in me. Should I:
a) Talk to her b) Silently take note of where she goes to class so that I can return two days later to a class I don't attend and awkwardly try to break the ice with her
On September 30 2010 05:52 Chill wrote: 1. (3 Points) I believe a girl is interested in me. Should I:
a) Talk to her b) Silently take note of where she goes to class so that I can return two days later to a class I don't attend and awkwardly try to break the ice with her
The Orenthal-James-Simpson manual recommends option b, with moderate to heavy surveillance in between the two meetings. That way you can impress her with gems like:
"Hey, is that Chanel #5 you're wearing?" "Wow, yeah! How'd you know?" "I watched you spray it on in your bathroom this morning"
On September 30 2010 05:52 Chill wrote: 1. (3 Points) I believe a girl is interested in me. Should I:
a) Talk to her b) Silently take note of where she goes to class so that I can return two days later to a class I don't attend and awkwardly try to break the ice with her
well she left before i had a chance to talk to her, so i figured id have another chance if she showed up there again.
On September 30 2010 03:25 Kezzer wrote: Ok, so I have been in college for the past month or so(freshman), and I have been fooling around with girls at parties and such nothing serious. ... What should have I done? Is she into me or am I just full of shit? Should I go there on friday and try talking to her? I feel that might be a bit awkward though if i saw her just sitting there and started talking to her "hey... doing math hw? cool, cool... so you were staring at me 2 days ago, lets fuck"
so let me drop some summarization up in this thread
1. ur a straight hookin up with the honeys at parties
2. u can't figure out wat to say to some random chick u never met b4
3. u ask the internet if it knows if she's into u bc i mean, we can totally tell from ur 2 line description of how she looked at u from across the library
4. instead of talking to her u stress about it like a pussy even tho ur sure she was "eye fuckin" u
ok ok now every1 take a look at these 4 facts, 1 of them doesn't belong
On September 30 2010 03:25 Kezzer wrote: Ok, so I have been in college for the past month or so(freshman), and I have been fooling around with girls at parties and such nothing serious. ... What should have I done? Is she into me or am I just full of shit? Should I go there on friday and try talking to her? I feel that might be a bit awkward though if i saw her just sitting there and started talking to her "hey... doing math hw? cool, cool... so you were staring at me 2 days ago, lets fuck"
so let me drop some summarization up in this thread
1. ur a straight hookin up with the honeys at parties
2. u can't figure out wat to say to some random chick u never met b4
3. u ask the internet if it knows if she's into u bc i mean, we can totally tell from ur 2 line description of how she looked at u from across the library
4. instead of talking to her u stress about it like a pussy even tho ur sure she was "eye fuckin" u
ok ok now every1 take a look at these 4 facts, 1 of them doesn't belong
Brood was owning this thread....til Baller showed up.
I followed your advice the other day, and took a girl for a romantic trip to a cabin I rented. Everything went fine; we did a little roleplaying, and I think I handled her hard-to-get routine pretty handily. Unfortunately after I approached her from behind to take her on a second date, she sprayed me in the face with pepper spray and called the police on me! Did I do something wrong? Perhaps this is just the fabled 'period' that I've heard about kicking into effect?
Here is what I do. "Hey whats your name? you lent me a pencil the other day." "Name" "Oh, I broke your pencil." "What? how?" "I don't know how, the only thing i remember from last night was me jacking off"
I always bring sexual topics into the discussion and girls have always been happy to discuss about it.
On September 30 2010 06:40 zenMaster wrote: Here is what I do. "Hey whats your name? you lent me a pencil the other day." "Name" "Oh, I broke your pencil." "What? how?" "I don't know how, the only thing i remember from last night was me jacking off"
I always bring sexual topics into the discussion and girls have always been happy to discuss about it.
Me too, like the time I met this girl for the first time:
Me: Hey, how are you? You look good, sex is good. Last time I had sex I got a reach around from the hooker, she had crack-mouth and a face that could kill a Walrus, but it was great fun. The friction and texture from her scabies ridden skin actually made it more pleasurable. I came all over her dirty bung-hole in about 2 minutes flat. Fancy a coffee?
