so me and my roommate usually get along pretty well. we don't hang out often but he's always kept the room clean and even brought his ps2 when he moved in so ive never had a problem with him. we play modern warfare a lot and he usually beats me which is ok since he plays that game 24/7 lol. He doesnt really play computer games so whenever I play starcraft he always goes wtf how do you click so fast and im just like "cuz my apm is high ". Last night we were 1v1ing on modern warfare and he beat me pretty bad so i got kinda frustrated and told him he plays this game way too much and needs to get a life. He laughed and was like i can probably beat you at starcraft too even though its the only game youre good at. For some reason I got reaaaaaally pissed but just said ok, since you insist on being such a faggot i'll show you how to play and we can 1v1 once u learn the basics.
keep in mind im a pretty good player like last season i hit C- in my second season on iccup. My roommate on the other hand has never played the game before so he has no idea how hard bw is. I "taught" him the game by showing him the blizzard strategy guide and convincing him thats all u need to get good (lol). He was like give me a week then we will 1v1. I said ok but inside i couldnt wait to crush that pathetic pos.
A week passed and one night he was like i'm ready let's play a bo5. He picked terran vs my protoss which i was rofling inside at since pvt is my best matchup. I lost the first game when he 2 raxed vs my double nexus. I knew he was gonna gay me since he had no idea how to play but i still couldnt stop it, didn't matter anyway since it was only the first game. I opened standard second game and got my arbiter out really quick, but just when I was about to recall his third he fuckin drops two tanks on my cliff and kills my natural (we were playing outsider). He defends my recall and it was gg again. At this point I was seriously pissed. I have to deal with this shit almost everyday on iccup but now i get gayed by my roommate irl. Terran is such a fucking lame race even my noob ass roommate can successfully gay a protoss.
Now 2-0 down I decided I'm the whos gonna cheese this time so I can show my roommate what getting gayed feels like. I proxy dual gate on destination and managed to get two zealots in but then he sealed so the rest my units were stuck outside. I was still pretty ahead though after killing some scvs and I was about to expand when suddenly fucking vultures start killing my probes. Yes, my roommate pulled his gay shit AGAIN and built a factory in my base. I immediately quit and was about to punch him when he was like let me show you something. He logged onto iccup (wtf?) and goes this is my account. I look over to see an asian sounding name with a previous rank of B- high.
W T F
fucking unbelievable. not only did my roommate cheese the shit out of me, he fucking SMURFED me too. I could tell he was asian but i never bothered asking where he was from and now apparently hes korean american and had been playing starcraft all his goddamn life. I'm sitting here wishing theres some real life admin i can report him to because this is the most pathetic shit ive ever seen. I fucking hate smurfs. They were the reason I couldn't get C last season. And now fuck me, i'm LIVING WITH ONE. How how hard is it to have some common decency when playing a COMPUTER game? How is it fair to ANYONE to play someone 3 ranks below you?
my roommate is away for the night but I'm still fuming. I still haven't decided but i'm probably gonna request a roommate change for spring semester. Someone who has such a fucked up moral compass should not be living in my room. Can't believe how my luck turned out.
fuck my roommate, fuck starcraft. I'm sorry teamliquid but i had to vent somewhere. To those of you who stuck with me till the end, merry christmas.
This all sounds very silly - it sounds like you take a lot of pride in computer game skill, and he took advantage of this to have some fun.
Are you seriously calling his behavior a lack of common decency? Haha "fucked up moral compass" - even if smurfing a ladder is a terrible thing, what he did to you is not equivalent to it.
You will probably get flamed pretty badly for this blog (just a warning) so prepare to moderate your responses to these flames so you don't get banned!
I would be so pissed too. But hes Korean, what do you expect First of all, it seems that you don't know him in person very well, and you've been living with him for a whole semester now? Or is he just an anti-social asian person who plays too much. :edit: Who cares about smurfs?
I suppose it is kind of faggy of him to do that, but then you were just planning on noob stomping you anyways. So its all good. Merry Christmas to you too.
sounds like your being a little bitch. How's he even smurfing? You called him out to play starcraft, he lawled inside and took you to school.
edit: your changing rooms cause he has a messed up moral compass? LOL. Nevermind what I said above, you don't sound like a little bitch, you just are a little bitch. Grow the fuck up pansy.
rofl? Not sure if I believe this, how come you didn't get suspicious how he "practiced" did you never watch him? After the first game you played how come you didn't get surprised?
And room mate change? omg you have the luck to get another Starcraft player and you wanna change XD Well I agree he should have told you he's good at bw from the start (this is why I don't quite believe this) but aren't you friends anyway so....?
On December 22 2009 13:30 tec27 wrote: So you think its okay to lie to him about how to get good, but not okay for him to neglect to tell you he's played the game before?
