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kuresuti
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
1393 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-10 08:43:54
May 09 2010 22:01 GMT
#1
I thought I'd ask here because you guys are so kewl :3

Alright so I saw this move/tv series when I was a kid. I have no clue what it was called or anything, I just remember bits and pieces. I'd appreciate it if anyone knows what this is...

Anyway what I remember is a girl being chased (I think) by some guy(s) and ends up in a forest (?). Once there she hides(I think) inside a hollow part of the base of a tree (It might've been just next to the tree...). The ones chasing cuts her with something so she gets this wound all across her stomach. The tree comes alive and helps her by doing something to the bad guys. I'm not sure about alive tree part, but I have a vague picture of roots attacking them.

Everything I remember is probably wrong in one way or another, but maybe someone has an idea .

While I'm at it, I might aswell ask about a tv series. It's a sci-fi series, the main character is a blonde girl with short hair. I think she was a stripper, or still is, before becoming the super heroinne or whatever she is. I think her outfit is some sort of shiny silver color. The series takes place on earth, and there's some sort of evil group out to get her, or she is out to stop them. She also has friends helping her.

I'd be most grateful if anyone could help me out with these :3

EDIT: Wow I got it on the first try, this blog system is what SC is to Red Alert, for the pros!

EDIT 2: This blog is now a BETA KEY contest. The first one to help me with either of those gets it, no troll.

EDIT 3: This contest will last until 18:00 KST May 11th. If noone claims the key, Mr Irishman Sonnet gets it, so hurry up!

EXTRA HINTS: The first thing is not a porno, nor an anime of any sort. I think it's some horror movie of some kind. It might be a tv-series, like poltergeist or something.

The 2nd one, which I know is a tv-series, is kinda like Xena except less swords more laser weapons.

seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9756 Posts
May 09 2010 22:02 GMT
#2
you sure it wasn't a porno? sounds like it. does the tree start tentacle raping her?
boomer hands
kuresuti
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
1393 Posts
May 09 2010 22:04 GMT
#3
On May 10 2010 07:02 majesty.k)seRapH wrote:
you sure it wasn't a porno? sounds like it. does the tree start tentacle raping her?


Ah yes, now I remember! It's called "Mr. Oak, he who pokes."

Thanks!
prototype.
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada4200 Posts
May 09 2010 22:18 GMT
#4
Huh? You were watching a blonde stripper that becomes a hero as a kid?
( ・´ー・`)
Sonnet
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Ireland39 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-09 22:20:15
May 09 2010 22:19 GMT
#5
I too was quite sure it was a porno,
In truth I was afraid to say I'd seen it,
How could anyone you don't abhorr know,
About the filth tree's semen in't

I think ne'er soon shall I forget,
Her body wrapped 'round the tree's base,
A naked back, pale, sheened with sweat,
Sap smeared in strands 'cross her face

As though in wind the tree's leaves did shiver,
as 'round her waist its roots were wound,
And then in ecstacy began to quiver,
Emitting a deep and mournful sound

I'll be honest here, I've never seen it folks,
The legend that is, "Mr. Oak, he who pokes."
The greatest burden a man must bear is choosing being understood over metrical footing :(
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
May 09 2010 22:26 GMT
#6
Sonnet amazes me
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
ella_guru
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada1741 Posts
May 09 2010 22:26 GMT
#7
I dont know what you are talking about : *(
Each day gets better : )
Koiru
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States116 Posts
May 09 2010 22:28 GMT
#8
sonnet is fucking awesome.
Pants optional.
kuresuti
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
1393 Posts
May 09 2010 22:28 GMT
#9
On May 10 2010 07:19 Sonnet wrote:
I too was quite sure it was a porno,
In truth I was afraid to say I'd seen it,
How could anyone you don't abhorr know,
About the filth tree's semen in't

I think ne'er soon shall I forget,
Her body wrapped 'round the tree's base,
A naked back, pale, sheened with sweat,
Sap smeared in strands 'cross her face

As though in wind the tree's leaves did shiver,
as 'round her waist its roots were wound,
And then in ecstacy began to quiver,
Emitting a deep and mournful sound

I'll be honest here, I've never seen it folks,
The legend that is, "Mr. Oak, he who pokes."


Here, have a cookie

I didn't watch that tv-series as a kid, I was in highschool.
Always
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States376 Posts
May 09 2010 22:49 GMT
#10
Sonnet wins thread.
"Do unto others 20% better than you would expect them to do unto you, to correct for subjective error." - Linus Pauling
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9756 Posts
May 10 2010 01:18 GMT
#11
On May 10 2010 07:04 kuresuti wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 10 2010 07:02 majesty.k)seRapH wrote:
you sure it wasn't a porno? sounds like it. does the tree start tentacle raping her?


Ah yes, now I remember! It's called "Mr. Oak, he who pokes."

Thanks!

wait r u 4 rela?
i was not 4 rela.
holy crud
mind blown.
boomer hands
CosmicAC
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States238 Posts
May 10 2010 01:26 GMT
#12
I'm confused... so the thing you were watching as a kid really was a porno?

By the way google shows no results except for this thread for "Mr. Oak, he who pokes"
To follow the path: look to the master, follow the master, walk with the master, see through the master, become the master.
FiBsTeR
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States415 Posts
May 10 2010 01:48 GMT
#13
On May 10 2010 10:26 CosmicAC wrote:
By the way google shows no results except for this thread for "Mr. Oak, he who pokes"


Yeah, on the one hand it's delightful that TL > Google in this situation. On the other hand it's a bit disturbing...

Props for the poem though.
YejinYejin
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1053 Posts
May 10 2010 04:17 GMT
#14
Wait I'm so confused.

So this, "Mr. Oak, he who pokes," was actually a real TV show? But google doesn't have any record of it? Are you all serious?

If so, then holy crap. Mind blown. I'm stunned for at least a week.
안지호
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
May 10 2010 05:38 GMT
#15
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43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
kuresuti
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
1393 Posts
May 10 2010 06:41 GMT
#16
This blog is now a BETA KEY contest. The first one to help me with either of those gets it, no troll.

EXTRA HINTS: The first thing is not a porno, nor an anime of any sort. I think it's some horror movie of some kind. It might be a tv-series, like poltergeist or something.

The 2nd one, which I know is a tv-series, is kinda like Xena except less swords more laser weapons.
kuresuti
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
1393 Posts
September 21 2010 09:18 GMT
#17
In case anyone was interested I found the source of the tv-series.

It's called Cleopatra 2525

As for the movie, I was just having fun with the Mr. Oak part since the first poster didn't seem to take it seriously. It's got nothing to do with any kind of hentai or porno or whatever. Still looking...
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