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http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=124968
Goddamn StarCraft. What a terrible game. When I was a kid all the other boys were obsessed with it, but I managed to avoid playing it most of the time so I could do fun stuff like play basketball instead.
Now that I'm grown up, I somehow find myself having to play StarCraft every week, and I really dislike it. Everything moves around randomly, I can barely even remember who's supposed to be on my team and who isn't because there's no formation or anything, and my main goal is to avoid getting killed by the terran ball.
There's no strategy. Whenever you have units, you have 3 options:
1) push your opponent. This can be good if you're using the retarded flash style where a sieged tank is twice as good as a regular tank, but we usually just use the system where every tank does the same amount of damage. So, this is a bad idea.
2) charge forward and make a contain. This is the recommended strategy. For some reason it's legal to just run straight forward, and if anyone gets in your way you can just push them over. In fact, sometimes it even counts as a bad situation for the defender. If your units weigh a lot you'll have a big advantage.
3) Sit in your base and macro. This doesn't do anything, it just delays the game a bit, but at least it'll look like you're doing something and it makes you feel like you're part of a team, instead of just a bunch of 1 on 1 encounters.
speaking of 1 on 1 encounters, the "army on army" defense system pretty much guarantees that, if you're matched up with someone better than you, they're going to be kicking your ass over and over again, througout the entire game. No one can help you, you can't change strategy or anything, you're just going to get owned for 9 minutes. Have fun.
The best thing you can do to help your game is to be korean. Korean players have such a ridiculous advantage. They'll have the first chance to get all the units, and they always have better positioning. Trying to defend against someone more Korean than you is a waste of time- you can macro as much as you want and they'll just casually demolish you, not even noticing that you're trying to defend against them.
When are other people going to realize that this game sucks.
 
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TBH Starcraft is THE best RTS. every game ive played all the units of each faction were basically the same just diff colour/look. Starcraft how ever ha completely difference units for each race all with great advantages and disadvananges that can be counterd.why i love this game
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On May 12 2010 19:00 DonkeyPunch wrote:
TBH Starcraft is THE best RTS. every game ive played all the units of each faction were basically the same just diff colour/look. Starcraft how ever ha completely difference units for each race all with great advantages and disadvananges that can be counterd.why i love this game
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On May 12 2010 18:56 dethrawr wrote: When I was a kid all the other boys were obsessed with it, but I managed to avoid playing it most of the time so I could do fun stuff like play basketball instead.
buddy holy crap,this sounds soo wrong ;P
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On May 12 2010 19:00 DonkeyPunch wrote:
TBH Starcraft is THE best RTS. every game ive played all the units of each faction were basically the same just diff colour/look. Starcraft how ever ha completely difference units for each race all with great advantages and disadvananges that can be counterd.why i love this game
Quoted.
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Rofl, couldn't stop laughing, especially at the last paragraph
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I was gonna post "I saw what you did there" but meh, well played sir.
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On May 12 2010 19:13 Gyabo wrote:
Rofl, couldn't stop laughing, especially at the last paragraph
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I was expecting another "I hate Starcraft 2" blog but this is great.
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It's not witty he just likes basketball and wants to get back at this kid  silly deth
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On May 12 2010 19:29 deL wrote:It's not witty he just likes basketball and wants to get back at this kid silly deth
Actually i hate basketball and i want to get back at this kid because I think that his post was retarded.
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Some people did rate this less than 5/5, damn those
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hahaha oh my god you're so witty. You took my post and replaced all the basketball words with starcraft words. Too bad none of my complaints make sense in this context. For example, I guarantee that you were never constantly peer pressured to play on a starcraft despite being bad at it..
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On May 12 2010 19:38 Luddite wrote:
hahaha oh my god you're so witty. You took my post and replaced all the basketball words with starcraft words. Too bad none of my complaints make sense in this context. For example, I guarantee that you were never constantly peer pressured to play on a starcraft despite being bad at it..
but... but... your complaints didnt make sense originally either!
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On May 12 2010 19:44 538 wrote:Show nested quote +On May 12 2010 19:38 Luddite wrote:
hahaha oh my god you're so witty. You took my post and replaced all the basketball words with starcraft words. Too bad none of my complaints make sense in this context. For example, I guarantee that you were never constantly peer pressured to play on a starcraft despite being bad at it.. but... but... your complaints didnt make sense originally either!
what are you talking about, I offered a perfectly objective summary of the game of basketball. That's exactly what it's like for 99% of people trying to play the game without any training.