On December 22 2009 13:30 ieatkids5 wrote: so immature. so he beat you at a game he plays all the time (modern warefare), and you get frustrated and start bming him? you deserved getting owned.
Also - the fact that he is able to take your behavior in stride and have some fun with it means you should probably hang onto him as a roommate for dear life.
On December 22 2009 13:30 tec27 wrote: So you think its okay to lie to him about how to get good, but not okay for him to neglect to tell you he's played the game before?
This, and the fact that you lied to him so that you could roflstomp him all the better just makes it worse.
He did what you wanted to do: crush a noob. Does that make him a morally inferior person to you? Not really, especially seeing as how you started it (him beating you at MW2 doesn't count, cause he's apparently gosu at that too).
EDIT: him saying that he can "probably beat you at sc even tho it's the only game you're good at" was kind of an ass move, so its understandable how you challenged him. Still, above applies regardless.
that was amazing, it sounds like he has been waiting for you to challenge him for quite some time, and wait for that moment to crush your self esteem and laugh in your face
You're overreacting for sure. You should keep him as a roomie, particularly if you're trying to improve, which it seems like you are. I wish I had a high level practice partner who could tell me what I did wrong after we played games face to face. See this as an opportunity, not a load of smurfing bullshit. You'll be a smurfing fuck in no time dogg.
hahaha, this is retarded. Your mad because he tricked you and destroyed you? I would've been "wtf is going on here". Then when I found out he was a B-, I would've asked for pointer and tips.
That's the best...absolutely halarious. I think I <3 your roommate...my roommate's asian, but he sucks at like every video game. Good for helping me with Computer Science homework though, haha
people who smurf are pathetic period, he completely betrayed my trust. I don't know why you guys are flaming me over something you would get mad over if it happened to you.
On December 22 2009 14:27 screamadelica wrote: people who smurf are pathetic period, he completely betrayed my trust. I don't know why you guys are flaming me over something you would get mad over if it happened to you.
It happens to me all the time. It's cool, I just don't play seriously and neither should you, only for fun man.
On December 22 2009 14:27 screamadelica wrote: people who smurf are pathetic period, he completely betrayed my trust. I don't know why you guys are flaming me over something you would get mad over if it happened to you.
since i f5'd this i might as well
first of all, i'd like to point out that as a C-level player, you not being able to tell the difference between a week-old newbie and a B-level player within literally minutes in the first game speaks volumes (i could probably tell just by how he deals with my initial scouting probe, i mean come on). that's actually the main reason why i'm doubting this whole story, butttttt
honestly, why are you mad? because he pretended he never played before? it's a pretty funny prank to pull from a neutral point of view actually :-) you should have found it funny too, i mean come on, stop getting mad at video games, lol.
On December 22 2009 14:27 screamadelica wrote: people who smurf are pathetic period, he completely betrayed my trust. I don't know why you guys are flaming me over something you would get mad over if it happened to you.
No way haha...you need to do something about that sense of humour mr. grumpy. I'm impressed that he bided his time so long to whoop you
I guess it depends on if you play for ranks and to win or to improve and learn. I'd love to be living with someone that could kick my ass at SC. Such a good opportunity to get better.
On December 22 2009 13:31 hrmM wrote: is he a tl member and you don't kno it too? lol
He probably is if hes truly a B- player.
On December 22 2009 13:30 tec27 wrote: So you think its okay to lie to him about how to get good, but not okay for him to neglect to tell you he's played the game before?
Just what I was about to say. OP sounds like a raging asshole -_-
wait so you knew he was gonna cheese but you decided to 14 nexus anyway? Also how do you get your natural killed by a cliff tank drop when you already had arbiters out? Even if you didn't have a shuttle you couldve hit his tanks with your goons. The only pathetic person in this story is you.
And soooo, after this noob who never plays starcraft defends a recall (instead of screaming wtf at the top of his lungs), he defends your dual proxy gate (again without quitting and raging), you think he's just a cheesy noob? He should have never shown you his iccup; it would have been funnier.
Dude, you're completely taking it the wrong way. If I was in your situation I would by laughing my ass when he reveals that he is really a starcraft pro. That's actually really funny, and you should laugh at that kind of stuff.
What the hell am I saying, this is clearly a troll. From the description of the strategies that supposedly he used to not knowing that your roommate is korean, yeah it's most definitely a troll.
If it's actually true and jkim89 really is your roommate, this definitely needs to make top blogs of 2009 hahaha.
Edit: Actually jkim89 can't be your roommate....no one has sex on their roommates bed when they can just do it in theirs, and you guys were on good terms apparently before...
On December 22 2009 14:27 screamadelica wrote: people who smurf are pathetic period, he completely betrayed my trust. I don't know why you guys are flaming me over something you would get mad over if it happened to you.
