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Duckvillelol
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Australia1253 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-03 08:11:46
January 03 2010 07:56 GMT
#1
Re: Replay

DAY 1.

MEOW.

The executor has told us that he wishes to start with a very standard build. We begin with a pylon, warping it in to provide power for the new buildings in this harsh terrain.

DAY 3.

MEOW.

A Gateway has begun, we must prepare our forces to destroy the rebel protoss on this world, current intelligence reports that they have a base to the North of our current position. What will the executor do? I have been ordered to scout the enemy, to search for possible signs.

DAY 6.

MY LIFE FOR AUIR.

Entaro Tassadar! I have been brought to this world to defend our new colony, and to seek vengance on these rebels to the north. Executor has promised us glorious battle, and I hope that it will not take too long to begin.

DAY 8.

MY LIFE FOR AUIR.

The executor seems agitated, I have heard that he received a message from the rebel commander... "HF"... What this means I do not know... But the executor seems to be concerned for the safety of our new colony.

DAY 9.

MEOW.

I have been sent to create a second Gateway for our troops. The executor still seems agitated, as if he is worried that the enemy commander is plotting something devious. Gateway down. Scouting reports from Probe-1251K42 suggest the enemy is building Gateways near our base! We must be prepared!

DAY 10.

MY LIFE FOR AUIR.

My brother has joined me on the battlefield, but we are outnumbered... I shall fight for the honour of my clan, and the safety of our colony. A sheild battery has been placed.

Probes have been lost... but we have been victorious in our defence!

DAY 15.

*bzzzzttt* MEOW

Pylon down. Gateway down. Calling in Zealot reinforcements to the enemy base. It seems as if he has not noticed our own counter-measures!

DAY 25.

MY LIFE FOR AUIR.

My detachment has destroyed the enemy proxy Gateways, and we have fended off a second major attack on our base. We are now proceeding to the enemy stronghold as our secondary forces have destroyed many enemy probes, and a reaver has been dispatched to take care of the secondary base the rebels have built.

DAY 30.

BEEPEBEEPEBEEP

FIRING SCARAB.
RETURNING TO SHUTTLE.
REBUILDING SCARAB.
ATTACK SUCCESSFUL.
SHUTTLE IS PROCEEDING TO ENEMY MINING OPERATION AT THE MAIN BASE.
I AM DEPLOYED.
TARGET ACQUIRED.
SHUTTLE DESTROYED.
FIRING SCARAB.
5 OR MORE PROBES DESTRO----

DAY 40.

I HAVE RETURNED.

Victory is complete. We have destroyed the enemy expansion base. Proceeding into the main base.

We must -------------

+ Show Spoiler +
Yeah sorry guys I was bored. I was also kinda glad that I defended against a cheese, because usually I'm terrible against cheese, but I've been practicing with my friend a lot so I do a lot better than I used to, haha.


*****
Former SC2 commentator. youtube.com/duckvillelol
Exteray
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1094 Posts
January 03 2010 08:27 GMT
#2
haha nice narrative!
El Resplandor
Profile Joined June 2009
United States187 Posts
January 03 2010 08:27 GMT
#3
hahaha great write up :D

5/5 would read again
Live to win 'till you die... 'till the light dies in your eyes
Sentenal
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States12398 Posts
January 03 2010 08:44 GMT
#4
lol the Reaver part was the best
"Apparently, Sentenal is a paragon of friendship and tolerance. " - Ech0ne
hymn
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Bulgaria832 Posts
January 03 2010 08:56 GMT
#5
Now only if reavers were that bright
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
January 03 2010 09:26 GMT
#6
hohoho cute little report
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Duckvillelol
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Australia1253 Posts
January 03 2010 09:42 GMT
#7
Haha thanks guys Was a little bored, and jazzed from actually beating a cheese.
Former SC2 commentator. youtube.com/duckvillelol
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 03 2010 10:54 GMT
#8
that was funny, do more sometime again please
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Duckvillelol
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Australia1253 Posts
January 03 2010 11:07 GMT
#9
Alrighty, next time I have a game that's semi-interesting I will.

Just out of curiosity did anyone watch the rep?
Former SC2 commentator. youtube.com/duckvillelol
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 03 2010 11:15 GMT
#10
Says there was 3 downloads, so apparently. I haven't though.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
January 03 2010 13:05 GMT
#11
Great read!)
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
ShloobeR
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Korea (South)3820 Posts
January 03 2010 13:12 GMT
#12
At first glance I was certain that it read

DAY 30
-----------------
FUCKING HELL
GODDAMN SHUTTLE

which made me laugh a little but the original is good too
: o )
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-03 13:51:12
January 03 2010 13:50 GMT
#13
Hahahaha, fun read. We need more battle reports like this. (Stork vs GGPlay on Andromeda, imo).
DAY 30394599:
..........
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
January 03 2010 14:02 GMT
#14
47/5 would read over and over <3
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
aeroH
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1034 Posts
January 03 2010 14:16 GMT
#15
auir -> aiur
Captain Mayhem
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Sweden774 Posts
January 03 2010 15:20 GMT
#16
Wow, you're not bad at writing :D Really funny, and had my attention all the way through. Please do more when you get the chance!
Gravity is just a theory anyway.
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
January 03 2010 15:52 GMT
#17
meow
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Duckvillelol
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Australia1253 Posts
January 03 2010 21:34 GMT
#18
On January 03 2010 23:16 aeroH wrote:
auir -> aiur



Whoopsies :S - WHY ISN'T THERE A STARCRAFT SPELLCHECK?
Former SC2 commentator. youtube.com/duckvillelol
Thegilaboy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States2018 Posts
January 03 2010 21:53 GMT
#19
Very entertaining read, hope you do some more in the future

5/5
Re-Play-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Dominican Republic825 Posts
January 27 2010 04:11 GMT
#20
xd
P1: Best rank? P2:1st time iccup, P1:really? P1 looks at the account of P2 WOW B+ last season ^^
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