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RYAN
After Ryan's epic sacrifice to the zerg scum, eSTRO had a big decision to make in Week 7 of ProLeague. Would they play Ryan in the game against WeMade, or Gosi[Flying]? After the decision to play Gosi was made the eSTRO coach rode his valiant steed to the castle of Ryan[shield], where he met with Ryan who sat upon a throne of pylons.
"Ryan, we have decided to play Gosi against WeMade. We really wanna give him more experience and..."
"SILENCE MORTAL" Ryan thundered from across the royal hall. "WeMade is too small time for me. You have made the correct choice. My skill cannot be wasted on such lowly men. Now leave my sight."
Ryan's bodyguards escorted the eSTRO coach out of the building. He sighed a sigh of relief. The last 300 eSTRO coaches were slaughtered mercilessly by Ryan for choosing to play another player in the Proleague.
Mark my words. Ryan isn't going away. His skill shall be locked, hidden an extra-dimensional prison (as our universe cannot actually hold the extent of his might without collapsing), to be released when Ryan finds a worthy opponent. Perhaps the likes of Flash (fat chance) could challenge him.
Ryan will crush them all. His cape of blood will flow in the night wind as his opponents fall, crumbling to dust before his gaze. The virgins of Seoul shall be flowered in a ceremony of death and lust as his archons shine brighter than the moon.
RYAN
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