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konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66202 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-07 00:26:49
November 07 2009 00:24 GMT
#1


Just found this to be really amazing. If only I could use the calculator this fast.. I would save so much time on my maths papers lol.

Another video:



This one is where the people instantly type out whatever they hear on the TV, providing LIVE subs.

Was wondering if there were any other videos of such fast apm that isn't related to gaming

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PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
November 07 2009 00:28 GMT
#2
O.O

That's crazy.
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ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
November 07 2009 00:29 GMT
#3
I can type like that easy, that's kiddie stuff
Life?
koOl
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada254 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-07 00:32:11
November 07 2009 00:30 GMT
#4
let me show u to cup stacking:

world record that held for 5 years:


new record:
hihi
h3r1n6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Iceland2039 Posts
November 07 2009 00:42 GMT
#5
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
November 07 2009 00:52 GMT
#6
Abacus girl > Calculator girl

Hands down

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phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
November 07 2009 01:02 GMT
#7
Impressive videos, but this one takes far more skill.

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affinity
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States266 Posts
November 07 2009 01:02 GMT
#8
How about the secretary girl?


Pretty much a stamping machine...
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11583 Posts
November 07 2009 01:03 GMT
#9
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
ShadowDrgn
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States2497 Posts
November 07 2009 01:06 GMT
#10
Woah that keyboard is awesome. I want one, haha.
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Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Netherlands512 Posts
November 07 2009 01:08 GMT
#11
Calculator lady? I've seen plenty of people that could give you the answer much faster than she ever could - only they wouldn't use a calculator. Does that count?
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Crimson
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States311 Posts
November 07 2009 01:12 GMT
#12
Does wannabe apm count?

disco
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Netherlands1667 Posts
November 07 2009 01:16 GMT
#13
On November 07 2009 10:08 Phrujbaz wrote:
Calculator lady? I've seen plenty of people that could give you the answer much faster than she ever could - only they wouldn't use a calculator. Does that count?


I doubt this.
this game is a fucking jokie
Triple7
Profile Joined April 2009
United States656 Posts
November 07 2009 01:25 GMT
#14
These look like useful talents toi have.
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Mobius
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1268 Posts
November 07 2009 01:40 GMT
#15
On November 07 2009 10:25 Triple7 wrote:
These look like useful talents toi have.

LOL ya.. I remember someone saying that girls were like the fastest with their hands, and i argued that. and they used that girl with the cups as an example..
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konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66202 Posts
November 07 2009 01:42 GMT
#16
On November 07 2009 10:02 affinity wrote:
How about the secretary girl?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKlv-Ps-ug0
Pretty much a stamping machine...

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Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
November 07 2009 01:44 GMT
#17
On November 07 2009 10:42 konadora wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2009 10:02 affinity wrote:
How about the secretary girl?

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKlv-Ps-ug0

Pretty much a stamping machine...

WTFFFFFFFFFF


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rauk
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States2228 Posts
November 07 2009 01:45 GMT
#18


a short snippet from gray pianos flying
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
November 07 2009 01:52 GMT
#19
1st) Imagine how fast that lady with the calculator could jerk you off...
2nd) In elementary school i used to do the cup flipping competitively and my best time is 8 seconds.
3rd) The Piano guy is not the fastest player ever, either is the guy form buckethead.
4th) That last guy is just a retard.
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
Sadistx
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Zimbabwe5568 Posts
November 07 2009 02:17 GMT
#20
But can any of those people beat Jaedong?
iSiN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1075 Posts
November 07 2009 02:24 GMT
#21
or beat julyzergs 800apm peak?
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Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
November 07 2009 02:31 GMT
#22
On November 07 2009 09:42 h3r1n6 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PsxU6G0rew


well if you're gonna show someone playing fast you might as well show the fastest

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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
November 07 2009 02:36 GMT
#23
Shawn Lane is the fastest player who retains any sort of melody.

BucketHead is the fastest tapper.
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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
November 07 2009 02:36 GMT
#24
On November 07 2009 11:24 iSiN wrote:
or beat julyzergs 800apm peak?


