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Trolling is widespread on the internet. But, if you examine your past carefully, there was the day you first got a computer. The day you first got on the internet. If you are like most people, you also probably have the day you first got internet trolled.
I remember my first experience vividly. The rage I felt still carries on with me, although I'm almost untrollable now. It was 50 Reasons why LotR sucks. At the time, I think I saw it on pointlesswasteoftime. It came out shortly after the first movie. I was just beginning to use the wonders of search engines and somehow I stumbled on to that. I obsessed over that article for days, I hated the author. I wanted to go through the net somehow and just murder him. I even left some comments, along the lines of "you're an idiot" and "I hope a car hits you". Ahh, but that was so long ago. Share your experiences? I think it greatly comforts the soul to come out and speak about something like this.
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i thought this was going to be about sex lol
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I saw straight through my first troll, and all subsequent ones.
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although I'm almost untrollable now
Don't be so sure, young grasshopper.
Plus, that link was from 2007, not so long ago.
My first time happened under a bridge.
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I lasted for 30 minutes.
My stamina > yours.
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I don't remember what I did first on the internet, god. I think my earliest memory of the internet was being in like 3rd grade and going on shitty DBZ geocities fansites.
I got trolled hard plenty of times in middle school but I was such a stupid faggot it isn't surprising.
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when i got internet, i was gaming on nick.com >>..
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On December 12 2009 10:52 ilj.psa wrote:
i thought this was going to be about sex lol
lol me too
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My first time was amazing. it was on her bed, in her house :3 At the end of it all, both parties came out sweaty and satisfied.
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he just trolled us all with the title. clever blog... clever...
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On December 12 2009 11:03 Terranist wrote:
he just trolled us all with the title. clever blog... clever...
+1
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lets just say i had to work for the title 'minute man'
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I'm never completely sure if i have been trolled or not but i feel me beating incontrol in zvp in our clanwar might have been a troll :p (now i got a reason to mention it as well! *yay*)
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oh didn't notice the trap title , i had been indeed trolled.
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first time sucked. She made love like a dead fish.
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pokemon.com and then I discovered yahoo and geocities and I thought I was the boss of the internet. As far as trolling goes, I've never been trolled.
+ Show Spoiler +jk I just don't remember when
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On December 12 2009 11:02 Nal_rAwr wrote:Show nested quote +On December 12 2009 10:52 ilj.psa wrote:
i thought this was going to be about sex lol lol me too
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Haha nice trap.  Got me.
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On December 12 2009 10:52 ilj.psa wrote:
i thought this was going to be about sex lol
join the club ^^
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I went out and got a sandwich not thinking much about it.
Came back and replied with a penises 8==D.
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ironically the first time i got trolled was also the first time i had sex
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On December 12 2009 10:52 ilj.psa wrote:
i thought this was going to be about sex lol
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Believe it or not my first time was actually in a Yahoo answers thread that wasn't even that sophisticated. It basically stated a bunch of blatantly obvious troll bait spewing racism, sexism, and general idiocy. Pretty much endorsing genocide and I got trolled hard, thinking wow this guy is messed up and even considered contacting authorities at a certain point
First time on TL.net was a thread that detailed the drugging and rape of some girl. I forgot the name but that's not important. It's not that I didn't smell the troll, it's that I never would have thought someone could be so retarded as to post something like that and find it funny
Yeah, I haven't been trolled since and I intend to keep it that way
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all of you thinking this would be about sex are disgusting perverts.
not everything on the internet has to be about sex you insignificant cunts fuck -_-
the first time i got trolled was by some fag named freyer who posts here i think cus i raged him when he proxy gated me
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it wasn't the very first time, but I remember I posted a link to the Flame Warriors site on the NoHunters forum a looooong time ago, thinking I'd be too cool for school.
....I wasn't
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i was a little nervous at first bu--
wrong thread
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My first time was on trollland(youtube) i was just an inocent little boy that commented on a video. 
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I first got on the Internet to play this game called Tamale Loco. Try it out, it's hilarious.
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Damn, I thought id get to write about my first steamy time not trolling!
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On December 12 2009 12:24 LarvaRush wrote:My first time was on trollland(youtube) i was just an inocent little boy that commented on a video.
poor soul, there there, everything will be allright
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On December 12 2009 12:04 Foreplay wrote:
ironically the first time i got trolled was also the first time i had sex
LOL
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How can this not be about sex =\
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sexsexpussyhair
i dont remember my first troll but i remember the last time i got trolled on bnet i flamed him and we traded insults for 3 days until he apologized. that was pretty funny. and a waste of time too, so dont do it kids
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I was trolled by serious and thoughtful responses, and now I troll serious and thoughtful responses.
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On December 12 2009 10:52 ilj.psa wrote:
i thought this was going to be about sex lol
Totally...or kiss....
On December 12 2009 11:13 DeathSpank wrote:
first time sucked. She made love like a dead fish.
I almost thought u said "first time I sucked" I'm like um..
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On December 12 2009 11:37 Pulimuli wrote:Show nested quote +On December 12 2009 10:52 ilj.psa wrote:
i thought this was going to be about sex lol join the club ^^
mouseover ppls
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On December 12 2009 11:08 Grobyc wrote:Show nested quote +On December 12 2009 11:03 Terranist wrote:
he just trolled us all with the title. clever blog... clever... +1
yes.... yes he did
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On December 12 2009 10:52 ilj.psa wrote:
i thought this was going to be about sex lol
That was the obvious thing he wanted you to think lol
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konadora
Singapore66358 Posts
i thought this was going to be about your first kiss
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On December 12 2009 23:20 konadora wrote:
i thought this was going to be about your first kiss
omg kona is soooooooooo adorable ............>_<!!!!!!
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FuDDx
United States5014 Posts
My first time was in the drainage tunnels below Alvernon street in Tucson Arizona. It was Easter Sunday and my parents were at my grandparents. I had sex for the first time in concrete tunnels with my best friends girl friend while he was in Oklahoma. It lasted all of 2-5 minutes and thats giving me some good leeway time. and I ruined my knees (on concrete) o first troll.........Ummm that would be Zulus recent blog T_T
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epic thread
keep em coming guys
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this will be in the pony express for sure
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