I like the setting "math lab" for picking up a 7.5 asian girl. If you want to go after those 9.5's and beyond find out where the math club hangs out.. those girls will fuck you with a whole lot more than just their eyes IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN Rkjdsnbdfb
On September 30 2010 03:25 Kezzer wrote: Ok, so I have been in college for the past month or so(freshman), and I have been fooling around with girls at parties and such nothing serious. ... What should have I done? Is she into me or am I just full of shit? Should I go there on friday and try talking to her? I feel that might be a bit awkward though if i saw her just sitting there and started talking to her "hey... doing math hw? cool, cool... so you were staring at me 2 days ago, lets fuck"
so let me drop some summarization up in this thread
1. ur a straight hookin up with the honeys at parties
2. u can't figure out wat to say to some random chick u never met b4
3. u ask the internet if it knows if she's into u bc i mean, we can totally tell from ur 2 line description of how she looked at u from across the library
4. instead of talking to her u stress about it like a pussy even tho ur sure she was "eye fuckin" u
ok ok now every1 take a look at these 4 facts, 1 of them doesn't belong
if you've ever been to a college party you would know that you don't need to have any social skills at all to start hooking up with a girl... so either you've never been to a party or you try to seduce every girl you see over the deafening music. My trouble was going across the silent math lab and trying to strike up a conversation with her while she was doing hw without deliberately saying lets have sex.
Kezzer's guide to getting a girl to go out with you
On September 30 2010 03:25 Kezzer wrote: hey... doing math hw? cool, cool... so you were staring at me 2 days ago, lets fuck"
On September 30 2010 07:15 Kezzer wrote: if you've ever been to a college party you would know that you don't need to have any social skills at all to start hooking up with a girl... so either you've never been to a party or you try to seduce every girl you see over the deafening music. My trouble was going across the silent math lab and trying to strike up a conversation with her while she was doing hw without deliberately saying lets have sex.
TL;DR Do not suggest, imply any of that weak shit, just come out and flat say "I WANT TO FUCK YOU"
On September 30 2010 04:39 rezoacken wrote: Here are some advices i can give, in any case just do what you want and just stay cool whatever happens or whatever you have to do. Just keep my advices that you think are right, I'm not here to argue
None of us were there so we don't really know if these were real signs of interest or not. But let's say they were.
In anycase you dit a first big mistake, the one that brought you on TL to ask : - You did not talk to her
I mean this is a good lesson for the future. You do not have to be drunk at a party to talk to someone. Worst scenario ? this is awkward and who cares or this is juste terribly awkward and you just excuse yourself for having to help your grandmother and leave.
This is a mistake for multiple reasons : the second time you speak to her this is even more awkward and worst of all you have no insurance to meet her ever again.
Now enough blaming you and what you "can" do : Well the nly thing to do is actually the same as the first. Just go in when you see her, don't jump on her though this is creepy, just casual. You just have to fix the mistake you created. Something on the line of : "Hey, thank you for the other day." She will say thanks. Try to say something funny about it, about her or about something around whatever like casual conversation. Then just say you must leave for X reason and add. "Ho by the way what's your name ?" She tells maybe. "I'm Joe" give her your hand, strong handshake keep her hand 1s more than normal. "You look cool Rachel, ......" The ..... depends on how well it has been going and how she is responding : a) If she is so into you just ask for her number and plan a coffee/drink/good casual activity right on the spot (just say you will call in a few days for details). Then leave now. b) If it has been very bad just say "See you around" and just leave, if she doesnt like you she will say no and blow most of your chance ever after. c) If it is so-so you must actually try to get some insurance to see her again. Ask for more detailled informations about when she is there, or you could just ask for when she finishes her class and say "I'm finishing at around_same_time, I'll be hungry/thirsty come with me at the close_students_cantina just after your class, see you". If she is interested she will wait for you, if not she will leave but that is okay you then do not have to pursue her ever. During your mini date be cool, funny, a little cocky with humour, and never ever kiss her feet and talk about both interesting stuff and sexually charged subject (jokes). If possible go to point a). Do not stay with her for very long.
Regards.
P.S : Brood also as some very cool stuff !
i probably should have given the last part of the story then, as she was leaving i got up to give her her pencil back and i did try to strike up a conversation, but my friend was walking into the math lab at that second and i got distracted, so im not sure id be able to bring up the pencil thing again. she said i could keep it so....
On September 30 2010 04:39 rezoacken wrote: Here are some advices i can give, in any case just do what you want and just stay cool whatever happens or whatever you have to do. Just keep my advices that you think are right, I'm not here to argue
None of us were there so we don't really know if these were real signs of interest or not. But let's say they were.
