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Don't Stick Things Up Your Nose

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wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-07 04:49:21
March 07 2010 01:04 GMT
#1
So I'm sitting downstairs on the PC and suddenly I hear from upstairs a shout. "Fuck babe its stuck I can't get it out!".
I frantically run up stairs because I know its my friend. I finally get to the scene and see what the hell was the commotion all about. Well wouldn't you know it, he was playing with a Hungry Hungry Hippo marble and it somehow is now jammed in his nose. His girlfriend called the ambulance, and I guess they tried to remove it, because it didn't drive off right away. But then they took off.

Now he has to spend a few hours in an ER, and tell nurses along the journey to seeing the doctor exactly why hes there.

"I shoved a Hungry Hungry Hippo ball up my nose miss"


Update: he's home and heres what happened.
+ Show Spoiler +
On March 07 2010 13:47 wishbones wrote:
Well, he has returned. They tried to twease, please and appease. But no avail. They tried hosin the nose n no avail. Anyways, so he has to go back tomorrow for 9:00 AM. Its now the 11:45 PM. There's a 30% chance that if it goes far enough it can reach the lung and sufficate him in his sleep. So he was sent home being told not to sniffle, not to sleep on his back, but instead on his side.

Lastly, I asked him if he wanted to play Hungry Hungry Hippo's!
+ Show Spoiler +
we laughed


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emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
March 07 2010 01:09 GMT
#2
Ya that sucks, I remember when I was like 5 I shoved a bead up my nose. I wouldn't let anyone take it out and had to go to the hospital to get it removed.

Sorry Greataunt, wherever you are.
TRUEESPORTS || your days as a respected member of team liquid are over
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
March 07 2010 01:10 GMT
#3
Ahah... why would you do it in the first place?
wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-07 01:13:55
March 07 2010 01:11 GMT
#4
On March 07 2010 10:10 meeple wrote:
Ahah... why would you do it in the first place?

he thought his nose was a hippo? Dude the hardest part was not laughing, bcus he was so fritghtened that he lost his temper hahah so laughing i had to hold off until just before the ambulance arrived.

Lol the real kicker is he kept telling me he slapped a little bead from the palm off his hand and it went zoop into his nose. I found it believable i mean the odds slim, but he wasnt freaking for nothing. But then i found out from my mother that he had a Hungry Hungry Hippo marble and not a bead then i rofled. Cus i know u cant accidently get those stuck unless u SHOVED it in your nose.

and i cudnt see it in plain view, and there was no lump in his nose. so it was like wayyyyyy back up in thurr.
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Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
March 07 2010 01:15 GMT
#5
Well either he finds the feeling of his nostril getting stretched erotic, but went a bit far, or he's really stupid.
No I'm never serious.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
March 07 2010 01:16 GMT
#6
On March 07 2010 10:15 Nytefish wrote:
Well either he finds the feeling of his nostril getting stretched erotic, but went a bit far, or he's really stupid.


or both
UNFUCK YOURSELF
wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
March 07 2010 01:16 GMT
#7
On March 07 2010 10:15 Nytefish wrote:
Well either he finds the feeling of his nostril getting stretched erotic, but went a bit far, or he's really stupid.

no beating the man up, he just went thru a traumatic marble incident in his very unfortunate night. LOL
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MetalMarine
Profile Joined June 2007
United States1559 Posts
March 07 2010 01:18 GMT
#8
Your friend is a fucking idiot...
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
March 07 2010 01:21 GMT
#9
This thread makes me want to stick things up my nose just to see what the big deal is about.
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wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
March 07 2010 01:22 GMT
#10
On March 07 2010 10:18 MetalMarine wrote:
Your friend is a fucking idiot...

hey at least he gets a free ambulance ride, what'd u do t'day
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wishbones
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada2600 Posts
March 07 2010 01:23 GMT
#11
On March 07 2010 10:21 Comeh wrote:
This thread makes me want to stick things up my nose just to see what the big deal is about.

he said that it hurts so if u dont mind pain in a spot that you've never feltit before, and worrying if you will be severely injured go for it.
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Umbrella
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Taiwan936 Posts
March 07 2010 01:27 GMT
#12
My friend's brother stuck a lego piece up his nose. However, his parents didn't believe him until after a couple weeks; it just came out when they went swimming.
jiabung
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States720 Posts
March 07 2010 01:34 GMT
#13
On March 07 2010 10:22 wishbones wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 07 2010 10:18 MetalMarine wrote:
Your friend is a fucking idiot...

hey at least he gets a free ambulance ride, what'd u do t'day

free ride? doesn't it usually cost several hundred dollars if you call an ambulance to drive you to the hospital.

I dunno though, maybe that is only for emergency situations when you call 911 or something
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
March 07 2010 01:37 GMT
#14
The title contains a good message that we can all learn something from.
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
March 07 2010 01:39 GMT
#15
On March 07 2010 10:22 wishbones wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 07 2010 10:18 MetalMarine wrote:
Your friend is a fucking idiot...

hey at least he gets a free ambulance ride, what'd u do t'day


I don't think ambulance rides are free unless they're necessary...
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
March 07 2010 01:46 GMT
#16
Here in NYC, a ambulance ride to the hospital is at least $500.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
qwsss
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada36 Posts
March 07 2010 01:52 GMT
#17
When I was 6 I shoved a lego block in my nose. A 2x1 piece. It was waaay up in there and they had to remove it with some pincer.
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Nub4ever
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada1981 Posts
March 07 2010 02:09 GMT
#18
On March 07 2010 10:27 Umbrella wrote:
My friend's brother stuck a lego piece up his nose. However, his parents didn't believe him until after a couple weeks; it just came out when they went swimming.

O.O did his parents freak out after? Also in 1st grade a friend of mine stuck an eraser deeeep into some other kids ear =/
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Abenson
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada4122 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-07 02:23:58
March 07 2010 02:18 GMT
#19
Now i wanna experiment TT.TT

"I guess your friend's Hungry Hungry nose ate the Hungry Hungry hippo ball"
-Jeremy, a friend of mine
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
March 07 2010 02:19 GMT
#20
Don't stick popcorn kernals in your ears pretending they are hearing aids either. I only managed to get one out, and just ended up pushing the other one in further. I don't know if it ever came out...
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
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