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Amarxist
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States371 Posts
December 12 2009 02:38 GMT
#21
I went out and got a sandwich not thinking much about it.

Came back and replied with a penises 8==D.
☺ ☻
Foreplay
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1154 Posts
December 12 2009 03:04 GMT
#22
ironically the first time i got trolled was also the first time i had sex
Better than Pokebunny
Xmplify
Profile Joined October 2009
United States57 Posts
December 12 2009 03:06 GMT
#23
On December 12 2009 10:52 ilj.psa wrote:
i thought this was going to be about sex lol

NFL2368
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States112 Posts
December 12 2009 03:08 GMT
#24
Believe it or not my first time was actually in a Yahoo answers thread that wasn't even that sophisticated. It basically stated a bunch of blatantly obvious troll bait spewing racism, sexism, and general idiocy. Pretty much endorsing genocide and I got trolled hard, thinking wow this guy is messed up and even considered contacting authorities at a certain point

First time on TL.net was a thread that detailed the drugging and rape of some girl. I forgot the name but that's not important. It's not that I didn't smell the troll, it's that I never would have thought someone could be so retarded as to post something like that and find it funny

Yeah, I haven't been trolled since and I intend to keep it that way
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
December 12 2009 03:11 GMT
#25
all of you thinking this would be about sex are disgusting perverts.
not everything on the internet has to be about sex you insignificant cunts fuck -_-

the first time i got trolled was by some fag named freyer who posts here i think cus i raged him when he proxy gated me
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
BlasiuS
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States2405 Posts
December 12 2009 03:16 GMT
#26
it wasn't the very first time, but I remember I posted a link to the Flame Warriors site on the NoHunters forum a looooong time ago, thinking I'd be too cool for school.

....I wasn't
next week on Everybody Loves HypnoToad:
aeroH
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1034 Posts
December 12 2009 03:23 GMT
#27
i was a little nervous at first bu--
wrong thread
LarvaRush
Profile Joined June 2008
63 Posts
December 12 2009 03:24 GMT
#28
My first time was on trollland(youtube) i was just an inocent little boy that commented on a video.

Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
December 12 2009 03:27 GMT
#29
I first got on the Internet to play this game called Tamale Loco. Try it out, it's hilarious.
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
December 12 2009 03:40 GMT
#30
Damn, I thought id get to write about my first steamy time not trolling!
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
banana
Profile Joined January 2009
Netherlands1189 Posts
December 12 2009 03:43 GMT
#31
On December 12 2009 12:24 LarvaRush wrote:
My first time was on trollland(youtube) i was just an inocent little boy that commented on a video.



poor soul, there there, everything will be allright
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4218 Posts
December 12 2009 04:46 GMT
#32
On December 12 2009 12:04 Foreplay wrote:
ironically the first time i got trolled was also the first time i had sex


LOL
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
December 12 2009 04:49 GMT
#33
How can this not be about sex =\
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
blue_arrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-12 05:30:44
December 12 2009 05:29 GMT
#34
sexsexpussyhair

i dont remember my first troll but i remember the last time i got trolled on bnet i flamed him and we traded insults for 3 days until he apologized. that was pretty funny. and a waste of time too, so dont do it kids
| MLIA | the weather sucks dick here
Kwidowmaker
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada978 Posts
December 12 2009 05:33 GMT
#35
I was trolled by serious and thoughtful responses, and now I troll serious and thoughtful responses.
Kk.
sky_slasher
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States328 Posts
December 12 2009 05:51 GMT
#36
On December 12 2009 10:52 ilj.psa wrote:
i thought this was going to be about sex lol

Totally...or kiss....

On December 12 2009 11:13 DeathSpank wrote:
first time sucked. She made love like a dead fish.

I almost thought u said "first time I sucked" I'm like um..
JFKWT
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Singapore1442 Posts
December 12 2009 08:42 GMT
#37
On December 12 2009 11:37 Pulimuli wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 12 2009 10:52 ilj.psa wrote:
i thought this was going to be about sex lol


join the club ^^

mouseover ppls
The calm before the storm / "loli is not a crime, but meganekko is the way to go!"
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
December 12 2009 10:33 GMT
#38
On December 12 2009 11:08 Grobyc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 12 2009 11:03 Terranist wrote:
he just trolled us all with the title. clever blog... clever...

+1


yes.... yes he did
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
December 12 2009 11:35 GMT
#39
I googled "sex"
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-12 12:57:29
December 12 2009 12:56 GMT
#40
On December 12 2009 10:52 ilj.psa wrote:
i thought this was going to be about sex lol


That was the obvious thing he wanted you to think lol
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
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