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anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
July 02 2010 07:15 GMT
#281
just when you think TL doesn't represent every nerd stereotype ever, there's 30 people vicariously fucking an anonymous asian girl via blog

^^
I_Love_Bacon
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5765 Posts
July 02 2010 07:22 GMT
#282
Just remember to only use 1 finger fora while. That way, after you throw down it seems huge.

Just a suggestion. Seriously though, the responses to this whole thing have amused me way more than it should have.
" i havent been playin sc2 but i woke up w/ a boner and i really had to pee... and my crisis management and micro was really something to behold. it inspired me to play some games today" -Liquid'Tyler
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 02 2010 07:31 GMT
#283
Remember Xero, If she says shes on the pill, shes a dirty liar!
And calculus..plz remember your calculus!
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
dogabutila
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1438 Posts
July 02 2010 07:32 GMT
#284
On July 02 2010 16:00 Mingeek wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 02 2010 15:22 Pokebunny wrote:
I'm guessing it's going in a good direction, but I doubt he gets her clothes off yet. I imagine they have fun, kissing/grinding if she decides to really show him she's into him else just more flirting. Then again, the hell do I know? I'm fucking 14 ;_;

Join the club

@Sean

Don't get yourself fucked over by trying to keep TL updated on everything



I can see it now.


*minji finishes getting changed*
"keke, like computers that much huh? what are you doing?"

"nothing I just.... wanted to read about some starcraft things!!"

"ohh any news on the beta? lemme see!"

*pushes sean out of the way*
"WHAT THE FUCK? YOU ARE BLOGGING ABOUT MEETING ME AND HOOKING UP WITH ME OMGOMG WTF!"
Baller Fanclub || CheAse Fanclub || Scarlett Fanclub || LJD FIGHTING!
Mingeek
Profile Joined March 2010
United States35 Posts
July 02 2010 07:34 GMT
#285
On July 02 2010 16:32 dogabutila wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 02 2010 16:00 Mingeek wrote:
On July 02 2010 15:22 Pokebunny wrote:
I'm guessing it's going in a good direction, but I doubt he gets her clothes off yet. I imagine they have fun, kissing/grinding if she decides to really show him she's into him else just more flirting. Then again, the hell do I know? I'm fucking 14 ;_;

Join the club

@Sean

Don't get yourself fucked over by trying to keep TL updated on everything



I can see it now.


*minji finishes getting changed*
"keke, like computers that much huh? what are you doing?"

"nothing I just.... wanted to read about some starcraft things!!"

"ohh any news on the beta? lemme see!"

*pushes sean out of the way*
"WHAT THE FUCK? YOU ARE BLOGGING ABOUT MEETING ME AND HOOKING UP WITH ME OMGOMG WTF!"

I was thinking more of the

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TAKING PICTURES OF ME HALF NAKED O_O"
and yet worse
"WHY THE HELL ARE THEY ON TEAM LIQUID???"
Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
July 02 2010 08:20 GMT
#286
On July 02 2010 14:50 c.Deadly wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 02 2010 14:39 Boblion wrote:
DO IT FOR TL


Seriously TL should sell their own line of condoms with this branded on the side of each one. The t-shirt looks pretty lonely in the TeamLiquid Store.


[image loading]

I'm following this thread with great interest
krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
July 02 2010 08:24 GMT
#287
--- Nuked ---
Humbug
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States264 Posts
July 02 2010 08:26 GMT
#288
Oh man, I have to admit I burst into laughter when I saw that picture *lol*

Best of luck Xero! (beasting it up more than I ever could)
What is an angel? Show me an angel and I shall paint one
Chesner
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Iceland817 Posts
July 02 2010 08:53 GMT
#289
wtf have I been reading and why do I find it so interesting O_______O

Anyways, xero you better keep us updated and update! ;D
ROFL at the condom, better keep the pony safe.
PENGUINS
ironchef
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Canada1350 Posts
July 02 2010 09:31 GMT
#290
xero.. more like hero amirite?
GL HF
“Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that it is beyond the powers of man; but if anything is within the powers and province of man, believe that it is within your own compass also.” - Marcus Aurelius
Avius
Profile Joined October 2007
Iraq1796 Posts
July 02 2010 12:16 GMT
#291
oh man this is the classic from zero to hero story

too bad i spent my 1337th post in the EVE Online thread... shoulda dedicated it to xero-the-hero

gl buddy
aka. Samael
Shizuru~
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Malaysia1676 Posts
July 02 2010 13:43 GMT
#292
On July 02 2010 17:20 Necosarius wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 02 2010 14:50 c.Deadly wrote:
On July 02 2010 14:39 Boblion wrote:
DO IT FOR TL


Seriously TL should sell their own line of condoms with this branded on the side of each one. The t-shirt looks pretty lonely in the TeamLiquid Store.


[image loading]

I'm following this thread with great interest



DO WANT!!!
TurboDreams
Profile Joined April 2009
United States427 Posts
July 02 2010 13:53 GMT
#293
Thats pretty amazing, I mean from talking to an absolute stranger to going clubbing with them the next day. Have fun XeRO and dont forget to update!
Music is the medicine of the mind || Kill a Zergling and a hundred more will take its place.
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
July 02 2010 15:10 GMT
#294
I just read every page of this blog seeing if I could somehow understand the context of what's going on here. All I know is Xero is trying to get with some 22 year old. After that all I can say is I believe in you young man~
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
July 02 2010 15:14 GMT
#295
I wake up and the first thing I do is f5 my iPod. I am dissapoint
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
TurboDreams
Profile Joined April 2009
United States427 Posts
July 02 2010 15:15 GMT
#296
On July 03 2010 00:14 Pokebunny wrote:
I wake up and the first thing I do is f5 my iPod. I am dissapoint

Isn't that a good thing? ;P
Music is the medicine of the mind || Kill a Zergling and a hundred more will take its place.
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
July 02 2010 15:17 GMT
#297
On July 03 2010 00:15 IcMp wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2010 00:14 Pokebunny wrote:
I wake up and the first thing I do is f5 my iPod. I am dissapoint

Isn't that a good thing? ;P

Hopefully... But atagfkgksh gdkckshcs
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
July 02 2010 15:23 GMT
#298
haha amazing blog.

no update... maybe back to her place for some hawt sex and now she is cooking him breakfast! haaa
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
July 02 2010 15:26 GMT
#299
Pokebunny is so invested in this blog because it gives him hope of landing some very cute girl via video games in the near future. As much as I believe in Xero I also believe in you pokebunny. Your love is out there and is probably playing pokemon right now as we speak!
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
July 02 2010 15:34 GMT
#300
On July 03 2010 00:26 tonight wrote:
Pokebunny is so invested in this blog because it gives him hope of landing some very cute girl via video games in the near future. As much as I believe in Xero I also believe in you pokebunny. Your love is out there and is probably playing pokemon right now as we speak!

All I can say is

-_-
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
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