Can your apm even be that high? Even by holding down hotkeys you can't break 600 I think.
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rauk
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States2228 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-07 03:01:05
November 07 2009 02:54 GMT
#25
On November 07 2009 11:36 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Shawn Lane is the fastest player who retains any sort of melody.

BucketHead is the fastest tapper.


michael romeo is faster tapping than buckethead



buckethead's chromatic stuff is like 16-17 nps, that betcha can't play this lick by romeo is up to 23 nps at the 32nd note parts

none of matters because guthrie govan is the fastest living guitarist who (imo) surpasses lane in his melodic playing

edit @ drhelvetica

600 apm is like 10 nps, which is pretty easy for any serious musician (16th notes at 150 bpm? please). 800 apm is around 13 nps, which is about the speed where shredding starts to sound like shredding. i wouldn't be surprised if there were players who peaked over 1000 apm spamming

@ divinek

cooley is just a wanker, and he's not even a fast wanker at that (maxes out 17 nps picking). that said i still enjoy his solo album haha
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
November 07 2009 03:19 GMT
#26
The abacus girl was just so badass... she gets my vote
JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
November 07 2009 03:24 GMT
#27
On November 07 2009 11:36 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2009 11:24 iSiN wrote:
or beat julyzergs 800apm peak?


Can your apm even be that high? Even by holding down hotkeys you can't break 600 I think.

I tried this now. With just my left hand going 1234 with each finger stroking a different key i got ~700 keystrokes in a minute. And I definitely couldve gotten it faster, and then add my right hand.
If you have to ask, you don't know.
Captain Mayhem
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Sweden774 Posts
November 07 2009 03:30 GMT
#28
On November 07 2009 10:02 phosphorylation wrote:
Impressive videos, but this one takes far more skill.

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ-NAgDpRVs&translated=1

Wow... Wonder how long you gotta practice to play that one :x

Love Chopin, btw.
Gravity is just a theory anyway.
BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
November 07 2009 04:28 GMT
#29
yeah that chopin piece is insane.
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
November 07 2009 04:29 GMT
#30
i wanna see some insane jerking off apm.
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Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
November 07 2009 04:39 GMT
#31


This is insane, watch the ending especially.
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
jiabung
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States720 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-07 06:14:58
November 07 2009 05:12 GMT
#32
On November 07 2009 09:42 h3r1n6 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PsxU6G0rew


what's the song at the very very end??
it has such a good childhood nostalgia feel to it...

edit: after some intense thinking i remembered it was from pinnochio.
ahh so beautiful
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
November 07 2009 05:40 GMT
#33
On November 07 2009 10:40 Mobius wrote:
girls were like the fastest with their hands


then tossgirl would have an osl
Godimus
Profile Joined July 2009
United States126 Posts
November 07 2009 06:07 GMT
#34
im from the streets bitch
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
November 07 2009 06:22 GMT
#35
I feel so below average all of a sudden...
this is my quote.
Holgerius
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden16951 Posts
November 07 2009 06:24 GMT
#36
Meh, Buckethead and those guys are fucking trash at shredding compared to this:

[image loading]


+ Show Spoiler +
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sharkeyanti
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1273 Posts
November 07 2009 07:34 GMT
#37
On November 07 2009 10:02 phosphorylation wrote:
Impressive videos, but this one takes far more skill.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ-NAgDpRVs&translated=1


Richter was one of the best, man. His recordings of Liszt's stuff is ridic. Agreed on the skill though, you need more than mechanics to make the music sound good.
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HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
November 07 2009 07:53 GMT
#38
Pianoplayers are fast, sound good at the same time and the pure strength and individual control in their fingers is unbelievable.
Guitarplayer can just play fast.
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Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
November 07 2009 07:55 GMT
#39
On November 07 2009 16:53 HwangjaeTerran wrote:
Pianoplayers are fast, sound good at the same time and the pure strength and individual control in their fingers is unbelievable.
Guitarplayer can just play fast.


Martin Leung? On the piano.
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phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-07 07:57:56
November 07 2009 07:56 GMT
#40
On November 07 2009 16:53 HwangjaeTerran wrote:
Pianoplayers are fast, sound good at the same time and the pure strength and individual control in their fingers is unbelievable.
Guitarplayer can just play fast.


