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meaculpa
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States119 Posts
December 12 2009 01:47 GMT
#1
Trolling is widespread on the internet. But, if you examine your past carefully, there was the day you first got a computer. The day you first got on the internet. If you are like most people, you also probably have the day you first got internet trolled.

I remember my first experience vividly. The rage I felt still carries on with me, although I'm almost untrollable now. It was 50 Reasons why LotR sucks. At the time, I think I saw it on pointlesswasteoftime. It came out shortly after the first movie. I was just beginning to use the wonders of search engines and somehow I stumbled on to that. I obsessed over that article for days, I hated the author. I wanted to go through the net somehow and just murder him. I even left some comments, along the lines of "you're an idiot" and "I hope a car hits you". Ahh, but that was so long ago. Share your experiences? I think it greatly comforts the soul to come out and speak about something like this.

*****
Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-12 01:52:49
December 12 2009 01:52 GMT
#2
i thought this was going to be about sex lol
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
December 12 2009 01:53 GMT
#3
I saw straight through my first troll, and all subsequent ones.
Try
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1293 Posts
December 12 2009 01:53 GMT
#4
although I'm almost untrollable now


Don't be so sure, young grasshopper.

Plus, that link was from 2007, not so long ago.

My first time happened under a bridge.
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
December 12 2009 01:54 GMT
#5
I lasted for 30 minutes.

My stamina > yours.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-12 01:56:42
December 12 2009 01:56 GMT
#6
I don't remember what I did first on the internet, god. I think my earliest memory of the internet was being in like 3rd grade and going on shitty DBZ geocities fansites.

I got trolled hard plenty of times in middle school but I was such a stupid faggot it isn't surprising.
RIP Aaliyah
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-12 02:01:11
December 12 2009 02:00 GMT
#7
when i got internet, i was gaming on nick.com >>..
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
Nal_rAwr
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2611 Posts
December 12 2009 02:02 GMT
#8
On December 12 2009 10:52 ilj.psa wrote:
i thought this was going to be about sex lol

lol me too
Nony is Bonjwa
Misrah
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1695 Posts
December 12 2009 02:03 GMT
#9
My first time was amazing. it was on her bed, in her house :3 At the end of it all, both parties came out sweaty and satisfied.
A thread vaguely bashing SC2? SWARM ON, LOW POST COUNT BRETHREN! DEFEND THE GLORIOUS GAME THAT IS OUR LIVELIHOOD
Terranist
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2496 Posts
December 12 2009 02:03 GMT
#10
he just trolled us all with the title. clever blog... clever...
The Show of a Lifetime
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
December 12 2009 02:08 GMT
#11
On December 12 2009 11:03 Terranist wrote:
he just trolled us all with the title. clever blog... clever...

+1
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
December 12 2009 02:11 GMT
#12
lets just say i had to work for the title 'minute man'
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
December 12 2009 02:11 GMT
#13
I'm never completely sure if i have been trolled or not but i feel me beating incontrol in zvp in our clanwar might have been a troll :p (now i got a reason to mention it as well! *yay*)
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
December 12 2009 02:12 GMT
#14
oh didn't notice the trap title , i had been indeed trolled.
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
December 12 2009 02:13 GMT
#15
first time sucked. She made love like a dead fish.
yes.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
December 12 2009 02:18 GMT
#16
Unexpected....
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
ketomai
Profile Joined June 2007
United States2789 Posts
December 12 2009 02:25 GMT
#17
pokemon.com and then I discovered yahoo and geocities and I thought I was the boss of the internet. As far as trolling goes, I've never been trolled.

+ Show Spoiler +
jk I just don't remember when
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
December 12 2009 02:28 GMT
#18
On December 12 2009 11:02 Nal_rAwr wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 12 2009 10:52 ilj.psa wrote:
i thought this was going to be about sex lol

lol me too

8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-12 02:37:31
December 12 2009 02:36 GMT
#19
Haha nice trap. Got me.
觀過斯知仁矣.
Pulimuli
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Sweden2766 Posts
December 12 2009 02:37 GMT
#20
On December 12 2009 10:52 ilj.psa wrote:
i thought this was going to be about sex lol


join the club ^^
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