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Farewell iNcontroL
Letter from the Editor
Dear Readers,
Good luck with Highlander iNc~
- Kau
Staff
Kau – Editor
Bloodyc0bbler – The Stove
Nyovne – IRC Comments
{88}iNcontroL – Troll Booth Willie, The Shit Bus
NeverGG – Progamer Pics
Fontong – VOD of the Week
pangshai – Battle Report
ShoCkeyy – Interviews
Manifesto7 – Chalk talk, Memory Lane
Table of Contents
Serious Business and Funsies ................ p1
The Stove .............................................. p2
Chalk Talk ............................................. p3
Semi-Funny IRC Comment of the Week ... p4
Progamer Photos ................................... p5
Random Image of the Week .................... p6
A Walk Down Memory Lane .................... p7
Troll Booth Willie .................................... p8
The Shit Bus .......................................... p8
Best of Blogs ......................................... p9
Ban of the Week .................................... p10
Vod of the Week .................................... p11
Interviews .............................................. p12
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http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=97792
ESPORTS MATH, slightly more accurate this time. Study about economic impacts of early scv gas mining.
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lol!
[02:43] <@pachi> xcetron is lonely
[02:43] <@pachi> because we banned him
[02:43] <@pachi> and planning on banning him from here
[02:43] <@pachi> in 5...
[02:43] <@pachi> 4...
[02:43] <@pachi> 3...
[02:44] <@pachi> 2
[02:44] * pachi was kicked by XCetron (pachi)
[02:44] <@Nyovne> LOL
[02:44] * XCetron is now known as dkay
[02:44] <@Nyovne> LOL
[02:43] <@pachi> because we banned him
[02:43] <@pachi> and planning on banning him from here
[02:43] <@pachi> in 5...
[02:43] <@pachi> 4...
[02:43] <@pachi> 3...
[02:44] <@pachi> 2
[02:44] * pachi was kicked by XCetron (pachi)
[02:44] <@Nyovne> LOL
[02:44] * XCetron is now known as dkay
[02:44] <@Nyovne> LOL
Grind those hips.
<Julmust[D]>yes, but how can the game be fun only playing one map? that'd be like having sex to one women in the missionary position for the rest of your life. sex is great (as is starcraft) missionary is ok (as is python)
<Julmust[D]>but you wouldn't want it every single night
<Julmust[D]>right?
<Kerotan> people don't like change
<Kerotan> hey
<Shauni> you must grind the missionary position to get good at sex Julmust[D]
<Julmust[D]>best way to get better in the sack is the add a bit of variance.
<Shauni> Julmust[D]: yeah but if you quickly try a lot of kinky stuff it'll most likely fail a lot
<Shauni> if you aren't already experienced
<Julmust[D]>but you wouldn't want it every single night
<Julmust[D]>right?
<Kerotan> people don't like change
<Kerotan> hey
<Shauni> you must grind the missionary position to get good at sex Julmust[D]
<Julmust[D]>best way to get better in the sack is the add a bit of variance.
<Shauni> Julmust[D]: yeah but if you quickly try a lot of kinky stuff it'll most likely fail a lot
<Shauni> if you aren't already experienced
And this is who you guys go to for girl advice.
[19:47] <Fantacy> in looks?
[19:47] <@Kennigit> obviously i get them on facebook before i meet them
[19:47] <@Kennigit> which is why
[19:48] <@Kennigit> i cancelled my date tonight
[19:48] <StarN> ah right.
[19:48] <@Kennigit> cause her pictures were lies
[19:48] <StarN> LOL
[19:48] <@Kennigit> LOL
[19:48] <Fantacy> lolol
[19:48] <@Kennigit> i told her
[19:48] <@Kennigit> my friend
[19:48] <StarN> Zia??
[19:48] <@Kennigit> is in hospital
[19:48] <FragKrag> lol
[19:48] <@Kennigit> and i had to go home
[19:48] <Fantacy> xD
[19:48] <@Kennigit> LOL
[19:48] <StarN> LOL
[19:48] <Fantacy> what if she
[19:48] <FragKrag> LOL
[19:48] <Fantacy> goes to the hospitol
[19:48] <@Kennigit> hahahah
[19:48] <Fantacy> annnd
[19:48] <Fantacy> asks for you
[19:48] <@Kennigit> IM HERE WHERE ARE U IVE COME TO BE WIT U
[19:47] <@Kennigit> obviously i get them on facebook before i meet them
[19:47] <@Kennigit> which is why
[19:48] <@Kennigit> i cancelled my date tonight
[19:48] <StarN> ah right.