This man speaks the truth.

edit: except classical guitar players; that requires some insane dexterity too, not to mention expression.
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sharkeyanti
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1273 Posts
November 07 2009 07:57 GMT
#41
On November 07 2009 11:54 rauk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2009 11:36 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Shawn Lane is the fastest player who retains any sort of melody.

BucketHead is the fastest tapper.


michael romeo is faster tapping than buckethead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF5ra8N1ndw

buckethead's chromatic stuff is like 16-17 nps, that betcha can't play this lick by romeo is up to 23 nps at the 32nd note parts

none of matters because guthrie govan is the fastest living guitarist who (imo) surpasses lane in his melodic playing

edit @ drhelvetica

600 apm is like 10 nps, which is pretty easy for any serious musician (16th notes at 150 bpm? please). 800 apm is around 13 nps, which is about the speed where shredding starts to sound like shredding. i wouldn't be surprised if there were players who peaked over 1000 apm spamming

@ divinek

cooley is just a wanker, and he's not even a fast wanker at that (maxes out 17 nps picking). that said i still enjoy his solo album haha


Well pressing buttons on a keyboard spamming has just about nothing to do with playing music, and the only true corollary is piano. Other instruments depend on way more things than how fast you can move your fingers downward. And 16th notes at 150 bpm might be easy for shredders, but doing that for a length of time for a piece that requires a lot of musicianship (aka not for the sole purpose of speed) is actually pretty tough. Piano players get all those flurries of notes because they can sustain that speed pretty easily, but when we get into the other instruments it really depends on the piece. Playing in C/F/G with a lot of step-wise motion is waaaaay easier than playing in a less-used key with a lot of leaps on most instruments.

I mean I'm not trying to say shredding is bad to listen to, but it's not a good basis for judging "serious musicians." If we take an up tune for jazz players (~220 bpm), that's like as fast you'll be playing 8th notes, which of course translates to a "slower" 16th-note.

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phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
November 07 2009 08:00 GMT
#42
What instrument do you play? What do you do for living etc? sharkeyanti
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sharkeyanti
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1273 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-07 08:08:20
November 07 2009 08:06 GMT
#43
I play classical guitar, jazz in a pinch, and I always love getting some free form rock (a la Tortoise/Battles) going. I teach for a lving!

edit: but its 95% classical, the other stuff is just skills ive picked up over the years/when I first started playing
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HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
November 07 2009 08:23 GMT
#44
On November 07 2009 17:06 sharkeyanti wrote:
I play classical guitar, jazz in a pinch, and I always love getting some free form rock (a la Tortoise/Battles) going. I teach for a lving!

edit: but its 95% classical, the other stuff is just skills ive picked up over the years/when I first started playing


You have made a good choice, nothing beats classical guitar.

And it´s true about shredding, while it´s fast it still requires much less than those pianopieces, it´s all about repeating/triads on those same few scales, of course there are exceptions.
Jazz players are freaks but IMO even it loses something when going too fast.
Wes Montgomery now that is something.
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phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
November 07 2009 08:31 GMT
#45
I have a lot of respect of classical guitarists. That is all.
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rauk
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States2228 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-07 10:00:05
November 07 2009 08:31 GMT
#46
it might be repetitive arpeggios or scale runs but yngwie and paul gilbert make it sound so good :p

then of course you have the insane freaks like john mclaughlin, greg howe, shawn lane, and guthrie govan whose lines easily rival any key players'. i personally like the fusion style of shredding best, but paul gilbert always has a place in my heart

also, 16th notes at 150 bpm really isn't that hard. i would hardly call myself anything approaching a shredder but doing scale runs at that speed is simple, so i would think that 2 handed keyboard spamming should be able to exceed 600 apm pretty easily for any longtime starcraft player.

anyways the point i was trying to make is that the simple mechanical motion of your fingers being able to spam over 800 apm isn't impossible at all when you look at some pretty average finger speed from some guitar players
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
November 07 2009 09:25 GMT
#47
classical guitar is da bomb yo
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Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
November 07 2009 09:34 GMT
#48
ITT: People saying their hobby of choice takes more skill than all other things.
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Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden173 Posts
November 07 2009 13:18 GMT
#49


