EPTEach morn I always make you mine!
I buy you at the store each day
and though you're great I need but pay
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one yuan plus change, so you are cheap.
Your cost and taste do always keep
my stomach and my wallet full.
Oh eating you is never dull.
Veggie Pancake
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love1another
United States1844 Posts
Each morn I always make you mine! I buy you at the store each day and though you're great I need but pay one yuan plus change, so you are cheap. Your cost and taste do always keep my stomach and my wallet full. Oh eating you is never dull. | ||
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Megalisk
United States6095 Posts
So its like a pancake..with vegetables in it or something? Cause that sounds terrible. | ||
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illu
Canada2531 Posts
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love1another
United States1844 Posts
On July 28 2010 11:35 Megalisk wrote: Um..what? So its like a pancake..with vegetables in it or something? Cause that sounds terrible. Indeed that's what it is, good sir. Within a bun of steam-fried dough lies golden chunks of chinese stir- fried vegetables that make me go to defecate consistently and make my body feel just grand I eat them, thus, persistently, to fortify my anal gland. On July 28 2010 11:38 illu wrote: I thought pancakes consist of mostly flour and eggs. Not every pancake is so plain as that which you did now explain. While some indeed are merely flour, some are sweet and some our sour, Some are flat and others tower-- but to list them all would take an hour. But every pancake, I tell you this, will show your tastebuds total bliss. | ||
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Lexpar
1813 Posts
Edit: K you just went too far. | ||
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love1another
United States1844 Posts
On July 28 2010 11:42 Lexpar wrote: Sounds good. Like veggie pate right? Only delicious pancakes. Do you put syrup on them or cheese? Maybe both. Edit: K you just went too far. Cheese and syrup both are nice but even plain they quite suffice to make my head spin round with glee oh when I eat them I feel free! And never can one go "too far" when speaking of that shining star that captivates the heart and tongue ...and that expedites the flow of dung. | ||
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Navi
5286 Posts
On July 28 2010 11:42 Lexpar wrote: Sounds good. Like veggie pate right? Only delicious pancakes. Do you put syrup on them or cheese? Maybe both. Edit: K you just went too far. hahaha, i love your edit  where do you buy these pancakes good sir? I too would like to "fortify my anal gland" | ||
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love1another
United States1844 Posts
Beside the road, these pancakes lurk in little shops that sell such snacks that always stop me in my tracks. | ||
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prOxi.swAMi
Australia3091 Posts
but veggie pancakes just sound gross. You see, I have this little rule, for making cakes that make you drool. A pancake sporting a healthy look, is a pancake I not dare to cook. | ||
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love1another
United States1844 Posts
On July 28 2010 13:19 prOxi.swAMi wrote: I like the way you rhyme your posts,, but veggie pancakes just sound gross. You see, I have this little rule, for making cakes that make you drool. A pancake sporting a healthy look, is a pancake I not dare to cook. Well you are in for one surprise because the veggies just disguise the greasy heart attack to come. No health foods here, just YUM YUM YUM! | ||
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YPang
United States4024 Posts
true man eat bacon and eggs, and we eat a ton veggie pancakes sounds like its for chicks we like our fat bacon cuz we got big dicks healthy food is overated too i like my icecream and greasy food there's nothing you can do but observe as we eat our goodies that you think you deserve. | ||
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prOxi.swAMi
Australia3091 Posts
On July 28 2010 13:24 love1another wrote: Well you are in for one surprise because the veggies just disguise the greasy heart attack to come. No health foods here, just YUM YUM YUM! I thank you sir and stand corrected, greasy food is always accepted. It seems I have to try one first, before I criticise its worth. I just might travel to your land and fortify my anal gland. | ||
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love1another
United States1844 Posts
On July 28 2010 13:30 YPang wrote: You guys do lack tetesteron true man eat bacon and eggs, and we eat a ton veggie pancakes sounds like its for chicks we like our fat bacon cuz we got big dicks healthy food is overated too i like my icecream and greasy food there's nothing you can do but observe as we eat our goodies that you think you deserve. Nay! Bacon/Eggs take time to cook, while all I have to do is look down at the street and pick a bun to make my breakfast good and done! And you may have testosterone and all you do is fart and bone, but finer minds like mine do mind when foods, like yours, are unrefined. So be a real man, brave and bold, and strive to break your caveman mold! Improve your taste and feel that world that veggie pancakes have unfurled! | ||
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love1another
United States1844 Posts
On July 28 2010 13:33 prOxi.swAMi wrote: I thank you sir and stand corrected, greasy food is always accepted. It seems I have to try one first, before I criticise its worth. I just might travel to your land and fortify my anal gland. I thank you for your open mind and hope that you will one day find a chance to try a veggie bun! But... for now, I guess, my work is done! | ||
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mtmf
Brazil420 Posts
LOL | ||
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Cauld
United States350 Posts
On July 28 2010 11:35 Megalisk wrote: Um..what? So its like a pancake..with vegetables in it or something? Cause that sounds terrible. Although your post was pretty nice In this thread it does not suffice It's welcome on another forum On 4chan there's less decorum The first post here that doesn't rhymn Seems out of place and out of time On TL we like our limricks And other literary gimmicks | ||
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prOxi.swAMi
Australia3091 Posts
On July 28 2010 14:19 Cauld wrote: Although your post was pretty nice In this thread it does not suffice It's welcome on another forum On 4chan there's less decorum The first post here that doesn't rhymn Seems out of place and out of time On TL we like our limricks And other literary gimmicks But here on TL net we say, adhere to standards or you pay. In your first line you tell a lie, and thusly I will now decry, that in your feeble meekish blunder, you've torn your arse hole cheeks asunder. TLnet won't tolerate, a man of your noobility. So find a forum where mistakes, are fine to flaunt so willingly. | ||
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Lexpar
1813 Posts
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love1another
United States1844 Posts
and tasty early morning treat would not do justice to its great ability to satiate. Yes since, in fact, a single bite can wipe away a tired night, to rate with justice, there's no way since galaxies cannot convey The joy these pancakes bring to me. Confined by crippling gravity, A star can never hope to be a symbol quite as grand and free As my veggie pancake. | ||
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Lexpar
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