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Well, the past few days have been extremely stressful for me. i would really like to know what you guys think about my girlfriend. We had sex for the first time on the 14th of September with a condom. I even pulled out before i came just to be extra safe. I even peed before we had sex to clean out my urethra to prevent pre-*** from getting her pregnant.
However, my giflriend's period started on the 6th and i believe ended on the 12th. On the 28th, i fingered my giflriend a lot, with my fingers and markers. My fingernails were long and i might have cut her because when i took the markers out there were some traces of blood. It was like really light brown. But just yesterday, on the 29th my girlfriend said she had brown discharge. So this got me extremely worried. Is it due to me fingering her yesterday extremely hard or is it due to implantation bleeding?
Sorry, I am really stressed about this right now. My rational side tells me it is not pregnancy, but I just wan't to get advice from others. What do you think? Thanks for any advice.
sorry mistake. my gf had brown discharge yesterday on the 27th, and i fingered my gf on the 28th.
edit 2: she has always used the markers to masterbate -__- she always washes them and there are no sharp edges on it
 
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i think your username explains everything
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On September 28 2009 08:23 paper wrote:
i think your username explains everything
Not unless her name is Mary2.0
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cut ure fingernails
P.S. she's not pregnant
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paper... sigh.
and don't worry, it's not pregnancy, lol. and on a side note: markers, really?
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it's definently not pregnancy, it was probably dried blood.
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ok first off why are you fingering your girlfriend with markers???
and you shouldn't be having sex if you're this clueless, sorry bro!
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from
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_brown_spotting_common_in_early_pregnancy
What causes brown spotting, anyway?
* Spotting brown blood is an indication of old, dry blood that is for some reason in the cervix. The most common reason is if you have sexual intercourse and irritation of the cervix causes a little tear. Not enough that it comes flowing out, but like when you urinate or you wipe, you might see it on the tissue. Unless you are passing bright red blood and clots, brown spotting is pretty harmless.
* Brown spotting is perfectly normal in early pregnancy. One reason for this type of spotting is called implantation bleeding. This occurs approx. 2 weeks after conception and 4 weeks since your last menstrual period. Another reason this could be happening is your body could be releasing old blood. Neither of these reasons are cause for concern.
so either you cut her cervix(with the marker more likely than your finger) or she has implantation bleeding a week early, very doubtful. Anyways probably seems ok you're just pysching yourself out. Also one thing to note is make sure you're using the condom properly if you don't leave room in the reservoir tip they don't work well.
hope this helps 
Edit: everyone should stop making mean comments to him lots of people have these pregnancy scares, it happened to me but it was due to my gf's cycle being messed up by extreme stress.
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On September 28 2009 08:27 leMaj24 wrote:
ok first off why are you fingering your girlfriend with markers???
and you shouldn't be having sex if you're this clueless, sorry bro!
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On September 28 2009 08:27 leMaj24 wrote:
ok first off why are you fingering your girlfriend with markers???
and you shouldn't be having sex if you're this clueless, sorry bro!
the markers are bigger than you know what  ahha
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On September 28 2009 08:31 kOre wrote:Show nested quote +On September 28 2009 08:27 leMaj24 wrote:
ok first off why are you fingering your girlfriend with markers???
and you shouldn't be having sex if you're this clueless, sorry bro! the markers are bigger than you know what ahha
Ooh, brutal. More likely they went in farther and did, in fact, scratch the cervix.
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If she's pregnant it's not from you. The failure rate on a condom used properly is basically zero: the failure rate comes from it being used improperly and ripping. So if you pulled out and saw the condom wasn't ripped, and she's pregnant, there's another guy involved.
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Dude just get a dildo
markers aren't safe lol
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On September 28 2009 08:35 cz wrote:
If she's pregnant it's not from you. The failure rate on a condom used properly is basically zero: the failure rate comes from it being used improperly and ripping. So if you pulled out and saw the condom wasn't ripped, and she's pregnant, there's another guy involved.
Nice 1000 post "there's another guy involved".
But seriously, you got nothing to worry about if you pulled it out before and it wasn't ripped.
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Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
On September 28 2009 08:35 cz wrote:
If she's pregnant it's not from you.
... I expect another blog post if this turns out to be the case.
+ Show Spoiler +No, she's not pregnant. This happens to a lot of people all the time. The funny thing is, when people are worried about it, she's never pregnant, but when people don't even think about it, then yeah, often she happens to be pregnant.
