She's like a parking meter. You have to keep inserting quarters into her vagina or else you'll get ticketed.

EDIT: Doesn't necessarily have to be a her. Sorry for being so myopic.

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

January 29 2010 04:13 GMT

Pay during.

Yes, you heard me.

konadora

Singapore66117 Posts

January 29 2010 04:14 GMT

You don't.

..Slick...

United States202 Posts

January 29 2010 04:15 GMT

Ugh what the hell. First off please don't do this, you may get an STD. Secondly please try to get a girl friend, you never know if you'll get a prostitute pregnant if a condom might break. I mean I can list more wrong and wrong things about this but I guess it's really up to you, I myself wouldn't do it.

il0seonpurpose

Korea (South)5638 Posts

January 29 2010 04:16 GMT

I didn't know going to prostitutes was like going on a date, why are you asking this? Did you plan this one out with her?

KurtistheTurtle

United States1966 Posts

January 29 2010 04:18 GMT

haha, I'm not hiring one. I'm just curious.

not to say I won't in the future..

Mora

Canada5235 Posts

January 29 2010 04:18 GMT

On January 29 2010 13:12 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
When you hire a prostitute, how does payment work? Do you pay before, after, or half-and-half?

or is she like a parking meter?

last week when my dad was staying with me i saw that he had looked some local women-for-pay personals.

I asked him the same question.

apparently you pay before.

Mikilatov

United States3897 Posts

January 29 2010 04:19 GMT

#10

You see, the trick is that you ensure that they are no longer living by the time intercourse has come to a close.

Noseriously, I'd assume you'd pay them after? haha. Either way, I'm sure the manner in which you attempt to pay them is the LEAST awkward situation they've been put in.

Tex

United States126 Posts

January 29 2010 04:20 GMT

#11

Have you never played GTA? Pay before.

Because if you saw Risky Business, you get screwed (haaah) if you don't.

KurtistheTurtle

United States1966 Posts

January 29 2010 04:21 GMT

#12

well I'd assume you'd pay them before, otherwise most guys could just fuck'n'dash. but practices are probably different depending on region, so hopefully somebody has some first-hand experience.

Cloud

Sexico5880 Posts

January 29 2010 04:24 GMT

#13

You show your condom before and pay later. They shouldn't ask to see the money if you're not living in a rat trap.

If you feel like being classy but probably more discrete than anything some escort houses accept credit card and/or online payment before anything happens.

Hookers are the best thing ever since they are cheap (relative) and straight to the point.

BuGzlToOnl

United States5918 Posts

January 29 2010 04:24 GMT

#14

PM a guy by the name of CaptainObvious.

He might be able to guide you in the right direction.

mmp

United States2130 Posts

January 29 2010 04:24 GMT

#15

If it's a first-time transaction, you show the money up front.

If it's a repeat visit, you can pay immediately afterwards. It's not a bar, you do not get a tab, or IOU.

This is not from experience >_> ... just common sense.

Edit: If you want to establish a tab system, you must talk with her (or his) pimp or management agency, and probably get high with them and let them know you're cool. Make sure you've done business with them on a steady basis and then they won't fuck up your shit if you need to IOU.

Edit: You really need to distinguish between call girls and hookers. OBVIOUSLY you pay the call girl afterwards. Hookers you should just roll down your window and show them the cash (Benjamin's preferred, depends where you live).