In anycase you dit a first big mistake, the one that brought you on TL to ask : - You did not talk to her
I mean this is a good lesson for the future. You do not have to be drunk at a party to talk to someone. Worst scenario ? this is awkward and who cares or this is juste terribly awkward and you just excuse yourself for having to help your grandmother and leave.
This is a mistake for multiple reasons : the second time you speak to her this is even more awkward and worst of all you have no insurance to meet her ever again.
Now enough blaming you and what you "can" do : Well the nly thing to do is actually the same as the first. Just go in when you see her, don't jump on her though this is creepy, just casual. You just have to fix the mistake you created. Something on the line of : "Hey, thank you for the other day." She will say thanks. Try to say something funny about it, about her or about something around whatever like casual conversation. Then just say you must leave for X reason and add. "Ho by the way what's your name ?" She tells maybe. "I'm Joe" give her your hand, strong handshake keep her hand 1s more than normal. "You look cool Rachel, ......" The ..... depends on how well it has been going and how she is responding : a) If she is so into you just ask for her number and plan a coffee/drink/good casual activity right on the spot (just say you will call in a few days for details). Then leave now. b) If it has been very bad just say "See you around" and just leave, if she doesnt like you she will say no and blow most of your chance ever after. c) If it is so-so you must actually try to get some insurance to see her again. Ask for more detailled informations about when she is there, or you could just ask for when she finishes her class and say "I'm finishing at around_same_time, I'll be hungry/thirsty come with me at the close_students_cantina just after your class, see you". If she is interested she will wait for you, if not she will leave but that is okay you then do not have to pursue her ever. During your mini date be cool, funny, a little cocky with humour, and never ever kiss her feet and talk about both interesting stuff and sexually charged subject (jokes). If possible go to point a). Do not stay with her for very long.
Regards.
P.S : Brood also as some very cool stuff !
i probably should have given the last part of the story then, as she was leaving i got up to give her her pencil back and i did try to strike up a conversation, but my friend was walking into the math lab at that second and i got distracted, so im not sure id be able to bring up the pencil thing again. she said i could keep it so....
"Thanks for the pencil the other day, can I buy you a coffee?"
On September 30 2010 04:39 rezoacken wrote: Here are some advices i can give, in any case just do what you want and just stay cool whatever happens or whatever you have to do. Just keep my advices that you think are right, I'm not here to argue
None of us were there so we don't really know if these were real signs of interest or not. But let's say they were.
In anycase you dit a first big mistake, the one that brought you on TL to ask : - You did not talk to her
I mean this is a good lesson for the future. You do not have to be drunk at a party to talk to someone. Worst scenario ? this is awkward and who cares or this is juste terribly awkward and you just excuse yourself for having to help your grandmother and leave.
This is a mistake for multiple reasons : the second time you speak to her this is even more awkward and worst of all you have no insurance to meet her ever again.
Now enough blaming you and what you "can" do : Well the nly thing to do is actually the same as the first. Just go in when you see her, don't jump on her though this is creepy, just casual. You just have to fix the mistake you created. Something on the line of : "Hey, thank you for the other day." She will say thanks. Try to say something funny about it, about her or about something around whatever like casual conversation. Then just say you must leave for X reason and add. "Ho by the way what's your name ?" She tells maybe. "I'm Joe" give her your hand, strong handshake keep her hand 1s more than normal. "You look cool Rachel, ......" The ..... depends on how well it has been going and how she is responding : a) If she is so into you just ask for her number and plan a coffee/drink/good casual activity right on the spot (just say you will call in a few days for details). Then leave now. b) If it has been very bad just say "See you around" and just leave, if she doesnt like you she will say no and blow most of your chance ever after. c) If it is so-so you must actually try to get some insurance to see her again. Ask for more detailled informations about when she is there, or you could just ask for when she finishes her class and say "I'm finishing at around_same_time, I'll be hungry/thirsty come with me at the close_students_cantina just after your class, see you". If she is interested she will wait for you, if not she will leave but that is okay you then do not have to pursue her ever. During your mini date be cool, funny, a little cocky with humour, and never ever kiss her feet and talk about both interesting stuff and sexually charged subject (jokes). If possible go to point a). Do not stay with her for very long.
Regards.