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yup...theres yer culprit right there....second from left
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On September 28 2009 08:41 weaksauce wrote:yup...theres yer culprit right there....second from left
LOL
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On September 28 2009 08:41 weaksauce wrote:yup...theres yer culprit right there....second from left
hahaha genius
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dude if your sticking markers inside of your gf's vagina, you got serious problems lol. How unhygenic is that? not to mention fucked up.
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i doubt the makers were open, so it really isn't a problem.
just an interesting choice to put in a vagina.
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Poll: Markers: Standard or wtf?
(Vote): Yep Standard, I do it all the time
(Vote): WTF???
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thanks for the post guys i really hope shes not pregnant D: i'm never having sex againnn untill i'm married
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^ good luck with that
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Did they stop teaching this in schools or something? Tell her to smoke and drink heavily to be on the safe side, and get some new markers.
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Seems like a troll, but if not. Well, I guess I still don't care.
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haha I hope this is a troll blog
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+ Show Spoiler +On September 28 2009 08:41 weaksauce wrote:yup...theres yer culprit right there....second from left
OMG haha good one
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omg dude markers rly? lol
cut your fingernails too
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On September 28 2009 08:23 paper wrote:
i think your username explains everything
haha that was my first reaction too.
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this is a serious blog -__-
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On September 26 2009 22:57 vGl-CoW wrote:
minors are the funniest creatures
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Hey, he could be using one of these, not the little dry erase markers.
+ Show Spoiler +
If you aren't already...and she apparently likes markers...you can thank me later.
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in 9 month's you'll be the proud owner of a box of crayons
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On September 28 2009 09:19 Torenhire wrote:Hey, he could be using one of these, not the little dry erase markers. + Show Spoiler +If you aren't already...and she apparently likes markers...you can thank me later.
lolol
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This happened to me in May and me and her were really afraid. There was no baby though, the best explanation we had was that her bad eating disorders were fucking with her cycle.
If you used a condom that didn't break, you're probably safe.
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On September 28 2009 09:38 Equaoh wrote:
in 9 month's you'll be the proud owner of a box of crayons
LOL
no comment about the fingernails and the markers (WTF :S condoms > markers i swear)
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get the scented markers and you could delight not only your eyes, but your nose too!
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you should have put a condom on the marler... just to be extra safe, same goes for fingers
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should check out that 30 days of the woman's insides that was posted somewhere in the General forum
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On September 28 2009 09:00 SecondComing wrote:
thanks for the post guys i really hope shes not pregnant D: i'm never having sex againnn untill i'm married
Ya I said that too until the next time we had sex. Keep doing it keep being safe. Do be paranoid. Try to get her on the pill.
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Osaka27149 Posts
On a serious note a pregnancy test from the drug store is dirt cheap.
On a not serious note LOL at markers.
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yeaa she said she'll take a pregnancy test if she misses her period :/ . wish me luckk
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This post reminds me of the guy who came home to his girlfriend and dog.
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How did I miss the part about the markers when I first read this blog. LOL
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I kinda agree with what some people have said...If you this ignorant about sex and all the stuff it entails you might want to learn a bit before you continue. You are fine though, as you did the proper safety with the condom and pulling out for max effectiveness unless there was a tear in it.
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On September 28 2009 10:56 SecondComing wrote:
yeaa she said she'll take a pregnancy test if she misses her period :/ . wish me luckk
luck? dude she's not pregnant. seriously. if you check to make sure the condom didn't break after you had came then she won't be pregnant. if you're so paranoid about this then talk about birth control with her. it's seriously 99.99% effective if she takes it everyday. a lot of guys go through this kind of phase when they first have sex and it's normal. if you used a rubber and it didn't break then you're fine.
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noob question.. how do you know if breaks? is it really obvious? what if its just a small hole
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On September 28 2009 08:41 weaksauce wrote:yup...theres yer culprit right there....second from left
Lemon is definitely fucking cherry.
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lol @ first page "in the spotlight"...
i missed the whole "markers" thing the first time through the blog haha
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intrigue
Washington, D.C9933 Posts
scented markers really do smell the best! i understand her preference. also, bleeding vaginas, and even just the phrase 'bleeding vaginas' should instantly end a conversation. where do you go from there? disgusting.
