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Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 15 2010 04:59 GMT
#21
you'd just have to explain that your mom's a milf
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9824 Posts
September 15 2010 05:05 GMT
#22
wow i can't believe she turned that down D:

next time use poetry in your love text. that way if you accidentally send it it might still work ^_^
boomer hands
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9643 Posts
September 15 2010 05:09 GMT
#23
nice. i did the exact same thing once. However the girl already knew, and it wasnt THAT awkward. I was trying to text a friend named Alex(also a girl,) about the girl Ally. They are 1 apart in my phone book. oops. Played damage control, and then went to visit her at work to blow it over. it worked.

Good luck for you man. That is painfully awkward.
... A year later and I'm actually going to see Ally tomorrow. dundundun.
Crisis_
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States165 Posts
September 15 2010 05:28 GMT
#24
On September 15 2010 13:59 travis wrote:
you'd just have to explain that your mom's a milf


And that sometimes you just can't keep your hands off of her
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13922 Posts
September 15 2010 05:32 GMT
#25
Day9 still wins with the bathroom in the airplane incident.
It is what it is
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
September 15 2010 06:13 GMT
#26
Act your age. Man up and tell her you meant it. Who knows, the confidence might actually help you.
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
HeadhunteR
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Argentina1258 Posts
September 15 2010 06:26 GMT
#27
no wonder she only wanted to be friends by the look of it you sound completely retarded be a fucking man and go to a bar get wasted and fuck some ugly chick then you will get stalked and you will want to do the same be just friends.. you my friend are an ugly chick who now stalks..
why dont you send this message instead "ill pick you up at 8 my place or yours?" see what happens then..
in The Kong line forever
Never.Die
Profile Joined March 2010
Japan189 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-15 07:06:21
September 15 2010 06:34 GMT
#28
On September 15 2010 12:25 Azerbaijan wrote:
Should have said "O shit wrong number"

^or just start stalking her.


Lol how could he when he put her damn name in the text message lol? That basically screwed him up the most lol.
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
September 15 2010 06:59 GMT
#29
I did something like this once. I got really drunk one night and called one of my friends who just happened to be a girl I was in love with. Her boyfriend answered, he yelled at me, I yelled back at him, then the next morning, I was texting one of my friends and I said something like "I blacked out right after this happened, but I called that cunt Hillary and her boyfriend answered and we got into it." and I was so absent-minded, that I highlighted 'Hillary' when I went to 'Add Contacts' for who to send the text to.

She received it, she replied with a "?" as well, I never answered it, haven't seen or heard from her since and this was at least three years ago
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
Azerbaijan
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States660 Posts
September 15 2010 07:14 GMT
#30
On September 15 2010 15:34 Never.Die wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 15 2010 12:25 Azerbaijan wrote:
Should have said "O shit wrong number"

^or just start stalking her.


Lol how could he when he put her damn name in the text message lol? That basically screwed him up the most lol.


I typed out a text message that said nothing except "Youre beautiful. I love you"


Try again.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
September 15 2010 07:18 GMT
#31
.....
just say 'shit my friend took my phone and sent that'
Redunzl
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
862 Posts
September 15 2010 07:37 GMT
#32
this thread where you all try to make convenient lies for the the man.
just tell her the truth. if she doesnt respond or feel the same way then move on. why be "just friends" with a chick you love. are you a masochist?
swat
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia142 Posts
September 15 2010 08:06 GMT
#33
Just move on mate. You will just end up being that guy friend that cock blocks other guys from dating her or the type that will get super pissed off when she actually starts dating other guys.

If not, kudos to you.
Deleted User 47542
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1484 Posts
September 15 2010 08:27 GMT
#34
"someone else had my phone"

Easiest thing in the world, people do that all the time lol.
yomi
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States773 Posts
September 15 2010 08:34 GMT
#35
lol

she prob already had a restraining order against you and just got it increased by a few hundred feet.
Ducci
Profile Joined April 2009
United States588 Posts
September 15 2010 08:59 GMT
#36
This blog made me feel awkward just from reading it, I can't imagine how you must have felt. Oh man
Cr4zyH0r5e
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Peru1308 Posts
September 15 2010 09:22 GMT
#37
On September 15 2010 16:18 ieatkids5 wrote:
.....
just say 'shit my friend took my phone and sent that'


^This

It's plausible, to the extenct that it's happened to me before... My friends taking my phone and sending a mass text to every girl they could fit on the CC: list saying: "You wanna have sexy time?"

Fucking awkward when an ex replied "YES" but yeah, most people would just assume it's a joke...

The part about you replying saying that you were being "dramatic" needs some explaining and she probably got the impression that you have a crush on her and were just goofing around and that you have no balls to admit to a girl that you like her.

Just kidding about the last part, but just relax man there's plenty of pretty girls out there and if this one thinks you're a retard just move on to the next one
Diamond 4 Jungle/Support - http://www.twitch.tv/cr4zyh0r5e/c/3051057 Zyra support 101
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
September 15 2010 09:34 GMT
#38
You should have just owned up to it and see how things go from there.
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
September 15 2010 09:35 GMT
#39
What a boring answer she send back
fly.stat
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States449 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-15 10:53:33
September 15 2010 10:52 GMT
#40
Wow, I feel really embarrassed for you.

You just need to go up to her and be like "You and me goin on a date, and that's end of story."
Confidence man. HANDLE THAT SHIT.
Until I write you again, take care of your precious person.
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