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KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
April 16 2010 09:26 GMT
#41
give a really fucking kickass speech right before the test about how a family member died and thats why you're becoming what you are and make them feel like if they do well on the test then they'll be a part of something bigger
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
April 16 2010 10:03 GMT
#42
On April 16 2010 15:25 love1another wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 16 2010 10:13 UmmTheHobo wrote:
Tell them standardized tests are insanely easy and if they score badly you will make fun of them the rest of the year for being retards

This. Nobody likes to get called a retard.

Tell them before that the lowest 20% will be classified as mentally handicapped and transferred to a special school for special people
DJ – do you like ramen, Savior? Savior – not really. Bisu – I eat it often. Flash – I’m a maniac! | Foxer Fighting!
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
April 16 2010 10:09 GMT
#43
Alternatively reward everyone with a pizza party except the bottom 20%. Social ostracism is hugely effective in most psych studies although it might screw up the bottom 20% even more.
DJ – do you like ramen, Savior? Savior – not really. Bisu – I eat it often. Flash – I’m a maniac! | Foxer Fighting!
Elemenope
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Burkina Faso1704 Posts
April 16 2010 10:58 GMT
#44
Tell them you'll teach them real skills; namely: how to KS the fuck out of people in HoN.
In DotA you could
neVern
Profile Joined January 2010
United States115 Posts
April 16 2010 12:22 GMT
#45
Just teach them mnemonics a few weeks-months before the test. It's a fun way to memorize an unbelievably large amount of information, complete complex math problems very quickly in your head, and tons of other benefits that will have them doing well on the test. They will be a lot smarter in each subject and retain information for much longer.

Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
April 16 2010 18:21 GMT
#46
Sorry man, but you can't convince a kid of anything just overnight. They aren't mature enough.
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-16 19:09:06
April 16 2010 19:05 GMT
#47
If you get over say 85% you go automatically go into a raffle to win a certain prize(s).

Say something they will want a stereo system/I-pod/a gun... ect.

EDIT: Just read page 2-3. I think this idea (previously) mentioned is the best by far.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Pawsom
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States928 Posts
April 16 2010 20:16 GMT
#48
On April 17 2010 04:05 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
If you get over say 85% you go automatically go into a raffle to win a certain prize(s).

Say something they will want a stereo system/I-pod/a gun... ect.

EDIT: Just read page 2-3. I think this idea (previously) mentioned is the best by far.


lol god damn
madnessman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1581 Posts
April 16 2010 20:21 GMT
#49
On April 16 2010 06:29 Caller wrote:
a) This is a standardized test. There's no way to study.


You must not have asian parents. jk. and fear is always a good motivational tool....
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