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PiePie
Profile Joined February 2010
United States248 Posts
March 07 2010 02:24 GMT
#21
omg lol a hungry hungry hippo marble hahaha the irony
RFG- Raging Flash Fangirl
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43259 Posts
March 07 2010 02:24 GMT
#22
On March 07 2010 10:46 Disregard wrote:
Here in NYC, a ambulance ride to the hospital is at least $500.

I can't imagine a system whereby there's a disincentive for a person in need to rush themselves to medical aid.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
March 07 2010 02:26 GMT
#23
Don't shove golf balls in your nose either.
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
PiePie
Profile Joined February 2010
United States248 Posts
March 07 2010 02:26 GMT
#24
On March 07 2010 11:24 KwarK wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 07 2010 10:46 Disregard wrote:
Here in NYC, a ambulance ride to the hospital is at least $500.

I can't imagine a system whereby there's a disincentive for a person in need to rush themselves to medical aid.


Unfortunatly, the system is like that.
RFG- Raging Flash Fangirl
hoborg
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States430 Posts
March 07 2010 02:30 GMT
#25
On March 07 2010 11:24 KwarK wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 07 2010 10:46 Disregard wrote:
Here in NYC, a ambulance ride to the hospital is at least $500.

I can't imagine a system whereby there's a disincentive for a person in need to rush themselves to medical aid.


Probably to prevent people from wasting ambulance's time when all they did is shove a marble up their nose.
blbl | CJ and ACE fighting!
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
March 07 2010 02:36 GMT
#26
500 bucks for an ambulance ride? his legs werent broken, he could have just taken the bus
HEY MEYT
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
March 07 2010 02:50 GMT
#27
On March 07 2010 10:46 Disregard wrote:
Here in NYC, a ambulance ride to the hospital is at least $500.

wow i never knew that.
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
March 07 2010 03:03 GMT
#28
On March 07 2010 11:50 Kenpachi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 07 2010 10:46 Disregard wrote:
Here in NYC, a ambulance ride to the hospital is at least $500.

wow i never knew that.


I didn't either.

+ Show Spoiler +
I live in the middle of Manhattan.
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
MamiyaOtaru
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1687 Posts
March 07 2010 03:15 GMT
#29
On March 07 2010 11:24 KwarK wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 07 2010 10:46 Disregard wrote:
Here in NYC, a ambulance ride to the hospital is at least $500.

I can't imagine a system whereby there's a disincentive for a person in need to rush themselves to medical aid.

it's more of a disincentive for people not in heed
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
March 07 2010 03:20 GMT
#30
On March 07 2010 10:18 MetalMarine wrote:
Your friend is a fucking idiot...

EleanorRIgby
Profile Joined March 2008
Canada3923 Posts
March 07 2010 03:34 GMT
#31
lol i hope he was on drugs
savior did nothing wrong
MetalMarine
Profile Joined June 2007
United States1559 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-07 03:38:15
March 07 2010 03:37 GMT
#32
On March 07 2010 10:22 wishbones wrote:
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On March 07 2010 10:18 MetalMarine wrote:
Your friend is a fucking idiot...

hey at least he gets a free ambulance ride, what'd u do t'day


Well while your friend was BEING AN IDIOT and "gettin a free ride"( which isn't free, he'll soon find out) to the hospital, I got a raise at my job.. Thanks for asking..
Deleted User 30223
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3104 Posts
March 07 2010 03:45 GMT
#33
hehehehehe. about 3 years ago, one of my not-so-bright bandmates accidentally got supermagnets stuck in his nose. he had to go the ER to get them out. we still make fun of him for it to this day
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
March 07 2010 03:46 GMT
#34
Reminds me of Homer Simpson and the crayon in his brain... :D
:)
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
March 07 2010 03:48 GMT
#35
On March 07 2010 12:03 Pokebunny wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 07 2010 11:50 Kenpachi wrote:
On March 07 2010 10:46 Disregard wrote:
Here in NYC, a ambulance ride to the hospital is at least $500.

wow i never knew that.


I didn't either.

+ Show Spoiler +
I live in the middle of Manhattan.

I live in NYC too
+ Show Spoiler +
I dont live in the middle of Manhattan.
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
March 07 2010 03:51 GMT
#36
wow I didn't knew 3 year-olds can have girlfriends

seriously... stucking a marble in his nose? That sucks.
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4211 Posts
March 07 2010 04:00 GMT
#37
LOL
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3685 Posts
March 07 2010 04:32 GMT
#38
Hungry hungry hippos, amazing. Did he get the marble back? They're pretty key.
wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
March 07 2010 04:47 GMT
#39
Well, he has returned. They tried to twease, please and appease. But no avail. They tried hosin the nose n no avail. Anyways, so he has to go back tomorrow for 9:00 AM. Its now the 11:45 PM. There's a 30% chance that if it goes far enough it can reach the lung and sufficate him in his sleep. So he was sent home being told not to sniffle, not to sleep on his back, but instead on his side.

Lastly, I asked him if he wanted to play Hungry Hungry Hippo's!
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we laughed
joined TL.net in 2006 (aka GMer) - http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=41944#2
zealing
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada806 Posts
March 07 2010 05:12 GMT
#40
When I saw "fuck babe it's stuck I can't get it ot" I thought of something I should be ashamed of

but your friend was prob trying to impress his gf some weird way.

Or he's just plain stupid...
Think you got lag? It took Jesus 3 days to respawn.
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