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MuffinDude
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3837 Posts
December 31 2009 04:11 GMT
#1
I missed out watching great v skyhigh the other day so I decided to look at the recommended games for the thread.

The thread can be found here: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=108814

So the recommended games went like this.
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Don't watch Set 2, watch this instead . It's basically the same thing, and 24 minutes shorter.

Set 3 Turn vs Hydra. a very non-standard TvZ, and a great example of how macro can beat out the best micro.

Ace Match: It was the match of the night. I'd say if you're looking for a good game, this is it.


I decided to click on the link written about great v skyhigh. It lead to this youtube video:



Now I was bored and I found this to be quite interesting, so I went and looked at more videos of animals mating. I watched wolves mate, cheetahs mate, and giraffes mate. Then I got to elephant. The particular video was this:

I was watching the video and thinking yea yea. The male puts his front legs on the female and start shaking its hip. But then I noticed something slightly disturbing. I noticed this 2 foot thing between its hind legs. At first, I thought it was its tails, but then I realized that it was too long and out of position to be its tail. After using process of elimination, I managed to come to the conclusion:
ZOMFG!?!?! IS THAT AN ELEPHANT'S DICK??!??!

Now I'm not actually surprised that animals of that size has a dick that long. However, I have seen tons of elephants in my life at zoos and different shows, and I have not once seen an elephant have something like the one I saw in the video before. Given that the recent elephant that I saw was a female last summer and my memories of a male elephants might be a bit hazy, I was still surprised at what I saw. At first I thought the elephants in the zoo must be sterile, but after some research I found that there was no regulation that animals in the zoo must be sterile.

According to National Geographic, average length of an African elephant penis is about 2 meters and most of it is not visible. It weighs about 25 kg or 55 lbs. The record is 6 and a half feet long!

I can't believed I missed this every single time I went to the zoo.

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Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
December 31 2009 04:15 GMT
#2
holy crap what if an elephant whipped you with its penis

could fucking kill you!

I guess I know now that elephants don't just have 1 trunk
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Azrael1111
Profile Joined July 2008
United States550 Posts
December 31 2009 04:15 GMT
#3
They probably weren't erect when you went to the zoo?
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
December 31 2009 04:16 GMT
#4
When 4 legged mammals are not mating their penises are mostly inside their bodies, and sorta emerge when they become aroused.

Bio major ftw!
MuffinDude
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3837 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-31 04:17:01
December 31 2009 04:16 GMT
#5
On December 31 2009 13:15 Azrael1111 wrote:
They probably weren't erect when you went to the zoo?

Maybe. But they still are normally about a foot long~2 feet unerected.
On December 31 2009 13:16 Lemonwalrus wrote:
When 4 legged mammals are not mating their penises are mostly inside their bodies, and sorta emerge when they become aroused.

Bio major ftw!

That explains a lot.
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FyRe_DragOn
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada2056 Posts
December 31 2009 04:17 GMT
#6
ROFL 6 FEET LONG HOLY SHIT WTF
aka DragOn[NaS]
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-31 04:20:23
December 31 2009 04:17 GMT
#7
When I was in freshman biology, the professor posed the question of the animal with the longest penis (proportional to body sizes, of course). A lot of students thought it was the elephant.... it turned out to be wrong.

The professor claimed that the species with the longest penis (proportional to body size) known so far, is a kind of shellfish (I believe some kind of barnacles). It sticks to hard surfaces such as rocks and ships and it is relatively immoble. To mate, the males extend their "penis" to females and this extension can be several times of its body size.

EDIT: Found the source. http://museumvictoria.com.au/crust/barnbiol.html
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24745 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-31 04:37:39
December 31 2009 04:29 GMT
#8
On December 31 2009 13:17 illu wrote:
When I was in freshman biology, the professor posed the question of the animal with the longest penis (proportional to body sizes, of course). A lot of students thought it was the elephant.... it turned out to be wrong.

The professor claimed that the species with the longest penis (proportional to body size) known so far, is a kind of shellfish (I believe some kind of barnacles). It sticks to hard surfaces such as rocks and ships and it is relatively immoble. To mate, the males extend their "penis" to females and this extension can be several times of its body size.

EDIT: Found the source. http://museumvictoria.com.au/crust/barnbiol.html

Useful information.

edit: but interesting story I suppose
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Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
December 31 2009 04:29 GMT
#9
toi have
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
December 31 2009 04:31 GMT
#10
http://www.cracked.com/article/241_5-animals-that-can-do-amazing-things-...-with-their-penises/

Cracked educated me on the wonders of animal penises.
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
December 31 2009 04:33 GMT
#11
2 meter average... but 6.5 feet (1.9812 meters) for record longest?
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cutebabyelephant
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States50 Posts
December 31 2009 04:36 GMT
#12
u jealous?
MuffinDude
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3837 Posts
December 31 2009 04:36 GMT
#13
On December 31 2009 13:33 Not_Computer wrote:
2 meter average... but 6.5 feet (1.9812 meters) for record longest?

Rofl. I just found the fact online. Could be wrong.
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TheOvermind77
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States923 Posts
December 31 2009 04:49 GMT
#14
What's with the third elephant trying to cockblock? Bitches and hoes always bring their friends...
Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know that I am the Overmind; the eternal will of the Swarm, and that you have been created to serve me.
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
December 31 2009 04:49 GMT
#15
hoooooooooooly crap

learned something new today!
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hixhix
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
1156 Posts
December 31 2009 05:00 GMT
#16
I hope japanese don't find this out otherwise they'll start producing beastie porn using elephants
BlackMagister
Profile Joined October 2008
United States5834 Posts
December 31 2009 05:23 GMT
#17
On December 31 2009 13:17 illu wrote:
When I was in freshman biology, the professor posed the question of the animal with the longest penis (proportional to body sizes, of course). A lot of students thought it was the elephant.... it turned out to be wrong.

The professor claimed that the species with the longest penis (proportional to body size) known so far, is a kind of shellfish (I believe some kind of barnacles). It sticks to hard surfaces such as rocks and ships and it is relatively immoble. To mate, the males extend their "penis" to females and this extension can be several times of its body size.

EDIT: Found the source. http://museumvictoria.com.au/crust/barnbiol.html


I heard the same thing from my bio teacher.
skronch
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2717 Posts
December 31 2009 07:02 GMT
#18
reminded me of this:

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