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DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
June 28 2010 23:13 GMT
#21
On June 29 2010 07:43 Xenocide_Knight wrote:
translations


Show nested quote +
On June 29 2010 07:15 DreaM)XeRO wrote:
dear TL

Im currently in a PC ROOM in Koreatown , LA. I was curiously browsing TL (...) when i see this cute korean girl sit 2 seats from me. She promptly puts on headphones and CLICKS ON STAR!

I was minding my own business but ya know. when a cute girl is 6 ft from you, you're bound to stare a bit. SOO. what do i see? this cute cute OLDER GIRL playing 300 apm zerg. needless to say i shat myself a bit.

my jaw hit the floor as i watched her play. i think she was aware of me watching because after her game (she won) she looked at me and asked "..WAT YOU WANT!?"

I shake my head and point to the screen and answer
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME WITH ME!?!?"
she nods and logs into B.net west

we play one game on fighting spirit. i lost. badly
i asked her how long she played for. she said 8 years.
after her hour was up she got up, smiled to me and said "HAVE FUN SUCKING" and left


the basic gist of it

ahaha great translations
cw)minsean(ru
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
June 28 2010 23:17 GMT
#22
yea you should have asked for her number sean!!! why are you in LA btw?
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
June 28 2010 23:24 GMT
#23
you should have 4pool'd her, if you know what i mean.
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-28 23:39:20
June 28 2010 23:38 GMT
#24
On June 29 2010 08:17 Metal[x] wrote:
yea you should have asked for her number sean!!! why are you in LA btw?

graduation present !

On June 29 2010 08:24 jodogohoo wrote:
you should have 4pool'd her, if you know what i mean.

defiler? i barely know her :D
cw)minsean(ru
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
June 28 2010 23:46 GMT
#25
On June 29 2010 07:54 Z3kk wrote:
Holy SHIT man you should've asked for her number or something like that! Use your manly seduction skills. Or just beg to be taught or something.

YA YOU DUMB IDIOT! You should've asked for another starcraft game! or something! ANYTHING DUDE WTF. you never let a cute girl run away ^^
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-28 23:50:42
June 28 2010 23:50 GMT
#26
Holy shit man....you should have talked to her..

even if she was bm like that.
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
June 28 2010 23:54 GMT
#27
On June 29 2010 08:50 SilverSkyLark wrote:
Holy shit man....you should have talked to her..

even if she was bm like that.

nonon onononon she wasnt bm AT ALL!
cw)minsean(ru
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
June 28 2010 23:57 GMT
#28
On June 29 2010 08:38 DreaM)XeRO wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 29 2010 08:17 Metal[x] wrote:
yea you should have asked for her number sean!!! why are you in LA btw?

graduation present !

Show nested quote +
On June 29 2010 08:24 jodogohoo wrote:
you should have 4pool'd her, if you know what i mean.

defiler? i barely know her :D


Not seeing the problem here.
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
June 28 2010 23:59 GMT
#29
5/5 for the experience

1/5 for getting her number tisk tisk tisk
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
June 29 2010 00:07 GMT
#30
On June 29 2010 08:54 DreaM)XeRO wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 29 2010 08:50 SilverSkyLark wrote:
Holy shit man....you should have talked to her..

even if she was bm like that.

nonon onononon she wasnt bm AT ALL!

well she said "Have fun sucking."

Depends on the tone...well you could have cracked a joke or two or something..extend her time maybe?
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
FortuneSyn
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1826 Posts
June 29 2010 00:28 GMT
#31
unfortunately girls like that actually want someone that has nothing to do with what they do.
kaleidoscope
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Singapore2887 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-29 00:46:30
June 29 2010 00:41 GMT
#32
edit: lol alrdy done by so many in the thread
대지따라 돌린게 시간이다.. 흘러가고 돌아오지도 않고..
DarthThienAn
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2734 Posts
June 29 2010 00:53 GMT
#33
1. cute
2. korean
3. plays sc
= go for her.

Sounds like she was out of your league though (in both ways xD). You should go back there every day and find her. lol.
www.cstarleague.com | Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.
NuKedUFirst
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada3139 Posts
June 29 2010 00:56 GMT
#34
On June 29 2010 09:53 DarthThienAn wrote:
1. cute
2. korean
3. plays sc
= go for her.

Sounds like she was out of your league though (in both ways xD). You should go back there every day and find her. lol.

This^^, I mean seriously, no reason not to.
I guess this means you didn't put your marine in her bunker?
FrostedMiniWeet wrote: I like winning because it validates all the bloody time I waste playing SC2.
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
June 29 2010 00:59 GMT
#35
On June 29 2010 09:07 SilverSkyLark wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 29 2010 08:54 DreaM)XeRO wrote:
On June 29 2010 08:50 SilverSkyLark wrote:
Holy shit man....you should have talked to her..

even if she was bm like that.

nonon onononon she wasnt bm AT ALL!

well she said "Have fun sucking."

Depends on the tone...well you could have cracked a joke or two or something..extend her time maybe?


rofl
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
June 29 2010 01:20 GMT
#36
On June 29 2010 09:07 SilverSkyLark wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 29 2010 08:54 DreaM)XeRO wrote:
On June 29 2010 08:50 SilverSkyLark wrote:
Holy shit man....you should have talked to her..

even if she was bm like that.

nonon onononon she wasnt bm AT ALL!

well she said "Have fun sucking."

Depends on the tone...well you could have cracked a joke or two or something..extend her time maybe?

He was just taking the piss with the translations. The girl was very polite.

She probably thought he was a noob after she destroyed him though.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
June 29 2010 01:25 GMT
#37
On June 29 2010 09:56 NuKedUFirst wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 29 2010 09:53 DarthThienAn wrote:
1. cute
2. korean
3. plays sc
= go for her.

Sounds like she was out of your league though (in both ways xD). You should go back there every day and find her. lol.

This^^, I mean seriously, no reason not to.
I guess this means you didn't put your marine in her bunker?


It should be more of put that damn zergling in the nydus.
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
sYz-Adrenaline
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1850 Posts
June 29 2010 01:27 GMT
#38
Did you let her walk away ?
Can you feel the rush?
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10829 Posts
June 29 2010 01:42 GMT
#39
On June 29 2010 10:25 Licmyobelisk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 29 2010 09:56 NuKedUFirst wrote:
On June 29 2010 09:53 DarthThienAn wrote:
1. cute
2. korean
3. plays sc
= go for her.

Sounds like she was out of your league though (in both ways xD). You should go back there every day and find her. lol.

This^^, I mean seriously, no reason not to.
I guess this means you didn't put your marine in her bunker?


It should be more of put that damn zergling in the nydus.

bad starcraft jokes are the bane of this community
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3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
June 29 2010 01:53 GMT
#40
On June 29 2010 10:42 LosingID8 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 29 2010 10:25 Licmyobelisk wrote:
On June 29 2010 09:56 NuKedUFirst wrote:
On June 29 2010 09:53 DarthThienAn wrote:
1. cute
2. korean
3. plays sc
= go for her.

Sounds like she was out of your league though (in both ways xD). You should go back there every day and find her. lol.

This^^, I mean seriously, no reason not to.
I guess this means you didn't put your marine in her bunker?


It should be more of put that damn zergling in the nydus.

bad starcraft jokes are the bane of this community

So true.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
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