ohai guys :D

You may have remembered me from my "what rank will empyrean get on the ladder if he actually ladders" blog. A few significant hurdles include my 110 APM, my utter lack of commitment, and the fact that I'd rather just play DotA.

The following is a battlereport of one of my recent ladder games. It's against a C rank Terran who was moving up the ladder the same time I was. His profile is accessible at http://www.iccup.com/gamingprofile/PoW］JoDeTe-.html

The pictures tell the story. They're captioned and the units have little speech bubbles. Each image will be in its own spoiler, since it's the best format to view this battle report (kind of like an animated gif except you have to click to proceed). This is going to be rather image heavy, so sorry in advance and I hope you enjoy!

...done entirely in MS Paint.

It's a PvT on Zodiac (current motw...blegh). I spawn at 11 and he spawns at 7.

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zomgz :D

Hope you enjoyed!

EDIT: Oh yeah, replay available at http://repdepot.net/replay.php?id=27475

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MountainDewJunkie

United States10341 Posts

December 31 2009 08:12 GMT

It's a trap! ^^

Jaxtyk

United States600 Posts

December 31 2009 08:12 GMT

Funny.

Splendour

Bulgaria129 Posts

December 31 2009 08:15 GMT

Lol.... it's a trap :D

Do another one please.

ghermination

United States2851 Posts

December 31 2009 08:17 GMT

This was probably the funniest five minutes i've spent all day.
Thank you.
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also you repeated an image at the end...

Empyrean

16987 Posts

December 31 2009 08:20 GMT

On December 31 2009 17:17 ghermination wrote:
This was probably the funniest five minutes i've spent all day.
Thank you.
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also you repeated an image at the end...

Oops, that was supposed to be the gg image. One sec :O

Yogurt

United States4258 Posts

December 31 2009 08:26 GMT

hahaha i liked it

geetarzero

United States217 Posts

December 31 2009 08:33 GMT

nice...and say, wouldn't arbiters have been insanely helpful for you in that game?

Gruv

United Kingdom379 Posts

December 31 2009 09:22 GMT

That was an awesome read to start the day! Do more I say! MOAR!

ThePsiTooz

New Zealand27 Posts

December 31 2009 09:28 GMT

#10

hahaha that was really funny, nice xD

meegrean

Thailand7699 Posts

December 31 2009 09:38 GMT

#11

Empyrean is a pretty cool guy. I've played quite a few games (one of each matchup) with him before

deathgod6

United States5064 Posts

December 31 2009 10:17 GMT

#12

Nice, thoroughly enjoyed it.

29 fps

United States5724 Posts

December 31 2009 10:58 GMT

#13

i enjoyed it. but he wasnt bm or anything. i expected that from these kinds of blogs.

Boblion

France8043 Posts

December 31 2009 11:34 GMT

#14

I only played you one game but i'm sure that you are not D/D+

You looked like a C protoss or maybe higher.

538

Hungary3932 Posts

December 31 2009 11:44 GMT

#15

Nice battle report, I literally loled at some captions

5/5

ZhenMiChan

Netherlands1181 Posts

December 31 2009 12:04 GMT

#16

haha loving it "it's a trap ^_^"

bITt.mAN

Switzerland3693 Posts

December 31 2009 12:12 GMT

#17

haha nice, poor terran tho, don't you have any sort of cool stat like :
"how many heroic probies were massacred during this valiant showdown" or
"number of dragoons popped by evil mines"

IPS.ZeRo

Germany1142 Posts

December 31 2009 12:34 GMT

#18

lol that was hilarious, nicely done

Prof. Protoss

Germany744 Posts

December 31 2009 12:50 GMT

#19

it's a trap

so funny

edit: oh hai there zero

Kerotan

England2109 Posts

December 31 2009 13:12 GMT

#20

Very nice read, and the guy GG'd as well, but seriously, our vultures are your DT's, now cloaked vultures, that would be awesome (for me).

Oh and have a 5.

GreEny K

Germany7312 Posts

December 31 2009 13:46 GMT

#21

Now imagine if you would have spent that time practicing!!!

Lovin

Denmark812 Posts

December 31 2009 14:52 GMT

#22

Hahaha and the Linkin Park reference! Comedy GOLD, Empyrean! xD

Artifex

Belgium189 Posts

December 31 2009 15:08 GMT

#23

Absolutely hilarious! Please do more :D

This definately made my day.

FlamyDeath

Netherlands146 Posts

December 31 2009 15:33 GMT

#24

5/5 would read again.

I gotta say your opponent seemed to be a cool guy aswell though.

konadora

Singapore66161 Posts

December 31 2009 15:47 GMT

#25

haha that was such a fun read, awesome!

meeple

Canada10211 Posts

December 31 2009 16:09 GMT

#26

That was great, a lot of effort went into making it and it shows.

Empyrean

16987 Posts

December 31 2009 18:54 GMT

#27

On January 01 2010 01:09 meeple wrote:
That was great, a lot of effort went into making it and it shows.

Haha thanks. It was done entirely in MS Paint T_T

eNoq

Netherlands502 Posts

December 31 2009 19:04 GMT

#28

haha made me lol

Spazer

Canada8031 Posts

January 01 2010 06:12 GMT

#29

On January 01 2010 03:54 Empyrean wrote:

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Haha thanks. It was done entirely in MS Paint T_T

I hate making stuff in Paint. It feels like it takes twice the effort to get things to look right...

Make more please! ^^

Empyrean

16987 Posts

January 01 2010 19:55 GMT

#30

On January 01 2010 15:12 Spazer wrote:

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I hate making stuff in Paint. It feels like it takes twice the effort to get things to look right...

Make more please! ^^

Haha, if I have any entertaining games I might make some more....they kind of take a long time, though, so it depends :<

Chef

10810 Posts

January 01 2010 20:02 GMT

#31

Fun, eh? I like fun! *click thread link*

:O That was fun!

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