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FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5015 Posts
November 18 2009 16:20 GMT
#1
There is a local bar that i frequent. In this bar there are restrooms. In the mens restroom above the lone urinal is a chalkboard with some chalk. Now I noticed that this bathroom does NOT have a sink for the washing of hands ( 2 mens restrooms one without sink) also I took notice of the fact that you can draw/ write while taking a leak. And then i relized that the chalk board is full of stuff so when they write or draw they are handling dick chalk that is gross.

Now lets get past the whole dick chalk thing from dick to chalk to beer mug ehhhh. anyway A question stood out on that chalk board and it is this, please tl give me your best answers and I may go write some on this chalk board (I have my own chalk ty very much)

Camel flage is the type of undies that ladies ware to make sure no unsightly camel toe is spotted by us guys or worse the judgmental other woman, so can you think of a better name for the covering than Camel Flage?




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https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6641 Posts
November 18 2009 16:24 GMT
#2
Hmm not too sure what to put for an answer but I know something else you should write on it:
'The joke isn't on the wall, it's in your hands'
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
November 18 2009 16:30 GMT
#3
camel toe flage
Hates Fun🤔
DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
November 18 2009 16:33 GMT
#4
Nope, I think it's pretty hilarious as is.
Day[9]
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
November 18 2009 16:33 GMT
#5
Hoof guard
Whenever I encounter some little hitch, or some of my orbs get out of orbit, nothing pleases me so much as to make the crooked straight and crush down uneven places. www.day9.tv
Day[9]
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
November 18 2009 16:33 GMT
#6
Seamless taco
Whenever I encounter some little hitch, or some of my orbs get out of orbit, nothing pleases me so much as to make the crooked straight and crush down uneven places. www.day9.tv
Day[9]
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
November 18 2009 16:33 GMT
#7
Knuckle buckle
Whenever I encounter some little hitch, or some of my orbs get out of orbit, nothing pleases me so much as to make the crooked straight and crush down uneven places. www.day9.tv
Day[9]
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
November 18 2009 16:37 GMT
#8
Silent clam
Whenever I encounter some little hitch, or some of my orbs get out of orbit, nothing pleases me so much as to make the crooked straight and crush down uneven places. www.day9.tv
Day[9]
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
November 18 2009 16:38 GMT
#9
Silence of the clams*
Whenever I encounter some little hitch, or some of my orbs get out of orbit, nothing pleases me so much as to make the crooked straight and crush down uneven places. www.day9.tv
Day[9]
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
November 18 2009 16:38 GMT
#10
wtf i have to goto class

bye all haha
Whenever I encounter some little hitch, or some of my orbs get out of orbit, nothing pleases me so much as to make the crooked straight and crush down uneven places. www.day9.tv
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
November 18 2009 16:39 GMT
#11
wow
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
November 18 2009 16:39 GMT
#12
Like camel up?

camelshade?

toe herring?

toe guise?

xD
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
Dr.Lettuce
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United Kingdom663 Posts
November 18 2009 16:41 GMT
#13
hahaha hoof guard is fucking brilliant
MooCow
Profile Joined September 2008
1434 Posts
November 18 2009 16:41 GMT
#14
lol @ Hoof Guard
From the dick to chalk and vice versa if there was a sink to wash your hands I don't think it'd be that big of a deal to do the holding their chalk thing.
Making history not reliving it.
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
November 18 2009 16:44 GMT
#15
silence of the clams is pretty clever, but if this were to ever be sold in a store or something camel flage sounds like the best way to go.

thanks random bathroom chalk-sharing guy
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5015 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-18 16:46:05
November 18 2009 16:45 GMT
#16
Spackle


Nice I am so putting some of these up there.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9950 Posts
November 18 2009 16:46 GMT
#17
On November 19 2009 01:33 Day[9] wrote:
Hoof guard

LOL
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
November 18 2009 17:17 GMT
#18
HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHA all of the ones Day said, you should copy those down and just rewrite them on the board.
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
XCLuSive
Profile Joined November 2009
Canada121 Posts
November 18 2009 17:56 GMT
#19
lmao this is hilarious.
nothing less than legendary
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
November 18 2009 18:10 GMT
#20
Day[9] I think I love you. Haha.

Seamless taco is the best.
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