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On May 12 2010 19:38 Luddite wrote:
...basketball... For example, I guarantee that you were never constantly peer pressured to play on a starcraft despite being bad at it..
peer pressured into playing basketball? have you no backbone?
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On May 12 2010 19:46 Luddite wrote:Show nested quote +On May 12 2010 19:44 538 wrote:On May 12 2010 19:38 Luddite wrote:
hahaha oh my god you're so witty. You took my post and replaced all the basketball words with starcraft words. Too bad none of my complaints make sense in this context. For example, I guarantee that you were never constantly peer pressured to play on a starcraft despite being bad at it.. but... but... your complaints didnt make sense originally either! what are you talking about, I offered a perfectly objective summary of the game of basketball. That's exactly what it's like for 99% of people trying to play the game without any training.
Stop trolling unless you are serious and don't realize you are mostly wrong in everything you said about basketball. It just feels that way when you are put in a ridiculous situation where you're getting crushed.
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On May 12 2010 19:48 micronesia wrote:Show nested quote +On May 12 2010 19:46 Luddite wrote:On May 12 2010 19:44 538 wrote:On May 12 2010 19:38 Luddite wrote:
hahaha oh my god you're so witty. You took my post and replaced all the basketball words with starcraft words. Too bad none of my complaints make sense in this context. For example, I guarantee that you were never constantly peer pressured to play on a starcraft despite being bad at it.. but... but... your complaints didnt make sense originally either! what are you talking about, I offered a perfectly objective summary of the game of basketball. That's exactly what it's like for 99% of people trying to play the game without any training. Stop trolling unless you are serious and don't realize you are mostly wrong in everything you said about basketball. It just feels that way when you are put in a ridiculous situation where you're getting crushed.
I'm like... half serious? I mean, I'm aware that a lot of people really love basketball. I'm just trying to explain what it feels like to me, and I imagine a lot of other people feel the same way. I'm surprised everyone is so offended. "Oh my god, he doesn't like BASKETBALL????" blasphemy!
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no one is offended by you not liking basketball. the offense is generated by your terrible post about it
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On May 12 2010 19:52 MamiyaOtaru wrote:
no one is offended by you not liking basketball. the offense is generated by your terrible post about it
100% this. As i said, I don't like basketball, but i don't go out of my way to make a post like yours about it
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On May 12 2010 19:51 Luddite wrote:Show nested quote +On May 12 2010 19:48 micronesia wrote:On May 12 2010 19:46 Luddite wrote:On May 12 2010 19:44 538 wrote:On May 12 2010 19:38 Luddite wrote:
hahaha oh my god you're so witty. You took my post and replaced all the basketball words with starcraft words. Too bad none of my complaints make sense in this context. For example, I guarantee that you were never constantly peer pressured to play on a starcraft despite being bad at it.. but... but... your complaints didnt make sense originally either! what are you talking about, I offered a perfectly objective summary of the game of basketball. That's exactly what it's like for 99% of people trying to play the game without any training. Stop trolling unless you are serious and don't realize you are mostly wrong in everything you said about basketball. It just feels that way when you are put in a ridiculous situation where you're getting crushed. I'm like... half serious? I mean, I'm aware that a lot of people really love basketball. I'm just trying to explain what it feels like to me, and I imagine a lot of other people feel the same way. I'm surprised everyone is so offended. "Oh my god, he doesn't like BASKETBALL????" blasphemy!
Such a bad troll -___-
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Lmao, allmost just 1/5'ed it and left :D
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Yeah, good try, but this doesn't really make sense lol.
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troll?
edit: lol i clicked the link
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Seriously wrong
Its like saying all you need in basketball is to be tall
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People are registering just to refute his post lol.
Actually I think the above post is too good to be true. ahahaaha
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hahaha. yeah. basketball is WAY more fun.. speaking of which i'm actually going out to play some now rather than staying at home and playing starcraft!
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On May 12 2010 20:57 supercerealguy wrote:
Seriously wrong
Its like saying all you need in basketball is to be tall
nice one!
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This is the lamest blog I've skimmed in months. Seriously.
