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Hiring Prostitutes
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KurtistheTurtle
United States1966 Posts
or is she like a parking meter? | ||
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EsX_Raptor
United States2802 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + u get her in the car and pay her after... that's what i think | ||
Empyrean
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EDIT: Doesn't necessarily have to be a her. Sorry for being so myopic. | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
Yes, you heard me. | ||
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konadora
Singapore66358 Posts
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..Slick...
United States202 Posts
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il0seonpurpose
Korea (South)5638 Posts
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KurtistheTurtle
United States1966 Posts
not to say I won't in the future.. | ||
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Mora
Canada5235 Posts
On January 29 2010 13:12 KurtistheTurtle wrote: When you hire a prostitute, how does payment work? Do you pay before, after, or half-and-half? or is she like a parking meter? last week when my dad was staying with me i saw that he had looked some local women-for-pay personals. I asked him the same question. apparently you pay before. | ||
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Mikilatov
United States3897 Posts
Noseriously, I'd assume you'd pay them after? haha. Either way, I'm sure the manner in which you attempt to pay them is the LEAST awkward situation they've been put in. | ||
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Tex
United States126 Posts
Because if you saw Risky Business, you get screwed (haaah) if you don't. | ||
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KurtistheTurtle
United States1966 Posts
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Cloud
Sexico5880 Posts
If you feel like being classy but probably more discrete than anything some escort houses accept credit card and/or online payment before anything happens. Hookers are the best thing ever since they are cheap (relative) and straight to the point. | ||
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
He might be able to guide you in the right direction. | ||
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mmp
United States2130 Posts
If it's a repeat visit, you can pay immediately afterwards. It's not a bar, you do not get a tab, or IOU. This is not from experience >_> ... just common sense. Edit: If you want to establish a tab system, you must talk with her (or his) pimp or management agency, and probably get high with them and let them know you're cool. Make sure you've done business with them on a steady basis and then they won't fuck up your shit if you need to IOU. Edit: You really need to distinguish between call girls and hookers. OBVIOUSLY you pay the call girl afterwards. Hookers you should just roll down your window and show them the cash (Benjamin's preferred, depends where you live). | ||
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FragKrag
United States11556 Posts
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32278 Posts
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GreEny K
Germany7312 Posts
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Lucktar
United States526 Posts
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Faronel
United States658 Posts
I think you don't need to know this information.. instead distract yourself with something less... sexually immoral. | ||
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Methos
United States206 Posts
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KurtistheTurtle
United States1966 Posts
On January 29 2010 13:40 Faronel wrote: o.O tmi! I think you don't need to know this information.. instead distract yourself with something less... sexually immoral. haha i love all the assumptions | ||
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
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Bebop07
United States291 Posts
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KurtistheTurtle
United States1966 Posts
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underscore
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That's it. | ||
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Rev0lution
United States1805 Posts
YOU PAY BEFORE or else they won't take an effort to suck your willy. | ||
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KurtistheTurtle
United States1966 Posts
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Mora
Canada5235 Posts
On January 29 2010 13:55 KurtistheTurtle wrote: so there is no bartering ever? there may be bartering, but always before the sex. | ||
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Mora
Canada5235 Posts
On January 29 2010 13:40 Faronel wrote: o.O tmi! I think you don't need to know this information.. instead distract yourself with something less... sexually immoral. what is immoral about hiring a prostitute? | ||
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KurtistheTurtle
United States1966 Posts
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Bebop07
United States291 Posts
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
On January 29 2010 14:04 Bebop07 wrote: Has anyone here actually gotten with one? Interested in how it went. On January 29 2010 13:24 BuGzlToOnl wrote: PM a guy by the name of CaptainObvious. | ||
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
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Redunzl
862 Posts
anyway, most call-girls (one's you call and they come over" have a flat fee and might charge you for the cab also. they charge either by the poke or for an "all-night" flat fee. at bath houses and other such classy establishments you pay by the hour. at massage parlors there is usually a pay-per-poke or pay-per-tug policy. i would recommend calling an escort or a call-girl for your first time. its usually up to the girl as to whether you pay first or after culmination. if its at your home pay first and lock the door. bathhouse are more expensive but you get a whole hour and the girls are top drawer. | ||
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FuDDx
United States5015 Posts
Though I'm sure they may be willing to work with you depending on how nice you are ... | ||
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druj
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SkylineSC
United States564 Posts
and no this is not sarcasm... | ||