He's faster than me
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Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
November 07 2009 14:01 GMT
#50




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Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States203 Posts
November 07 2009 14:47 GMT
#51
I sure do wish I was good at pop'n
JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
November 07 2009 15:29 GMT
#52
On November 07 2009 23:01 Itachii wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_tmFUWu9bI

Ez mode when he can see that many blocks in advance
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konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66202 Posts
November 07 2009 15:43 GMT
#53
i was hoping this would be less about musical stuff...
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h3r1n6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Iceland2039 Posts
November 07 2009 16:15 GMT
#54
I thought this might turn into a guitarist comparison. I just wanted some example of shredding, to compare to the video game players or secretaries.

Anyway, accordion apm:
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
November 07 2009 17:33 GMT
#55
Who cares abotu fucking music.. this is about apm not music
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theobsessed1
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States576 Posts
November 07 2009 19:06 GMT
#56
On November 07 2009 10:16 disco wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2009 10:08 Phrujbaz wrote:
Calculator lady? I've seen plenty of people that could give you the answer much faster than she ever could - only they wouldn't use a calculator. Does that count?


I doubt this.


Naw it's true, there are people who use some other mental method to calculate huge lists of numbers really fast, they use a completely different method than the normal way to calculate though...
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sharkeyanti
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1273 Posts
November 07 2009 19:14 GMT
#57
sorry about the music stuff OP, I just don't like the correlation between "apm" and playing a piece of music, it's really a pretty bad way to think about it. That example of the accordianist playing "Flight of the Bumblebee" is pretty cool though.
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JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
November 07 2009 20:11 GMT
#58
that's pretty impressive stuff
sadly i have reached the limit of my calculator abilities and it's not limited by me.. but by the calculator. there's this really dumbass policy in university of waterloo that you're only allowed to use one of 2 calculators. one is of no use to me and the other registers the clicks too slowly. all too often (this is very noticeable with doubletaps like 11 or 22) the second tap won't register. it REALLY pisses me off. i know it's not me making a mistake because on my old crappy casio calculator, that never ever *ever* happens. plus i can do it such that you distinctly hear two taps but only one number appears. it's really pathetic whoever engineered this garbage calculator. imagine if you had to slow down your double clicks on the mouse....

so yeah, fuck you waterloo and approve some non-shitty calculators. thanks.
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tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
November 07 2009 21:11 GMT
#59
The stamping secretary was the best.
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Oystein
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Norway1602 Posts
November 07 2009 21:51 GMT
#60
Lots of cool stuff here, but that abacus thing. What is she doing that is impressive? Because everything else I can see is impressive even if I have no clue about what they are doing, but in that video it just looks like she pushes some buttons at a rather slow speed...

Forgive my ignorance, but I have no clue what she is doing or why that is suppose to be impressive. Someone please enlighten me!
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starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
November 07 2009 22:17 GMT
#61
On November 08 2009 00:29 JohannesH wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2009 23:01 Itachii wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_tmFUWu9bI

Ez mode when he can see that many blocks in advance


did you notice how the whole board turned invisible at the end?
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konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66202 Posts
November 08 2009 02:10 GMT
#62
On November 08 2009 06:51 Oystein wrote:
Lots of cool stuff here, but that abacus thing. What is she doing that is impressive? Because everything else I can see is impressive even if I have no clue about what they are doing, but in that video it just looks like she pushes some buttons at a rather slow speed...

Forgive my ignorance, but I have no clue what she is doing or why that is suppose to be impressive. Someone please enlighten me!

yeah not really sure about that lol
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Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-08 04:28:09
November 08 2009 04:26 GMT
#63
On November 08 2009 11:10 konadora wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 08 2009 06:51 Oystein wrote:
Lots of cool stuff here, but that abacus thing. What is she doing that is impressive? Because everything else I can see is impressive even if I have no clue about what they are doing, but in that video it just looks like she pushes some buttons at a rather slow speed...