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On May 12 2010 19:00 DonkeyPunch wrote:
TBH Starcraft is THE best RTS. every game ive played all the units of each faction were basically the same just diff colour/look. Starcraft how ever ha completely difference units for each race all with great advantages and disadvananges that can be counterd.why i love this game
LOL 5/5
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On May 12 2010 22:13 Biochemist wrote:
This is the lamest blog I've skimmed in months. Seriously.
Did you click the link? I recommend you doing so.
Don't judge the book if you did not read it completely.
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On May 12 2010 22:46 NicksonReyes wrote:Show nested quote +On May 12 2010 22:13 Biochemist wrote:
This is the lamest blog I've skimmed in months. Seriously. Did you click the link? I recommend you doing so. Don't judge the book if you did not read it completely.
There's no need for the link when the other one is directly below. This has been done before, I found it funny the first time but now... not so much.
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On May 12 2010 22:46 NicksonReyes wrote:Show nested quote +On May 12 2010 22:13 Biochemist wrote:
This is the lamest blog I've skimmed in months. Seriously. Did you click the link? I recommend you doing so. Don't judge the book if you did not read it completely.
That's what made it so lame. Did YOU click the link?
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obviously you have no sense of humor.
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On May 12 2010 23:18 Hypnotikdel wrote:
obviously you have no sense of humor.
Maybe I just require something a little more witty than mindlessly transposing someone else's post into a new context whereupon it makes no sense at all to make me laugh.
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I would sig the entire blog if I could.
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"Trying to defend against someone more Korean than you is a waste of time"
Thats the best line imo.
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cute 
5/5 nice troll
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lol nerdrage good spoof
5/5
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i knew something was up when i saw the two titles in the blogs section
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On May 12 2010 18:56 dethrawr wrote:
Trying to defend against someone more Korean than you is a waste of time-
Buckets, no. RIVERS.
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On May 12 2010 18:59 randomKo_Orean wrote:
i was about to say WTF then i realized that you are some witty fucker :D!
5/5
idiots are gonna 1/5 your post though
Yup same story. I was like "troll alert" when i saw the thread title but when I read it it made sense.
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On May 13 2010 01:05 FlameSworD wrote:
korean part is true tho
koreans are imba  !, lol nice blog 5/5.
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Fawk, im not korean at all... Ima lose massively in this game.
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The korean part made this whole blog worth it, although I'm sure a lot of the Protoss players loved the whole bit about tanks.
My favorite tho,
Trying to defend against someone more Korean than you is a waste of time- you can macro as much as you want and they'll just casually demolish you, not even noticing that you're trying to defend against them.
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On May 12 2010 20:58 Reason wrote:
People are registering just to refute his post lol.
Actually I think the above post is too good to be true. ahahaaha
I know this is just plain hilarious! lets have a for the best reason for registering ever!
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"So you're basically saying that better players are beating you?"
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Lol personally I find this absolutely ironic considering my friend and I have an inside joke where we switch the words basketball and starcraft in all of our sentences since our other friends find it strange that I practice for Starcraft
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Haha, getting destroyed on ICCup I see.
I used to not really like it but unfortunately if you go to college in the US it's one of those games that everyone plays... like Halo 3 in everywhere else or Warcraft 3 in China or Pong if you're 40+ years old. It took me awhile to get "decent" but once you find your "style" and work on it it can be pretty fun and entertaining.
If you're interested in getting good at the game and trying to find out how to have fun, I suggest you find your strengths first. When I first started I realized I really sucked at the 3 things Starcraft seems to be about: micro, macro and scouting... but eventually I realized that you don't have to be good at all 3 to play your part.
But I did find my strengths eventually, which is APM and some sort of decent micro (I use to play Warcraft 3 so I have pretty good micro). Since I'm usually the faster guy in the game I generally play Destination, and have the APM to follow most Koreans. So even though I can't play a decent macro game or even play decently into the midgame, I generally don't have to since I'm usually going 2 gate proxy every game.
So yea, I suggest you start off by being mainly a Protoss player, since that's a lot easier to be good at. Spam your hotkeys a lot and keep your gateways producing zealots (if you're playing 1v1). Keep him distracted by chatting and when he scouts your proxy just call him gay. A good trick against ppl more Korean than you is to block your ramp with probes (without being like Bisu of course). If you do it right then you can block their vision of your main which significantly messes up their scouting.
