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meaculpa
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States119 Posts
December 12 2009 01:47 GMT
#1
Trolling is widespread on the internet. But, if you examine your past carefully, there was the day you first got a computer. The day you first got on the internet. If you are like most people, you also probably have the day you first got internet trolled.

I remember my first experience vividly. The rage I felt still carries on with me, although I'm almost untrollable now. It was 50 Reasons why LotR sucks. At the time, I think I saw it on pointlesswasteoftime. It came out shortly after the first movie. I was just beginning to use the wonders of search engines and somehow I stumbled on to that. I obsessed over that article for days, I hated the author. I wanted to go through the net somehow and just murder him. I even left some comments, along the lines of "you're an idiot" and "I hope a car hits you". Ahh, but that was so long ago. Share your experiences? I think it greatly comforts the soul to come out and speak about something like this.

*****
Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-12 01:52:49
December 12 2009 01:52 GMT
#2
i thought this was going to be about sex lol
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
December 12 2009 01:53 GMT
#3
I saw straight through my first troll, and all subsequent ones.
Try
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1293 Posts
December 12 2009 01:53 GMT
#4
although I'm almost untrollable now


Don't be so sure, young grasshopper.

Plus, that link was from 2007, not so long ago.

My first time happened under a bridge.
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
December 12 2009 01:54 GMT
#5
I lasted for 30 minutes.

My stamina > yours.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-12 01:56:42
December 12 2009 01:56 GMT
#6
I don't remember what I did first on the internet, god. I think my earliest memory of the internet was being in like 3rd grade and going on shitty DBZ geocities fansites.

I got trolled hard plenty of times in middle school but I was such a stupid faggot it isn't surprising.
RIP Aaliyah
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-12 02:01:11
December 12 2009 02:00 GMT
#7
when i got internet, i was gaming on nick.com >>..
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
Nal_rAwr
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2611 Posts
December 12 2009 02:02 GMT
#8
On December 12 2009 10:52 ilj.psa wrote:
i thought this was going to be about sex lol

lol me too
Nony is Bonjwa
Misrah
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1695 Posts
December 12 2009 02:03 GMT
#9
My first time was amazing. it was on her bed, in her house :3 At the end of it all, both parties came out sweaty and satisfied.
A thread vaguely bashing SC2? SWARM ON, LOW POST COUNT BRETHREN! DEFEND THE GLORIOUS GAME THAT IS OUR LIVELIHOOD
Terranist
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2496 Posts
December 12 2009 02:03 GMT
#10
he just trolled us all with the title. clever blog... clever...
The Show of a Lifetime
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
December 12 2009 02:08 GMT
#11
On December 12 2009 11:03 Terranist wrote:
he just trolled us all with the title. clever blog... clever...

+1
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
December 12 2009 02:11 GMT
#12
lets just say i had to work for the title 'minute man'
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
December 12 2009 02:11 GMT
#13
I'm never completely sure if i have been trolled or not but i feel me beating incontrol in zvp in our clanwar might have been a troll :p (now i got a reason to mention it as well! *yay*)
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
December 12 2009 02:12 GMT
#14
oh didn't notice the trap title , i had been indeed trolled.
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
December 12 2009 02:13 GMT
#15
first time sucked. She made love like a dead fish.
yes.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
December 12 2009 02:18 GMT
#16
Unexpected....
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
ketomai
Profile Joined June 2007
United States2789 Posts
December 12 2009 02:25 GMT
#17
pokemon.com and then I discovered yahoo and geocities and I thought I was the boss of the internet. As far as trolling goes, I've never been trolled.

+ Show Spoiler +
jk I just don't remember when
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
December 12 2009 02:28 GMT
#18
On December 12 2009 11:02 Nal_rAwr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 12 2009 10:52 ilj.psa wrote:
i thought this was going to be about sex lol

lol me too

8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-12 02:37:31
December 12 2009 02:36 GMT
#19
Haha nice trap. Got me.
觀過斯知仁矣.
Pulimuli
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Sweden2766 Posts
December 12 2009 02:37 GMT
#20
On December 12 2009 10:52 ilj.psa wrote:
i thought this was going to be about sex lol


join the club ^^
Amarxist
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States371 Posts
December 12 2009 02:38 GMT
#21
I went out and got a sandwich not thinking much about it.

