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decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20176 Posts
May 26 2010 07:36 GMT
#1
To the deer that decided it was a great idea to hop the median of I-96 near kensington circa 3 AM, FUCK YOU. You have ruined the fender, tire well, and driver door of a beautiful, new mustang and covered them with your guts and hair. As if that was not enough, it is now about as much fun to turn as scraping nails on a chalkboard when that chalkboard(my front left tire) could explode at any moment. I hope your neck was snapped rendering you paralyzed while you stare into the headlights of an 18 wheel semi truck running you over. Is it deer hunting season yet?

/rant. will try to take pictures later.

***
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
snotboogie
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia3550 Posts
May 26 2010 07:37 GMT
#2
Did you at least get a couple of good deer steaks out of it?

I wish there was deer meat here, I've never had it
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20176 Posts
May 26 2010 07:43 GMT
#3
On May 26 2010 16:37 snotboogie wrote:
Did you at least get a couple of good deer steaks out of it?

I wish there was deer meat here, I've never had it


Venison is very good. I did not stop to collect the remains as i was busy pulling over to stuff my fender into my truck and figuring out where the scraping sound was coming from.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
May 26 2010 07:43 GMT
#4
--- Nuked ---
eSen1a
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia1058 Posts
May 26 2010 07:44 GMT
#5
deer rip
SultanVinegar
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States372 Posts
May 26 2010 07:47 GMT
#6
yeah I hate it when deer run in front of your car
I'm a Flash man.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-26 07:51:24
May 26 2010 07:51 GMT
#7
fuck deer?

you're the one driving a mustang

how about fuck you, fag

User was temp banned for this post.
why so 진지해?
Terrakin
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1440 Posts
May 26 2010 07:56 GMT
#8
Deer are pests, even if they are cute
Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
May 26 2010 07:58 GMT
#9
This is a sad day for deers.
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
brokenSC
Profile Joined November 2009
United States84 Posts
May 26 2010 08:00 GMT
#10
at least you killed the bastard.
omgCRAZY
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada551 Posts
May 26 2010 08:02 GMT
#11
I hate deer too, had one jump out in front of me I slammed my breaks and swerved out of the way. Another time I was on the highway and saw a truck in front of me hit a deer. But damn they taste good.
THIS NEEDS FACE!
frogmelter
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States971 Posts
May 26 2010 08:05 GMT
#12
Hey at least it wasn't a zergling like in the SC cinematic

"Lester: Looks like you mashed some poor feller's dog, Sarge.
Humvee Seargent: That ain't no dog. It's a Zergling, Lester. Smaller attack Zerg. They shouldn't be out this far unless... oh shit.
[They turn around and see several more Zerg standing between them and the Hummvee]
Lester: I love you, Sarge. "
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ForTheSwarm
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States556 Posts
May 26 2010 08:07 GMT
#13
On May 26 2010 16:51 Rekrul wrote:
fuck deer?

you're the one driving a mustang

how about fuck you, fag


<3 Rekrul, lol
Whenever I see a dropship, my asshole tingles, because it knows whats coming... - TheAntZ
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20176 Posts
May 26 2010 08:10 GMT
#14
On May 26 2010 16:51 Rekrul wrote:
fuck deer?

you're the one driving a mustang

how about fuck you, fag


ah go fuck yourself. when i shit money i will buy a fucking awesome car. Until then i will take the extremely well priced lease cars i get through my dad.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
~ava
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada379 Posts
May 26 2010 08:10 GMT
#15
More sympathy for the deer; your car got in the way of nature.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
May 26 2010 08:12 GMT
#16
On May 26 2010 17:10 decafchicken wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 26 2010 16:51 Rekrul wrote:
fuck deer?

you're the one driving a mustang

how about fuck you, fag


ah go fuck yourself. when i shit money i will buy a fucking awesome car. Until then i will take the extremely well priced lease cars i get through my dad.


no need to make excuses, as long as you are aware of it then you're okay in my books
why so 진지해?
TommyGG
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States142 Posts
May 26 2010 08:13 GMT
#17
post pics of said deer gore!!
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
May 26 2010 08:14 GMT
#18
Oh man that sucks. I go to UM and am always worried about hitting dear due to my own late night driving. Hope you get your ride fixed up cheap. Good that you didn't get hurt in the process.

I'm going to be more cautious after reading this...
Thall
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Switzerland214 Posts
May 26 2010 08:15 GMT
#19
On May 26 2010 16:37 snotboogie wrote:
Did you at least get a couple of good deer steaks out of it?

I wish there was deer meat here, I've never had it


actually deers tastes more or less like kangaroo
This strategy is made of balls ! - Nick "Tasteless" Plott, during GSL cast
prototype.
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada4215 Posts
May 26 2010 08:16 GMT
#20
On May 26 2010 17:10 ~ava wrote:
More sympathy for the deer; your car got in the way of nature.

Just like how we're in the way of tornadoes and earthquakes.
( ・´ー・`)
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