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mmp
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2130 Posts
May 15 2010 04:09 GMT
#1
I had a package of 45 cookies but now there is only one left. I cannot buy any more cookies until tomorrow. I don't know what to do!

Poll: Eat it?

Eat it! (53)
 
74%

Don't eat it! (19)
 
26%

72 total votes

Your vote: Eat it?

(Vote): Eat it!
(Vote): Don't eat it!



***
I (λ (foo) (and (<3 foo) ( T_T foo) (RAGE foo) )) Starcraft
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
May 15 2010 04:10 GMT
#2
What kind of cookie is it?
Chrispy
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada5878 Posts
May 15 2010 04:11 GMT
#3
Well if you can get cookies tomorrow I say just go for it bro. Eat dat cookie.
Retvrn to Forvms
mmp
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2130 Posts
May 15 2010 04:11 GMT
#4
golden Oreo sandwich cookie. shortbread + cream.
I (λ (foo) (and (<3 foo) ( T_T foo) (RAGE foo) )) Starcraft
neSix
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States1772 Posts
May 15 2010 04:12 GMT
#5
what the fuck why would you not possibly eat it?
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-15 04:12:39
May 15 2010 04:12 GMT
#6
On May 15 2010 13:11 mmp wrote:
golden Oreo sandwich cookie. shortbread + cream.

Just eat it but savor it.
Ftrunkz
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Australia2474 Posts
May 15 2010 04:12 GMT
#7
holy jesus eat that shit man. eat it now. right now. stop reading. eat.


are you still reading... you should be eating.
@NvPinder on twitter | Member of Gamecom Nv | http://www.clan-ta.com | http://www.youtube.com/user/ftrunkz | http://www.twitchtv.com/xghpinder
Wi)nD
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada719 Posts
May 15 2010 04:14 GMT
#8
eat that cookie, just get more 2morrow
Icemind
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany570 Posts
May 15 2010 04:20 GMT
#9
If all options are too bad to be accepted, you have to change the options!
Meaning: Eat the cookie but aquire new ones in some other way. Some possibilities are:
a)Tell a guy who has cookies that there is a three headed monkey behind him, when he looks for it snatch his cookies and run away.
b) Convince someone you know to bake new cookies for you! (i do this with the girls living at my dorm all the time)
c) Call that friend of yours that you know to always have cookies. (Everyone should have a friend like that)

Hope i could help
keNNabis
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada159 Posts
May 15 2010 04:23 GMT
#10
i bet he already ate it.
I ARE VANCOUVER CANUCK
mmp
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2130 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-15 04:30:49
May 15 2010 04:25 GMT
#11
On May 15 2010 13:23 keNNabis wrote:
i bet he already ate it.


It's in my mouth.
I (λ (foo) (and (<3 foo) ( T_T foo) (RAGE foo) )) Starcraft
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
May 15 2010 04:45 GMT
#12
DONT CHEW IT FUCKK
Each day gets better : )
Always
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States376 Posts
May 15 2010 04:48 GMT
#13
i don't get what not eating it would do....

DON'T EAT IT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
"Do unto others 20% better than you would expect them to do unto you, to correct for subjective error." - Linus Pauling
mmp
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2130 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-15 05:01:43
May 15 2010 04:56 GMT
#14
All gone... I regret it already. TT
I (λ (foo) (and (<3 foo) ( T_T foo) (RAGE foo) )) Starcraft
Terranlisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Singapore1404 Posts
May 15 2010 05:02 GMT
#15
You monster! What have you done...
aka myheronoob
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
May 15 2010 05:08 GMT
#16
On May 15 2010 14:02 MyHeroNoob wrote:
You monster! What have you done...

You cookie monster!! [image loading]
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
May 15 2010 05:21 GMT
#17
can i have the crumbs
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
rotinegg
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1719 Posts
May 15 2010 05:23 GMT
#18
lol this blog is so funny for some reason
Translator
Rambling.
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada314 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-15 05:47:09
May 15 2010 05:44 GMT
#19
+ Show Spoiler +
An unfortunate person is one who tries to fart but shits instead
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-15 05:50:09
May 15 2010 05:48 GMT
#20
obv plant a cookie tree with it

invest in your future

Edit: I'm too late. You liquidated your assets too quickly, friend.
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