Came back and replied with a penises 8==D.
☺ ☻
Foreplay
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1154 Posts
December 12 2009 03:04 GMT
#22
ironically the first time i got trolled was also the first time i had sex
Better than Pokebunny
Xmplify
Profile Joined October 2009
United States57 Posts
December 12 2009 03:06 GMT
#23
On December 12 2009 10:52 ilj.psa wrote:
i thought this was going to be about sex lol

NFL2368
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States112 Posts
December 12 2009 03:08 GMT
#24
Believe it or not my first time was actually in a Yahoo answers thread that wasn't even that sophisticated. It basically stated a bunch of blatantly obvious troll bait spewing racism, sexism, and general idiocy. Pretty much endorsing genocide and I got trolled hard, thinking wow this guy is messed up and even considered contacting authorities at a certain point

First time on TL.net was a thread that detailed the drugging and rape of some girl. I forgot the name but that's not important. It's not that I didn't smell the troll, it's that I never would have thought someone could be so retarded as to post something like that and find it funny

Yeah, I haven't been trolled since and I intend to keep it that way
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
December 12 2009 03:11 GMT
#25
all of you thinking this would be about sex are disgusting perverts.
not everything on the internet has to be about sex you insignificant cunts fuck -_-

the first time i got trolled was by some fag named freyer who posts here i think cus i raged him when he proxy gated me
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
BlasiuS
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States2405 Posts
December 12 2009 03:16 GMT
#26
it wasn't the very first time, but I remember I posted a link to the Flame Warriors site on the NoHunters forum a looooong time ago, thinking I'd be too cool for school.

....I wasn't
next week on Everybody Loves HypnoToad:
aeroH
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1034 Posts
December 12 2009 03:23 GMT
#27
i was a little nervous at first bu--
wrong thread
LarvaRush
Profile Joined June 2008
63 Posts
December 12 2009 03:24 GMT
#28
My first time was on trollland(youtube) i was just an inocent little boy that commented on a video.

Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
December 12 2009 03:27 GMT
#29
I first got on the Internet to play this game called Tamale Loco. Try it out, it's hilarious.
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
December 12 2009 03:40 GMT
#30
Damn, I thought id get to write about my first steamy time not trolling!
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
banana
Profile Joined January 2009
Netherlands1189 Posts
December 12 2009 03:43 GMT
#31
On December 12 2009 12:24 LarvaRush wrote:
My first time was on trollland(youtube) i was just an inocent little boy that commented on a video.



poor soul, there there, everything will be allright
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4212 Posts
December 12 2009 04:46 GMT
#32
On December 12 2009 12:04 Foreplay wrote:
ironically the first time i got trolled was also the first time i had sex


LOL
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
December 12 2009 04:49 GMT
#33
How can this not be about sex =\
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
blue_arrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-12 05:30:44
December 12 2009 05:29 GMT
#34
sexsexpussyhair

i dont remember my first troll but i remember the last time i got trolled on bnet i flamed him and we traded insults for 3 days until he apologized. that was pretty funny. and a waste of time too, so dont do it kids
| MLIA | the weather sucks dick here
Kwidowmaker
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada978 Posts
December 12 2009 05:33 GMT
#35
I was trolled by serious and thoughtful responses, and now I troll serious and thoughtful responses.
Kk.
sky_slasher
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States328 Posts
December 12 2009 05:51 GMT
#36
On December 12 2009 10:52 ilj.psa wrote:
i thought this was going to be about sex lol

Totally...or kiss....

On December 12 2009 11:13 DeathSpank wrote:
first time sucked. She made love like a dead fish.

I almost thought u said "first time I sucked" I'm like um..
JFKWT
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Singapore1442 Posts
December 12 2009 08:42 GMT
#37
On December 12 2009 11:37 Pulimuli wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 12 2009 10:52 ilj.psa wrote:
i thought this was going to be about sex lol


join the club ^^

mouseover ppls
The calm before the storm / "loli is not a crime, but meganekko is the way to go!"
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
December 12 2009 10:33 GMT
#38
On December 12 2009 11:08 Grobyc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 12 2009 11:03 Terranist wrote:
he just trolled us all with the title. clever blog... clever...

+1


yes.... yes he did
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
December 12 2009 11:35 GMT
#39
I googled "sex"
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-12 12:57:29
December 12 2009 12:56 GMT
#40
On December 12 2009 10:52 ilj.psa wrote:
i thought this was going to be about sex lol


That was the obvious thing he wanted you to think lol
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66357 Posts
December 12 2009 14:20 GMT
#41
i thought this was going to be about your first kiss
POGGERS
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
December 12 2009 14:29 GMT
#42
On December 12 2009 23:20 konadora wrote:
i thought this was going to be about your first kiss


omg kona is soooooooooo adorable ............>_<!!!!!!
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
MoeMoeKyun
Profile Joined January 2009
United States215 Posts
December 12 2009 14:33 GMT
#43
First time I got trolled would have to be by BaeZZi...

http://sc2gg.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=9931

I'm 1st reply...
I lol in ur general direction
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
December 12 2009 14:56 GMT
#44
My first time was in the drainage tunnels below Alvernon street in Tucson Arizona. It was Easter Sunday and my parents were at my grandparents. I had sex for the first time in concrete tunnels with my best friends girl friend while he was in Oklahoma. It lasted all of 2-5 minutes and thats giving me some good leeway time. and I ruined my knees (on concrete) o first troll.........Ummm that would be Zulus recent blog T_T
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
NFL2368
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States112 Posts
December 12 2009 15:04 GMT
#45
epic thread

keep em coming guys
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
December 12 2009 15:17 GMT
#46
this will be in the pony express for sure
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
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