Chill
Calgary25996 Posts
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BloodDrunK
Bangladesh2767 Posts
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Gann1
United States1575 Posts
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starfries
Canada3508 Posts
edit: figured it out, she pays you | ||
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ejac
United States1195 Posts
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Xeris
Iran17695 Posts
Always wondered what it would be like to have sex with a porn star, I think it would be interesting at some point in my life to do that, and I wonder how much it would cost. Anybody have any ideas or guesses? I dunno like when I have a career and before I'm married, why not try it once? O_O! | ||
Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
On January 29 2010 15:50 Xeris wrote: random, but kinda related tangent... Always wondered what it would be like to have sex with a porn star, I think it would be interesting at some point in my life to do that, and I wonder how much it would cost. Anybody have any ideas or guesses? I dunno like when I have a career and before I'm married, why not try it once? O_O! most porn stars work as hookers in their free time as their real job glorified hookers especially in japan i love tokyo | ||
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
On January 29 2010 15:37 ejac wrote: Wear a condom. Condoms are for suckers. | ||
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Redunzl
862 Posts
On January 29 2010 16:14 Rekrul wrote: most porn stars work as hookers in their free time as their real job glorified hookers especially in japan i love tokyo yea, but sorry guys. you cant just call up a porn star hooker. usually they are reserved for director's and their associates. also gamblers and drug dealers. | ||
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KurtistheTurtle
United States1966 Posts
no they are most certainly not. condoms and sucking don't mix at all | ||
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
was actually a night i ended up there with reach yellow nalra garimto but they had all bailed by then 5 30 am 30 mins before closing this 32 yr old walks in and im thinking wtf is this hag then shes like oh do you like korean girls and im like uhhhh thats a stupid question shes like oh then i have just the girl for you!!! im like okay bring her she leaves and im sitting there drunk like wow i didn't know madam's with a harem of lil hookers come to night clubs i thought that was just room salons so eventually she brings the girl and in 30 mins im laying there drunk as fuck and we exchanged not many words other than whats ur name and how old r u she never left though i'm still confused...is she a hooker? or is she a normal girl? so i decided to find out: 'ok lets go back to my place and talk more there.' she instantly says 'ok' in the cab not many words are exchanged and shes looking like she hates her life i'm like wtf but w/e we get back to my place and get in my room and im like 'ok, so how much is this gunna cost??' '.............................what?' 'oh um er i mean what oh sit over here on the bed' 'what did you just say to me?' 'nothing' 'did u just ask me how much? for what?' 'well...err i thought u weren't a normal girl' 'OH MY GOD...' average day in the life | ||
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
On January 29 2010 16:20 chrisSquire wrote: yea, but sorry guys. you cant just call up a porn star hooker. usually they are reserved for director's and their associates. also gamblers and drug dealers. no, usually for mafia that own the porn industries (though, they often tend to be or associate with gamblers or drug dealers so i guess you're right) | ||
lilsusie
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 why are you sharing the story of how we first met? | ||
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
On January 29 2010 16:29 lilsusie wrote: Hahahah, oh Dan why are you sharing the story of how we first met?how about i share the story about the night at Danco | ||
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Xeris
Iran17695 Posts
On January 29 2010 16:14 Rekrul wrote: most porn stars work as hookers in their free time as their real job glorified hookers especially in japan i love tokyo ya but I wonder how much it'd cost , probably a few thousand dollars? | ||
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
On January 29 2010 16:46 Xeris wrote: ya but I wonder how much it'd cost , probably a few thousand dollars? no not at all lol | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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Pika Chu
Romania2510 Posts
There's practically two measurement units for price. Either time (per hour) or per finish (1 or two finishes for you). Second is most used. For the first you usually go to her home or tolerance house, and pay after. | ||
zatic
Zurich15365 Posts
But yeah, upfront is probably most common. | ||
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haduken
Australia8267 Posts
I think she is overrated. At a brothel, you go in, the madam shows you the girls. you pick, the girl might reject you. then you take a shower first, she might get in the shower with you and wash your privates to make sure. then you put on a condom, she might put it on for you. then she suck, then you fuck. When it's over, you pay, or you stay until your clock is up or she might be so great that you pay another hour. small talk is okay, if you are a repeater, she might start a conversation with you, be firm, be an asshole, don't be condescending though. Don't try to satisfy her, don't matter how good you are, she's seen bigger. | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
also http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=jwR&q=prostitute guide&aq=0c&aqi=g-c3&oq=prost guide | ||
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
On January 29 2010 17:13 haduken wrote: the going rate for maria ozawa is apparently 20k USD. And that is IF you manage to get on her waiting list. I think she is overrated. At a brothel, you go in, the madam shows you the girls. you pick, the girl might reject you. then you take a shower first, she might get in the shower with you and wash your privates to make sure. then you put on a condom, she might put it on for you. then she suck, then you fuck. When it's over, you pay, or you stay until your clock is up or she might be so great that you pay another hour. small talk is okay, if you are a repeater, she might start a conversation with you, be firm, be an asshole, don't be condescending though. Don't try to satisfy her, don't matter how good you are, she's seen bigger. what if they get your number and start calling you asking if they can come to your hotel room for no $ | ||