Forgive my ignorance, but I have no clue what she is doing or why that is suppose to be impressive. Someone please enlighten me!

yeah not really sure about that lol


Its the speed of their calculation process, basically human calculators doing operations at WTF speed.

edit: Watch this video and well.... Try the mental abacus instead. :D

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blue_arrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-08 06:12:13
November 08 2009 05:55 GMT
#64
search 'fastest' on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=fastest&search_type=&aq=f

and guess what the first result is:



of course several are out of date, and not all are about APM, but it's still a nice compilation =)

other interesting searches:







the pickpocket one is so awesome
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Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
November 08 2009 06:07 GMT
#65
It might be the low quality of the vid, but the worlds fastest undresser looks kinda like savior.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
November 08 2009 08:39 GMT
#66
Should just watch Bob Arno or Apollo.
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konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66202 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-08 09:27:35
November 08 2009 09:18 GMT
#67
lol those videos are so awesome

pretty wtf at minesweeper and gun reloading

and whoa, wtf at the pickpocket ahhaha

the rap one seems kinda bleh though, if you can't understand a single shit he's saying... -_-
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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
November 08 2009 10:33 GMT
#68
How do you even play minesweeper that fast

jesus christ

it takes me forever to beat it on normal
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Spinfusor
Profile Joined June 2007
Australia410 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-08 11:20:35
November 08 2009 11:19 GMT
#69
On November 07 2009 10:02 phosphorylation wrote:
Impressive videos, but this one takes far more skill.

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ-NAgDpRVs&translated=1

Might be better with something more showy and octavylike:
Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
November 11 2009 20:39 GMT
#70
On November 08 2009 01:15 h3r1n6 wrote:
I thought this might turn into a guitarist comparison. I just wanted some example of shredding, to compare to the video game players or secretaries.

Anyway, accordion apm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVbuIZ-5-8o


Your accordion video pales in comparison:

DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
November 12 2009 00:16 GMT
#71
The stamp lady is insane, but the cup stacking kids are...unbelievable.
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MuffinDude
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3837 Posts
November 14 2009 03:47 GMT
#72
On November 08 2009 00:29 JohannesH wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2009 23:01 Itachii wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_tmFUWu9bI

Ez mode when he can see that many blocks in advance

Bet you can't do it.
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SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
November 14 2009 03:53 GMT
#73
On November 07 2009 10:08 Phrujbaz wrote:
Calculator lady? I've seen plenty of people that could give you the answer much faster than she ever could - only they wouldn't use a calculator. Does that count?

its not the same thing, those people probably couldnt flip through those pages as fast as she could and read all those numbers. doing mental math really fast is one thing, superfast data entry is another
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WheelOfTime
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada331 Posts
November 14 2009 21:03 GMT
#74
On November 08 2009 20:19 Spinfusor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2009 10:02 phosphorylation wrote:
Impressive videos, but this one takes far more skill.

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ-NAgDpRVs&translated=1

Might be better with something more showy and octavylike:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8alxBofd_eQ


By far the fastest.

Keep in mind those insanely fast quarter notes are OCTAVES and sometimes triads and chords, from BOTH hands.

Just a rough estimation from windows clock, but she's playing at around 11 bpm so 11 x 4 that's 44 notes per second.

The clap guy was 14 claps per second, the stamping lady was 6 stamps per second roughly, and the calculator lady was 10 key strokes per second tops.

Piano players > all in terms of raw APM. 44 x 60 = 2640, beats July's 800 apm easy anyday.
omg.deus
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Korea (South)150 Posts
November 14 2009 22:18 GMT
#75
speed doesn't really impress me that much...it's all muscle memory...i can shred just as fast as any of these guitarists but i'm not a great guitarist because improvising or creating music is infinitely harder than being able to do something really fast which only requires a lot of brainless practice.
d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
November 14 2009 23:02 GMT
#76
On November 15 2009 07:18 omg.deus wrote:
speed doesn't really impress me that much...it's all muscle memory...i can shred just as fast as any of these guitarists but i'm not a great guitarist because improvising or creating music is infinitely harder than being able to do something really fast which only requires a lot of brainless practice.

excuse me? practice is nowhere near brainless until you get to the final product, even if it's just playing fast.
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tossinYoSalad
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States215 Posts
November 15 2009 00:19 GMT
#77
On November 08 2009 20:19 Spinfusor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2009 10:02 phosphorylation wrote:
Impressive videos, but this one takes far more skill.