In the game try to do the "little" things like manner pylons (and gateways afterwards), and if you're too white to have high APM, then just hold down a hotkey instead (put your finger on the 1 key and keep it there, so that you have 600 APM and look gosu) If you do go up for the longer game but know you're going to get out-macroed, use the fast nexus strategy instead. If you're playing PvT chances are your opponent will rage, so he'll try to all-in you and you can win by building dragoons.
There's always SOMETHING a player can do in Starcraft. Sure being more Korean and having higher APM generally has its advantages, but whiter guys have their own weapons (but that generally requires good micro skills) like sending your fifth probe out and building gateways inside his main.
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Since when was playing mad libs "brilliant troll?"
Especially since he linked to the source, so it's not even a troll...?
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On May 13 2010 10:42 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
Since when was playing mad libs "brilliant troll?"
Especially since he linked to the source, so it's not even a troll...?
If you flame someone these days: you're trolling
If you act civil and try to argue your opinion: you're trolling
If you try to parody someones bad post: you're trolling
People have lost the meaning, sadly.
Also, Rostam your post made me smile 
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On May 13 2010 10:47 dethrawr wrote:Show nested quote +On May 13 2010 10:42 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
Since when was playing mad libs "brilliant troll?"
Especially since he linked to the source, so it's not even a troll...? If you flame someone these days: you're trolling If you act civil and try to argue your opinion: you're trolling If you try to parody someones bad post: you're trolling People have lost the meaning, sadly. Also, Rostam your post made me smile
^ Troll post imo.
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LMAO is like everything just fits perfectly
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On May 12 2010 19:46 Luddite wrote:Show nested quote +On May 12 2010 19:44 538 wrote:On May 12 2010 19:38 Luddite wrote:
hahaha oh my god you're so witty. You took my post and replaced all the basketball words with starcraft words. Too bad none of my complaints make sense in this context. For example, I guarantee that you were never constantly peer pressured to play on a starcraft despite being bad at it.. but... but... your complaints didnt make sense originally either! what are you talking about, I offered a perfectly objective summary of the game of basketball. That's exactly what it's like for 99% of people trying to play the game without any training.
I don't think you have an understanding of the meaning of the word "objective".
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On May 13 2010 10:34 Rostam wrote:
Haha, getting destroyed on ICCup I see.
I used to not really like it but unfortunately if you go to college in the US it's one of those games that everyone plays... like Halo 3 in everywhere else or Warcraft 3 in China or Pong if you're 40+ years old. It took me awhile to get "decent" but once you find your "style" and work on it it can be pretty fun and entertaining.
If you're interested in getting good at the game and trying to find out how to have fun, I suggest you find your strengths first. When I first started I realized I really sucked at the 3 things Starcraft seems to be about: micro, macro and scouting... but eventually I realized that you don't have to be good at all 3 to play your part.
But I did find my strengths eventually, which is APM and some sort of decent micro (I use to play Warcraft 3 so I have pretty good micro). Since I'm usually the faster guy in the game I generally play Destination, and have the APM to follow most Koreans. So even though I can't play a decent macro game or even play decently into the midgame, I generally don't have to since I'm usually going 2 gate proxy every game.
So yea, I suggest you start off by being mainly a Protoss player, since that's a lot easier to be good at. Spam your hotkeys a lot and keep your gateways producing zealots (if you're playing 1v1). Keep him distracted by chatting and when he scouts your proxy just call him gay. A good trick against ppl more Korean than you is to block your ramp with probes (without being like Bisu of course). If you do it right then you can block their vision of your main which significantly messes up their scouting.
In the game try to do the "little" things like manner pylons (and gateways afterwards), and if you're too white to have high APM, then just hold down a hotkey instead (put your finger on the 1 key and keep it there, so that you have 600 APM and look gosu) If you do go up for the longer game but know you're going to get out-macroed, use the fast nexus strategy instead. If you're playing PvT chances are your opponent will rage, so he'll try to all-in you and you can win by building dragoons.
There's always SOMETHING a player can do in Starcraft. Sure being more Korean and having higher APM generally has its advantages, but whiter guys have their own weapons (but that generally requires good micro skills) like sending your fifth probe out and building gateways inside his main.
didn't read what I'm quoting but ROFL
EDIT: Okay, now I did but I'm still laughing.
