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[NyC]HoBbes
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States803 Posts
July 06 2010 04:26 GMT
#1
I am SUCH a raving idiot...
Here's the story... yesterday, my good friends and I were sipping Dom Perignon in a private room at An extremely exclusive NYC nightclub. Who should approach my table but a group of well-dressed, Very attractive women. Being the suave latin professional musician that I am, I managed to get all Eight of their phone numbers in short order. My two friends and I bought them all some more drinks, And mentally decided which ones we would each take home for the night. I selected a blonde with Heavenly legs, and a foxy redhead, and conveyed this discreetly to the other guys. Once we Understood each others intentions, my friends and I parted ways, girls in tow. After this point, my Giant miscalculation came into play. I had forgotten that my gorgeous Argentine girlfriend would be Eagerly awaiting me, having come home earlier in the day. She is fine with threesomes, but any more Does begin to worry her, so one of the girls would have to go home. Sadly, when I was forced to Inform them of this fact, they fought bitterly, shedding much of their clothing, and both went home. Crestfallen, I drove back to my $10 million mansion.
K guys, there's my story... Sucks, doesn't it?

****
Where'er you walk cool gales shall fan the glade
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
July 06 2010 04:27 GMT
#2
Sorry about your life
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 06 2010 04:29 GMT
#3
Nothing like some good satire .
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24676 Posts
July 06 2010 04:29 GMT
#4
You then wrote and awesome blog which received vote after vote of 5/5.

Ya I really have no idea what to say or what even motivated you to write this... maybe a bit too much of that Dom Perignon.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
July 06 2010 04:29 GMT
#5
lol
RumZ
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States956 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-06 04:31:05
July 06 2010 04:30 GMT
#6
This thread makes me facepalm and lol at the same time.


My real question is, did your girlfriend call you a 'pussy' after you got your picture taken with the other chick at 'disney world' while you typed away on the latter girl's laptop on teamliquid about it, from the same IP?

Edit: 5/5
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
July 06 2010 04:30 GMT
#7
This is the kind of thing I wish on people who cheese me on ICCup after I'm all rage-y. I guess I never really thought through how brutal it must be. Next time I will reconsider making such evil wishes.
HCastorp
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States388 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-06 04:31:46
July 06 2010 04:31 GMT
#8
pics or it didn't happen
CynanMachae
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Canada1459 Posts
July 06 2010 04:31 GMT
#9
rofl, good read
Jang Yoon Chul hwaiting!
tree.hugger
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
July 06 2010 04:33 GMT
#10
I'm assuming you want girl advice?
ModeratorEffOrt, Snow, GuMiho, and Team Liquid
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
July 06 2010 04:35 GMT
#11
Lol that story is a complete lie. If you were a latin professional musician, you'd be gay.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Ftrunkz
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Australia2474 Posts
July 06 2010 04:36 GMT
#12
ahahahaha, nice man, 5/5 .
@NvPinder on twitter | Member of Gamecom Nv | http://www.clan-ta.com | http://www.youtube.com/user/ftrunkz | http://www.twitchtv.com/xghpinder
Navi
Profile Joined November 2009
5286 Posts
July 06 2010 04:41 GMT
#13
HAHAH, I GETS IT
ITS FUNNY COS ITS NOT TRUE... AND IS THUS A BRAG BLGO !1!11

5/5

yeah, its not true because a girl that likes a threesome shouldn't have a problem with a foursome.
Hey! Listen!
InfiniteIce
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States794 Posts
July 06 2010 05:08 GMT
#14
On July 06 2010 13:41 Navi wrote:
HAHAH, I GETS IT
ITS FUNNY COS ITS NOT TRUE... AND IS THUS A BRAG BLGO !1!11

5/5

yeah, its not true because a girl that likes a threesome shouldn't have a problem with a foursome.


Well then it just becomes an orgy.
i keep going back to my response to chill's fake PM and laughing, then immediately getting a feeling that i assume i'd get if i had an orgasm and the girl said "hahaha guess what i have a dick" -FakeSteve
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21549 Posts
July 06 2010 05:19 GMT
#15
On July 06 2010 13:26 [NyC]HoBbes wrote:
I am SUCH a raving idiot...
Here's the story... yesterday, my good friends and I were sipping Dom Perignon in a private room at
An extremely exclusive NYC nightclub. Who should approach my table but a group of well-dressed,
Very attractive women. Being the suave latin professional musician that I am, I managed to get all
Eight of their phone numbers in short order. My two friends and I bought them all some more drinks,
And mentally decided which ones we would each take home for the night. I selected a blonde with
Heavenly legs, and a foxy redhead, and conveyed this discreetly to the other guys. Once we
Understood each others intentions, my friends and I parted ways, girls in tow. After this point, my
Giant miscalculation came into play. I had forgotten that my gorgeous Argentine girlfriend would be
Eagerly awaiting me, having come home earlier in the day. She is fine with threesomes, but any more
Does begin to worry her, so one of the girls would have to go home. Sadly, when I was forced to
Inform them of this fact, they fought bitterly, shedding much of their clothing, and both went home.
Crestfallen, I drove back to my $10 million mansion.
K guys, there's my story... Sucks, doesn't it?

I was wondering about those random capital letters...
Administrator
kainzero
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States5211 Posts
July 06 2010 05:21 GMT
#16
On July 06 2010 13:26 [NyC]HoBbes wrote:
My two friends and I bought them all some more drinks

This and this alone is how you can tell the blog is an obvious lie.

If they were such ballers, the women would be buying them drinks.
QuickStriker
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3694 Posts
July 06 2010 05:22 GMT
#17
Umm.. wow, I'm not sure what to say... but haha, thanks, this blog cheered me up a little. Hahaha.
www.twitch.tv/KoreanUsher
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
July 06 2010 05:23 GMT
#18
On July 06 2010 14:21 kainzero wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 06 2010 13:26 [NyC]HoBbes wrote:
My two friends and I bought them all some more drinks

This and this alone is how you can tell the blog is an obvious lie.

If they were such ballers, the women would be buying them drinks.

No, it's just that if he were truly a baller, he'd be out with his 50 friends.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 06 2010 05:25 GMT
#19
On July 06 2010 14:23 Jibba wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 06 2010 14:21 kainzero wrote:
On July 06 2010 13:26 [NyC]HoBbes wrote:
My two friends and I bought them all some more drinks

This and this alone is how you can tell the blog is an obvious lie.

If they were such ballers, the women would be buying them drinks.

No, it's just that if he were truly a baller, he'd be out with his 50 friends.


HEY MAN YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF ME LIKE THAT ITS TOTALLY NOT COOL LET ME GO BLOG ABOUT IT.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
July 06 2010 05:25 GMT
#20
hahahaha 10/5
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