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I thought I'd ask here because you guys are so kewl :3
Alright so I saw this move/tv series when I was a kid. I have no clue what it was called or anything, I just remember bits and pieces. I'd appreciate it if anyone knows what this is...
Anyway what I remember is a girl being chased (I think) by some guy(s) and ends up in a forest (?). Once there she hides(I think) inside a hollow part of the base of a tree (It might've been just next to the tree...). The ones chasing cuts her with something so she gets this wound all across her stomach. The tree comes alive and helps her by doing something to the bad guys. I'm not sure about alive tree part, but I have a vague picture of roots attacking them.
Everything I remember is probably wrong in one way or another, but maybe someone has an idea  .
While I'm at it, I might aswell ask about a tv series. It's a sci-fi series, the main character is a blonde girl with short hair. I think she was a stripper, or still is, before becoming the super heroinne or whatever she is. I think her outfit is some sort of shiny silver color. The series takes place on earth, and there's some sort of evil group out to get her, or she is out to stop them. She also has friends helping her.
I'd be most grateful if anyone could help me out with these :3
EDIT: Wow I got it on the first try, this blog system is what SC is to Red Alert, for the pros!
EDIT 2: This blog is now a BETA KEY contest. The first one to help me with either of those gets it, no troll.
EDIT 3: This contest will last until 18:00 KST May 11th. If noone claims the key, Mr Irishman Sonnet gets it, so hurry up!
EXTRA HINTS: The first thing is not a porno, nor an anime of any sort. I think it's some horror movie of some kind. It might be a tv-series, like poltergeist or something.
The 2nd one, which I know is a tv-series, is kinda like Xena except less swords more laser weapons.
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you sure it wasn't a porno? sounds like it. does the tree start tentacle raping her?
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On May 10 2010 07:02 majesty.k)seRapH wrote:
you sure it wasn't a porno? sounds like it. does the tree start tentacle raping her?
Ah yes, now I remember! It's called "Mr. Oak, he who pokes."
Thanks!
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Huh? You were watching a blonde stripper that becomes a hero as a kid?
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I too was quite sure it was a porno,
In truth I was afraid to say I'd seen it,
How could anyone you don't abhorr know,
About the filth tree's semen in't
I think ne'er soon shall I forget,
Her body wrapped 'round the tree's base,
A naked back, pale, sheened with sweat,
Sap smeared in strands 'cross her face
As though in wind the tree's leaves did shiver,
as 'round her waist its roots were wound,
And then in ecstacy began to quiver,
Emitting a deep and mournful sound
I'll be honest here, I've never seen it folks,
The legend that is, "Mr. Oak, he who pokes."
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I dont know what you are talking about : *(
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sonnet is fucking awesome.
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On May 10 2010 07:19 Sonnet wrote:
I too was quite sure it was a porno,
In truth I was afraid to say I'd seen it,
How could anyone you don't abhorr know,
About the filth tree's semen in't
I think ne'er soon shall I forget,
Her body wrapped 'round the tree's base,
A naked back, pale, sheened with sweat,
Sap smeared in strands 'cross her face
As though in wind the tree's leaves did shiver,
as 'round her waist its roots were wound,
And then in ecstacy began to quiver,
Emitting a deep and mournful sound
I'll be honest here, I've never seen it folks,
The legend that is, "Mr. Oak, he who pokes."
Here, have a cookie
I didn't watch that tv-series as a kid, I was in highschool.
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On May 10 2010 07:04 kuresuti wrote:Show nested quote +On May 10 2010 07:02 majesty.k)seRapH wrote:
you sure it wasn't a porno? sounds like it. does the tree start tentacle raping her? Ah yes, now I remember! It's called "Mr. Oak, he who pokes." Thanks!
wait r u 4 rela?
i was not 4 rela.
holy crud
mind blown.
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I'm confused... so the thing you were watching as a kid really was a porno?
By the way google shows no results except for this thread for "Mr. Oak, he who pokes"
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On May 10 2010 10:26 CosmicAC wrote:
By the way google shows no results except for this thread for "Mr. Oak, he who pokes"
Yeah, on the one hand it's delightful that TL > Google in this situation. On the other hand it's a bit disturbing...
Props for the poem though.
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Wait I'm so confused.
So this, "Mr. Oak, he who pokes," was actually a real TV show? But google doesn't have any record of it? Are you all serious?
If so, then holy crap. Mind blown. I'm stunned for at least a week.
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This blog is now a BETA KEY contest. The first one to help me with either of those gets it, no troll.
EXTRA HINTS: The first thing is not a porno, nor an anime of any sort. I think it's some horror movie of some kind. It might be a tv-series, like poltergeist or something.
The 2nd one, which I know is a tv-series, is kinda like Xena except less swords more laser weapons.
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In case anyone was interested I found the source of the tv-series.
It's called Cleopatra 2525
As for the movie, I was just having fun with the Mr. Oak part since the first poster didn't seem to take it seriously. It's got nothing to do with any kind of hentai or porno or whatever. Still looking...
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