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Origami Swan (Finally giving pictures)

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Marimokkori
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States306 Posts
August 09 2010 20:05 GMT
#1
OK, here's the original blog asking for a translation:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=113904

Here is my finished product:
[image loading]


The story behind the girl:

Found out this weekend she's been lying to me and cheating on me from the very beginning. Fooling around with her ex. I contacted him and from the sounds of it, she was playing him, too. He gave me a nude she sent him of herself that was taken recently (She took it holding her new iPhone in a mirror, so it can't be old).



A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
August 09 2010 20:10 GMT
#2
The only solution is to gangbang her.
Nak Allstar.
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
August 09 2010 20:12 GMT
#3
A threesome is most definitely in order.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
August 09 2010 20:13 GMT
#4
That's really rough man I'm sorry. I would still give her the swan though. I don't think you are going to want it around.


Also people who give away naked myspace photos are weird, you should find someone who likes origami and SC


Stay strong dude
The_Pacifist
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States540 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-09 20:14:04
August 09 2010 20:13 GMT
#5
Nice swan. My brother made one of those once, so I understand how mind-numbingly time consuming it is to simply make the pieces to make the swan.

As for the girl, save your swan and give it to a girl worth your time if you haven't given it to her already. Or, even better... sell it. A lot of people would be willing to pay for a pretty house decoration.
snowbird
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Germany2044 Posts
August 09 2010 20:14 GMT
#6
Doing Origami 10/10

Taking pictures 2/10

Nice work!
@riotsnowbird
Forgottenfrog
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1268 Posts
August 09 2010 20:29 GMT
#7
Now u give us the nude picture of your ex and call it even .
Marimokkori
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States306 Posts
August 09 2010 20:35 GMT
#8
On August 10 2010 05:13 The_Pacifist wrote:
Nice swan. My brother made one of those once, so I understand how mind-numbingly time consuming it is to simply make the pieces to make the swan.

As for the girl, save your swan and give it to a girl worth your time if you haven't given it to her already. Or, even better... sell it. A lot of people would be willing to pay for a pretty house decoration.

It was indeed mind numbingly time consuming.

However, I'm going to give it to her still. I can't give it to someone else or sell it because every single piece of paper has something I like about her written on it.


I plan on starting work on a modular dragon done in a similar style.
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men
The_Pacifist
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States540 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-09 20:51:42
August 09 2010 20:46 GMT
#9
A dragon? You mean one of these? http://listsoplenty.com/pix/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/origami-dragon.jpg

My brother also planned on doing that but didn't dare to attempt it after finishing the swan. I told him that if it took "a thousand or so pieces for the swan, it'll take about a million for the dragon."

EDIT: Also, about the part where you said you wrote something you like about her on every piece... Awww, that's so sweet. Sorry things didn't work out, though.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
August 09 2010 20:57 GMT
#10
maybe she'll let you do that threesome if you give her the swan.

it looks awesome btw, how long did it take you?
MetalMarine
Profile Joined June 2007
United States1559 Posts
August 09 2010 20:57 GMT
#11
On August 10 2010 05:10 MiniRoman wrote:
The only solution is to gangbang her.

canucks12
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada812 Posts
August 09 2010 21:02 GMT
#12
Wowow, is that thing strong - can it hold anything inside? - or is it fragile? Oh and, move on from that girl, but keep the swan.
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
August 09 2010 21:09 GMT
#13
give it to someone else.
then gangbang her!
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
InfiniteIce
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States794 Posts
August 09 2010 21:20 GMT
#14
holy crap!

that thing looks intricate.
i keep going back to my response to chill's fake PM and laughing, then immediately getting a feeling that i assume i'd get if i had an orgasm and the girl said "hahaha guess what i have a dick" -FakeSteve
sYz-Adrenaline
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1850 Posts
August 09 2010 21:41 GMT
#15
I don't believe your nude pic >.> *cough*
Can you feel the rush?
Fallen33
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States596 Posts
August 09 2010 21:45 GMT
#16
Love you Brad. Nice to see your badass swan FINALLY done though.
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." - Napoleon Bonaparte ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
August 09 2010 21:56 GMT
#17
That's pure dedication right there- what people do for love, ah, the good days.. good days....
I am sorry to hear the news though, reality is full of harshness
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
insanet
Profile Joined January 2010
Peru439 Posts
August 09 2010 22:02 GMT
#18
dude, sell it, it doesnt matter if have writings in it, i wouldnt mind if you told me that, i will buy it anyway.

But, please, dont give it to her, just dont. she doesnt deserve it. if you do that then it will really become a waste of time all the effort you put in it.

Give it to charity, sell it, there is a lot of options.

DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
August 09 2010 22:26 GMT
#19
Sweet ass swan man! And keep your chin up, there's all the girls you could ever need out there just waiting.

"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"
Marimokkori
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States306 Posts
August 09 2010 23:04 GMT
#20
On August 10 2010 05:46 The_Pacifist wrote:
A dragon? You mean one of these? http://listsoplenty.com/pix/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/origami-dragon.jpg

My brother also planned on doing that but didn't dare to attempt it after finishing the swan. I told him that if it took "a thousand or so pieces for the swan, it'll take about a million for the dragon."

EDIT: Also, about the part where you said you wrote something you like about her on every piece... Awww, that's so sweet. Sorry things didn't work out, though.


Your link isn't working for me, but this dragon:

http://origami.bluepop.us/2007/09/chinese-dragon-part-ii.html



As for the comments about its durability....

It's somewhat weak, but I believe that's because I had over half the pieces folded before I started writing things on them, so I unfolded them all, wrote on them, and re-folded, which I'm sure weakened them a bit. As long as you're gentle with it, it holds up well.

One could be made with stronger paper that you could probably use to hold some fake flowers or something like that.
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men
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