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Today, I went driving with my dad, because i only have about 2 months till my road test. =0
I haven't driven in a while, so i forgot a lot of things: I was too close to the right, I didn't accelerate fast enough, etc.
So this one guy who was behind me kept blowing his horn at me, annoying both my dad and me. After a while, my dad got fed up so when we stopped at the next red light, he pulled out his planning board badge (which highly resembled a cop's badge) and goes up to the guy behind me. My dad then proceeds to pull out his badge and say:
"Did you know that there is a law against blowing you horn in this town? Do you want me to pull you over?!"
Now my dad isn't a cop, but he sure convinced the guy behind me that he was because he was scared shitless and his expression was priceless. That guy kept saying:
"Oh no! I'm sorry! please don't pull me over! I didn't know! I was looking at the light and I didn't see."
So after some more of my dad intimidating this guy, and that guy begging not to get a ticket, my dad went back to the car. On his way, two guys in a different car told him: "Hey, you missed your light!" In response to that, my dad flashed his badge at them, and their expression immediately changed.
It's times like this when my dad seems so freaking awesome.
In other news, i got a PS3, but no game. Anyone have any recommendations for good games?
 
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LOL i love the transition from dad being awesome to i got a PS3
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LOL fake police officer... so awesome.
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woulda been funnier if the guy behind you was actually a cop
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Your dad sure has some balls.
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ff13 is on the way...go get it
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Pretending to be a police officer is serious offense. If they read your blog, they will realize what is going on and your dad can be charged.
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On March 07 2010 05:23 illu wrote:
Pretending to be a police officer is serious offense. If they read your blog, they will realize what is going on and your dad can be charged.
Illu is lying.
Great blog!
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Oh thanks I totally didn't know that was an offense.
Look, he could by lying about the story, he didn't state where lived, and no cop is going to give a shit that some guy showed up some honking asshole unless he was caught impersonating right then and there.
Stop scaring the kid making him believe his dad is going to get arrested or whatever when you know its complete bullshit.
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On March 07 2010 05:32 PanN wrote:Oh thanks I totally didn't know that was an offense. Look, he could by lying about the story, he didn't state where lived, and no cop is going to give a shit that some guy showed up some honking asshole unless he was caught impersonating right then and there. Stop scaring the kid making him believe his dad is going to get arrested or whatever when you know its complete bullshit.
If that person that horned read this blog, he would know.
In case the prosecutors did know about it, it would be a solid case against his father. Not only he confessed to it on internet (and only him, or his dad would know about this), he described how his dad INTENTIONALLY put on a badge that RESSEMBLES a police badge and asked questions that a police offer would ask because he was ANGRY at the horner. I dont think the punishment would be severe even if he got convicted, though.
Also, try googling on this matter. It is a political issue in some states. It's definitely not something that no one gives a damn about.
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On March 07 2010 05:23 illu wrote:
Pretending to be a police officer is serious offense. If they read your blog, they will realize what is going on and your dad can be charged.
what is the chance theyre going to be on tl.net????
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Yea haha thats actually a big risk >.< Pretty sick though!~ My dad probly woulda just punched him in the face
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On March 07 2010 05:37 illu wrote:Show nested quote +On March 07 2010 05:32 PanN wrote:On March 07 2010 05:30 illu wrote:On March 07 2010 05:29 PanN wrote:On March 07 2010 05:23 illu wrote:
Pretending to be a police officer is serious offense. If they read your blog, they will realize what is going on and your dad can be charged. Illu is lying. Great blog! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Police_impersonation Oh thanks I totally didn't know that was an offense. Look, he could by lying about the story, he didn't state where lived, and no cop is going to give a shit that some guy showed up some honking asshole unless he was caught impersonating right then and there. Stop scaring the kid making him believe his dad is going to get arrested or whatever when you know its complete bullshit. If that person that horned read this blog, he would know. In case the prosecutors did know about it, it would be a solid case against his father. Not only he confessed to it on internet (and only him, or his dad would know about this), he described how his dad INTENTIONALLY put on a badge that RESSEMBLES a police badge and asked questions that a police offer would ask because he was ANGRY at the horner. I dont think the punishment would be severe even if he got convicted, though. Also, try googling on this matter. It is a political issue in some states. It's definitely not something that no one gives a damn about.