P.S : Brood also as some very cool stuff !
i probably should have given the last part of the story then, as she was leaving i got up to give her her pencil back and i did try to strike up a conversation, but my friend was walking into the math lab at that second and i got distracted, so im not sure id be able to bring up the pencil thing again. she said i could keep it so....
95% of my post has nothing to do with the fact that you can or can't bring up the pencil thing. I mean NOW there is just 2 things to do :
1) hope she reappears (don't think about it too much though) and talk to her, the pencil is just an opener nobody asks you to speak about it for hours, and you must quickly start speaking for a few minutes (with some questions) to reduce how awkward this will be. My post had just more detailed ideas about all that. 2) forget about it (but really forget it no stupid "I should have..." for 3 weeks.
On September 30 2010 03:25 Kezzer wrote: Ok, so I have been in college for the past month or so(freshman), and I have been fooling around with girls at parties and such nothing serious. ... What should have I done? Is she into me or am I just full of shit? Should I go there on friday and try talking to her? I feel that might be a bit awkward though if i saw her just sitting there and started talking to her "hey... doing math hw? cool, cool... so you were staring at me 2 days ago, lets fuck"
so let me drop some summarization up in this thread
1. ur a straight hookin up with the honeys at parties
2. u can't figure out wat to say to some random chick u never met b4
3. u ask the internet if it knows if she's into u bc i mean, we can totally tell from ur 2 line description of how she looked at u from across the library
4. instead of talking to her u stress about it like a pussy even tho ur sure she was "eye fuckin" u
ok ok now every1 take a look at these 4 facts, 1 of them doesn't belong
if you've ever been to a college party you would know that you don't need to have any social skills at all to start hooking up with a girl... so either you've never been to a party or you try to seduce every girl you see over the deafening music. My trouble was going across the silent math lab and trying to strike up a conversation with her while she was doing hw without deliberately saying lets have sex.
Solution: Bring the party to class.
load up shitty kpop on computer Bring smirnoff ice (black--broods right, who likes pussy guys) pop collar
On September 30 2010 03:25 Kezzer wrote: Ok, so I have been in college for the past month or so(freshman), and I have been fooling around with girls at parties and such nothing serious. ... What should have I done? Is she into me or am I just full of shit? Should I go there on friday and try talking to her? I feel that might be a bit awkward though if i saw her just sitting there and started talking to her "hey... doing math hw? cool, cool... so you were staring at me 2 days ago, lets fuck"
so let me drop some summarization up in this thread
1. ur a straight hookin up with the honeys at parties
2. u can't figure out wat to say to some random chick u never met b4
3. u ask the internet if it knows if she's into u bc i mean, we can totally tell from ur 2 line description of how she looked at u from across the library
4. instead of talking to her u stress about it like a pussy even tho ur sure she was "eye fuckin" u
ok ok now every1 take a look at these 4 facts, 1 of them doesn't belong
if you've ever been to a college party you would know that you don't need to have any social skills at all to start hooking up with a girl... so either you've never been to a party or you try to seduce every girl you see over the deafening music. My trouble was going across the silent math lab and trying to strike up a conversation with her while she was doing hw without deliberately saying lets have sex.
I feel you man. It's indeed very difficult to talk to a girl without blurting out "I want to have sex with u" somewhere in the first three-four sentences. On the other hand, "hey, thanks for the pencil, i've got a bigger pencil for u if u're interested" is a line that's sure to impress her. Slip in a few geometry-related jokes with a nudge-nudge-wink-wink and you're good to go.
On September 30 2010 03:25 Kezzer wrote: Ok, so I have been in college for the past month or so(freshman), and I have been fooling around with girls at parties and such nothing serious. ... What should have I done? Is she into me or am I just full of shit? Should I go there on friday and try talking to her? I feel that might be a bit awkward though if i saw her just sitting there and started talking to her "hey... doing math hw? cool, cool... so you were staring at me 2 days ago, lets fuck"
so let me drop some summarization up in this thread
1. ur a straight hookin up with the honeys at parties
2. u can't figure out wat to say to some random chick u never met b4
3. u ask the internet if it knows if she's into u bc i mean, we can totally tell from ur 2 line description of how she looked at u from across the library
4. instead of talking to her u stress about it like a pussy even tho ur sure she was "eye fuckin" u
ok ok now every1 take a look at these 4 facts, 1 of them doesn't belong
if you've ever been to a college party you would know that you don't need to have any social skills at all to start hooking up with a girl... so either you've never been to a party or you try to seduce every girl you see over the deafening music. My trouble was going across the silent math lab and trying to strike up a conversation with her while she was doing hw without deliberately saying lets have sex.