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haduken
Australia8267 Posts
I'll leave you to solve that one rekrul. | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
http://www.ascarletcovering.com/id25.html solo street walkers, pimped hos, brothel workers, red light window girls, escorts, massage fronted parlors, etc | ||
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igotmyown
United States4291 Posts
On January 29 2010 17:13 haduken wrote: the going rate for maria ozawa is apparently 20k USD. And that is IF you manage to get on her waiting list. I think she is overrated. At a brothel, you go in, the madam shows you the girls. you pick, the girl might reject you. then you take a shower first, she might get in the shower with you and wash your privates to make sure. then you put on a condom, she might put it on for you. then she suck, then you fuck. When it's over, you pay, or you stay until your clock is up or she might be so great that you pay another hour. small talk is okay, if you are a repeater, she might start a conversation with you, be firm, be an asshole, don't be condescending though. Don't try to satisfy her, don't matter how good you are, she's seen bigger. I'm curious how you would know this, and I'm skeptical. I very much doubt most porn videos pay their top actors 20k. There's also crew and other costs. And shouldn't the "going rate" be substantially less than their salary for one video? Maybe for those legendary hollywood brothels where you would get some big name actress. | ||
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
and lots of the famous ones are for sale too welcome to reality tl.net nerds. you idolize whores. | ||
GTR
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or do they have to become washed up first | ||
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
maybe when they split up and one of them tries to go solo then the album flops thats your in GTR (though you know, SNSD girls make wayyyy less money than you'd expect, managers/agents/industry gets all the money then they split a weak amount) | ||
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GTR
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Rekrul
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TheSituation
United States32 Posts
Pay for a gym membership Pay for the fresh hair cut. Deck yourself in some sweet fucking italian class bro. Go to a club and when the beat fights you.. pound that shit on the floor first bro. Then you fucking rage. Grab a chick and ride that hip man. Tell em about the situation. Easy win. | ||
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igotmyown
United States4291 Posts
On January 29 2010 18:00 TheSituation wrote: Don't pay for a hooker bro. Pay for a gym membership Pay for the fresh hair cut. Deck yourself in some sweet fucking italian class bro. Go to a club and when the beat fights you.. pound that shit on the floor first bro. Then you fucking rage. Grab a chick and ride that hip man. Tell em about the situation. Easy win. You mean a Robbery? | ||
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29 fps
United States5725 Posts
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Energies
Australia3225 Posts
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Foucault
Sweden2826 Posts
On January 29 2010 13:24 BuGzlToOnl wrote: PM a guy by the name of CaptainObvious. He might be able to guide you in the right direction. LOL He lost his virginity at a whorehouse right? Edit: Should these kinds of topics really be on TL? Prostitution is illegal in most countries, besides it's all kind of gross. | ||
Liquid`Drone
Norway28781 Posts
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Intr3pid
Switzerland336 Posts
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Foucault
Sweden2826 Posts
On January 29 2010 16:46 Xeris wrote: ya but I wonder how much it'd cost , probably a few thousand dollars? Why would you want to have sex with a pornstar? I think you're WAAAAAY overglorifying it bro They're just girls as well, with often times nasty silicon tits. Are you a virgin or something? | ||
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Foucault
Sweden2826 Posts
On January 29 2010 20:57 Liquid`Drone wrote: of course you should be allowed to talk about prostitution The topic wasn't about prostitution in general it was how to get hold of prostitutes, how much they cost etc. There's a huge difference, no? It's funny how none of the nerds is like "prostitution sucks" lol | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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Foucault
Sweden2826 Posts
On January 29 2010 21:21 CharlieMurphy wrote: Prostitution is legal in Vegas True that. And some other state in USA IIRC? Anyways, I dunno just seems like a weird topic on a SC forum. Besides there are youngsters here, like really young guys. | ||
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Celestial
United States652 Posts
On January 29 2010 21:28 Foucault wrote: True that. And some other state in USA IIRC? Anyways, I dunno just seems like a weird topic on a SC forum. Besides there are youngsters here, like really young guys. Maybe the young men who grow up reading these forums will need this information in the future. TL, where you learn real practical life lessons. | ||
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Pika Chu
Romania2510 Posts
On January 29 2010 21:28 Foucault wrote: True that. And some other state in USA IIRC? Anyways, I dunno just seems like a weird topic on a SC forum. Besides there are youngsters here, like really young guys. Look, i doubt there's anyone here who's younger than 14. And i'm sure at that age they've seen lots of porn movies, thought about fucking hundreds of times, seen artistic movies with whores, heard stories about sex and sex with prostitutes, sometimes THINK about having sex with a prostitute but mostly don't have the guts, see sex scene in papers, they are practically goddamn surrounded of trivial sexuality. I think you're used with it, but minors live in the same world as we do. Have you ever tried to be aware of how many sex related stuff hits you every day? And if there's anyone here within that age (that you are referring with as youngsters) i think it's much better to have a good/reliable (yes i think of tl.net as a reliable source of information many times) information. | ||
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ZeaL.