I can't imagine many people here getting mad about this in real life, especially given the lead-in (you feeding him bad info etc).
However, jkim's post makes everything far more suspicious than it originally was!
On December 22 2009 15:13 jkim89 wrote: [Type of interest into the NSL] - Player [iCCup rank] - D [Main Race] Terran [iCCup Name and Link] TheIronKaiser http://www.iccup.com/gamingprofile/TheIronKaiser.html [Available Time] - Thursday nights [Contact Info] - xXxjkim89xXx@hotmail.com [Any suggestions, comments, opinions, requests?] Super excited about this!
2 posts in this thread, and his only other post directly contradicts them ^^
You were the jackass that gave him the blizzard strategy guide and told him to learn in a week. He probably decided you were a jackass and had no mercy.
rofl... i had something similar happen to me once. my high school mate played counter strike and pretended he was noob and owned me in front of 5 people lol.
Relax, you will get over it. Use this as an inspiration to improve.
Why don't you ask him to help you get better? It seems to me like you have very little to live for if you feel the need to flaunt your 'amazing' C- rank abilities, and beat people who you think have never played before. It makes me sad that the majority of the SC community is like you. Here you have been handed a golden opportunity to become a better player, and you are whining because he made you look the fool... boo fucking hoo. You are a fool. You live with someone and don't know anything about them.
On December 22 2009 16:32 prototype. wrote: the funny thing is that he's been saying "wtf how do you click so fast" every time he sees you play starcraft
i'd love to have a b- roommate so he can teach me how to get better
Jkim ruined it all..... First off, The OP shouldve read the strategy forum before fabricating this story. Who gets their natural destroyed by a 2 tank drop once they have arbiters out already? My common sense is tingling!
The nail in the coffin was "jkim" posting on here though. You really screwed the pooch there. So jkim somehow finds this blog and posts scathing shit about you? Yeah, your real life roomie would post all that because he would not have to confront you about any of what he said later that same day when you come home from school right? Not only that but his profile conveniently gives us all the right information to conclude that this poster really is your room mate.
Now your just insulting our intelligence!!! I especially like the "Grant" that you threw in there. In your logic that somehow makes your story more believable? Lol.
On December 22 2009 16:39 Warrior Madness wrote: Jkim ruined it all..... First off, The OP shouldve read the strategy forum before fabricating this story. Who gets their natural destroyed by a 2 tank drop once they have arbiters out already? My common sense is tingling!
The nail in the coffin was "jkim" posting on here though. You really screwed the pooch there. So jkim somehow finds this blog and posts scathing shit about you? Yeah, your real life roomie would post all that because he would not have to confront you about any of what he said later that same day when you come home from school right? Not only that but his profile conveniently gives us all the right information to conclude that this poster really is your room mate.
Now your just insulting our intelligence!!! I especially like the "Grant" that you threw in there. In your logic that somehow makes your story more believable? Lol.
oh right. when i saw 2rax vs double nex i was like wtf? but i just moved on
On December 22 2009 13:22 screamadelica wrote: so me and my roommate usually get along pretty well. we don't hang out often but he's always kept the room clean and even brought his ps2 when he moved in so ive never had a problem with him. we play modern warfare a lot and he usually beats me which is ok since he plays that game 24/7 lol.
...isnt it obvious that this is a troll since he talks about his friend bringing his ps2 and them playing modern warfare...when call of duty modern warfare was never released on the ps2....im confused.
On December 22 2009 14:44 zulu_nation8 wrote: wait so you knew he was gonna cheese but you decided to 14 nexus anyway? Also how do you get your natural killed by a cliff tank drop when you already had arbiters out? Even if you didn't have a shuttle you couldve hit his tanks with your goons. The only pathetic person in this story is you.
Hi RPF.
On topic: Was a funny story, regardless of troll or truth.
i will trade you my roommate for yours. will also throw in his gf as part of the deal. both are non-korean and gf has never played sc, perfect for your purposes.
Seriously... you got played so hard. First he beats you at MW2, then he makes you believe he doesn't know shit about starcraft, nourishing your "revenge", planning it, and then you fell right in to his trap by challenging him to a BO5, and then he schools you 3-0.
You got owned so hard I'm not surprised you're requesting a new roommate. You're never going to live it down because he's going to tell everyone he knows how he destroyed your dignity in such a fashionable way.
On December 22 2009 15:13 jkim89 wrote: [Type of interest into the NSL] - Player [iCCup rank] - D [Main Race] Terran [iCCup Name and Link] TheIronKaiser http://www.iccup.com/gamingprofile/TheIronKaiser.html [Available Time] - Thursday nights [Contact Info] - xXxjkim89xXx@hotmail.com [Any suggestions, comments, opinions, requests?] Super excited about this!
