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KvkG
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States65 Posts
December 30 2009 17:12 GMT
#1
I was browsing a random thread and all of a sudden I see this -

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=107998&currentpage=3#42

Somewhere in my mind, I was like hmmm I saw that before, ah yes it was in that TL veterancy thread. Trying to quench my curiosity, I searched ALERT GERMAN on the search engine and turned up some pretty funny results -

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=107922#15

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=107922#4

lol @ mods bashing zatic

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oxidized
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States324 Posts
December 30 2009 17:38 GMT
#2
For Reference: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=108001
(TL Veterancy thread)
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
December 30 2009 18:14 GMT
#3
lol
KiLL_ORdeR
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1518 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-30 18:17:51
December 30 2009 18:17 GMT
#4
roflmao!!

On December 31 2009 02:38 oxidized wrote:
For Reference: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=108001
(TL Veterancy thread)


edit: ^^mostly at this one, not so much the others.
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Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6774 Posts
December 30 2009 18:31 GMT
#5
Hahahah

Zatic <3
Graphics
MasterOfChaos
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Germany2896 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-30 18:58:36
December 30 2009 18:37 GMT
#6
Help, help I'm being repressed!
<p style='color:#f00;text-align : right;font-weight:bold'>ALERT: GERMAN</p><img src="/staff/zatic/gdenied.gif" style="position:absolute;top:300px;margin-top:-4em;">
LiquipediaOne eye to kill. Two eyes to live.
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
December 30 2009 18:38 GMT
#7
DENIED.
nbtnbt5
Profile Joined March 2009
232 Posts
December 30 2009 18:44 GMT
#8
Lol wtf, denied?
Yellow: "Well boxer's kind of a tool like that, wanting to bunker rush me all the time but hiding it behind all that deception."
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15362 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-30 18:47:49
December 30 2009 18:47 GMT
#9
Sorry, it was unanimous.

ALERT: GERMAN


ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
MasterOfChaos
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Germany2896 Posts
December 30 2009 18:48 GMT
#10
Zatic is used to being beast of burden to other people's needs. Is very sad life, will probably have very sad death, but at least there is symetry.
<p style='color:#f00;text-align : right;font-weight:bold'>ALERT: GERMAN</p>
LiquipediaOne eye to kill. Two eyes to live.
asel
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Germany1601 Posts
December 30 2009 18:49 GMT
#11
oh my god, they are coming
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LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10829 Posts
December 30 2009 18:50 GMT
#12
LOL the security council has been alerted!
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Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-09 20:48:46
December 30 2009 18:53 GMT
#13
Imagine having to negotiate daily with these tyrants.
Schnake
Profile Joined September 2003
Germany2819 Posts
December 30 2009 18:53 GMT
#14
All hail the German Security Council!
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ZeeTemplar
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States557 Posts
December 30 2009 18:54 GMT
#15
lol
Jangbi storms!!!
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
December 30 2009 18:55 GMT
#16
Time to surrender :/
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
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Profile Joined February 2009
Canada719 Posts
December 30 2009 19:01 GMT
#17
Your pathetic img elements are insignificant before the power of Firebug!
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ForTheSwarm
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States556 Posts
December 30 2009 19:04 GMT
#18
Hahahahahahaha! I love this site
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789
Profile Joined October 2009
United States959 Posts
December 30 2009 19:05 GMT
#19
Oh my, the GSC is everywhere. Where's my tin foil....
Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk Cafe! He's the next Jaedong, baby!
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
December 30 2009 19:06 GMT
#20
DEUTCHLAND DEUTCHLAND uber alles
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MasterOfChaos
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Germany2896 Posts
December 30 2009 19:07 GMT
#21
On December 31 2009 03:53 Kennigit wrote:
Imagine having to negotiate daily with these tyrants.

I fart in your general direction
<p style='color:#f00;text-align : right;font-weight:bold'>ALERT: GERMAN</p>
LiquipediaOne eye to kill. Two eyes to live.
789
Profile Joined October 2009
United States959 Posts
December 30 2009 19:10 GMT
#22
On December 31 2009 04:07 MasterOfChaos wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 31 2009 03:53 Kennigit wrote:
Imagine having to negotiate daily with these tyrants.

I fart in your general direction
<p style='color:#f00;text-align : right;font-weight:bold'>ALERT: GERMAN</p>


Wasn't that the French in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. If so, this suggests some sort of French-German Alliance. We may have more to worry about than originally thought.
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WeSt
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Portugal918 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-30 19:11:19
December 30 2009 19:11 GMT
#23
LOL
zvz is imba
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6774 Posts
December 30 2009 19:21 GMT
#24
LOOOL
Graphics
Flopgun
Profile Joined August 2005
Germany274 Posts
December 30 2009 19:26 GMT
#25
do not make fun about us!
Jaedong fighting
Ghardo
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Germany1685 Posts
December 30 2009 19:26 GMT
#26
Ihr habt jawohl alle den Arsch offen.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11556 Posts
December 30 2009 19:28 GMT
#27
hahahahaha
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EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-30 19:37:28
December 30 2009 19:31 GMT
#28
[image loading]


Ich liebe Deutschland!


