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pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
March 14 2010 04:34 GMT
#1
So, my girlfriend (or something like that, I don't know what the fuck she was) and myself and her parents and her uncles went out together for an entire afternoon today. That afternoon stretched way into the evening. It started off fine, but by the end of it, it seemed like her parents seemed to really like me and that she seemed to really hate my fucking guts. I don't blame her. I do not blame her at all. I wouldn't like me, either. But for this entire past few weeks, I was so concerned with impressing her parents and making a good impression that I almost lost my mind. And as it turned out, her parents and uncle really warmed up to me and were very welcoming and loving towards me. When it came time to say goodbye, she almost completely ignored me while her relatives swarmed me to say how much they enjoyed the time together.

So, the one aspect I was actually worried about turned better than I could have possibly imagined beyond my wildest goddamn dreams and yet I still want to drink myself into oblivion because the girl I like and was out all day with showed absolutely no interest by the end of the our outing together with her and her family.

I called a close friend and he said he'd come get me to go drink. That was two hours ago and I know for a fact that he isn't going to come through now. So, as I sit here in my boxers and a dirty t-shirt, I just want all of you TL.netters to know: Even though a vast majority of you are humorless pricks and consider yourselves know-it-alls on absolutely every subject ever to cross the mind of any human being anywhere at any time during the entire existence of this planet ... I love you. If you ever feel alone, just know that someone out there cares about you. And to show my sincerity, I'm actually very open to receiving PMs about nothing related to Starcraft.

Reply to me here, reply to me in PM, reply to me with whatever you want. I'll be here for you.

****
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
March 14 2010 04:36 GMT
#2
go call your girl stupid!
yes.
TT1
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada10110 Posts
March 14 2010 04:37 GMT
#3
seems like ur girlfriend is looking for a bad boy
ab = tl(i) + tl(pc), the grand answer to every tl.net debate
Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
March 14 2010 04:38 GMT
#4
Where are you located?
rad301
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada196 Posts
March 14 2010 04:38 GMT
#5
Have a drink on me bro. Don't forget to eat something before you start, otherwise you'll feel much much worse tommmorow morning. It's bad enough to feel like shit emotionally, but with the added deficit of the 40 oz. flu, well lets not go there. Cheers
"Winning shows us how hard we've trained, losing shows us we need to train harder."
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-14 04:43:31
March 14 2010 04:38 GMT
#6
On March 14 2010 13:36 DeathSpank wrote:
go call your girl stupid!


I would really rather eat my own shit than do that. That isn't going to happen.

But anyway, how is your life going, DeathSpank?
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
March 14 2010 04:44 GMT
#7
On March 14 2010 13:38 Rayzorblade wrote:
Where are you located?


Austin, Texas. I just moved here two months ago, so I hardly know anyone here.
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
March 14 2010 04:49 GMT
#8
On March 14 2010 13:38 pubbanana wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 14 2010 13:36 DeathSpank wrote:
go call your girl stupid!


I would really rather eat my own shit than do that. That isn't going to happen.

But anyway, how is your life going, DeathSpank?

life is good. So why don't you call her?
yes.
zer0das
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States8519 Posts
March 14 2010 04:52 GMT
#9
I love you too man!
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24812 Posts
March 14 2010 04:52 GMT
#10
I think it's much more likely that she will be in a better mood next time towards you than it would be for her parents to suddenly warm up to you after they hated your guts from today's affairs... so things could still work out.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Denotate
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada294 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-14 04:55:15
March 14 2010 04:54 GMT
#11
[image loading]


edit: The look on the elephant's face makes this look sarcastic, which it's not. We love you dude!
MaReK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia446 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-14 04:55:08
March 14 2010 04:54 GMT
#12
Talk to her about it. It's the best thing you can do.
"My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg "
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
March 14 2010 05:06 GMT
#13
Can you please explain how you normally act in front of your girlfriend?
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
March 14 2010 05:11 GMT
#14
I'm full of hate and terrible qualities, but I love you and people like you, pubbanana! <3

It's all love.
posting on liquid sites in current year
Inzek
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Chile802 Posts
March 14 2010 05:13 GMT
#15
call and talk about this with your girl...
Stork FAN!!!
JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
March 14 2010 05:13 GMT
#16
Howd you end up spending so much time with her family when you apparently dont know her well yet?
If you have to ask, you don't know.
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
March 14 2010 05:16 GMT
#17
On March 14 2010 14:13 JohannesH wrote:
Howd you end up spending so much time with her family when you apparently dont know her well yet?


I've known her for four years, ever since the summer after my high school graduation. We know each other quite well. Which feeds into this next question quite a bit.

On March 14 2010 14:06 il0seonpurpose wrote:
Can you please explain how you normally act in front of your girlfriend?


I can honestly say without any doubt that I acted no different around her family than I've acted around her for the past four years. I say this with absolute certainty.
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
L0thar
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
987 Posts
March 14 2010 05:16 GMT
#18
Didn't you neglect her a little bit while you tried to get along with the others? Maybe she just felt left out...which could piss her off pretty easily.
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
March 14 2010 05:22 GMT
#19
On March 14 2010 14:16 adelarge wrote:
Didn't you neglect her a little bit while you tried to get along with the others? Maybe she just felt left out...which could piss her off pretty easily.


I'm not used to girls caring about what I do or what I say because I hate myself deeply and have no confidence, so maybe I did neglect her a little bit. But in my mind, I can't ever conceive a situation where someone would want my attention because I'm just not used to that at all.

But in my honest opinion, she was the center of my attention the entire time. I will readily admit that there may be some clout to your statement, but all I can do is offer my opinion and that is that I treated her with the same amount of attention and affection as always.
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
March 14 2010 05:25 GMT
#20
On March 14 2010 13:44 pubbanana wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 14 2010 13:38 Rayzorblade wrote:
Where are you located?


Austin, Texas. I just moved here two months ago, so I hardly know anyone here.

OMG I'm from Austin! I love you already (too)!
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