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she's not pregnant o.o based on experience, of all that stress, i promise not to have sex again.... w/o a condom :o
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Netherlands6142 Posts
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The Second Coming by William Butler Yeats
TURNING and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
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lol you used a condom and pulled out before you came... omg
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i gotta try this marker thing
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Did you use a brown marker by any chance-_-?
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This was the biggest troll ever you guys realise right?
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No this is not a troll I talked to the guy in PMs he is actually worried about this.
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Get something from fun factory to replace the markers and stop being worried this instant about her being pregnant because it's no chance the way you described it.
Oh and
+ Show Spoiler +
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On September 28 2009 14:00 SecondComing wrote:
noob question.. how do you know if breaks? is it really obvious? what if its just a small hole
it starts to feel really good all of a sudden.
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alright man, whatever we say to help you make you feel better won't help her not get pregnant. just man up and suck it up and wait for her pregnancy test and then you could let your feelings out or whatever. but seriously, "pulling out" is ALWAYS too late because it always comes out before. and condoms only work like what, 70% of the time? yeah man you're stressful, but there's really nothing you can do about it. make a thread for consolation? just wait for the test like a man. be more careful next time i guess =o
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Osaka27149 Posts
On September 28 2009 23:18 Nal_rAwr wrote:
alright man, whatever we say to help you make you feel better won't help her not get pregnant. just man up and suck it up and wait for her pregnancy test and then you could let your feelings out or whatever. but seriously, "pulling out" is ALWAYS too late because it always comes out before. and condoms only work like what, 70% of the time? yeah man you're stressful, but there's really nothing you can do about it. make a thread for consolation? just wait for the test like a man. be more careful next time i guess =o
Please dont ever post about sex again.
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On September 28 2009 23:18 Nal_rAwr wrote:
alright man, whatever we say to help you make you feel better won't help her not get pregnant. just man up and suck it up and wait for her pregnancy test and then you could let your feelings out or whatever. but seriously, "pulling out" is ALWAYS too late because it always comes out before. and condoms only work like what, 70% of the time? yeah man you're stressful, but there's really nothing you can do about it. make a thread for consolation? just wait for the test like a man. be more careful next time i guess =o
This post looks like a youtube comment or possibly yahoo answers / gosugamers
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This thread reminds me of my college roommate freaking out one night because a girl visited him. Nothing happened, but he was concerned she might have gotten pregnant from sitting on the toilet seat.
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The op seems like a 11 year old that is trying to let everyone know he got his fingers dirty. It's pretty sick tbh.
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She's not pregnant. But markers? Seriously?
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On September 28 2009 23:49 Kennelie wrote:
The op seems like a 11 year old that is trying to let everyone know he got his fingers dirty. It's pretty sick tbh.
This is exactly what I thought. Now I don't feel so happy in the morning any more 
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On September 28 2009 23:18 Nal_rAwr wrote:
alright man, whatever we say to help you make you feel better won't help her not get pregnant. just man up and suck it up and wait for her pregnancy test and then you could let your feelings out or whatever. but seriously, "pulling out" is ALWAYS too late because it always comes out before. and condoms only work like what, 70% of the time? yeah man you're stressful, but there's really nothing you can do about it. make a thread for consolation? just wait for the test like a man. be more careful next time i guess =o
WTF are u talking about?
seriously.
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On September 29 2009 00:10 nicoaldo wrote:Show nested quote +On September 28 2009 23:18 Nal_rAwr wrote:
alright man, whatever we say to help you make you feel better won't help her not get pregnant. just man up and suck it up and wait for her pregnancy test and then you could let your feelings out or whatever. but seriously, "pulling out" is ALWAYS too late because it always comes out before. and condoms only work like what, 70% of the time? yeah man you're stressful, but there's really nothing you can do about it. make a thread for consolation? just wait for the test like a man. be more careful next time i guess =o WTF are u talking about? seriously. LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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United States3824 Posts
Sum up:
Everyone thinks they got the girl preggers the first time.
lolz
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You honestly shouldn't be having sex.
Pregnancy should never be on your mind if you're having sex responsibly, meaning you talked to her about what would happen if she did become pregnant.
Otherwise you'll be freaking out the entire time and not be able to relax and enjoy.
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abstinence. it's the only thing that works 100%
sex is bad.