EDIT2: OMG didn't see that comment in the other thread ROFL ROFL ROFL
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Hey guys you know what I think Teamliquid sucks since start of SC2 and is now full of trolls.
+ Show Spoiler +dethrawr: Making fun of somebody. TROLL.randomKo_Orean: Excessive usage of and his first post - specifically "idiots are gonna 1/5 your post though" establish justification for him to humiliate not really savvy posters later on. TROLL.DonkeyPunch: Potentially deliberate misuse of capitalization and grammar to reinforce idea of idiocy, wanting people to troll him. Then he posts (Y) next. TROLL.Reason: Does nothing but lolling at others. TROLL.TheAntZ: No content but smily, trying to start smily bandwagon to humiliate DonkeyPunch?!?! TROLL.Atinho: Inflammatory post suggesting that nerds are inferior to, and smaller in population, than jocks. TROLL.LunarDestiny: Nothing but mere quote to humilate DonkeyPunch. His sig "1+1=10" is also elaborate troll attempt to incite Math Nazis. TROLL.Gyabo: He laughs at the OP, suggesting everything but his last paragraph is so laugh-worthily bad! TROLL.SilverSkyLark: He indirectly posts "I saw what you did there" without actually doing so, cowardly stab against OP. TROLL.HopLight: The number of 'ha' in his post are four, unlucky number associated with death in Korea! How dare does he curse us all?! TROLL.Ozarugold: Posts nothing but mere "Rofl". He is definitely hoping someone will call out on him for meaningless spamming, whichupon he is probably planning to argue addition of "~" distinguishes his post from last of one liners, starting massive flamewar on definition of one-liner. TROLL.Garnet: Fail attempt to start Starcraft 2 hate and derail the thread. Why would you think Starcraft 2 while the number "2" is so obviously lacking from the title? TROLL.deL: He suggests OP was not motivated by humour, but pro-Basketball hatred against Luddite! Successfully trolls dethrawr since he sarcastically replies On May 12 2010 19:31 dethrawr wrote:
Actually i hate basketball and i want to get back at this kid because I think that his post was retarded. TROLL.Tuke: Unjustly swears at those who did not vote 5/5, expressing his idea that freedom of speech is unnecessary. Possibly randomKo_Orean alt account? TROLL.Luddite: Dogmatic defense of basketball spite all others bring up legitimate arguments against him. Perfectly examplar behaviour of- TROLL.538: What are you saying Luddite's argument is completely senseless? Obvious attempt to bait Luddite. TROLL.MamiyaOtaru: Astounding statement that everyone who does not dare integrate themselves into society is not manly enough, definitely posing as anarchist and sexist in this statement. It is edited too! I wonder how provocative was his original post? TROLL.Corrupt: He deliberately mispronoucnes LOL, hoping that someone will point it out so he can start fight with him. TROLL.Micronesia: Abuses and ridicules opinion of the community member exploiting his position as veteran (>10000 posts, carrier icon.) Rekrul wanna-be TROLL.writer22816: The wise man only sees wise man in others, idiots only sees idiot in others, and troll only sees in troll in others. True old Chinese saying. TROLL.Iplaythings: Written in way to confuse it's meaning (I 1/5'd it but I really didn't!). His sig "Liquibetted Stats over Jaedong." clear attempt to draw out hardcore Jaedong fans. TROLL.supercerealguy: Only 1 post? OMG TDOT TROLL.Kenpachi: Ozarugold alt account. When no one responds to his troll attempt, he removes "~" and makes his post pure "rofl" to leave him more open to attack. TROLL.Biochemist: This is 'OMG I am so morally superior to you don't laugh at humorous post demeaning other people guys' gambit. Very effective. TROLL.EsX_Raptor: He is planning to sig this entire blog sooner or later, you mark my words. Then when his huge sig (255 words) start to bother people he will flame them calling that sig is his right. TROLL.zOrK: OMG low post count member making racially controversial comment?! TROLL.rest of them: All alt accounts spamming this thread so I have difficulty completing my exposal of their troll-ness. TROLLS.
