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FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
October 16 2009 07:52 GMT
#21
On October 16 2009 14:48 never_toss wrote:
This is a rage blog.. so if you dont like rants, gtfo.


God DAMNIT korean hours... Today I started C- 3048 points. Yes, it sucks. Now im D+ 2682. The reason??

[image loading]


yes.. fken 9 straight losses. 8 koreans, 1 russian. Now lets see those stats.

Circle - C 4197 29-8
Rus-b.mhm - C 4086 24-0 Max Rank B+ (he told me on game)
WeddingCake - D+ 2700 17-0 Max Rank C
Unit.. - C- 3073 19-7
Art.Play - D+ 2088 12-5
Keol - D+ 2727 16-5
rex.test098 - C- 3024 17-5
gwaza - D+ - 2255 10-3
Basel - D+ 2342 12-3

What fucking makes me rage is that all these people play and then reset, play and reset. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LIKE TO OWN OBVIOUSLY WORSE PEOPLE!? I mean come fucking on. There are a couple of guys on that list that look kinda normal.. they are not. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. I hate having NO time to play Starcraft but after work hours. Coincidentally all you korean FUCKS go noob bashing spree at those hours


GOD FUCKING DAMNIT



Because it obviously makes smurfers feel much better about themselves after they get raped in B ranks.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
Hyaach
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Singapore1737 Posts
October 16 2009 08:25 GMT
#22
I wonder why people are not seeing his point. He plays for fun and points comes as a by product.
What fun is there when you enter a game with no chance of winning?
Thailand is my new obsession
[DUF]MethodMan
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany1716 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-16 08:27:46
October 16 2009 08:26 GMT
#23
On October 16 2009 15:54 Monokeros wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 16 2009 15:44 lokiM wrote:
you lost to like 1 person that was B+ according to your stats, you lost the rest to alot of D+ to C rank players, why the fuck are you raging? you're D+ and losing to D+ ?!?!?! I don't get why you are so upset and bitching about smurfs if 80% of the games you're playing are around your level


No their records are not that of a D+ player, almost all D+ players have a 40-55% winrate if that, people up to C+/B- have a 60-70% winrate, most of those guys were almost at 80% meaning that they're way above the level they're playing at.


what are you talking about? in your OP you yourself listed a guy with 17-0 (100 fucking percent OMG ROMAD ANALYZE REP PLZ) but max C. according to you he must be "LOLOLOL A++++++++++". why not just f add ppl you played who you felt were on your level? after 1 week of doing this you got a shitload of ppl who you can play all the time without having to care about if its a "smurf" lol.

and just fyi, none of those ppl you played were smurfs, just random guys from D+ to whatnot.
lokiM
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3407 Posts
October 16 2009 08:28 GMT
#24
On October 16 2009 15:54 Monokeros wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 16 2009 15:44 lokiM wrote:
you lost to like 1 person that was B+ according to your stats, you lost the rest to alot of D+ to C rank players, why the fuck are you raging? you're D+ and losing to D+ ?!?!?! I don't get why you are so upset and bitching about smurfs if 80% of the games you're playing are around your level


No their records are not that of a D+ player, almost all D+ players have a 40-55% winrate if that, people up to C+/B- have a 60-70% winrate, most of those guys were almost at 80% meaning that they're way above the level they're playing at.

rofl? so you're saying if some1 is 18-7 then you have to bitch about it cause they aren't a D+ player?
You can't fight the feeling.
Polar_Nada
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1548 Posts
October 16 2009 08:56 GMT
#25
On October 16 2009 17:28 lokiM wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 16 2009 15:54 Monokeros wrote:
On October 16 2009 15:44 lokiM wrote:
you lost to like 1 person that was B+ according to your stats, you lost the rest to alot of D+ to C rank players, why the fuck are you raging? you're D+ and losing to D+ ?!?!?! I don't get why you are so upset and bitching about smurfs if 80% of the games you're playing are around your level


No their records are not that of a D+ player, almost all D+ players have a 40-55% winrate if that, people up to C+/B- have a 60-70% winrate, most of those guys were almost at 80% meaning that they're way above the level they're playing at.

rofl? so you're saying if some1 is 18-7 then you have to bitch about it cause they aren't a D+ player?

YES
[ReD]NaDa and fnaticMSI.SEn fighting~! ::POlar @ UC Irvine::
Piy
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Scotland3152 Posts
October 16 2009 11:36 GMT
#26
I like to smurf with the hope that people make nerd rage blogs on tl.
My. Copy. Is. Here.
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
October 16 2009 12:17 GMT
#27
i actually like to play against smurfs, it's nice to know the kid that rapes you at D+ isn't actually D+
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
October 16 2009 12:46 GMT
#28
On October 16 2009 16:52 FirstBorn wrote:
Because it obviously makes smurfers feel much better about themselves after they get raped in B ranks.


Quite accurate actually, lol. When I am losing a lot in higher level games it can be nice to go win a few at D.
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
October 16 2009 13:01 GMT
#29
Just find games in the channel so you can check stats.

I never ask for games in the channel but that seems like an easy way to filter "reset accounts" and "real D+ players".
No I'm never serious.
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9933 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-16 14:21:17
October 16 2009 14:19 GMT
#30
easiest way is to look for games in the channel and look at their stats. technically it's dodging but if you're playing for fun just look for people with average stats.

alternatively, you can try op irc on iccup, it's tl's informal channel. the teamliquid irc is pretty good for games too, just click on it on the left side of this page, or connect to irc.quakenet.org and join #teamliquid.
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Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
October 16 2009 14:21 GMT
#31
On October 16 2009 20:36 Piy wrote:
I like to smurf with the hope that people make nerd rage blogs on tl.

Well the result is just hilarious so thumbs up on that. OPs problem is more about playing korean hours, not that he is playing smurfs tho.
Dont se a problem at all with facing really good people if you want to play competetive starcraft and on a ladder like iccup.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
ZeroCartin
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2390 Posts
October 16 2009 14:29 GMT
#32
lol reminds me of this:
[image loading]

yeah, it must be frustrating to come from work, play till 2am and not win a single game. *pat pat*
"My sister is on vacation in Costa Rica right now. I hope she stays a while because she's a miserable cunt." -pubbanana
Dansard
Profile Joined October 2009
Germany7 Posts
October 16 2009 14:36 GMT
#33
On October 16 2009 16:50 JohannesH wrote:
Whats so terrible in playing people better than you?


Getting pwned 10 times in a row does no good to one's motivation. And - come on - it's not fun at all.
OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-16 15:02:50
October 16 2009 14:51 GMT
#34
lol i reset recently to learn some maps 8)
LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
October 16 2009 14:52 GMT
#35
I approve of the nature of this blog.
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
October 16 2009 15:19 GMT
#36
Sorry I'll stick to one name.
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
tirentu
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1257 Posts
October 16 2009 15:57 GMT
#37
I know I personally reset my smurf whenever I'm practicing new strategies or offracing, new maps etc. But because of that I'm never playing higher than a D+ level, so I feel fine doing it.
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-16 16:53:29
October 16 2009 16:53 GMT
#38
starcraft 2 will not let people smurf~~~

yay~~~

they are faggots.

edit - and it doesn't matter if you disagree! sc2 agrees with me! bahaha
Happiness only real when shared.
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28648 Posts
October 16 2009 16:55 GMT
#39
ur a faggot
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Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
October 16 2009 17:43 GMT
#40
mebe

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