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Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17050 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-31 18:00:57
December 31 2009 08:06 GMT
#1
ohai guys :D

You may have remembered me from my "what rank will empyrean get on the ladder if he actually ladders" blog. A few significant hurdles include my 110 APM, my utter lack of commitment, and the fact that I'd rather just play DotA.

The following is a battlereport of one of my recent ladder games. It's against a C rank Terran who was moving up the ladder the same time I was. His profile is accessible at http://www.iccup.com/gamingprofile/PoW］JoDeTe-.html

The pictures tell the story. They're captioned and the units have little speech bubbles. Each image will be in its own spoiler, since it's the best format to view this battle report (kind of like an animated gif except you have to click to proceed). This is going to be rather image heavy, so sorry in advance and I hope you enjoy!

...done entirely in MS Paint.

It's a PvT on Zodiac (current motw...blegh). I spawn at 11 and he spawns at 7.

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zomgz :D

Hope you enjoyed!


EDIT: Oh yeah, replay available at http://repdepot.net/replay.php?id=27475

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MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10344 Posts
December 31 2009 08:12 GMT
#2
It's a trap! ^^
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
Jaxtyk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States600 Posts
December 31 2009 08:12 GMT
#3
Funny.
To tell the truth....I could beat anyone in the world.
Splendour
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Bulgaria129 Posts
December 31 2009 08:15 GMT
#4
Lol.... it's a trap :D

Do another one please.
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
December 31 2009 08:17 GMT
#5
This was probably the funniest five minutes i've spent all day.
Thank you.
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also you repeated an image at the end...
U Gotta Skate.
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17050 Posts
December 31 2009 08:20 GMT
#6
On December 31 2009 17:17 ghermination wrote:
This was probably the funniest five minutes i've spent all day.
Thank you.
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also you repeated an image at the end...


Oops, that was supposed to be the gg image. One sec :O
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Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
December 31 2009 08:26 GMT
#7
hahaha i liked it
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
geetarzero
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States217 Posts
December 31 2009 08:33 GMT
#8
nice...and say, wouldn't arbiters have been insanely helpful for you in that game?
sKyHigh? him? don't worry about it. (–_–)
Gruv
Profile Joined October 2009
United Kingdom379 Posts
December 31 2009 09:22 GMT
#9
That was an awesome read to start the day! Do more I say! MOAR!
Well butter my biscuit.
ThePsiTooz
Profile Joined November 2009
New Zealand27 Posts
December 31 2009 09:28 GMT
#10
hahaha that was really funny, nice xD
Once you go grack, you never go back.
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
December 31 2009 09:38 GMT
#11
Empyrean is a pretty cool guy. I've played quite a few games (one of each matchup) with him before
Brood War loyalist
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
December 31 2009 10:17 GMT
#12
Nice, thoroughly enjoyed it.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
December 31 2009 10:58 GMT
#13
i enjoyed it. but he wasnt bm or anything. i expected that from these kinds of blogs.
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
December 31 2009 11:34 GMT
#14
I only played you one game but i'm sure that you are not D/D+

You looked like a C protoss or maybe higher.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
538
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Hungary3932 Posts
December 31 2009 11:44 GMT
#15
Nice battle report, I literally loled at some captions
5/5
BW fighting!
ZhenMiChan
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Netherlands1181 Posts
December 31 2009 12:04 GMT
#16
haha loving it "it's a trap ^_^"
Studying Chinese~
bITt.mAN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Switzerland3693 Posts
December 31 2009 12:12 GMT
#17
haha nice, poor terran tho, don't you have any sort of cool stat like :
"how many heroic probies were massacred during this valiant showdown" or
"number of dragoons popped by evil mines"
BW4LYF . . . . . . PM me, I LOVE PMs. . . . . . Long live "NaDa's Body" . . . . . . Fantasy | Bisu/Best | Jaedong . . . . .
IPS.ZeRo
Profile Joined April 2003
Germany1142 Posts
December 31 2009 12:34 GMT
#18
lol that was hilarious, nicely done
aka DTF-ZeRo
Prof. Protoss
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Germany744 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-31 12:50:59
December 31 2009 12:50 GMT
#19
it's a trap

so funny

edit: oh hai there zero
Don't mess the fess!
Kerotan
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
England2109 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-31 13:13:15
December 31 2009 13:12 GMT
#20
Very nice read, and the guy GG'd as well, but seriously, our vultures are your DT's, now cloaked vultures, that would be awesome (for me).

Oh and have a 5.
Nerdette // External revolution - Internal revolution // Fabulous // I raise my hands to heaven of curiosity // I don't know what to ask for // What has it got for me? // Kerribear
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
December 31 2009 13:46 GMT
#21
Now imagine if you would have spent that time practicing!!!
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
Lovin
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark812 Posts
December 31 2009 14:52 GMT
#22
Hahaha and the Linkin Park reference! Comedy GOLD, Empyrean! xD
AKA SuddenSalad
Artifex
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Belgium189 Posts
December 31 2009 15:08 GMT
#23
Absolutely hilarious! Please do more :D

This definately made my day.
Fear. Fear that the zerg are expanding all over the map and there's nothing you can do. The Swarm. Your doom. Now is the time to panic. The terran and protoss are trying to survive. The Zerg are trying to obliterate them. - Stane
FlamyDeath
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Netherlands146 Posts
December 31 2009 15:33 GMT
#24
5/5 would read again.

I gotta say your opponent seemed to be a cool guy aswell though.
We real cool. We Left school. We Lurk Late. We Strike Straight. We Sing sin. We Thin gin. We Jazz June. We Die soon
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66358 Posts
December 31 2009 15:47 GMT
#25
haha that was such a fun read, awesome!
POGGERS
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
December 31 2009 16:09 GMT
#26
That was great, a lot of effort went into making it and it shows.
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17050 Posts
December 31 2009 18:54 GMT
#27
On January 01 2010 01:09 meeple wrote:
That was great, a lot of effort went into making it and it shows.


Haha thanks. It was done entirely in MS Paint T_T
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eNoq
Profile Joined June 2009
Netherlands502 Posts
December 31 2009 19:04 GMT
#28
haha made me lol
Proburu
Spazer
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada8033 Posts
January 01 2010 06:12 GMT
#29
On January 01 2010 03:54 Empyrean wrote:
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On January 01 2010 01:09 meeple wrote:
That was great, a lot of effort went into making it and it shows.


Haha thanks. It was done entirely in MS Paint T_T

I hate making stuff in Paint. It feels like it takes twice the effort to get things to look right...

Make more please! ^^
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Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17050 Posts
January 01 2010 19:55 GMT
#30
On January 01 2010 15:12 Spazer wrote:
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On January 01 2010 03:54 Empyrean wrote:
On January 01 2010 01:09 meeple wrote:
That was great, a lot of effort went into making it and it shows.


Haha thanks. It was done entirely in MS Paint T_T

I hate making stuff in Paint. It feels like it takes twice the effort to get things to look right...

Make more please! ^^


Haha, if I have any entertaining games I might make some more....they kind of take a long time, though, so it depends :<
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
January 01 2010 20:02 GMT
#31
Fun, eh? I like fun! *click thread link*

:O That was fun!


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