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ-NAgDpRVs&translated=1

Might be better with something more showy and octavylike:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8alxBofd_eQ



this wins the thread. shes crazy good at piano, smoking hot, and asian. the triple threat.
rauk
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States2228 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-15 01:33:49
November 15 2009 01:32 GMT
#78
On November 15 2009 07:18 omg.deus wrote:
speed doesn't really impress me that much...it's all muscle memory...i can shred just as fast as any of these guitarists but i'm not a great guitarist because improvising or creating music is infinitely harder than being able to do something really fast which only requires a lot of brainless practice.


i'd like to see you play at the speeds shawn lane, guthrie govan, or john mclaughlin do when they improvise ahahah

edit: in fact, i'd like to see you shred with even a quarter of the accuracy that michael angelo batio can, because your claim is total bullshit
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
November 15 2009 01:36 GMT
#79
On November 15 2009 07:18 omg.deus wrote:
speed doesn't really impress me that much...it's all muscle memory...i can shred just as fast as any of these guitarists but i'm not a great guitarist because improvising or creating music is infinitely harder than being able to do something really fast which only requires a lot of brainless practice.

video.
Z-BosoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Brazil2590 Posts
November 15 2009 01:51 GMT
#80
Not as fast as flight of the bumblebee, but besides it being an awesome song, it's harder to play. If you hear it carefully you'll see how insane this is (lots of voices)

If you just wanna see speed, start at 1:40 or 2:20



Also, her reaction at the end is quite adequate :D
tube
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1475 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-15 16:32:39
November 15 2009 05:53 GMT
#81


the whole video, and especially 2:43 to the end
i find that speed much more exhilarating than the flight of the bumblebee

just so all of you know, hiromi composes all of her own songs
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JFKWT
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Singapore1442 Posts
November 15 2009 07:00 GMT
#82
Hahaha this is turning into a music thread!

Ok, no music, just apm:

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phosphorylation
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2935 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-15 08:28:38
November 15 2009 08:27 GMT
#83
On November 15 2009 10:51 Z-BosoN wrote:
Not as fast as flight of the bumblebee, but besides it being an awesome song, it's harder to play. If you hear it carefully you'll see how insane this is (lots of voices)

If you just wanna see speed, start at 1:40 or 2:20

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1fgo7hp-Ko&feature=related

Also, her reaction at the end is quite adequate :D



Egh, Yuja Wang is good but nothing truly remarkable imo
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ketomai
Profile Joined June 2007
United States2789 Posts
November 15 2009 08:42 GMT
#84
From a pure technical standpoint, those last vids (bumblebee, house of flying fingers, and tom and jerry) are fucking crazy. I don't understand how they have such precision and dexterity at that high of speeds (and I've played piano for 12 years).
omg.deus
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Korea (South)150 Posts
November 15 2009 13:15 GMT
#85
On November 15 2009 10:32 rauk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2009 07:18 omg.deus wrote:
speed doesn't really impress me that much...it's all muscle memory...i can shred just as fast as any of these guitarists but i'm not a great guitarist because improvising or creating music is infinitely harder than being able to do something really fast which only requires a lot of brainless practice.


i'd like to see you play at the speeds shawn lane, guthrie govan, or john mclaughlin do when they improvise ahahah

edit: in fact, i'd like to see you shred with even a quarter of the accuracy that michael angelo batio can, because your claim is total bullshit


you would completely eat your words if you saw me play the guitar...and you completely missed my point. My point is i'm NOT great at improvising or composing music which is why I'm not a great guitarist. I used to go to guitar camps when I was younger and there were tons of 14 year olds who could play the music of all the people you just mentioned...and I used to know 'speed lives' by michaelangelo by memory...it's not that hard...i learned at the end of my first year of guitar playing....it's just requires a lot of practice and a metronome.

being able to play something that someone else composed is easy. Brainless practice with a metronome. You really don't have to think much at all...A lot of these old shred pieces I learned when I was younger I couldn't write down in sheet music or play slowly. If I just start playing at normal tempo my hands will just automatically start playing them because it's muscle memory and not anything I have to consciously think about.

