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Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 08 2010 17:57 GMT
#21
On July 09 2010 02:57 IntoTheWow wrote:
my kitchen dont work too. I have kitchen but no food come may from it.

SO i google kitchen work and turns out i need to put women in it.



oh you
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Neobick
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Sweden208 Posts
July 08 2010 17:57 GMT
#22
On July 09 2010 02:52 XiaoJoyce- wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2010 01:58 tonight wrote:
Well, bunker you need men in, but you can take those men out and snipe zealots lings before hiding again. So, it depends on how you use it. I still prefer cannons, though


Ah, Happy birthday keke.

Show nested quote +
On July 09 2010 02:42 ooni wrote:
On July 09 2010 02:40 XiaoJoyce- wrote:
I just remembered I spent alot of time researching what does bunker do.

7 years ago I do not know the meaning of bunker. And when I build it does nothing. And I hate terran because the only defend building is missile turret. Which do not hit land units. I am so fed up @ Terran.

I do alot of stuff with the bunker, I am so positive it does not increase supply, do not open technology, I thought maybe opponent destroy it damages them. Maybe just like sandbag and for blocking? So useless, even supply depot is a better sandbag.

And I am so angry when computer bunker can shoot, and breath fire.
and mine just do nothing. And computer bunker gives free units when destroyed.

I guess that is the time I found out, oh. U put the men in.

maybe I ask why your username is XiaoJoyce?


Xiao is my surname. Joyce is my name.

Do you ask, why Lee Jae Dong nick name is this way?

I can explain, Lee is his surname. Jae Dong is his name.



Hahahaha.

Creative insult with limited resources, could it be more respectable.


Laughed at the story. Thanks for sharing.


Use the force.
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
July 08 2010 18:00 GMT
#23
First game I ever saw was Boxer versus Blackman!

I just assume terran was an easy rape fest from then on.

And make it my goal to prove that point at the D levels.
Each day gets better : )
Inkarnate
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada840 Posts
July 08 2010 18:01 GMT
#24
cutie blog as always
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
July 08 2010 18:02 GMT
#25
On July 09 2010 03:01 Inkarnate wrote:
cutie blog as always


ESL gets my rocks off too.
Each day gets better : )
Inkarnate
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada840 Posts
July 08 2010 18:02 GMT
#26
On July 09 2010 03:00 ella_guru wrote:
First game I ever saw was Boxer versus Blackman!

I just assume terran was an easy rape fest from then on.

And make it my goal to prove that point at the D levels.


terran 100% easy rape fest no skill tank turtles imo
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
July 08 2010 18:05 GMT
#27
On July 09 2010 02:57 IntoTheWow wrote:
my kitchen dont work too. I have kitchen but no food come may from it.

SO i google kitchen work and turns out i need to put women in it.

hahaha
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
July 08 2010 18:06 GMT
#28
On July 09 2010 03:02 Inkarnate wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2010 03:00 ella_guru wrote:
First game I ever saw was Boxer versus Blackman!

I just assume terran was an easy rape fest from then on.

And make it my goal to prove that point at the D levels.


terran 100% easy rape fest no skill tank turtles imo



(You missed my above post)

Nah I dont even use tanks anymore cuz it's so easy. Just marines and comsats. Instead of healing marines I just build more since you only need about 200 gas the whole game for stim and range.

M + C . TvZ build of the future. Power Over-fucking-whelming
Each day gets better : )
Inkarnate
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada840 Posts
July 08 2010 18:20 GMT
#29
On July 09 2010 03:06 ella_guru wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2010 03:02 Inkarnate wrote:
On July 09 2010 03:00 ella_guru wrote:
First game I ever saw was Boxer versus Blackman!

I just assume terran was an easy rape fest from then on.

And make it my goal to prove that point at the D levels.


terran 100% easy rape fest no skill tank turtles imo



(You missed my above post)

Nah I dont even use tanks anymore cuz it's so easy. Just marines and comsats. Instead of healing marines I just build more since you only need about 200 gas the whole game for stim and range.

