Random Things Made of Random Thoughts.

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I'm bored and feel like writing stuff hehehe this might be a wall of text I'll post pictures in between I suppose. Warning this is very off topic not tied to anything but my thoughts of the world.

ONTO THE SHOW!

They say that only dolphins and humans like to have sex for fun, but I don't think that's really true... I have a cat I didn't nuder him because I would feel sorry for him. He likes to fuck............. A LOT, it's gotten to the point where I bought him a basket and put a towel in it and he bites the cum covered towel and does this weird stepping pattern thing. That's not to weird but what is freaky and annoying is he won't fuck if there is no humans around if I'm not near his basket or a sheet he will follow me and bite my pant leg and meow and try to fuck my leg. While he is doing the dew he likes staring at people in the eyes, to counter this I throw breadcrumbs at his fur while he is fucking his basket thing.

Scientists are wrong cats like fucking a lot, he also likes falling asleep on his jizz towel.

I'm listening to Gaslight Anthem.

A lot of things don't make sense to me, like why did Blizzard make Dragoons stalkers and not just.... Dragoons? They are the same thing except stalkers are not just any ol maimed Protoss they are only dead Dark Templars..

Poor Templars they get decapitated and then get put onto a robot body, do you think they decapitate Protoss themselves?

There's no way the Dark Templar to Stalker ratio is even, no one makes that many Dark Templars they must have a McDonald situation going on in those warp gates.

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Yum baby arms.

Why do people find it fun to spam things, the other day was in a UStream channel where there was a guy just spamming + Show Spoiler +

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

but slow enough so he wouldn't get auto chat banned for spamming. What I think his thought process woulda been.

Laying in his bed curled up for extra warmth while the sun light is gleaming in through the window

"I think today I will wake up eat a bowl of Special K... lol special K got owned by TLO. Then I will log onto my computer join someones Ustream channel and spam W but not too fast because I will get chat banned, then I will go to Pornhub then go to sleep.... Sandwich then sleep actually."

Monitors need a hand built in so I can slap people remotely, then I'd get trolled and the monitor producing industry would plummet... Crash and burn.

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It has just dawned upon me that I live inside the mouth of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

This has been said a billion times but you tube comments are amazing they are really interesting and by interesting I mean they really make me wish I had a monitor is a hand attached to it.

I don't like humidity, it's really humid where I live. I don't like giving hand jobs to salt shakers.

It makes me laugh when people use their first name as their game aliases, it's almost always very English oriented names like Shawn, John, Rob, Steve and the like. I say that it's English oriented names because I can't read names in foreign languages I only know English Spanish and Portuguese, so you get a free pass card if you are a Korean cause all your names sound interesting.

btw what is the Korean naming uhh scheme? Like is it first name middle name last name? Or first name then a last name that consist of 2 different names or whatever like.

Lee Jae Dong Is his first name Lee Jae or just Lee is Jae his middle name or part of his last name?

People who run marathons pee themselves while running so they don't have to stop also to warm up their legs.

Last night I had a dream where this girl that I was about to date in junior high (then I had to move back to Argentina) me and her went to a super market and she wanted a fruit salad but then told me "wait I know, I learned it from you" and then grabbed a ball of lettuce and took a huge bite out of it then a block of cheese and took a bite out of it and then ok I'm good, and we continued strolling through the super market, then there were video tapes of her eating all the stuff and the guys who worked there blackmailed us into selling them weed to pay back for the brick of cheese and ball of lettuce. Weird, then we made out and went to buy a soda but they lady got mad because we got a soda can that was already open. Dreams are odd.

http://www.youtube.com/v/CMNry4PE93Y
I like turtles

I just tried to shift queue bold and italics and it opened 2 seperate browser windows.

If ~~you~~ I say a word over and over it starts to sound weird, it's like ~~you~~ I try and break it down into how it's pronounced and ~~you~~ I start getting thoroughly confused until I give up on pronouncing it.

I have to stop switching up I's and you's because well I don't think it's supposed to be that way.

Hydra-Roach is amazing.

I used to play TF2 a lot and on my home server called Phlorph when item finding or whatever was implemented here is a funny conversation that took place.

"Why am I not receiving drops?"random guy
"You have to be signed into steam friends to receive items" Server admin
"You can't fool me I'm a four-channer" random guy
(side note)I have lost the game.
"Hahahaha" Phlorph regular
"Oh no a four channer" Phlorph regular
"lol what?" Phlorph regular
Random guy has disconnected.

