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KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
January 29 2010 04:12 GMT
#1
When you hire a prostitute, how does payment work? Do you pay before, after, or half-and-half?

or is she like a parking meter?

****
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
January 29 2010 04:13 GMT
#2
what the foc?

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u get her in the car and pay her after... that's what i think
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17024 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-29 04:13:59
January 29 2010 04:13 GMT
#3
She's like a parking meter. You have to keep inserting quarters into her vagina or else you'll get ticketed.

EDIT: Doesn't necessarily have to be a her. Sorry for being so myopic.
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 29 2010 04:13 GMT
#4
Pay during.

Yes, you heard me.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66357 Posts
January 29 2010 04:14 GMT
#5
You don't.
POGGERS
..Slick...
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States202 Posts
January 29 2010 04:15 GMT
#6
Ugh what the hell. First off please don't do this, you may get an STD. Secondly please try to get a girl friend, you never know if you'll get a prostitute pregnant if a condom might break. I mean I can list more wrong and wrong things about this but I guess it's really up to you, I myself wouldn't do it.
it was written
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
January 29 2010 04:16 GMT
#7
I didn't know going to prostitutes was like going on a date, why are you asking this? Did you plan this one out with her?
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
January 29 2010 04:18 GMT
#8
haha, I'm not hiring one. I'm just curious.

not to say I won't in the future..
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
January 29 2010 04:18 GMT
#9
On January 29 2010 13:12 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
When you hire a prostitute, how does payment work? Do you pay before, after, or half-and-half?

or is she like a parking meter?


last week when my dad was staying with me i saw that he had looked some local women-for-pay personals.

I asked him the same question.

apparently you pay before.
Happiness only real when shared.
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
January 29 2010 04:19 GMT
#10
You see, the trick is that you ensure that they are no longer living by the time intercourse has come to a close.

Noseriously, I'd assume you'd pay them after? haha. Either way, I'm sure the manner in which you attempt to pay them is the LEAST awkward situation they've been put in.
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
Tex
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States126 Posts
January 29 2010 04:20 GMT
#11
Have you never played GTA? Pay before.

Because if you saw Risky Business, you get screwed (haaah) if you don't.
Impossible is a word that people use so they don't feel bad when they quit.
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
January 29 2010 04:21 GMT
#12
well I'd assume you'd pay them before, otherwise most guys could just fuck'n'dash. but practices are probably different depending on region, so hopefully somebody has some first-hand experience.
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-29 04:29:00
January 29 2010 04:24 GMT
#13
You show your condom before and pay later. They shouldn't ask to see the money if you're not living in a rat trap.

If you feel like being classy but probably more discrete than anything some escort houses accept credit card and/or online payment before anything happens.

Hookers are the best thing ever since they are cheap (relative) and straight to the point.
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
January 29 2010 04:24 GMT
#14
PM a guy by the name of CaptainObvious.

He might be able to guide you in the right direction.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
mmp
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2130 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-29 04:52:04
January 29 2010 04:24 GMT
#15
If it's a first-time transaction, you show the money up front.

If it's a repeat visit, you can pay immediately afterwards. It's not a bar, you do not get a tab, or IOU.

This is not from experience >_> ... just common sense.

Edit: If you want to establish a tab system, you must talk with her (or his) pimp or management agency, and probably get high with them and let them know you're cool. Make sure you've done business with them on a steady basis and then they won't fuck up your shit if you need to IOU.

Edit: You really need to distinguish between call girls and hookers. OBVIOUSLY you pay the call girl afterwards. Hookers you should just roll down your window and show them the cash (Benjamin's preferred, depends where you live).
I (λ (foo) (and (<3 foo) ( T_T foo) (RAGE foo) )) Starcraft
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11554 Posts
January 29 2010 04:27 GMT
#16
lol r u srs
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
January 29 2010 04:28 GMT
#17
Yes, she's like a parking meter. You drop coins into her. And just throw in more money if you need more time to park your 'car'.
Moderator<:3-/-<
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
January 29 2010 04:30 GMT
#18
Lol "for future reference?"
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
Lucktar
Profile Joined July 2008
United States526 Posts
January 29 2010 04:38 GMT
#19
5 star blog, no question.
NaDa, much, ZerO fighting!
Faronel
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States658 Posts
January 29 2010 04:40 GMT
#20
o.O tmi!

I think you don't need to know this information.. instead distract yourself with something less... sexually immoral.
C'est la vie...
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