                                                                                                                        Alert: Imposter
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6774 Posts
December 30 2009 19:35 GMT
#29
in b4 godwin's law
Graphics
omfghi2u2
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States831 Posts
December 30 2009 19:51 GMT
#30
ROFL IMPOSTER
Djin)ftw(
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Germany3357 Posts
December 30 2009 19:54 GMT
#31
yes
tl.net just became part of the new greater german reich


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MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
December 30 2009 20:27 GMT
#32
wtf.
so mods, do you only bash other mods which are german or germsn in general?
(somehow i have the feeling that ill get to know it the hard way lol)
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mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
December 30 2009 20:33 GMT
#33
Carnac's in hiding, I take it.
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Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
December 30 2009 20:37 GMT
#34
Being a Swede, I remain neutral. Please do whatever you want with me, just no invasion please.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
ilistis
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States828 Posts
December 30 2009 20:40 GMT
#35
Lol get owned
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zerotol
Profile Joined August 2009
Belgium508 Posts
December 30 2009 20:49 GMT
#36
Dont mention the war!!
Now i am become death, the destroyer of worlds
skronch
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2717 Posts
December 30 2009 20:52 GMT
#37
On December 31 2009 05:49 zerotol wrote:
Dont mention the war!!

what war?
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
December 30 2009 21:02 GMT
#38
SIEG HEIL
Sullifam
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25993 Posts
December 30 2009 21:08 GMT
#39
On December 31 2009 05:37 Hittegods wrote:
Being a Swede, I remain neutral. Please do whatever you want with me, just no invasion please.

Grey alert!
Moderator
hooktits
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States972 Posts
December 30 2009 21:11 GMT
#40
"vait for ze creme!"
Hooktits of Tits gaming @hooktits twit
Prof. Protoss
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Germany744 Posts
December 30 2009 21:14 GMT
#41
lol I wanna post here!

f*** germany! stupid krauts
Don't mess the fess!
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-30 21:19:59
December 30 2009 21:19 GMT
#42
Vorsicht! You are treading on thin ice.
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
December 30 2009 21:21 GMT
#43
I showed my wife this thread and she was not amused.

damn krauts. . .
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
December 30 2009 21:25 GMT
#44
I just blocked Zatic. Pictures gone. oops
6581
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
December 30 2009 21:35 GMT
#45
On December 31 2009 06:11 HatchetWound wrote:
"vait for ze creme!"


amazing movie

also my love for TL is everlasting rofl
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BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
December 30 2009 21:53 GMT
#46
???
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
December 30 2009 22:04 GMT
#47
On December 31 2009 06:08 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 31 2009 05:37 Hittegods wrote:
Being a Swede, I remain neutral. Please do whatever you want with me, just no invasion please.

Grey alert!

I'm staying on beige just a little while longer.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25993 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-30 22:04:42
December 30 2009 22:04 GMT
#48
Q: What happens when Germans let loose?

A:
http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/Chill/Drunkzatichaha.mp3
Moderator
So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
December 30 2009 22:08 GMT
#49
On December 31 2009 07:04 Chill wrote:
Q: What happens when Germans let loose?

A:
http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/Chill/Drunkzatichaha.mp3


I love this message so much. Zatic is awesome.
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DyEnasTy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3714 Posts
December 30 2009 22:10 GMT
#50
Better than the flying monkeys thread
Much better to die an awesome Terran than to live as a magic wielding fairy or a mindless sac of biological goop. -Manifesto7
ZhenMiChan
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Netherlands1181 Posts
December 30 2009 22:15 GMT
#51
On December 31 2009 07:10 DyEnasTy wrote:
Better than the flying monkeys thread



I love the flying monkeys!

i like them more then germany!
Studying Chinese~
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
December 30 2009 23:15 GMT
#52
Kraut comments... was waiting for some genius to bring that up
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
Neivler
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Norway911 Posts
December 30 2009 23:17 GMT
#53
It is the Russians we should be afraid of. They almost invaded my country! Brak_OK was about to send his tanks to pwn our almost invisible men in the white snow :O
I pwn noobs
asel
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Germany1601 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-30 23:48:56
December 30 2009 23:47 GMT
#54
[image loading]


oops i forgot that i had that under my floor

...really!
eSTRO for life | #3 Sea.Really fan! | GGoliath! | aeterna societas honoris | cbta~ | Flash makes Terran look like Toss | aka RevaL
meathook
Profile Joined December 2007
1289 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-30 23:50:20
December 30 2009 23:48 GMT
#55
It should say "Achtung! GERMAN" instead of ALERT.

On December 31 2009 08:17 Neivler wrote:
It is the Russians we should be afraid of. They almost invaded my country! Brak_OK was about to send his tanks to pwn our almost invisible men in the white snow :O

DTs are for cowards.

Edit:

Didn't see this:

On December 16 2009 23:49 FrozenArbiter wrote:
+1 in favour of keeping the German alert. Need to add a Romanian warning as well.