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On September 28 2009 23:25 NO MY LIQUIBET wrote:I recommend this form of post-coital contraceptive next time + Show Spoiler +
hahaha^10
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FuDDx
United States5008 Posts
Cucumbers I can understand....Kinda
Makers though? Does she put them back in the marker drawer? And if so does mom or dad then chew on said markers while writing?
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On September 29 2009 03:49 FuDDx wrote:
Cucumbers I can understand....Kinda
Makers though? Does she put them back in the marker drawer? And if so does mom or dad then chew on said markers while writing?
FFFFFFFFFFFUCK ROFL oh god;;;
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On September 29 2009 03:53 G.s)NarutO wrote:Show nested quote +On September 29 2009 03:49 FuDDx wrote:
Cucumbers I can understand....Kinda
Makers though? Does she put them back in the marker drawer? And if so does mom or dad then chew on said markers while writing? FFFFFFFFFFFUCK ROFL oh god;;;
OH MY GOD THAT's SO DISGUSTING!
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On September 29 2009 03:49 FuDDx wrote:
Cucumbers I can understand....Kinda
Makers though? Does she put them back in the marker drawer? And if so does mom or dad then chew on said markers while writing?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL gross but hilarious ...
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rofl...
Thanks to whichever mod put this on the front page, hahaha, I totally passed this thread over like 5 times. Oh the hilarity. Prettymuch made my day.
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
On September 29 2009 03:49 ghostWriter wrote:
abstinence. it's the only thing that works 100%
You you are right, works 100% of the time
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On September 28 2009 08:29 Mastermind wrote:
you are fucking paranoid
Yah, and markers wtf o_O
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On September 29 2009 03:25 cgrinker wrote:
Sum up:
Everyone thinks they got the girl preggers the first time.
lolz
This is exactly what I thought the first time I read it....right after I reread the work Markers seven times to make sure I was understanding the situation correctly.
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Dude, don't stick writing utensils up your girl's vagina. She could get an infection and really ill.
Just stay with fingerbanging as the warm up. And wash your hands.
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On September 28 2009 22:44 AtlaS wrote:Show nested quote +On September 28 2009 14:00 SecondComing wrote:
noob question.. how do you know if breaks? is it really obvious? what if its just a small hole it starts to feel really good all of a sudden.
LOL hahahahahahaha
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I would recommend these:
But what? markers? Rofl
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So... is your GF like... multicolored down there?
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On September 29 2009 03:49 ghostWriter wrote:
abstinence. it's the only thing that works 100%
sex is bad.
Not true.
+ Show Spoiler +
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On September 29 2009 08:06 Kennigit wrote:Show nested quote +On September 29 2009 03:49 ghostWriter wrote:
abstinence. it's the only thing that works 100%
You you are right, works 100% of the time
I actually thought of Absinthe when I first read ghostWriter's comment. Chuckles.
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On September 29 2009 13:47 AtlaS wrote:Show nested quote +On September 29 2009 03:49 ghostWriter wrote:
abstinence. it's the only thing that works 100%
sex is bad. Not true. + Show Spoiler +
hahaha nice picture
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On September 29 2009 11:26 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:Show nested quote +On September 28 2009 22:44 AtlaS wrote:On September 28 2009 14:00 SecondComing wrote:
noob question.. how do you know if breaks? is it really obvious? what if its just a small hole it starts to feel really good all of a sudden. LOL hahahahahahaha
This is actually the best description of it.
Happened to me the other day. I had to throw my girlfriend off practically, she hates condoms and was way too into it.
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On September 29 2009 18:09 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:Show nested quote +On September 29 2009 11:26 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:On September 28 2009 22:44 AtlaS wrote:On September 28 2009 14:00 SecondComing wrote:
noob question.. how do you know if breaks? is it really obvious? what if its just a small hole it starts to feel really good all of a sudden. LOL hahahahahahaha This is actually the best description of it. Happened to me the other day. I had to throw my girlfriend off practically, she hates condoms and was way too into it.
Your (and her) answer*:
Plus it might eliminate her periods or make them lighter at least. Good for 5 years.
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with that grappling hook she'll be able to scale the wall of an all women ninjitsu sect who have the ability to stop their menstrations.
what am i doing, this kids got enough misinformation already
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Thank you OP for reminding me how stupid people really are.
I almost thought for a minute humanity had a chance.