Yeah, I guess most people who just pick up the guitar and dick around and aren't that serious about it may find it "impossible"...but for the serious players who actually devote a lot of time to it find that technical skill is like 30% of the battle....look at BB KING, one of the greatest guitarists of all time and he plays maybe 5 notes every 2 minutes.
hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
November 15 2009 19:21 GMT
#86
On November 08 2009 14:55 blue_arrow wrote:
search 'fastest' on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=fastest&search_type=&aq=f

and guess what the first result is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4oCrCwEIEA

of course several are out of date, and not all are about APM, but it's still a nice compilation =)

other interesting searches:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuW3bdsoRV0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hboPd9GzJxg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_eOLPttxxQ

the pickpocket one is so awesome
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meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
November 15 2009 19:59 GMT
#87
The pickpocket one isn't awesome, its scary... frick
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17341 Posts
November 15 2009 20:13 GMT
#88


Typing 157wpm is pretty damn fast...

And some more guitars!


Guy playing guitar at 320bpm
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rauk
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States2228 Posts
November 15 2009 21:04 GMT
#89
On November 15 2009 22:15 omg.deus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2009 10:32 rauk wrote:
On November 15 2009 07:18 omg.deus wrote:
speed doesn't really impress me that much...it's all muscle memory...i can shred just as fast as any of these guitarists but i'm not a great guitarist because improvising or creating music is infinitely harder than being able to do something really fast which only requires a lot of brainless practice.


i'd like to see you play at the speeds shawn lane, guthrie govan, or john mclaughlin do when they improvise ahahah

edit: in fact, i'd like to see you shred with even a quarter of the accuracy that michael angelo batio can, because your claim is total bullshit


you would completely eat your words if you saw me play the guitar...and you completely missed my point. My point is i'm NOT great at improvising or composing music which is why I'm not a great guitarist. I used to go to guitar camps when I was younger and there were tons of 14 year olds who could play the music of all the people you just mentioned...and I used to know 'speed lives' by michaelangelo by memory...it's not that hard...i learned at the end of my first year of guitar playing....it's just requires a lot of practice and a metronome.

being able to play something that someone else composed is easy. Brainless practice with a metronome. You really don't have to think much at all...A lot of these old shred pieces I learned when I was younger I couldn't write down in sheet music or play slowly. If I just start playing at normal tempo my hands will just automatically start playing them because it's muscle memory and not anything I have to consciously think about.

Yeah, I guess most people who just pick up the guitar and dick around and aren't that serious about it may find it "impossible"...but for the serious players who actually devote a lot of time to it find that technical skill is like 30% of the battle....look at BB KING, one of the greatest guitarists of all time and he plays maybe 5 notes every 2 minutes.


~\O_o/~ well post up a video because i doubt you can shred speed lives with any sort of accuracy. plus speed lives is a good 4-5 notes per second slower than shawn lane's fastest parts.

plus, one of your claims was that speed isn't impressive because guitarists are not making music with that speed. jazz fusion players like the ones i mentioned play as fast or faster than the most shredders, while improvising and making great music, which was my original point: speed be impressive and make great music.

@ manitou:

that della vega vid had its audio replaced. look for the audience filmed version, it shows that when he plays it sounds like a complete mess and he's playing maybe 1-2 notes out of every 4.
XinRan
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States530 Posts
November 16 2009 02:16 GMT
#90
On November 16 2009 06:04 rauk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2009 22:15 omg.deus wrote:
On November 15 2009 10:32 rauk wrote:
On November 15 2009 07:18 omg.deus wrote:
speed doesn't really impress me that much...it's all muscle memory...i can shred just as fast as any of these guitarists but i'm not a great guitarist because improvising or creating music is infinitely harder than being able to do something really fast which only requires a lot of brainless practice.