Sec need a picture brb.

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My brother sent me it on msn

I didn't try to queue the bold and italics this time.

I don't think we ever talk about anything productive we just draw goatses on MSN like this one.

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When I 1v1s I don't say anything.

When I play 2v2s and am on Skype I talk to myself.

Does Tang still exist in the U.S?

My brother puts a packet of Tang per glass, and drinks this thing called Mocoretta which is like a super concentrated flavored thing that is supposed to be watered down to 6 liters of the stuff he drinks it alone, he brags about it a lot I don't think it's an impressive feat.

He bought a whole new computer to play SC2 but Battle.net wont let him purchase it.

In the U.S there are a lot of microwave food like fettuccine alfredo or whatever it's called where you pop it in for 5 minutes there's easy mac hot pockets etc. etc. I don't think there is anything in Argentina that is like that what a shame.

You can make pasta in the microwave any pasta maybe not ravioli, anyways you put it in a big bowl fill the water just over the pasta and put it into the microwave for 15 minutes and check on it every 5 minutes!

There is also 3 minute brownies, let me find the image.
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I made it it was good it gave me a headache and my whole sleeve was covered in sticky stuff, it wasn't the brownie ZING! Just kidding it was I think it's still on the sweater.

There is this book called EEEEE EEE EEEEE or something like that it's very amazing. Since reading it when people talk to me and say something funny I respond with "I can't process what you just said.... Just kidding I processed it and it was funny."

I wan't to relay some more dreams to you but I forgot them.

I put an apostrophe in the wrong place in that last sentence.

English is kind of like the thing you do for school papers you copy and paste an article and rearrange some words so it's not complete plagiarism . Sorry to the people that invented all the languages we kind of stole from.

Don't name your daughter America, there was a girl with that name in my 3rd grade class.

After listening to a song called "...and Now Back to Our Programming" by Aus Rotten I have to say sorry whenever I use a product, I don't have the drive to live in poverty because of the evil of men. I like Anarcho Punks that use the internet and I-Phones, just kidding.

A lot of people don't really look at credits for movies and games which I think is very disrespectful to the authors, sadly they bore me so I don't stick around either.

It would suck waking up in the middle of the night and having a zergling on the feet of your bed.
And it would be gross to see an overlord flying over your house and then star excreting creep over your back yard, I feel bad for Terrans, are we Terrans?

I don't think I'd draw a goatse with anyone but my brothers, that's a surefire way of getting a girl to dump you. Well it's a good exit strategy if you have a stalker or something just spam goatse drawings, unless they are into that sorta thing then that sucks.

Everything I do I do well but not well enough to live off of it.

Whenever I am in a place that is very high I think morbid thoughts, not emo morbid just like man life would be so much easier when I die! Along with what would happen if I jumped off from where I am such as: I'd probably get scratched by that tree causing me to do a sweet back flip and then get ripped in half by the fence and if I get lucky my head would be perfectly impaled on that pole!

A lot of the time I have this thing with caps-lock where I will reverse it some how like this : hELLO WHAT'S UP GUYS, i LIKE TURTLES.

then I have to say caps, but it usually comes out cAPS, then I rage.

I should start using shift instead of caps lock.

From 5th grade all the way up to 8th grade I took music classes, I never learned anything. It's because every tenth page or so it would give you a new note and where it is placed on the page so like under the 4the bar is an A minor or whatever. I never knew about that so everyone would learn and be on the ball and my teacher would tell me to play a G and I'd be like this one? and try all the combination till I got it right, during concerts I'd play softer and and just about anything alternating notes when other would alternate. I finally learned about that system in drum line and by then it was irrelevant, I got shafted for all those years.

Combination is a word but according to this dictionary combinations is not, it gives me a red squiggly.

Need a picture.

I have lost the game.

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I wait for the day my cat is this awesome.

I bought an hourglass a while ago, it has yellow sand.

With the time it's taking me to write this I could have gone down the ladder about 250 points.

I smile when you call someone negative and they say no.

When I typed no the music said slow, that rhymed.

I was playing this game vs a protoss where I scouted with my overlord and didn't see anything so I sent out two drones to scout like the whole map, then he built a pylon in his base super late and then a Nexus and a forge then finally a cannon. He dealt huge psychological damage with that build.

I think I'm done.

-Laggy

P.S Why the fuck did I just write all this ?

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