so how many total "parties" have u been to and what is ur success rate at hooking up with these fly honeys at these "parties?" u should have no problem bringing the hard numbers and % bc ur such a math lab wizard
On September 30 2010 08:59 snowdrift wrote:Slip in a few geometry-related jokes with a nudge-nudge-wink-wink and you're good to go.
this is MATH LAB in college
i don't think you understand geometry is what kids play with, you gotta bring harder game than that you even get burned if you use the riemann sum pickup line to check the area underneath her curves
On September 30 2010 03:25 Kezzer wrote: Ok, so I have been in college for the past month or so(freshman), and I have been fooling around with girls at parties and such nothing serious. ... What should have I done? Is she into me or am I just full of shit? Should I go there on friday and try talking to her? I feel that might be a bit awkward though if i saw her just sitting there and started talking to her "hey... doing math hw? cool, cool... so you were staring at me 2 days ago, lets fuck"
so let me drop some summarization up in this thread
1. ur a straight hookin up with the honeys at parties
2. u can't figure out wat to say to some random chick u never met b4
3. u ask the internet if it knows if she's into u bc i mean, we can totally tell from ur 2 line description of how she looked at u from across the library
4. instead of talking to her u stress about it like a pussy even tho ur sure she was "eye fuckin" u
ok ok now every1 take a look at these 4 facts, 1 of them doesn't belong
if you've ever been to a college party you would know that you don't need to have any social skills at all to start hooking up with a girl... so either you've never been to a party or you try to seduce every girl you see over the deafening music. My trouble was going across the silent math lab and trying to strike up a conversation with her while she was doing hw without deliberately saying lets have sex.
Solution: Bring the party to class.
load up shitty kpop on computer Bring smirnoff ice (black--broods right, who likes pussy guys) pop collar
On September 30 2010 03:25 Kezzer wrote: Ok, so I have been in college for the past month or so(freshman), and I have been fooling around with girls at parties and such nothing serious. ... What should have I done? Is she into me or am I just full of shit? Should I go there on friday and try talking to her? I feel that might be a bit awkward though if i saw her just sitting there and started talking to her "hey... doing math hw? cool, cool... so you were staring at me 2 days ago, lets fuck"
so let me drop some summarization up in this thread
1. ur a straight hookin up with the honeys at parties
2. u can't figure out wat to say to some random chick u never met b4
3. u ask the internet if it knows if she's into u bc i mean, we can totally tell from ur 2 line description of how she looked at u from across the library
4. instead of talking to her u stress about it like a pussy even tho ur sure she was "eye fuckin" u
ok ok now every1 take a look at these 4 facts, 1 of them doesn't belong
if you've ever been to a college party you would know that you don't need to have any social skills at all to start hooking up with a girl... so either you've never been to a party or you try to seduce every girl you see over the deafening music. My trouble was going across the silent math lab and trying to strike up a conversation with her while she was doing hw without deliberately saying lets have sex.
Solution: Bring the party to class.
load up shitty kpop on computer Bring smirnoff ice (black--broods right, who likes pussy guys) pop collar
On September 30 2010 03:25 Kezzer wrote: Ok, so I have been in college for the past month or so(freshman), and I have been fooling around with girls at parties and such nothing serious. ... What should have I done? Is she into me or am I just full of shit? Should I go there on friday and try talking to her? I feel that might be a bit awkward though if i saw her just sitting there and started talking to her "hey... doing math hw? cool, cool... so you were staring at me 2 days ago, lets fuck"
so let me drop some summarization up in this thread
1. ur a straight hookin up with the honeys at parties
2. u can't figure out wat to say to some random chick u never met b4
3. u ask the internet if it knows if she's into u bc i mean, we can totally tell from ur 2 line description of how she looked at u from across the library
4. instead of talking to her u stress about it like a pussy even tho ur sure she was "eye fuckin" u
ok ok now every1 take a look at these 4 facts, 1 of them doesn't belong
if you've ever been to a college party you would know that you don't need to have any social skills at all to start hooking up with a girl... so either you've never been to a party or you try to seduce every girl you see over the deafening music. My trouble was going across the silent math lab and trying to strike up a conversation with her while she was doing hw without deliberately saying lets have sex.
so how many total "parties" have u been to and what is ur success rate at hooking up with these fly honeys at these "parties?" u should have no problem bringing the hard numbers and % bc ur such a math lab wizard
all i see is a lot of talk and no proof
you should also get on those stats asap. if you're lucky baller will make you a chart. and everyone knows that with baller's math and statistics the world becomes a much simpler and clearer place.
