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mmp
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2130 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 06:40:04
May 19 2010 06:38 GMT
#1
Yet another blog regarding food indulgence. This time I've got donuts, and lots of them. I've already eaten some (I won't say how many), but I'm not certain if I should stop.

We're not talking mini donuts, petite Krispy Kremes, or "popems." These are big wholesome disgusting donuts.

How many are too many in one sitting before I should call myself a fat slob? I avail myself of the internet's wisdom.
Poll: How many are too many?

3 (27)
 
33%

4 (16)
 
20%

2 (15)
 
19%

8+ (15)
 
19%

5 (6)
 
7%

6 (1)
 
1%

7 (1)
 
1%

81 total votes

Your vote: How many are too many?

(Vote): 2
(Vote): 3
(Vote): 4
(Vote): 5
(Vote): 6
(Vote): 7
(Vote): 8+



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Sadistx
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Zimbabwe5568 Posts
May 19 2010 06:40 GMT
#2
When she threatens to call the police?
Conquest101
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1395 Posts
May 19 2010 06:41 GMT
#3
Look down.

Can you see your feet?
If Yes, keep eating.
If No, stop eating.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
May 19 2010 06:42 GMT
#4
keep eating, you can never have enough donuts
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
May 19 2010 06:43 GMT
#5
5

wait no, 4.

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If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Two_DoWn
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States13684 Posts
May 19 2010 06:49 GMT
#6
Imma go 4, although the 3rd is where i get sick.
"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen courier?" "Dire or Radiant?"
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 06:51:43
May 19 2010 06:49 GMT
#7
Depends on the filling or frosting.

edit: Dont remember the last time I ate a donut.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
mmp
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2130 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 07:05:26
May 19 2010 06:50 GMT
#8
Just one more...

On May 19 2010 15:49 Two_DoWn wrote:
Imma go 4, although the 3rd is where i get sick.

Yeah I don't feel so great...

On May 19 2010 15:53 hellokitty[hk] wrote:
There is no 1/0 option?
Fatty!

Stop judging me, internet!
I (λ (foo) (and (<3 foo) ( T_T foo) (RAGE foo) )) Starcraft
hellokitty[hk]
Profile Joined June 2009
United States1309 Posts
May 19 2010 06:53 GMT
#9
There is no 1/0 option?
Fatty!
People are imbeciles, lucky thing god made cats.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
May 19 2010 06:57 GMT
#10
What's the worst thing that could happen to you by eating a lot of donuts?

Increase in weight and hyperactivity.

Stop eating them when your body doesn't like the feeling anymore.
QuothTheRaven
Profile Joined December 2008
United States5524 Posts
May 19 2010 07:02 GMT
#11
1 is too many, if you're actually concerned about health. Any number greater than 0 is just a rationalization that you deserve to have a treat for some arbitrary reason.
. . . nevermore
Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
May 19 2010 07:03 GMT
#12
On May 19 2010 15:38 mmp wrote:
How many are too many in one sitting before I should call myself a fat slob?


That would depend on how fat you are.
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
EchOne
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2906 Posts
May 19 2010 07:03 GMT
#13
For insane, loaded sweets like full scale donuts, my appetite usually completely vanishes after the 2nd one at most, even if I was hungry before. If you're somehow remaining hungry for donuts after an amount you feel may be a bit much, try drinking a lot while eating them or eating something else while eating them.
面白くない世の中, 面白くすればいいさ
hoborg
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States430 Posts
May 19 2010 07:11 GMT
#14
2 donuts is normal
3 donuts is max
4 donuts is pig disgusting
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mmp
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2130 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-19 07:16:56
May 19 2010 07:11 GMT
#15
On May 19 2010 16:02 QuothTheRaven wrote:
Any number greater than 0 is just a rationalization that you deserve to have a treat for some arbitrary reason.


omg you're right. I'm just poppin the sweet dough to forget about my guilt. OH THE SHAME

WHAT HAVE I DONE
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I (λ (foo) (and (<3 foo) ( T_T foo) (RAGE foo) )) Starcraft
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10829 Posts
May 19 2010 07:30 GMT
#16
i voted for 4 although i would probably feel sick eating the 4th one...
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Wings
Profile Joined January 2010
United States999 Posts
May 19 2010 08:48 GMT
#17
On May 19 2010 16:11 hoborg wrote:
2 donuts is normal
3 donuts is max
4 donuts is pig disgusting

completely agree with this

I always have cravings for the 2nd one, but by the 3rd one, my brain says why the hell did i ever even like donuts
The probability of Kim Carrier getting all those predictions wrong is similar to the probability Flash loses a TvT. Kim Carrier MUST BE a genius. His only big mistake... STORK.
[DUF]MethodMan
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany1716 Posts
May 19 2010 08:58 GMT
#18
wheres the "1" option? donuts are nasty shit
mmp
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2130 Posts
May 19 2010 10:02 GMT
#19
On May 19 2010 17:58 [DUF]MethodMan wrote:
wheres the "1" option? donuts are nasty shit


Your opinion is outside the domain of this poll. :p
I (λ (foo) (and (<3 foo) ( T_T foo) (RAGE foo) )) Starcraft
Antimage
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1293 Posts
May 19 2010 12:35 GMT
#20
you should have one donut with a drink like coffee or milk. And if you're still hungry afterward, follow it up with something else, you'll thank yourself later for that =)
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