since we moved to our new house 1 yr ago ive been fighting against those strange creatures
our first encounter happened when i was playing warcraft3 one of the first Arthas missions
a strange noise in my ceiling, i called my father, my mother and my sister and i was like:
-"wth who the hell is in my house"
everybody could check it was not a lie
the noises happened lotsa times
since then , whenever i enter in my bedroom, and i start listening epik high, led zeppelin, or when i start reading a book, they start making noises, like walking in my ceiling
also i believe they are stealing my bandwidth i found wires and cables that didnt use to exist before in the guest bedroom,
my downloads are pretty laggy too and i believe they are watching me masturbate or streaming porn
the only physical met i believe we had was actly an illusion caused by too much grape juice i was sleeping and then i woke up in the middle of the night i could see that small person standing between my thighs , i took the tv control and then BANG! in his head too bad it was a nocturne erection, my dick did hurt for 1 week
FUCK, u no be only one that see gnome the night and hear the noise for 3 year on roof. i now have the yearas hearin noise from upside and neighbor call cop on me but no they believe the gnome story so righ now i type this from madhouse.
yestreday i go resromm and bad stomach so i my pants take away and sit on toilet, but it was so darck i no could see and light too faraway. i feel something hairy up crack of my butt but no the see of anything, so i hear noise AGAIOIN and nurse ask if whats ok going on. i tell her ibusy becuase no light so hard more than dick to shit w/o this ilumiknation.
then after too pain of shit big poopoo i hear noise AGAINm abnd nurse break door but dick is still hanging so i drop floor screaming becuas i neverl ike anyone see me naked.
they spoon me taser and take me to hole where they keep john wayne gacy.
today they say i's the onluy one in madhouse that no given the sniwne flu shot so im be taken in two hour to big white room for shot. they say john wayne die yesterday with me on cell hole becuase of swine flu and find little axe on head.s o nobody close to me now fo protrectrion.
ok, now me go, i rather shit gnomes than get swine flu.
EPT
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