Though really, it should probably be:

ACHTUNG: GERMAN

Still. QFE.
An ugly planet. A bug planet.
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
December 31 2009 00:29 GMT
#56
FUUUUUUUUU Germans!!!! Nothing but a bunch of sour krauts.
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Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
December 31 2009 00:57 GMT
#57
Any idea what Zatic was saying in that message?
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
December 31 2009 01:18 GMT
#58
Whatever Sweden, we all know you guys were leaving your lights on to guide the Luftwaffe to London.
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
December 31 2009 01:20 GMT
#59
LOL denied by the GSC.
Hi
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
December 31 2009 01:33 GMT
#60
ur all on thin ice
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Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
December 31 2009 01:36 GMT
#61
On December 31 2009 07:04 Chill wrote:
Q: What happens when Germans let loose?

A:
http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/Chill/Drunkzatichaha.mp3

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

For some reason I had this image in my head the whole time while listening to that hahaha

Btw, is that how Dutch people sound?
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15362 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-27 19:38:40
December 31 2009 03:16 GMT
#62
As much as I love your (razorblades) story (I do) your girl loses to this RIDICULOUSLY German looking beautly http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=108630&currentpage=6#110 (freckles do me).

All the best though! Your story is an inspiration. And we are pretty likeable in real life really. Us Germans I mean, especially me!

Edit 6 months later: WTF I don't remember writing this at all. December nights are dangerous territory.
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
December 31 2009 06:30 GMT
#63
On December 31 2009 12:16 zatic wrote:
And we are pretty likeable in real life really. Us Germans I mean, especially me!


Hahahahahaha, after listening to your drunk rant I 100% believe that. I suddenly want to hang out with you asap.
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NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
December 31 2009 06:46 GMT
#64
ROFL-__-;
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
aqui
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Germany1023 Posts
December 31 2009 15:45 GMT
#65
On December 31 2009 12:16 zatic wrote:
As much as I love your (razorblades) story (I do) your girl loses to this RIDICULOUSLY German looking beautly http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=108630&currentpage=6#110 (freckles and parenthesis do me).

All the best though! Your story is an inspiration. And we are pretty likeable in real life really. Us Germans I mean, especially me!

what? razorblades girl roflstomps her ez pz.
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
December 31 2009 16:09 GMT
#66
Awww shit
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ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
December 31 2009 17:50 GMT
#67
Damn it Zatic. Germans are hilarious when plastered.
Life?
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
December 31 2009 18:13 GMT
#68
When I first met Zatic it was at blizzcon. He seemed cool and we somehow got to talking about comedians. I mentioned how there are no comedians in Germany and he said "What do you mean?" I explained that German's typically don't have a good sense of humor blah blah blah.. he kept a plain face and said "I do not understand, please explain" and we got a good chuckle out of that.

German's aren't funny though.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11556 Posts
December 31 2009 18:26 GMT
#69
hahahaha Zatic

what the hell did you even say
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15362 Posts
December 31 2009 18:33 GMT
#70
We Germans take our humour serious. It is not a joking matter!
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25993 Posts
December 31 2009 18:38 GMT
#71
On December 31 2009 15:30 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 31 2009 12:16 zatic wrote:
And we are pretty likeable in real life really. Us Germans I mean, especially me!


Hahahahahaha, after listening to your drunk rant I 100% believe that. I suddenly want to hang out with you asap.

My favourite part is how he's Zatic from Germany. As if I'm getting nonstop calls from all the other Zatics I know
Moderator
Celial
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
2602 Posts
December 31 2009 22:26 GMT
#72
THE ZATIC IS NOT AMUSED

[image loading]
Do not regret. Always forward, never back.
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
January 05 2010 21:59 GMT
#73
Wat is going on -__-?
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
January 05 2010 22:26 GMT
#74
On January 01 2010 03:13 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
When I first met Zatic it was at blizzcon. He seemed cool and we somehow got to talking about comedians. I mentioned how there are no comedians in Germany and he said "What do you mean?" I explained that German's typically don't have a good sense of humor blah blah blah.. he kept a plain face and said "I do not understand, please explain" and we got a good chuckle out of that.

German's aren't funny though.


What, how are there no comedians in Germany? And why would an American know anything about German comedians? O_o
beep boop
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
January 05 2010 22:35 GMT
#75
On December 31 2009 06:08 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 31 2009 05:37 Hittegods wrote:
Being a Swede, I remain neutral. Please do whatever you want with me, just no invasion please.

Grey alert!


[image loading]
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
January 05 2010 23:02 GMT
#76
On January 01 2010 07:26 Celial wrote:
THE ZATIC IS NOT AMUSED

[image loading]


Hahaha mTw.MF-kAra whats up:D
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
geno
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1404 Posts
January 06 2010 01:49 GMT
#77
On January 06 2010 07:35 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 31 2009 06:08 Chill wrote:
On December 31 2009 05:37 Hittegods wrote:
Being a Swede, I remain neutral. Please do whatever you want with me, just no invasion please.

Grey alert!


[image loading]

If I don't make it, tell my wife "hello"
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-27 19:27:42
April 27 2010 19:22 GMT
#78
holy fucking shit, wrong thread.
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15362 Posts
April 27 2010 19:40 GMT
#79
Locked by German Security Council. Don't bump unnecessarily.
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