You might say it starts with a kiss But clearly there's something amiss So subtle and small, You can't tell at all, But truly, it started like this.
'Cause after a short, terse exchange I really did think you'd arrange A cool, awesome fight But I wasn't right - You jumped, ducked, and dodged out of range.
Trozz: Original Message: You are my brother, And you're my biggest rival. Let's duel in Starcraft.
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Frozz: Your challenge is not a small feat For I am a guy you won't beat My awesome micro Like a KOH-ree-ahn pro Will surely ensure your defeat!
...to which I got no good reply So Trozz, if you're out there don't cry This shit's going down, I'll take you down town So really, just don't even try.
So yes Trozz, I'm calling you out So try not kick, scream, or pout Let's go and i-CCup And turn this shit up I'll knock you around and about.
'Cause you know this statement is true: A monkey could write a haiku Or computer code Too easy to load What's up Trozz. Wut u gonna do?
EDIT: HYPE
On May 08 2010 00:50 Trozz wrote: LETS FIGHT! BEST OF NINE! Let's play each of the matchups! Starcraft 2 of course.
What's your nick/ID? Loser picks the next matchup. This grudge match is on.
On May 08 2010 01:33 Trozz wrote: You guys want this streamed? Maybe someone can cast this. Who is e-famous?
On May 08 2010 00:55 Trozz wrote: Oh wait, ICCup? I could play Starcraft Brood War. Best of nine in both!
I'm Limerick on i see cup, Get harem to set this shit up And don't drop the ball Let's give it our all I'll crush you so slowly, now .'Sup?
It's harem's account for round two (That's zergling dot "ihs" just for you) And now it's begun, Let's do this shit son And prove which of us is -ozz true
And if you do manage to win Like luckily (cheese) do me in... + Show Spoiler +
I'll reveal my ID For all TL to see
Good luck and have fun, let's begin!
On May 08 2010 08:16 Trozz wrote: Let's play this weekend. Can you play in an hour? I'm hyped for this match!
When our games are done, I'll make a battle report. In comic style!
Don't mess with TL vets, you fool Trozz is going to take you to school In the post game report-le he'll let out a chortle as he haiku-describes his 4 pool
It seems to me a very strange thing, to know that each post's in Limerick, And I must defer to a true king, For what kind of man could enkindle it
Twixt these two I'm cleft in twain, To choose a preference one or t'other, It feels I'm destined to bereft remain, I love each as though he were a brother
May we then be TL poets forever, And though my posts number just fourteen, I think it's clear I've got the fever, And long may your scrivenings be seen
Pledge my respect to Trozz and Frozz, Though I care not for lyricist Brozz
On May 07 2010 16:47 ZzortrozZ wrote: Draw noses onward!
Dammit I’m mad. Evil is a deed as I live. God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt. To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss. Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help? Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell. I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”. Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp, In my halo of a mired rum tin. I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin. Is evil in a clam? In a trap? No. It is open. On it I was stuck. Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web. Be still if I fill its ebb. Ew, a spider… eh? We sleep. Oh no! Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position. Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name. Both, one… my names are in it. Murder? I’m a fool. A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash. A Goddam level I lived at. On mail let it in. I’m it. Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet! A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.N ame not one bottle minus an ode by me: “Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog” Evil is a deed as I live. Dammit I’m mad.
this reminds me of the time superman died and there were all these fake supermen like 1 was superboy and one was made of metal i dont remember the whole story but it was pretty gay
On May 08 2010 00:55 Trozz wrote: Oh wait, ICCup? I could play Starcraft Brood War. Best of nine in both!
I'm Limerick on i see cup, Get harem to set this shit up And don't drop the ball Let's give it our all I'll crush you so slowly, now .'Sup?
It's harem's account for round two (That's zergling dot "ihs" just for you) And now it's begun, Let's do this shit son And prove which of us is -ozz true
And if you do manage to win Like luckily (cheese) do me in... + Show Spoiler +
^ That's so kick-ass... Does anyone have the capabilities of streaming? I've got a verified account if need be, but I not the equipment for high quality.
EPT