2 posts in this thread, and his only other post directly contradicts them ^^
This whole entire thing is a lie. If this guy really is Korean, does nothing but play Modern Warfare and reached B- on ICCup, there's no way he had sex with anyone on any bed anywhere on the planet.
PWNT! ! ! ! LOL ! wow .... I love your roommate man .... If i were him i'd never show you that i was B- on iccup ... i'd just be like " OMG YOU SO NOOB YOU PLAY SO MUCH STARCRAF AND CAN'T EVEN BEAT SOMEONE WHO'S ONLY BEEN PLAYING FOR A WEEK!!" hahahahahahah I think you would have cried and quit every game afterwards :p
On December 22 2009 15:59 topspinserve wrote: Silly jkim:
On December 22 2009 15:13 jkim89 wrote: [Type of interest into the NSL] - Player [iCCup rank] - D [Main Race] Terran [iCCup Name and Link] TheIronKaiser http://www.iccup.com/gamingprofile/TheIronKaiser.html [Available Time] - Thursday nights [Contact Info] - xXxjkim89xXx@hotmail.com [Any suggestions, comments, opinions, requests?] Super excited about this!
2 posts in this thread, and his only other post directly contradicts them ^^
On December 22 2009 13:22 screamadelica wrote: They were the reason I couldn't get C last season. And now fuck me, i'm LIVING WITH ONE. How how hard is it to have some common decency when playing a COMPUTER game? How is it fair to ANYONE to play someone 3 ranks below you?
if you thought he has never played the game before doesn't that make you a C- playing vs a D-/CPU rank?
Unless the OP suffers from some severe social deficiency, I doubt he's being serious with his rant... He's probably being sarcastic, I mean, what sane person would get pissed at a roommate for serving him what he was going to do to him?
Anyways, I think the story is fake anyways... I'm a C- protoss myself, and I can tell (in PvT) if someone is a true D(its beginning of season) or not just by looking at how the opponent reacts to my scouting probe (I can usually net 1-2 scv kills if the guy is a true d,d-)
If your c- and you see someone who you think has never played the game pull of a 2 rax then you should have relised that he's a little better than you think, if he really hadn't played the game you should have won with probes rofl
This all sounds very silly - it sounds like you take a lot of pride in computer game skill, and he took advantage of this to have some fun.
Are you seriously calling his behavior a lack of common decency? Haha "fucked up moral compass" - even if smurfing a ladder is a terrible thing, what he did to you is not equivalent to it.
I find it hilarious on how many blogs nowadays come to TL to try and gain support and end up getting reverse-owned.
your roommate is awesome if you were a normal person you'd laugh about it and ask him for tips
If your c- and you see someone who you think has never played the game pull of a 2 rax then you should have relised that he's a little better than you think, if he really hadn't played the game you should have won with probes rofl
I would be glad if a noob who bashes me with cheese after one week practice, would reveal his real identity/skills afterwards. Ok, i would be dissapointed too if he shows me an iccup acc on d/d+ but in your case... not really. time to start some training sessions with your teammate.
Last night we were 1v1ing on modern warfare and he beat me pretty bad so i got kinda frustrated and told him he plays this game way too much and needs to get a life.
On December 23 2009 19:19 Bill Murray wrote: guy has been on TL.net for years, is the perfect age to be a freshman or sophomore, and seems genuinely owned... don't think he's messin' with us.
this and OP's reply:
On December 23 2009 07:29 screamadelica wrote: you are all idiots
On December 23 2009 07:29 screamadelica wrote: you are all idiots
lead me to believe that this is no troll.
I interpreted that as him calling people idiots for falling for his troll. It would be too delicious if he really got owned like that, and was really so incredibly outraged by it, but I'm having a hard time believing anyone would be that lame
Because seriously, lol
On December 22 2009 13:22 screamadelica wrote: How is it fair to ANYONE to play someone 3 ranks below you? ... keep in mind im a pretty good player like last season i hit C- in my second season on iccup. My roommate on the other hand has never played the game before
On December 23 2009 19:19 Bill Murray wrote: guy has been on TL.net for years, is the perfect age to be a freshman or sophomore, and seems genuinely owned... don't think he's messin' with us.
On December 23 2009 07:29 screamadelica wrote: you are all idiots
lead me to believe that this is no troll.
Of course not... I don't understand how anyone can read the OP and not just think that while it really happened, he's exaggerating his frustration for comic effect. Seriously TLers are retarded sometimes.
Dude I would've been so relieved when i found out that he was smurfing... how awful would it feel to get owned in a week by someone who's never played starcraft
OMG, I am crying with tears and laughing my ass off. Seriously, "real life admin", "I live with a smurf", "request new roommate" - bwahahaha, this is so golden; thank god I read the Pony Express. :D :D :D
EPT
Thank you!
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