i'd like to see you play at the speeds shawn lane, guthrie govan, or john mclaughlin do when they improvise ahahah

edit: in fact, i'd like to see you shred with even a quarter of the accuracy that michael angelo batio can, because your claim is total bullshit


you would completely eat your words if you saw me play the guitar...and you completely missed my point. My point is i'm NOT great at improvising or composing music which is why I'm not a great guitarist. I used to go to guitar camps when I was younger and there were tons of 14 year olds who could play the music of all the people you just mentioned...and I used to know 'speed lives' by michaelangelo by memory...it's not that hard...i learned at the end of my first year of guitar playing....it's just requires a lot of practice and a metronome.

being able to play something that someone else composed is easy. Brainless practice with a metronome. You really don't have to think much at all...A lot of these old shred pieces I learned when I was younger I couldn't write down in sheet music or play slowly. If I just start playing at normal tempo my hands will just automatically start playing them because it's muscle memory and not anything I have to consciously think about.

Yeah, I guess most people who just pick up the guitar and dick around and aren't that serious about it may find it "impossible"...but for the serious players who actually devote a lot of time to it find that technical skill is like 30% of the battle....look at BB KING, one of the greatest guitarists of all time and he plays maybe 5 notes every 2 minutes.


@ manitou:

that della vega vid had its audio replaced. look for the audience filmed version, it shows that when he plays it sounds like a complete mess and he's playing maybe 1-2 notes out of every 4.

Link please? I couldn't find said video.
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rauk
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States2228 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-16 03:37:06
November 16 2009 03:07 GMT
#91
On November 16 2009 11:16 XinRan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 16 2009 06:04 rauk wrote:
On November 15 2009 22:15 omg.deus wrote:
On November 15 2009 10:32 rauk wrote:
On November 15 2009 07:18 omg.deus wrote:
speed doesn't really impress me that much...it's all muscle memory...i can shred just as fast as any of these guitarists but i'm not a great guitarist because improvising or creating music is infinitely harder than being able to do something really fast which only requires a lot of brainless practice.


i'd like to see you play at the speeds shawn lane, guthrie govan, or john mclaughlin do when they improvise ahahah

edit: in fact, i'd like to see you shred with even a quarter of the accuracy that michael angelo batio can, because your claim is total bullshit


you would completely eat your words if you saw me play the guitar...and you completely missed my point. My point is i'm NOT great at improvising or composing music which is why I'm not a great guitarist. I used to go to guitar camps when I was younger and there were tons of 14 year olds who could play the music of all the people you just mentioned...and I used to know 'speed lives' by michaelangelo by memory...it's not that hard...i learned at the end of my first year of guitar playing....it's just requires a lot of practice and a metronome.

being able to play something that someone else composed is easy. Brainless practice with a metronome. You really don't have to think much at all...A lot of these old shred pieces I learned when I was younger I couldn't write down in sheet music or play slowly. If I just start playing at normal tempo my hands will just automatically start playing them because it's muscle memory and not anything I have to consciously think about.

Yeah, I guess most people who just pick up the guitar and dick around and aren't that serious about it may find it "impossible"...but for the serious players who actually devote a lot of time to it find that technical skill is like 30% of the battle....look at BB KING, one of the greatest guitarists of all time and he plays maybe 5 notes every 2 minutes.


@ manitou:

that della vega vid had its audio replaced. look for the audience filmed version, it shows that when he plays it sounds like a complete mess and he's playing maybe 1-2 notes out of every 4.

Link please? I couldn't find said video.




notice how especially the last half of the video sounds like his guitar is farting. the official video with the replaced audio sounds like ass anyways, even at 170 bpm none of his notes are clearly defined.

http://www.petrucciforum.com/forums/showpost.php?p=700071&postcount=95

there's a great post by willjay where he slows down the audio and video and shows that della vega only picks about 3 out of 4 notes, while just sliding around and fumbling the rest.

hmmm... scratch that, it appears guinness DOES have a world record for speed, but it's not della vega lol.

this is what real 20nps (which is what della vega claims to be playing) sounds like


at 2:38, he starts playing alternating groups of 6s and 9s (sextuplets and nontuplets), alternate picked and string skipping. its about 20.4 notes per second, you can check his own transcription in Power Licks (this is an instructional video), its example 54 on page 35.
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