On September 30 2010 05:28 BroOd wrote: I learned most of my methods from a few key figures:
1. Orenthal Goff, a Los Angeles based fashion designer and musician. 2. Jesse James, the badass who cheated on Sandra Bullock with a neo Nazi 3. Don Simpson, legendary producer of films like The Rock, Top Gun and Beverly Hills Cop.
If you follow my advice and execute what I like to call the Orenthal-James-Simpson method, you won't fail.
And as any fashion designer will tell you, tight clothing looks best. Extremely tight. Especially your gloves.
Follow our advice and you'll be a real lady-killer!
On September 30 2010 05:52 Chill wrote: 1. (3 Points) I believe a girl is interested in me. Should I:
a) Talk to her b) Silently take note of where she goes to class so that I can return two days later to a class I don't attend and awkwardly try to break the ice with her
The Orenthal-James-Simpson manual recommends option b, with moderate to heavy surveillance in between the two meetings. That way you can impress her with gems like:
"Hey, is that Chanel #5 you're wearing?" "Wow, yeah! How'd you know?" "I watched you spray it on in your bathroom this morning"
Girls love attention to detail.
I find this ironically hilarious. I go to the mall with my gf fairly often, and I can recognize immediately some perfumes. Any chick will totally blush and ease into conversation if you recognize her perfume, so walk over to your nearest Sephora and memorize the smell of the 10 most popular perfumes. Then creep up behind her and smell her neck, make sure you touch her while doing this. It will generate sexual tension between you and if you just run like a girl after doing it the accumulated sexual tension will make her rip her clothes off and fuck you in the janitor's closet next time you see her.
In all seriousness... the quality of advice in this blog was particularly good. Be casual, be cool, be yourself unless you are convinced you are a total loser. The girl won't bite you, unless you piss her off while getting a blowjob; you might run into her again... Be like:
Oh, what's up? -Girl: Oh hey it's you BLAH BLAH BLAH Small talk ensues Oh heey I still got your pencil from last time -Girl: Oh yeah pshh it's just a pencil no biggie whatever whatever Say something clever and funny She laughs Ask her what is she studying whatever whatever, be interested if she hasn't shut you down by then one of you is gonna have to leave, ask for her number/ ask her out for dinner whatever.
^Ignore everything above this line; Are you seriously asking for girl advice on TL? Be a man, be confident in yourself. Fuck what everyone else says. You do things the best you can and if you succeed you're a winner; if you fail then you learned something. Good Luck ^^
We need a Brood vs Baller girl advice smack down. I am seriously loving this thread, all these big TL names giving their tips... I can already tell these will come in handy.
On September 30 2010 15:00 Meapak_Ziphh wrote: We need a Brood vs Baller girl advice smack down. I am seriously loving this thread, all these big TL names giving their tips... I can already tell these will come in handy.
Yeah, get the next two girl problem threads. Assign 1 champion to each thread and see who is most successful.
One thing you need to make sure of is if you're going to do this, make sure to post on TL from her computer so we can trace IP to make sure its the same as the "pc bang's" IP. And also I'm sure she'll have 300 apm right?
Oh god the "print form email form buttons" completely made that application. And speaking of checking IPs we could have pokebunny and chill be our judges for the "best girl advisor on TL" challenge.
It's a good thing you asked for our opinions here at Team Liquid when it comes to luring Asian women, you will not die a virgin with our vast experience and advice. We promise.
Go for it man ! Asian girls are pretty cute and will never dumped u for some shit, be nice and remember if its not working in bed it will work in kitchen : ) if she is Chines tell her you are WC3 player, if she is Korean tell her you are SC:BW player and if she is from Vietnam tell her you are playing DotA. DO NOT tell her any jokes about Reavers !
You could be cool and pretend you signed up for the class with her, just go in and sit down beside her. If she's still eye fucking you then talk and flirt and whatnot... if she's weirded out, then whatever you don't show up later on
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