I'm living at a student house, everyone went home for reading week because they're students, but I'm on co-op working so I can't go home. I'm all alone in this 7 bedroom house, and one of the bedrooms has a balcony so that's where I usually go to for a smoke.
So I felt the urge to take a drag, went out onto the balcony and did I had to do; poison my lungs with delicious fumes.
I came back to my own room, chatted on phone with my GF, drank a feel beers because it's Chinese New Year and I'm lonely, and felt like smoking another one.
So I took my super ultra cool and hip zippo lighter and my pack, went to the 3rd floor, and opened the bedroom door with the balcony ready to plunge into orsum hedonism pleasures. But, what I did not, expect, was the fact that
A BAT. A fucking BAT, flew at me.
All these years of super ultra cool and hip Starcraft reaction time taught me well.
I threw my zippo lighter at it, hit it nicely like a well-placed fucking nuke in tvz, and slammed the door on it faster than that time when I tried to hit on a really hawt friend of mine, female.
Now I can hear it going fucking crazy in that bedroom.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
DO I DO.
I have this huge fear of spiders, rats, and snakes. Nothing else, I like all other insects and mammals and reptiles, I mean, I ate fucking scorpions as a delicacy on my trip in China this summer. It's just... I can't deal with fucking spiders, snakes, and fucking RATS.
If you think about it, a fucking bat is just a giant fuck-off rat with WINGS.
That's like, giving fucking ultralisks the ability to fucking FLY> Imagine how fucking imba that would be, fucking mini-recall ultras in your min lines. What the fuck indeed.
I'm not scared or anything, cuz there's a huge ginormousous door keeping me safe.
But, I am at a loss as to my next step.
Do I:
A - A-move into the room with my beer bottles
B - Do nothing and wait for it to run out of minerals in a few days
C - Call my GF and cry.
Woooo nice
D - Jack off, "Maria Ozawa Sky Dark Angel.mp4" just finished downloading.
You decide.
Edit: Amidst of the excitement, I didn't realize it bit / scratch me. Now I'm worried. I don't like rabies.
Poll: What should he do? (Vote): move into the room with my beer bottles (Vote): Do nothing and wait for it to run out of minerals in a few days (Vote): Call my GF and cry. (Vote): Jack off, "Maria Ozawa Sky Dark Angel.mp4" just finished downloading. (Vote): Man up and open and face the bat
On February 16 2010 11:54 minus_human wrote: Try to throw a burning blanket or pillow inside that room, so it will smoke it to death. The blanket/pillow will be a necessary sacrifice.
On February 16 2010 12:01 4iner wrote: turn off the lights inside and open the door and a window. If you have lights outside, turn those on. The bat will fly to the lights.
lol that won't work, it ain't a night butterfly or bug to fly to the lights it's a frikkin bat man... Neutron Flare is the real deal here.
On February 16 2010 11:54 minus_human wrote: Try to throw a burning blanket or pillow inside that room, so it will smoke it to death. The blanket/pillow will be a necessary sacrifice.
Definitely do not do this.
Bats are very sensitive to smoke, it should not take longer than a minute untill it will pass out/die, I can assure I have personal experience on the matter, actually kinda the exact same thing happened to me last winter lol
but seriously if you just open a window/door it should leave pretty quickly. There are always the pest control people too.. dunno about the smoke thing, try not to burn down the house O_o
On February 16 2010 11:54 minus_human wrote: Try to throw a burning blanket or pillow inside that room, so it will smoke it to death. The blanket/pillow will be a necessary sacrifice.
On February 16 2010 12:13 starfries wrote: Jack off (D) and try and shoot it down
or throw a poke ball
but seriously if you just open a window/door it should leave pretty quickly. There are always the pest control people too.. dunno about the smoke thing, try not to burn down the house O_o
EPT![[image loading]](http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/9001/70892342.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/5944/42040047.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/448/72299457.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/3691/33027891.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/3946/88446474.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/6229/26553848.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/4218/65547397.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/4830/28211598.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/7320/28095311.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/2981/34480282.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/5294/72808757.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/4629/30671534.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/4856/60143531.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/catcatchesbat.gif)