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can we throw an NSFW OR SCHOOL tag on this?
cuz there was an audible "what the fuck" that came from behind me after i had this open for like 10 seconds ~.~
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On September 28 2009 09:38 Equaoh wrote:
in 9 month's you'll be the proud owner of a box of crayons
ROFL
Best thread in a while.
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On October 01 2009 10:06 synapse wrote:Show nested quote +On September 28 2009 09:38 Equaoh wrote:
in 9 month's you'll be the proud owner of a box of crayons ROFL Best thread in a while.
agreed synapse =P
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i can't stop laughing i am hurting myself from laughing this thread is a winner
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OP explains perfectly why sexual consent limit is 18 in USA.
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quoting for posterity On September 28 2009 08:21 SecondComing wrote:
Well, the past few days have been extremely stressful for me. i would really like to know what you guys think about my girlfriend. We had sex for the first time on the 14th of September with a condom. I even pulled out before i came just to be extra safe. I even peed before we had sex to clean out my urethra to prevent pre-*** from getting her pregnant.
However, my giflriend's period started on the 6th and i believe ended on the 12th. On the 28th, i fingered my giflriend a lot, with my fingers and markers. My fingernails were long and i might have cut her because when i took the markers out there were some traces of blood. It was like really light brown. But just yesterday, on the 29th my girlfriend said she had brown discharge. So this got me extremely worried. Is it due to me fingering her yesterday extremely hard or is it due to implantation bleeding?
Sorry, I am really stressed about this right now. My rational side tells me it is not pregnancy, but I just wan't to get advice from others. What do you think? Thanks for any advice.
sorry mistake. my gf had brown discharge yesterday on the 27th, and i fingered my gf on the 28th.
edit 2: she has always used the markers to masterbate -__- she always washes them and there are no sharp edges on it
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Oh my god this thread is hilarious. Man, some people should really consult google before coming to TL for help. Although I guess if they did we all wouldn't be able to laugh at them so really its a double edged sword.
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you even peed before sex?
well no worries there mate guaranteed protection fo sho
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hey baby you in the mood for sex? let me just grab my markers real quick
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damn girl you know how to work a palette
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On September 28 2009 08:21 SecondComing wrote:with a condom. I even pulled out before i came just to be extra safe.
Thats lame :/
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On October 01 2009 10:13 blahman3344 wrote:Show nested quote +On October 01 2009 10:06 synapse wrote:On September 28 2009 09:38 Equaoh wrote:
in 9 month's you'll be the proud owner of a box of crayons ROFL Best thread in a while. agreed synapse =P
haha -awesome. Made my day :D
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the "I even peed" Just made me roll over and promtly die. If I was this paranoid I would probably just stock up some semen in my freezer and then get sterilized. And also, markers, geez.
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On September 28 2009 09:45 nicoaldo wrote:Show nested quote +On September 28 2009 09:38 Equaoh wrote:
in 9 month's you'll be the proud owner of a box of crayons LOL no comment about the fingernails and the markers (WTF :S condoms > markers i swear)
+1 Creativity..
+ Show Spoiler +Personally..I like to use fire hydrants
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You guys are so mean. And if you were that safe, then you probably scratched the cervix. Why not get a pregnancy test, or buy those pregnancy test products. And if you're gonna finger your girl, make sure to cut your nails.
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
lol
uhh
well ur probably fine
maybe markers are kinda weird
and LOL at the comments here they are hilarious. (sorry OP. haha)
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........
but it does suck having to pee in the middle, so I do recommending peeing beforehand.
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peeing kills sperm in the urethra
precum shouldn't have semen in it
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On October 05 2009 21:11 Zidane wrote:
peeing kills sperm in the urethra
precum shouldn't have semen in it
shouldn't now... well its always that one in a million shot that screws your life over isn't it?
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On September 28 2009 09:00 SecondComing wrote:
thanks for the post guys i really hope shes not pregnant D: i'm never having sex againnn untill i'm married
don't let this ruin it for you. bone as much as possible
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good news guys she got her period today!
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On October 06 2009 07:27 SecondComing wrote:
good news guys she got her period today!
good for your couple, cus the only way she could have got pregnant with what you described is that she would have been screwed by someone else than you. at least she is loyal with the markers
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On October 06 2009 07:27 SecondComing wrote:
good news guys she got her period today!
...this is never good news...
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On October 20 2009 02:49 freelander wrote:lol now I understand why some markers are called + Show Spoiler +
Hahahaha, I see what you did there!
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