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Ways to know if you are new to SCBW

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GeMicles
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada307 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 19:45:52
April 24 2010 19:45 GMT
#1
i know that something bad is going to happen to me at night if i post something like this but im willing to take the risk.

you know that you are new to SCBW if you:
1. think that you are playing zerg no matter what race you are actually playing
2. you move command units into enemy territory without ever thinking of managaing them again
3. you use the arrow keys and you aren't boxer
4. you think that dark swarm is a spell put into the game for aesthetic reasons.
5. you rage at toss players that toss is imba after losing a pvp.

feel free to post your own. if you choose to post "if you make a list like this" please keep it to yourself.

cheers

*
i pikachu in the shower
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
April 24 2010 19:49 GMT
#2
6. Your first building is an engineering bay.
Chains none
KinosJourney2
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden1811 Posts
April 24 2010 19:51 GMT
#3
7. You place an evo chamber at the same time as your spawning pool in a 4v4 BGH game.
8. You go f*!¤in carriers in all free-for-all games and only attack players who got their forces away (yes im ranting )
ocho wrote: EDIT: NEVERMIND, THIS THING HAS APM TECHNOLOGY OMG
L_Master
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States8017 Posts
April 24 2010 19:51 GMT
#4
7. Your first building is an extractor/refinery/assimilator.
8. You build a minumum of 10 cannons before gateway
EffOrt and Soulkey Hwaiting!
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
April 24 2010 19:52 GMT
#5
9. You don't know a BO
10. You don't know what BO stands for.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
April 24 2010 19:58 GMT
#6
On April 25 2010 04:51 L_Master wrote:
7. Your first building is an extractor/refinery/assimilator.


Overgas ZvZ O_O
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Lightswarm
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada966 Posts
April 24 2010 19:59 GMT
#7
11. You try sending a marine to mine minerals
(1st terran campaign)
Team[AoV]
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
April 24 2010 20:00 GMT
#8
On April 25 2010 04:58 Megalisk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 25 2010 04:51 L_Master wrote:
7. Your first building is an extractor/refinery/assimilator.


Overgas ZvZ O_O

I might experiment with extractor-> 12 pool lol->11hatch->12lair or something like that.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
deconduo
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Ireland4122 Posts
April 24 2010 20:06 GMT
#9
On April 25 2010 04:58 Megalisk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 25 2010 04:51 L_Master wrote:
7. Your first building is an extractor/refinery/assimilator.


Overgas ZvZ O_O


Overgas ZvZ is pretty common, and also gas first for some 2-hatch builds ZvT I think? (Not too sure about that) I think I'm gonna see if I can do some gas first build for T or P
dhe95
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1213 Posts
April 24 2010 20:10 GMT
#10
11. Your army consists of one of every unit
airtown
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States410 Posts
April 24 2010 20:13 GMT
#11
On April 25 2010 04:49 LordWeird wrote:
6. Your first building is an engineering bay.

On a fastest map, you can make an ebay at your enemy's base right away then move it over their minerals to block sight. That way they can't get any more peons mining.
http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/news/20010430/northwoods.pdf
neobowman
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3324 Posts
April 24 2010 20:14 GMT
#12
12. You mass scouts.
Khenra
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Netherlands885 Posts
April 24 2010 20:15 GMT
#13
Actually a very common one:

12. You stop worker production when you have one for every mineral patch patch and then just start teching up.
This signature is ruining eSports.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
April 24 2010 20:17 GMT
#14
On April 25 2010 05:13 4iner wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 25 2010 04:49 LordWeird wrote:
6. Your first building is an engineering bay.

On a fastest map, you can make an ebay at your enemy's base right away then move it over their minerals to block sight. That way they can't get any more peons mining.

hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
April 24 2010 20:18 GMT
#15
14. you stay on one base until it mines out
Leta , BeSt, Calm fan forever! 김정우, I am sorry I ever lost faith in you.
jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5502 Posts
April 24 2010 20:18 GMT
#16
On April 25 2010 04:45 GeMicles wrote:

5. you rage at toss players that toss is imba after losing

Fixed
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
AleC
Profile Joined December 2009
332 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 20:20:49
April 24 2010 20:20 GMT
#17
15. You only scout with scouts.
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
April 24 2010 20:21 GMT
#18
"if you make a list like this" perhaps something bad should happen to you during the night.
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
xiaofan
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States513 Posts
April 24 2010 20:21 GMT
#19
u think ur playing warcraft
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
April 24 2010 20:25 GMT
#20
On April 25 2010 05:21 xiaofan wrote:
u think ur playing warcraft in space

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