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On May 13 2010 22:27 Hesmyrr wrote:Hey guys you know what I think Teamliquid sucks since start of SC2 and is now full of trolls. + Show Spoiler +dethrawr: Making fun of somebody. TROLL.randomKo_Orean: Excessive usage of and his first post - specifically "idiots are gonna 1/5 your post though" establish justification for him to humiliate not really savvy posters later on. TROLL.DonkeyPunch: Potentially deliberate misuse of capitalization and grammar to reinforce idea of idiocy, wanting people to troll him. Then he posts (Y) next. TROLL.Reason: Does nothing but lolling at others. TROLL.TheAntZ: No content but smily, trying to start smily bandwagon to humiliate DonkeyPunch?!?! TROLL.Atinho: Inflammatory post suggesting that nerds are inferior to, and smaller in population, than jocks. TROLL.LunarDestiny: Nothing but mere quote to humilate DonkeyPunch. His sig "1+1=10" is also elaborate troll attempt to incite Math Nazis. TROLL.Gyabo: He laughs at the OP, suggesting everything but his last paragraph is so laugh-worthily bad! TROLL.SilverSkyLark: He indirectly posts "I saw what you did there" without actually doing so, cowardly stab against OP. TROLL.HopLight: The number of 'ha' in his post are four, unlucky number associated with death in Korea! How dare does he curse us all?! TROLL.Ozarugold: Posts nothing but mere "Rofl". He is definitely hoping someone will call out on him for meaningless spamming, whichupon he is probably planning to argue addition of "~" distinguishes his post from last of one liners, starting massive flamewar on definition of one-liner. TROLL.Garnet: Fail attempt to start Starcraft 2 hate and derail the thread. Why would you think Starcraft 2 while the number "2" is so obviously lacking from the title? TROLL.deL: He suggests OP was not motivated by humour, but pro-Basketball hatred against Luddite! Successfully trolls dethrawr since he sarcastically replies On May 12 2010 19:31 dethrawr wrote:
Actually i hate basketball and i want to get back at this kid because I think that his post was retarded. TROLL.Tuke: Unjustly swears at those who did not vote 5/5, expressing his idea that freedom of speech is unnecessary. Possibly randomKo_Orean alt account? TROLL.Luddite: Dogmatic defense of basketball spite all others bring up legitimate arguments against him. Perfectly examplar behaviour of- TROLL.538: What are you saying Luddite's argument is completely senseless? Obvious attempt to bait Luddite. TROLL.MamiyaOtaru: Astounding statement that everyone who does not dare integrate themselves into society is not manly enough, definitely posing as anarchist and sexist in this statement. It is edited too! I wonder how provocative was his original post? TROLL.Corrupt: He deliberately mispronoucnes LOL, hoping that someone will point it out so he can start fight with him. TROLL.Micronesia: Abuses and ridicules opinion of the community member exploiting his position as veteran (>10000 posts, carrier icon.) Rekrul wanna-be TROLL.writer22816: The wise man only sees wise man in others, idiots only sees idiot in others, and troll only sees in troll in others. True old Chinese saying. TROLL.Iplaythings: Written in way to confuse it's meaning (I 1/5'd it but I really didn't!). His sig "Liquibetted Stats over Jaedong." clear attempt to draw out hardcore Jaedong fans. TROLL.supercerealguy: Only 1 post? OMG TDOT TROLL.Kenpachi: Ozarugold alt account. When no one responds to his troll attempt, he removes "~" and makes his post pure "rofl" to leave him more open to attack. TROLL.Biochemist: This is 'OMG I am so morally superior to you don't laugh at humorous post demeaning other people guys' gambit. Very effective. TROLL.EsX_Raptor: He is planning to sig this entire blog sooner or later, you mark my words. Then when his huge sig (255 words) start to bother people he will flame them calling that sig is his right. TROLL.zOrK: OMG low post count member making racially controversial comment?! TROLL.rest of them: All alt accounts spamming this thread so I have difficulty completing my exposal of their troll-ness. TROLLS.
Hesmyrr: Points a finger at everyone whom he perceives as trolls. TROLL.
