Big Ridiculously Agonizing Gaffe - Page 2

On July 06 2010 14:21 kainzero wrote:

This and this alone is how you can tell the blog is an obvious lie.

If they were such ballers, the women would be buying them drinks.

On July 06 2010 14:23 Jibba wrote:

No, it's just that if he were truly a baller, he'd be out with his 50 friends.

On July 06 2010 13:26 [NyC]HoBbes wrote:
I am SUCH a raving idiot...
Here's the story... yesterday, my good friends and I were sipping Dom Perignon in a private room at
An extremely exclusive NYC nightclub. Who should approach my table but a group of well-dressed,
Very attractive women. Being the suave latin professional musician that I am, I managed to get all
Eight of their phone numbers in short order. My two friends and I bought them all some more drinks,
And mentally decided which ones we would each take home for the night. I selected a blonde with
Heavenly legs, and a foxy redhead, and conveyed this discreetly to the other guys. Once we
Understood each others intentions, my friends and I parted ways, girls in tow. After this point, my
Giant miscalculation came into play. I had forgotten that my gorgeous Argentine girlfriend would be
Eagerly awaiting me, having come home earlier in the day. She is fine with threesomes, but any more
Does begin to worry her, so one of the girls would have to go home. Sadly, when I was forced to
Inform them of this fact, they fought bitterly, shedding much of their clothing, and both went home.
Crestfallen, I drove back to my $10 million mansion.
K guys, there's my story... Sucks, doesn't it?