[19:48] <@Kennigit> cause her pictures were lies
[19:48] <StarN> LOL
[19:48] <@Kennigit> LOL
[19:48] <Fantacy> lolol
[19:48] <@Kennigit> i told her
[19:48] <@Kennigit> my friend
[19:48] <StarN> Zia??
[19:48] <@Kennigit> is in hospital
[19:48] <FragKrag> lol
[19:48] <@Kennigit> and i had to go home
[19:48] <Fantacy> xD
[19:48] <@Kennigit> LOL
[19:48] <StarN> LOL
[19:48] <Fantacy> what if she
[19:48] <FragKrag> LOL
[19:48] <Fantacy> goes to the hospitol
[19:48] <@Kennigit> hahahah
[19:48] <Fantacy> annnd
[19:48] <Fantacy> asks for you
[19:48] <@Kennigit> IM HERE WHERE ARE U IVE COME TO BE WIT U
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From the Vault:
Did you know that Fantasy once played for TeamLiquid? Yes, children, gather round and listen to Grandpa Mani talk about the fabled SandLot tournament run by Blizzard.
The tournament gave birth to the now famous TL pony:
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It also featured a TL team that had one of it's Korean disqualified, Fisheye dropping out at the last minute, and Nazgul coming out of a 4 year retirement to go 1-2 against a SKT1 Terran.
You can read all about it in this thread by jkillashark. Enjoy.
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On hold indefinitely. Who will step up?!
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- Manifesto leveled up
- How to write a story
- Bye Taiche, we'll miss you
- Story of a Zergling
- Why SC is better
- TRANSFORMERS BALLOONS
- Why you shouldn't write about SC
- More hate required (just kidding, congrats)
- Kennigit's Guide to Online Dating
- Hanging out with Sea
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intrigue was just temp banned for 90 days by SonuvBob.
That account was created on 2005-11-27 17:07:48 and had 5131 posts.
Reason: Jerk!
That account was created on 2005-11-27 17:07:48 and had 5131 posts.
Reason: Jerk!
SuperArc was just temp banned for 1 week by Kennigit.
That account was created on 2009-03-20 03:08:00 and had 2133 posts.
Reason: Yeah you will learn to fear my power too....you have 2000 posts that are all 1 liners. I dont know how you have sneaked by this long but start to post with some substance or don't come back.
That account was created on 2009-03-20 03:08:00 and had 2133 posts.
Reason: Yeah you will learn to fear my power too....you have 2000 posts that are all 1 liners. I dont know how you have sneaked by this long but start to post with some substance or don't come back.
Editor's note: Wonder how far I can get before they realize that's all I do as well =D
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Editor's Note: I would also recommend all Heritage League, go watch now!
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On July 14 2009 03:09 ghostWriter wrote:
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[e-Stars Day 1]
NaDa <Outsider> 
Nal_rA
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YellOw <Destination> ToSsGirL
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sAviOr <Neo Medusa> Kingdom
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BoxeR <Python> Reach
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Results
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I took these vods from the Jon747 account, since they weren't up on nevake yet. Since embedding is disabled, please use the little blue tv icons to go there or open the spoiler and click the video so you can go into the youtube video. I'll switch over once zatic uploads the videos.
[e-Stars Day 1]
NaDa <Outsider> Nal_rA+ Show Spoiler +YellOw <Destination> ToSsGirL+ Show Spoiler +sAviOr <Neo Medusa> Kingdom+ Show Spoiler +BoxeR <Python> Reach+ Show Spoiler +http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2zUBgNd0tE&feature=channel_page
Results
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I took these vods from the Jon747 account, since they weren't up on nevake yet. Since embedding is disabled, please use the little blue tv icons to go there or open the spoiler and click the video so you can go into the youtube video. I'll switch over once zatic uploads the videos.
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Question of the Week
Who could possibly replace iNcontroL?!
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