United States5955 Posts
On January 29 2010 21:28 Foucault wrote: True that. And some other state in USA IIRC? Anyways, I dunno just seems like a weird topic on a SC forum. Besides there are youngsters here, like really young guys. PVD represent! When I went to Brown U. people always mentioned that prostitution was legal in Providence. Something about how business transactions that happen indoors are private so somehow prostitution is legal.... as long as you do it indoors. Actually after some googling looks like a bill was signed in 2009 making prostitution illegal in RI, so looks like Nevada/LV are the only places left in the US now =[. | ||
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lilsusie
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Garnet
Vietnam9036 Posts
On January 30 2010 00:41 lilsusie wrote: Why pay for a girl when you can rape one for free? Because I won't be thrown in jail and get assraped? | ||
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Frits
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On January 30 2010 00:41 lilsusie wrote: Why pay for a girl when you can rape one for free? 10(?) years of your life is not exactly free wouldnt be very pleasurable either i imagine, but then again sex with a hooker probably isnt either lol | ||
Hyde
Australia14568 Posts
On January 30 2010 00:41 lilsusie wrote: Why pay for a girl when you can rape one for free? wtf? | ||
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So no fek
United States3001 Posts
On January 29 2010 21:21 CharlieMurphy wrote: Prostitution is legal in Vegas False. ;p It's legal in most areas of Nevada, but Vegas isn't one of them. | ||
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meeple
Canada10211 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + On January 30 2010 00:41 lilsusie wrote: Why pay for a girl when you can rape one for free? Do like susie says and rape her. Although you gotta be prepared for that... no links and clean body disposal. You don't want this catching back up to you. | ||
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koreasilver
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On January 30 2010 00:41 lilsusie wrote: Why pay for a girl when you can rape one for free? Wisdom. | ||
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Celestial
United States652 Posts
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Chill
Calgary25996 Posts
On January 30 2010 00:41 lilsusie wrote: Why pay for a girl when you can rape one for free? This is a really stupid comment. | ||
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F.A.O.D.
100 Posts
also this thread is only talking about female prostitutes. Seems male prostitutes are much cheaper generally speaking. But its the same way in the porn industry, star females paid much more than males (even the gay stars, except for maybe Christopher Dauenhauer) | ||
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Sadist
United States7327 Posts
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h3r1n6
Iceland2039 Posts
On January 30 2010 00:41 lilsusie wrote: Why pay for a girl when you can rape one for free? Haha, you just made my day. | ||
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omgbnetsux
United States3749 Posts
On January 30 2010 00:41 lilsusie wrote: Why pay for a girl when you can rape one for free? Get some sense and delete your post. | ||
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EmeraldSparks
United States1451 Posts
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
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Spike
United States1392 Posts
On January 30 2010 02:33 EmeraldSparks wrote: all women are whores (most would have sex with you for a billion dollars) so all that's left to negotiate is the price I'll fuck you for a billion dollars too. | ||
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EmeraldSparks
United States1451 Posts
sure, but pay first <3 | ||
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Draconizard
628 Posts
On January 30 2010 00:47 Garnet wrote: Because I won't be thrown in jail and get assraped? Since this appears to be the thread for moral depravity... It's ok. Simply kill her afterward and discreetly dispose of the body, unless you're the type who likes keeping "souvenirs". | ||
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DreaM)XeRO
Korea (South)4667 Posts
fuck her. pay rest later.. or.. im under the impression thats how it goes O__O | ||
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Foucault
Sweden2826 Posts
On January 30 2010 00:41 lilsusie wrote: Why pay for a girl when you can rape one for free? So this is what this thread has come to? Lame ass jokes about raping women. Weird coming from a woman though | ||
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
On January 30 2010 03:47 Foucault wrote: So this is what this thread has come to? Lame ass jokes about raping women. Weird coming from a woman though Thats the joke... Besides, all these people clammoring for morality in a thread asking how to pay for a hooker? Really? Anyways, locking because it's a stupid thread to begin with. | ||
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