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On May 13 2010 22:27 Hesmyrr wrote:Hey guys you know what I think Teamliquid sucks since start of SC2 and is now full of trolls. + Show Spoiler +dethrawr: Making fun of somebody. TROLL.randomKo_Orean: Excessive usage of and his first post - specifically "idiots are gonna 1/5 your post though" establish justification for him to humiliate not really savvy posters later on. TROLL.DonkeyPunch: Potentially deliberate misuse of capitalization and grammar to reinforce idea of idiocy, wanting people to troll him. Then he posts (Y) next. TROLL.Reason: Does nothing but lolling at others. TROLL.TheAntZ: No content but smily, trying to start smily bandwagon to humiliate DonkeyPunch?!?! TROLL.Atinho: Inflammatory post suggesting that nerds are inferior to, and smaller in population, than jocks. TROLL.LunarDestiny: Nothing but mere quote to humilate DonkeyPunch. His sig "1+1=10" is also elaborate troll attempt to incite Math Nazis. TROLL.Gyabo: He laughs at the OP, suggesting everything but his last paragraph is so laugh-worthily bad! TROLL.SilverSkyLark: He indirectly posts "I saw what you did there" without actually doing so, cowardly stab against OP. TROLL.HopLight: The number of 'ha' in his post are four, unlucky number associated with death in Korea! How dare does he curse us all?! TROLL.Ozarugold: Posts nothing but mere "Rofl". He is definitely hoping someone will call out on him for meaningless spamming, whichupon he is probably planning to argue addition of "~" distinguishes his post from last of one liners, starting massive flamewar on definition of one-liner. TROLL.Garnet: Fail attempt to start Starcraft 2 hate and derail the thread. Why would you think Starcraft 2 while the number "2" is so obviously lacking from the title? TROLL.deL: He suggests OP was not motivated by humour, but pro-Basketball hatred against Luddite! Successfully trolls dethrawr since he sarcastically replies On May 12 2010 19:31 dethrawr wrote:
Actually i hate basketball and i want to get back at this kid because I think that his post was retarded. TROLL.Tuke: Unjustly swears at those who did not vote 5/5, expressing his idea that freedom of speech is unnecessary. Possibly randomKo_Orean alt account? TROLL.Luddite: Dogmatic defense of basketball spite all others bring up legitimate arguments against him. Perfectly examplar behaviour of- TROLL.538: What are you saying Luddite's argument is completely senseless? Obvious attempt to bait Luddite. TROLL.MamiyaOtaru: Astounding statement that everyone who does not dare integrate themselves into society is not manly enough, definitely posing as anarchist and sexist in this statement. It is edited too! I wonder how provocative was his original post? TROLL.Corrupt: He deliberately mispronoucnes LOL, hoping that someone will point it out so he can start fight with him. TROLL.Micronesia: Abuses and ridicules opinion of the community member exploiting his position as veteran (>10000 posts, carrier icon.) Rekrul wanna-be TROLL.writer22816: The wise man only sees wise man in others, idiots only sees idiot in others, and troll only sees in troll in others. True old Chinese saying. TROLL.Iplaythings: Written in way to confuse it's meaning (I 1/5'd it but I really didn't!). His sig "Liquibetted Stats over Jaedong." clear attempt to draw out hardcore Jaedong fans. TROLL.supercerealguy: Only 1 post? OMG TDOT TROLL.Kenpachi: Ozarugold alt account. When no one responds to his troll attempt, he removes "~" and makes his post pure "rofl" to leave him more open to attack. TROLL.Biochemist: This is 'OMG I am so morally superior to you don't laugh at humorous post demeaning other people guys' gambit. Very effective. TROLL.EsX_Raptor: He is planning to sig this entire blog sooner or later, you mark my words. Then when his huge sig (255 words) start to bother people he will flame them calling that sig is his right. TROLL.zOrK: OMG low post count member making racially controversial comment?! TROLL.rest of them: All alt accounts spamming this thread so I have difficulty completing my exposal of their troll-ness. TROLLS.