"If that person that horned read this blog, he would know."
No, you're lying, he wouldn't know. This happens multiple times around the country a lot, thats why I said (if you read) cops wouldn't give a shit unless they were right there. Did you know cops have to go and worry about real crimes?
" Not only he confessed to it on internet (and only him, or his dad would know about this), he described how his dad INTENTIONALLY put on a badge that RESSEMBLES a police badge and asked questions that a police offer would ask because he was ANGRY at the horner"
Sure thing detective, I'm sure theres a shit ton of evidence in the op to convict his angry jerk law breaking dad! Except... there's not.
"Also, try googling on this matter. It is a political issue in some states. It's definitely not something that no one gives a damn about."
Correct, except you're wrong again.
People give a shit about impersonating cops, no one in the world gives a shit about a bad ass dad that impersonated a cop to help his son focus on driving.
Quit lying.
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Vatican City State1650 Posts
Reported to the LAPD and NYPD. I hope your father gets arrested.
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man illu, thanks for making me paranoid -_-
edit: orgolove, stop hating yo
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On March 07 2010 05:45 orgolove wrote:
Reported to the LAPD and NYPD. I hope your father gets arrested.
And I hope all of the Vatican City destroys the pope. We can't get everything we want.
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On March 07 2010 05:45 orgolove wrote:
Reported to the LAPD and NYPD. I hope your father gets arrested.
Sorry, but he's an Indian. And quite frankly (Hersh don't kill me because of this), it will be a LONG time before he gets arrested, if at all. Trust me. Same goes with Koreans, Chinese, etc. etc.
<_<
But in all honesty, all he can get from it is offense, and nothing serious from it either. Was it done to harm someone? Was it used to take advantage (as in, abuse the status of being a police officer to get something off from it? (I'm not including blahman's case because his dad did it to make other people stop from honking and yelling. Quite honestly, I don't think you'll like it if there's someone behind your car honking every single time, just because you're a pre-license driver)) I don't think so. Worst case is a warning in this situation. Nothing else.
So start freaking out guys. Someone's getting a warning >_>
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Your dad should get arrested for impersonating a cop. :/
Wait for FF13
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On March 07 2010 05:45 orgolove wrote:
Reported to the LAPD and NYPD. I hope your father gets arrested.
ROFL
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I don't understand why everyone thinks cops are godly or something.
anyways op, theres tons of good games for PS3 get a gamefly account so you can play em all (you can also trade in games to pay for your subscription)
Uncharted 2, Brutal Legend, Borderlands and coming soon Yakuza 3, FF13
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On March 07 2010 06:23 ZeeTemplar wrote:
Your dad should get arrested for impersonating a cop. :/
Wait for FF13
Cops are for removing undesirables from society, his dad is a great man, the honking asshole on the other hand...
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Vatican City State1650 Posts
I don't get it. This thread, the "high thread," the blog where a guy boasted about stealing liquor from a friend's house...
What the fuck is with these idiots that are so proud about stealing, intimidating, and doing drugs?
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everyone in your story is retarded
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On March 07 2010 06:47 orgolove wrote:
I don't get it. This thread, the "high thread," the blog where a guy boasted about stealing liquor from a friend's house...
What the fuck is with these idiots that are so proud about stealing, intimidating, and doing drugs?
Here's a tip. Don't take life so seriously to involve yourself in others affairs unless it somehow affects you. People getting high big whoop there are as many people getting high as there are smokers in the world. Stealing is bad I agree but it's not gonna stop now is it? The guy honking is a complete asshole, and I doubt his dad asked for license registration or anything like that.
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Your dad is a douche, but the horn blower is a pussy. I guess that fits them together pretty nicely.
1/5
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Kennigit
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lol at the trolls saying he will get in trouble
epic dad
and gl on your road test
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On March 07 2010 10:19 alphafuzard wrote:
lol at the trolls saying he will get in trouble
epic dad
and gl on your road test
thanks alpha ^^
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lol awesome dad.
There is no way he could get in trouble for that even if the other guy found out he wasn't a real cop. His father could always deny it and it would be statement against statement.
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