M + C . TvZ build of the future. Power Over-fucking-whelming


I saw it. And ESL super cute unless its French -> English... QC...
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
July 08 2010 18:23 GMT
#30
I love Boxer too. I made my english presentation about progaming and showed the class Boxer's perfect scv rush from Youtube. All the class was like "whoaaaa is there a huge crowd watching a video game ?! whoaaaa the commentators non-stop shouting are hilarious". Even the teacher was "wow this is amazing". Epic win.
ॐ
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
July 08 2010 18:24 GMT
#31
lol yea we have enough that in ottawa. Quebec Frenglish is only good if it's a one off thing....

ESL is cute because it makes you feel smart and awesome.

but that's ok because I already know you are.
Each day gets better : )
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32075 Posts
July 08 2010 18:28 GMT
#32
On July 09 2010 02:29 mOnion wrote:
9 posts and Theantz still isn't here

I thought he had a buzzer every time joyce posted a blog


yeah bro, good thing you don't jump all over her blogs too
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Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25981 Posts
July 08 2010 18:41 GMT
#33
On July 09 2010 02:57 IntoTheWow wrote:
my kitchen dont work too. I have kitchen but no food come may from it.

SO i google kitchen work and turns out i need to put women in it.

hahhahaha
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BloodDrunK
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bangladesh2767 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-08 18:53:27
July 08 2010 18:47 GMT
#34
Lol i really love your blogs.you put a lot of thinking to posting and that is a very important thing.

Btw where is my man the Antz?he hasn't posted here yet.i wonder why?


On July 09 2010 02:57 IntoTheWow wrote:
my kitchen dont work too. I have kitchen but no food come may from it.

SO i google kitchen work and turns out i need to put women in it.


LOL.
You have the power to create your own destiny.
Hidden_MotiveS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada2562 Posts
July 08 2010 18:53 GMT
#35
So is this joke blog? Very cute
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
July 08 2010 18:53 GMT
#36
On July 09 2010 02:52 XiaoJoyce- wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2010 01:58 tonight wrote:
Well, bunker you need men in, but you can take those men out and snipe zealots lings before hiding again. So, it depends on how you use it. I still prefer cannons, though


Ah, Happy birthday keke.

Show nested quote +
On July 09 2010 02:42 ooni wrote:
On July 09 2010 02:40 XiaoJoyce- wrote:
I just remembered I spent alot of time researching what does bunker do.

7 years ago I do not know the meaning of bunker. And when I build it does nothing. And I hate terran because the only defend building is missile turret. Which do not hit land units. I am so fed up @ Terran.

I do alot of stuff with the bunker, I am so positive it does not increase supply, do not open technology, I thought maybe opponent destroy it damages them. Maybe just like sandbag and for blocking? So useless, even supply depot is a better sandbag.

And I am so angry when computer bunker can shoot, and breath fire.
and mine just do nothing. And computer bunker gives free units when destroyed.

I guess that is the time I found out, oh. U put the men in.

maybe I ask why your username is XiaoJoyce?


Xiao is my surname. Joyce is my name.

Do you ask, why Lee Jae Dong nick name is this way?

I can explain, Lee is his surname. Jae Dong is his name.


Thank you.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
July 08 2010 19:00 GMT
#37
Haha the story about the bunker is so cute, reminds me of myself 11 years ago
ironchef
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Canada1350 Posts
July 08 2010 20:09 GMT
#38
On July 09 2010 02:57 IntoTheWow wrote:
my kitchen dont work too. I have kitchen but no food come may from it.

SO i google kitchen work and turns out i need to put women in it.



lol!
“Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that it is beyond the powers of man; but if anything is within the powers and province of man, believe that it is within your own compass also.” - Marcus Aurelius
polgas
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1761 Posts
July 08 2010 22:38 GMT
#39
Nice read! I remember thinking the same about the terran race when I got the game. And that bunker story, so cute. Must be tough to finish the terran campaign without proper bunker use. Smart though to think about barriers/sandbags, including cost-effectiveness.

On July 09 2010 02:57 IntoTheWow wrote:
my kitchen dont work too. I have kitchen but no food come may from it.

SO i google kitchen work and turns out i need to put women in it.


lol that punch line.
Leee Jaee Doong
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
July 09 2010 03:02 GMT
#40
On July 09 2010 02:57 IntoTheWow wrote:
my kitchen dont work too. I have kitchen but no food come may from it.

SO i google kitchen work and turns out i need to put women in it.

Oh ho ho ho, quote of the day. Well done sir
God Bless
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