Oh snap! Kenpachi they're onto us...I mean me...I mean Rofl~
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rofl i got to the korean paragraph and then it was 10/5
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On May 13 2010 22:27 Hesmyrr wrote:Hey guys you know what I think Teamliquid sucks since start of SC2 and is now full of trolls. + Show Spoiler +dethrawr: Making fun of somebody. TROLL.randomKo_Orean: Excessive usage of and his first post - specifically "idiots are gonna 1/5 your post though" establish justification for him to humiliate not really savvy posters later on. TROLL.DonkeyPunch: Potentially deliberate misuse of capitalization and grammar to reinforce idea of idiocy, wanting people to troll him. Then he posts (Y) next. TROLL.Reason: Does nothing but lolling at others. TROLL.TheAntZ: No content but smily, trying to start smily bandwagon to humiliate DonkeyPunch?!?! TROLL.Atinho: Inflammatory post suggesting that nerds are inferior to, and smaller in population, than jocks. TROLL.LunarDestiny: Nothing but mere quote to humilate DonkeyPunch. His sig "1+1=10" is also elaborate troll attempt to incite Math Nazis. TROLL.Gyabo: He laughs at the OP, suggesting everything but his last paragraph is so laugh-worthily bad! TROLL.SilverSkyLark: He indirectly posts "I saw what you did there" without actually doing so, cowardly stab against OP. TROLL.HopLight: The number of 'ha' in his post are four, unlucky number associated with death in Korea! How dare does he curse us all?! TROLL.Ozarugold: Posts nothing but mere "Rofl". He is definitely hoping someone will call out on him for meaningless spamming, whichupon he is probably planning to argue addition of "~" distinguishes his post from last of one liners, starting massive flamewar on definition of one-liner. TROLL.Garnet: Fail attempt to start Starcraft 2 hate and derail the thread. Why would you think Starcraft 2 while the number "2" is so obviously lacking from the title? TROLL.deL: He suggests OP was not motivated by humour, but pro-Basketball hatred against Luddite! Successfully trolls dethrawr since he sarcastically replies On May 12 2010 19:31 dethrawr wrote:
Actually i hate basketball and i want to get back at this kid because I think that his post was retarded. TROLL.Tuke: Unjustly swears at those who did not vote 5/5, expressing his idea that freedom of speech is unnecessary. Possibly randomKo_Orean alt account? TROLL.Luddite: Dogmatic defense of basketball spite all others bring up legitimate arguments against him. Perfectly examplar behaviour of- TROLL.538: What are you saying Luddite's argument is completely senseless? Obvious attempt to bait Luddite. TROLL.MamiyaOtaru: Astounding statement that everyone who does not dare integrate themselves into society is not manly enough, definitely posing as anarchist and sexist in this statement. It is edited too! I wonder how provocative was his original post? TROLL.Corrupt: He deliberately mispronoucnes LOL, hoping that someone will point it out so he can start fight with him. TROLL.Micronesia: Abuses and ridicules opinion of the community member exploiting his position as veteran (>10000 posts, carrier icon.) Rekrul wanna-be TROLL.writer22816: The wise man only sees wise man in others, idiots only sees idiot in others, and troll only sees in troll in others. True old Chinese saying. TROLL.Iplaythings: Written in way to confuse it's meaning (I 1/5'd it but I really didn't!). His sig "Liquibetted Stats over Jaedong." clear attempt to draw out hardcore Jaedong fans. TROLL.supercerealguy: Only 1 post? OMG TDOT TROLL.Kenpachi: Ozarugold alt account. When no one responds to his troll attempt, he removes "~" and makes his post pure "rofl" to leave him more open to attack. TROLL.Biochemist: This is 'OMG I am so morally superior to you don't laugh at humorous post demeaning other people guys' gambit. Very effective. TROLL.EsX_Raptor: He is planning to sig this entire blog sooner or later, you mark my words. Then when his huge sig (255 words) start to bother people he will flame them calling that sig is his right. TROLL.zOrK: OMG low post count member making racially controversial comment?! TROLL.rest of them: All alt accounts spamming this thread so I have difficulty completing my exposal of their troll-ness. TROLLS.
oh god lol
i did it again LOL
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Oh wow... at first I was like "wtf, not again, another trolling blog?" and started reading the whole thing. Then I clicked the link and I was like "wtf, troll of a troll?" and then I lol'd when I read the last paragraph on the OP.
Plus, both entire threads are just rofl. 5/5
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On May 14 2010 21:44 Nal_rAwr wrote:
rofl i got to the korean paragraph and then it was 10/5
+1
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On May 14 2010 21:44 Nal_rAwr wrote:
rofl i got to the korean paragraph and then it was 10/5
I didn't read the basketball original, so I thought instead of Korean, the original would say black. Am I racist for that?
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I thought this blog post is another perfect example of a troll...
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Reading this, I was like... How the hell is this funny? Then I checked the link. LOL
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thank god i trained really hard to be korean.. now i kick other peoples ass around with no strategy.
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If my Korean friends watch while I play Starcraft, will that improve my mechanics?
Also, if everybody I meet constantly mistakes me for Korean, will I get a mental, physical and real edge on ICCUP?
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