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Hinji
Austria14 Posts
Like before, I want you to make me laugh. Whoever makes me lol the hardest gets a key! gl hf | ||
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Nerdrage
United States55 Posts
Funny Video of Peter Chao is a sexist! | ||
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Alur
Denmark3900 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + She went to sea a movie | ||
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prototype.
Canada4214 Posts
 Sea and  Movie do last Sunday night?+ Show Spoiler + They went to sea a movie | ||
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FirstBorn
Romania3955 Posts
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stafu
Australia1196 Posts
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love1another
United States1844 Posts
So I was trying to study for a final last night and couldn't find a pencil. My friend was asleep though, so I decided to borrow her pencil and return it before she woke up. + Show Spoiler + I'm glad I wasn't arrested for joywriting. some satirical poems. http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=123870 | ||
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Khevez
Poland5 Posts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp_PIjc2ga4 LYRICS BELOW: + Show Spoiler + Hey baby wake up from your a sleep We have arrived onto the future And the whole world is become.... Elektronik, Supersonik, Supersonik, Elektronik, Hey baby ride with me away, We doesn't have much time, My blue jeans is tight, So onto my love rocket, climb, Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love, Above us, there is nothing above, but the stars, above All systems gone! Prepare for downcount! 5....4....3....1! Off blast! Fly away, my space rocket, You no need put money in my pocket The door is closed I just lock it, (Ha) I put my (Ha) port plug in your socket (Ha Ha Ha) The sonic sky is bright like fire You and me gets higher and higher Cut communication wire Only thing can stop us is flat tire Ha, Ha, Ha Ha Ha Ha Hey love crusaider I want to be your space invader For you I will decend the deepest moon crater I is more stronger than Darth Vapour Obey me I is your new dictator For you is Venus, I am Mars With you I is more richer than all the tzars Make a wishes on a shooting stars Then for you I will play on my cosmic guitars! Ladies and Gentlemen Fasten your beltseats We has commenced our decent I trust you enjoy this flight As much as you enjoy this accent Now back on Earth its time for downsplash Into sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash People have arrived for cheer me from near and far And as I float I open door and shout "I am worlds biggest, washed-up superstar!" (Supersonik, Elektronik) As for sure as the sun rises in the west Of all the seas and all the boats I am the bestest come, let me put ring of Jupiter on your finger Then like a smell around you I will forever linger Ok, is time for end, no more will I sang Let me take you back in time, I want for you to experience big bang! Long live space race Long live, Molvania. | ||
decafchicken
United States20060 Posts
CC: Electronic Arts Sports From: Ethan Albright Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07 Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is fucking bullshit and you should kiss my mother-fucking ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80. You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a fucking 12. I rate you a fucking 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever… except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery ass a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-dick. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom. Score one for Red Beard. It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. Fuck, John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as retarded. Rod “He Hate Me” Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect oxymoron. Rod Smart struggled to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language. The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your ass. I basically edged out Rod by my lack of shit teeth. If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60? I guess I just can’t fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player rated out of the entire NFL. Fuck, man, there are some shitty guys out there. Amongst everyone, I was rated the absolute worst. I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where I don’t crash trough a wall or kick over furniture a resounding success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut. Red Alert! John, you are such a fucking dick. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a fucking zero? So you feel that I shouldn’t even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldn’t even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my fucking face. Fuck that, John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have just slapped a - 4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball guns. Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of offensive lineman? Can I have that job? Let’s see here, I think that Orlando Pace would be slightly better at jumping intermediate routes than Larry Allen. While I’m at it, I can assign the passing ratings for offensive lineman as well. I can use mine as a guide. I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace is has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day. My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my ass. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is far better than the other ratings, but I’m a fucking lineman, damn it. NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, pussy-ass fuckwad that can’t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your mind more and more each year, old man. When I'm not snapping balls, I snap necks. Fuck you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you fuck with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder. Rot in Hell, Ethan Albright | ||
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Kiva128
Canada41 Posts
Had me in tears the first time I saw it. | ||
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ZeroCartin
Costa Rica2390 Posts
On May 07 2010 01:33 FirstBorn wrote: This has been the funniest video I've seen in quite a while. + Show Spoiler + lol ive never seen that vid of Rekrul  | ||
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SchOOl_VicTIm
Greece2394 Posts
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/sports/No-Cake-Love-for-Bobby-Cox-sp-92952779.html After 50 years of professional baseball, you'd think people would know how to spell your name. But that's not the case if your name is Bobby Cox. The Atlanta Braves manager, who is retiring after this season, was honored on Capitol Hill earlier this week with a ceremony hosted by U.S. senators Johnny Isakson (R-Ga.) and Jay Rockefeller (D-W.Va.). But the decorative writing on the dessert cake at the event misspelled his name in a rather unfortunate way: "Thanks For 50 Great years Bobby Cocks." Oh boy. At least they got "Bobby" right... An Isakson spokesperson explained that the cake came with the misspelled name from a local catering company, which ordered it from a place they don't normally use (clearly NOT Charm City Cakes), and they never specified how to spell Cox. Once the error was discovered, it was too late. Waaay too late. So Isakson's staff quickly cut up the bottom of the cake and smeared the icing before the guest of honor could see it. Cox says he didn’t even know about the mistake until Wednesday. "That’s funny," Cox told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. "What bakery did he get that cake? That’s what I want to know." Cox says the cake was already cut when he enjoyed a piece, so he didn't get to see the unfortunate -- yet quite hilarious -- mistake. | ||
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nav148
Australia42 Posts
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Scip
Czech Republic11293 Posts
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Sydonai
Finland26 Posts
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Masamune
Canada3401 Posts
I realllly need a key! I hope this works  btw the first is based on truth; every girl i know acts this way :/ | ||
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PainBall
Sweden111 Posts
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Xenocide_Knight
Korea (South)2625 Posts
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hordeau
United States157 Posts
This should definitely do it. | ||
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Flakes
United States3125 Posts
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